After Li Xiaopang and others were bitten by black mosquitoes, they suddenly opened their eyes and immediately laughed loudly.
The three of them were laughing and scratching their bodies. Many places were scratched red, and traces of blood could be faintly seen.
"Haha, I'm laughing so hard." The three of them laughed and scratched their bodies. It was as funny as they looked.
Zhou Long glanced at Han Ruoxue and Han Bin, and then at Lu Yang. He had guessed what was going on, but said nothing. However, his heart was filled with huge waves, because these black mosquitoes were the same as the common water mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes are different. After they bite a person, they can make the person's skin extremely itchy. Moreover, black mosquitoes are extremely intelligent. It can be seen that these black mosquitoes are domesticated mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes like this are rare, and if you take them out during combat, they can have unexpected effects.
Zhou Long has already become a heaven-level powerhouse and has some understanding of the situation in the world of immortality. He feels that these black mosquitoes are probably the legendary monsters. Since they are monsters and appear in Han Ruoxue's hands, it can be seen that Han Ruoxue's identity is indeed unknown.
Generally speaking, even if someone is not from the Xiuxian family, they are closely related to the Xiuxian sect, otherwise it would be impossible to obtain these mosquitoes.
When Li Xiaopang burst out laughing, seeing that Lu Yang and others were fine, he couldn't help but ask: "Lu Yang, um, haha... why are you fine? Why do we... want to laugh?"
Zhu Xi and Jia Chengliang were also puzzled. Just as they were about to speak, they burst into laughter again.
It doesn't matter if you keep laughing like this. The key is that your body is extremely itchy and it won't take long for your skin to break.
Seeing that the black mosquito had the desired effect, Han Ruoxue smiled and said: "The reason is very simple, because you were bitten by the black blood mosquito, which specializes in biting sleeping people. You just closed your eyes, so...
"After speaking, he panicked the white medicine bottle in his hand and said to the three of them: "Let's play a game now. If you agree, I will give you the antidote. How about it?"
The three of them just wanted to solve their problems quickly. Without even thinking about it, they nodded at the same time: "Okay, no problem."
Han Ruoxue handed the black elixir to the three of them. After the three of them swallowed it, their symptoms did disappear, but they still wanted to laugh, but not as strongly as before. At this moment, the three of them looked at Han Ruoxue with different eyes.
, they really can’t understand why such a beautiful woman feels like a little witch!
Han Ruoxue looked at the three of them and said, "Since you agreed to play the game, the game begins now."
Li Xiaopang took a deep breath and couldn't help but ask: "What game haven't you told us yet?"
Han Ruoxue smiled, thought for a while, and said, "How about I tell you something and you can guess what it is?"
"Gah?" Li Xiaopang was startled and said, "Isn't this a riddle?"
"It's a riddle, but there's a penalty for losing!" Han Ruoxue's eyes flashed and she said with a smile, "If anyone loses, how about kissing the other person?"
"What, kissing someone else?" Li Xiaopang glanced at the two grown men next to him, his expression became quite ugly, and he felt a little disgusted just thinking about kissing them.
Zhou Long couldn't stand it anymore, coughed lightly and said: "Well, I think..."
Han Ruoxue didn't wait for him to speak, then interrupted: "Coach Zhou, do you also want to play this game?"
"I want to have some fun." Zhou Long muttered in his heart, regretting why he took the initiative to speak. Thinking of Han Ruoxue's powerful family background, he quickly shook his head and said, "I have no intention of participating, I just think this game is too boring. How about this, just now
Didn't you expect Lu Yang to tell a joke, but he didn't tell it? How about letting the three of them tell the joke now, and those who can't tell it will be punished? "
Li Xiaopang and others were very depressed. They looked at Zhou Long strangely and said with clear eyes: "Coach Zhou, are you helping us or speaking for her?"
Regarding the looks of the three people, Zhou Long pretended not to see them at all and said, "Okay, you guys play, I'll take a rest for a while." As he said that, he narrowed his eyes. He didn't dare to really close them, just in case Han Ruoxue released those words again.
Black Mosquito, I'm afraid he has to ask Han Ruoxue for the antidote. If Han Ruoxue proposes to play games together, how can he refuse?
Han Ruoxue thought for a moment and said, "This game is also okay. Which one of you will start first?"
Li Xiaopang didn’t want to play such a game. It was a thankless task, so he hurriedly said: “Well, can I quit?”
"Of course." Han Ruoxue said.
Hearing this, Li Xiaopang was overjoyed. Just as he was about to speak, Han Ruoxue's next words made him want to cry.
"The pill I gave you just now can only suppress it for half an hour." Han Ruoxue said with a smile, "If you want all the antidote, each of you can tell a story."
The expressions of the three of them suddenly changed. You look at me, I look at you, and you feel like you want to cry.
At this time, Lu Yang, who had been silent, spoke up, "Little Fatty, telling a joke is actually very simple. It doesn't matter whether it's long or short. Just say it and make everyone laugh."
"You said it simply. Why didn't you say it when I asked you to say it just now? If you had said it, it wouldn't have happened now." Li Xiaopang thought so in his heart, but didn't dare to say it. After all, he didn't know Lu Yang
How close is the relationship with Han Ruoxue? If Han Ruoxue helps Lu Yang speak up after telling him, wouldn't he be asking for pain?
Li Xiaopang gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't it just a joke? I said it's not okay?"
"Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there were old monks who told stories to the young monks." Li Xiaopang held it in for a long time before he remembered the nursery rhymes often told by children in the village. He didn't know if it counted.
