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Chapter 797: Smelly Attack

Chapter 797 The smelly attack

As he said that, a piece of improved feces appeared on Tang Yan's hand, as big as cow shit, and the smell was so stinking that the people around him who were watching the show had to cover their noses and take three steps back. And the four guys

, and never expected that Tang Yan, who was fighting with his brother, was now rushing towards the four of them. Yes, Tang Yan could not beat this thirteen-year-old, but he didn't take these four guys seriously and stepped on them.

The afterimage mistook the opponent's attack and appeared in front of the most arrogant one of the four guys. He smashed the large poop on his hand as a cake and bloomed on his face.

"Haha, you babe, my stool is delicious." As he said that, Tang Yan put his right hand behind his butt and said in his mouth: "I have a fragrant stool!"

With a "puff!", another stinking stool appeared on Tang Yan's palm.

"Haha, haha!" The people who were watching the show around couldn't help but laugh when they saw a guy being hit with a piece of feces on his face.

They watched a lot of kids fighting, but they didn't see such funny things, especially the big and big kids, who were about to hit Tang Yan, and every one of them was passing by, but they couldn't hit him. At the same time, Tang Yan was the one who was about to hit him.

Hit him would not hurt him at all, because Tang Yan's power was too weak, unlike before, where a finger could bounce a god away. These shameless children ate Tang Yan's big lump

After the shit cake, five chased and one beat him, and Tang Yan ran to the school. It would be meaningless to continue fighting like this. If you can't beat the other party, you can't just avoid it. What's the point? They won't admit defeat, and Tang Yan won't even more.

Stand there and call them.

"Little bastard, don't run away if you have the guts." The children chasing behind cursed.

"You trash are waiting!" Tang Yancai didn't care whether they were children or not. He had already thought of a way to deal with these little guys.

"Is this guy really a food-based soul master? Why does he run faster than a mitogenic soul master? Don't let me catch up with you, otherwise there will be something nice to you." After chasing behind, he was slowly being Tang.

Yan opened the distance and scolded him.

"Brother, what should we do now?" As Tang Yan ran back to school, his whole body was yellow and smelly feces.

"What else can I do? Go back and change my clothes!" He didn't expect this little guy to say so cunningly.

"Oh!" The four of them responded, thinking in their minds whether Tang Yan would use a bottle to hit him in the same dormitory in the future?

It seems that Tang Yan's business will be difficult to do in the future, but he thought of a problem, that is, the agent, squeeze more milk, and then ask the classmate to send it to the Zhangji to serve as the agent. Buy two bottles of four soul copper coins and give him a commission.

Unless you have the ability to protect yourself, you should go out with less. Who knows whether these little nobles will ask senior students to cause trouble for him. No matter what, business still needs to be done. In this world without background, more

A little money is better.

After returning to school, Tang Yan sold stalls under the senior dormitory. Most people cannot set up stalls in school, but Tang Yan has a different identity. He is the dean's closed-door child, and the teacher dare not cause trouble for him.

Tang Yan also set up a stall there. The business is quite good. There are not many people drinking milk. They have increased their attributes. There are many such auxiliary students in the college who don’t need to drink milk at all. There are only some who want to try it out.

Taste, or experience whether it can really increase 50% of the strength.

"Business is hard to do, forget it, go back to the junior grade, I hope those little guys have not quit breastfeeding yet." Tang Yan put it here for a long time before selling two soul gold coins.

The school is divided into two teaching colleges, one is from six to twelve years old, which is the junior grade, and the other is from twelve to eighteen years old, which is senior grade. They teach in another place in the college, senior grade.

Those who cannot challenge the junior grade can challenge the senior grade. As for the dormitory, the men and women in the junior grade are mixed together and don’t leave until they are ten years old. Although school has not started yet, this period is also the registration time, and there are quite a lot of students.

As for the elementary school student Tang Yan, he didn't care about him selling milk in school, and the food was as numerous as a cow's hair, and he was not the only one.

"Children, what's your name?" An uncle asked when he saw Tang Yan selling milk in school every day.