It's a joke, but every time someone mentions it, he finds it very funny. So as soon as the story was finished, Li Xiaopang started laughing first.
Everyone was depressed and looked at Li Xiaopang in surprise. A sentence came to their minds at the same time, "This, is this a fucking joke?"
Li Xiaopang didn't think it was funny either, but he only knew this one thing, so he could only bite the bullet and said: "Well, my joke is very funny, right?"
Lu Yang smiled bitterly and said, "It's interesting, but not very funny."
"Lu Yang, don't you think it's funny?" Li Xiaopang glared at Lu Yang, and that look reminded Lu Yang that he must speak for him.
Lu Yang didn't want to see Lu Yang being punished by Han Ruoxue, so he hurriedly said: "It's not bad, it's just a joke."
Han Ruoxue knew that Lu Yang and Li Xiaopang had a good relationship, and had no intention of embarrassing Li Xiaopang. She took out a pill and handed it to Li Xiaopang and said, "After you swallow it, your symptoms will completely disappear."
Zhu Xi and Jia Chengliang looked at each other and felt that such a "joke" was too simple and they could tell it.
Without even thinking about it, Jia Chengliang said: "I'll give it a try, I can tell ten such jokes."
Han Ruoxue tilted her head, looked at the two of them with a smile, and said, "Tell me!"
"Once upon a time, there was an old monk who could only tell stories, and he would tell them to the young monk every night..."
"Gah?"
This so-called joke was even more shocking than before. No one could laugh, and they all looked at Jia Chengliang with depressed expressions.
Jia Chengliang was very thick-skinned and said to Han Ruoxue: "I told you, can you give me the antidote?"
"Is this a joke?" Han Ruoxue was depressed and asked angrily, "Do you think this is funny?"
Without even thinking about it, Jia Chengliang replied: "Of course it's funny. Stories like Fatty's are all jokes, and mine can be considered a joke."
Han Ruoxue snorted coldly, took out a pill and handed it to Jia Chengliang, and then said to Zhu Xi: "You can't tell such jokes anymore. The joke you tell must make everyone laugh."
Zhu Xi is indeed a talent. He has liked to listen to jokes since he was a child. This is not a problem for him.
"There was a man who was chasing after a beautiful woman. The beautiful woman was not interested in him and told him the truth many times, but the boy remained stubborn. One day, the girl couldn't bear it any longer.
Under the entanglement, he suddenly turned around, slapped the case and said: "What do you like about me? Can't I change it?"
Such jokes are rarely heard by people. As soon as Zhu Xi finished telling them, everyone started laughing.
Even Zhou Long, who was serious about his words, laughed softly twice. He also thought the story Zhu Xi told was very interesting.
Han Ruoxue laughed for a while, took out a pill and handed it to Zhu Xi, saying: "Your jokes are good, can you tell them more often in the future?"
Did Zhu Xi dare to say no? His scalp went numb when he thought of those black mosquitoes. He nodded quickly and said, "I can tell you as many as you want to hear."
Li Xiaopang glared at Zhu Xi and said angrily: "If I had known you could tell jokes, I would have let you tell them."
Zhu Xi smiled and told a few more jokes to everyone. Everyone laughed after hearing it.
About half an hour later, the carriage stopped. Zhou Long frowned and said to the carriage driver: "Brother, why did you stop?"
The waiter said, "Master Lu said it's time to eat, so let's stop and eat." Then, the sound of unpacking was heard.
The six people in the carriage, except for Lu Yang and Han Ruoxue, all brought their luggage and took out their dry food and started eating.
Li Xiaopang was surprised when he saw that Lu Yang didn't bring any luggage and said, "Lu Yang, what are you eating?"
"If my guess is right, someone will treat us to a meal later." Lu Yang said with a smile, "Even if not, Ruoxue and I can hunt some game and roast it."
Li Xiaopang knew that Lu Yang was good at roasting game, so he didn't say anything and said, "But where are your changes of clothes?"
"Ruoxue has a treasure where you can store clothes." Lu Yang told the truth. He didn't want to expose the secret of the Qiankun Ring, but everyone knew that Zhu Ruoxue had the Qiankun Ring, so everyone gave Han Ruoxue a change of clothes and clothes.
Inside the Qiankun Ring, there is no weight, so Han Ruoxue will not feel tired no matter how many things she carries.
Li Xiaopang was very curious as to who would invite Lu Yang to dinner. As he was thinking about it, a voice of congratulation came from outside the carriage, "Miss Han, our young master invites you to lunch."
"Call me alone?" Han Ruoxue did not agree whether to go, but asked this sentence.
Wang He's mind was not clear at all, and he didn't understand the meaning of the words for a while, and said: "Of course you are alone, is there anyone else going?"
"If I'm alone, I won't go. I want to eat with my husband." Han Ruoxue replied.
"Oh! So that's it!" Wang He touched his head and said, "Then I'll go back and ask the young master."
After Wang He walked away, everyone couldn't stop laughing. Li Xiaopang laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. He said: "I have seen stupid people, but I have never seen such stupid people." He paused and reminded Lu Yang: "I
See if you guys don’t go and eat, then Master Lu will know at a glance that he doesn’t have good intentions, so aren’t you worried that Ruoxue will be snatched away by him?”
"What am I worried about? She is not my wife." Lu Yang thought in his heart, but said, "He must have that ability. I believe Ruoxue will not fall in love with him."
"That's not necessarily true! If you bully me, I will run away with someone else." Han Ruoxue chuckled.