"My name is Tang Yan!" Tang Yan asked with two bottles in both hands.

"I heard that you are from the food system, so there is plenty, right?" He asked at Tang Yan's two bottles of milk in his hand.

"Is there any problem? Why are you staring at me like this? I'm not a woman. You won't want to grab your breasts and milk them!" Tang Yan said while pretending to be scared and covering his chest.

"I'm so dizzy. I said why are children nowadays so precocious? By the way, I'm the master of dim sum among chefs. I want to ask you if the milk from your bottle will disappear? It's also said, leave the bottle

Will it steam away?" He asked, pointing to the milk in the bottle on Tang Yan's small hand.

"No. My milk has a shelf life of six hours. Do you want to purchase goods from me and use it to make milk cookies?" Tang Yan heard that he was the master of the kitchen, and he immediately understood what was going on.

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"Well, you answered correctly. I want to make a bag of milk with you and supply it to students in the school. You also know that milk is not very safe now. The profiteer only looks at the money, regardless of the life and death of the child, and produces some toxic products. Milk harms children, it is worse than breast milk. Look, can we cooperate!" Master Baodian said to Tang Yan.

"There is no problem with this, you have as much as you want." Tang Yan thought that this was a cooperative business, so he didn't have to worry about not having any income in the future.

Time flies very quickly. A month has passed in a blink of an eye and the school has officially started classes. During this month, Tang Yan seems to have never been idle every day, and milk the college and the inn outside every day. The business is really good

Although a bottle of three soul copper coins sold in one bottle is in short supply, and Tang Yan is milking every day, his mental power has also increased, and the number of people squeezed out is more than ten more bottles than usual. The monthly income is twenty per day

Net income of one soul gold coins, 600 soul gold coins per month, made those food-type soul masters jealous. Obviously, everyone is a food-type soul master, why can't you make a lot of money? It's not as good as a six-year-old

child.

It’s not that they can’t make money, but that their shelf life is too short. Some minutes, some more than ten minutes, can’t be sold at all. Only those competitions can be found at the temporary needs. However, the power-type soul

Most of the masters are asking Tang Yan to buy milk, which increases the strength by 50%. As for feces, Tang Yan also sells it, but the business is not very good. At most, a piece of feces can be sold in a day, and only those guys who compete.

It is only for money to eat defecation. The speed increases by 50%. After eating, they all become Tang Yan's repeat customers. Therefore, it is not a big problem for Tang Yan to earn 600 gold coins a month.

"Dear children, I will be your class teacher in the future. My surname is Zhou, my name is Mei, Zhou Mei. You can call me Teacher Zhou. I will teach you in the next first, second and third grades. My name is 70.

Soul Master, if anyone of you is naughty, the consequences are...hehe." She said while staring at Tang Yan, the newcomer, and said: "Okay, everyone starts class. Before class, I will tell you some soul masters.

Features.”

The dean said hello to Zhou Mei early in the morning and asked her to take care of Tang Yan more. So in her first class, she told you about the role of various professions, and especially emphasized auxiliary soul masters, and they must find some partners to cooperate.

Only cooperation can play a role, otherwise a food-type auxiliary soul master without strength and combat power will only die. It also talks about the most powerful Jiuliu Pagoda Sect in the mainland, which is known as the world's number one attribute assistant.

Soul Master, there are always two or three titled Douluo guardians around him.

Among them, the teacher also talked about the importance of teams, control department, main attack department, defense department, auxiliary department, etc., and the strength will be 100% exerted. Let everyone realize this problem.

, can work together and exert your strength.

"Teacher, can't the food system be attacked?" Tang Yan raised his little hand and asked.

"Food attack? Do you attack the other party with those snacks? Or do you attack others with stool?" Zhou Mei knew that Tang Yan liked to smash children with bottles, what if she met a strong man?

Isn't it? After not reporting for a while, she kept receiving complaints from the little boys in Tang Yan's dormitory, saying that Tang Yan would hit their heads with a bottle every night. After several warnings, Tang Yan would still hit the other party the same if

He had been kicked out of the academy long time ago because he wasn't pressed by the dean. So in the end, the teacher had to transfer the four boys in his dormitory to another dormitory and let the four little loli be moved into Tang Yan's dormitory.

Living in this way, Tang Yan had only one boy in his dormitory, and the other seven were little loli, undeveloped loli.

"Student Tang Yan, if you breastfeed me every day, I will protect you!" said the little girl with Tang Yan.

"Well, yes, I'm also a power-type defensive type. You can join our team in the future. I'll protect you, daddy!" said another little girl.

"..." Tang Yan didn't know what to say. If Zilan and the younger sister knew that he wanted a six-year-old girl to protect him, he might as well kill him with a piece of tofu.

"It seems that I should practice martial arts and protect myself." Tang Yan thought to himself.

The class in the junior grade is not very strict. The theory of the class is given, and the fight is given. It is either a fight or a sports class. However, Tang Yan still likes to fight more. Before every fight class, Tang Yan is full of bottles, one-to-one, Tang

Yan threw the other person with a bottle, and threw it all at once. Whether it was a girl or a boy, he was thrown into a blue face and swollen head by Tang Yan's stool and bottle. Finally, a teacher from the Tree of Life Martial Soul gave them some treatment. No,

The teacher really underestimated Tang Yan, a little boy who threw the bottle. None of the thirty-five children in the class was his opponent. Every time he saw them hitting Tang Yan, he would pass by him every time.

, with a light move, the other party's fist passed by Tang Yan, as if the attacks of these children had been seen through by Tang Yan in the early days.

After fighting for a few days, everyone was unwilling to fight with Tang Yan, so they could only fight in a team battle. Thirty-six children were divided into five teams, with seven children in each team. Tang Yan's team had one more, eight

All members, except him, are girls, only Tang Yan is a man. In team battles, Tang Yan rarely takes action, just watch them fight. As for himself, he doesn't need their protection, and he holds a piece of cake in his hand.

Defecation and a bottle. As long as the other party approaches him, just wait to eat the defecation.

Haha, the classmates in the class have naturally eaten Tang Yan's stool. They were hit on the face and they didn't want to eat it. They fell in love with it after eating it. However, the attributes of the stool thrown out on the battlefield are only 5% more.

Only Tang Yan's own team can add 50% to reduce mental power expenditure.

"Student Tang Yan, I have observed you these days. Are your footworks a kind of martial arts?" The dean has been observing Tang Yan's situation these days and found that his dodging ability is very strong.

"I don't know what you said." Tang Yan denied.

"Haha, I checked you. Your parents died early. They grew up in the village chief's house. They liked to fight since childhood. Children two or three years older than you are no match for you. Well, if you don't say it, I won't be either.

I asked, but I told you that the soul master of the food department must learn to escape. I was worried about you, but now I see that you have the ability to escape, I don’t worry about you anymore. Now I will talk to you about some soul beasts

You should remember the knowledge and some forests in the mainland. You can use it very well in the future!" The dean took out a bunch of books and said.

Time flies very quickly, and it has been half a year in the blink of an eye. In half a year, I don’t know whether it is the teacher and dean who have good teaching or Tang Yan’s diligence, but in half a year, Tang Yan’s level is the fastest-promoted martial soul in the class.

In just half a year, he was promoted to level 19. If he was one level short of level, he could go to the Soul Hunting Ring. The dean also promised Tang Yan that he would hunt him a soul beast that was less than 100,000 years old.

More than 100,000 years ago, haha, there is no need to think about this. There are not many titled Douluo that cannot be hunted. Don’t underestimate 90,000 and 100,000 years ago. That is a watershed level, which can absorb 90,000.

Years may not necessarily absorb hundreds of thousands of years.

The dean thought the same as those adults before. If Tang Yan could absorb 90,000 years, then the second martial soul would hunt him for one hundred thousand years. In short, he had already regarded Tang Yan as a monster. Others had the first one.

The ring is only five or six million at most, while his first ring is ten thousand years old, or a tigress.


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