Chapter 98: The Disciple Who Scrambles the Shit Bucket
Chapter 98: The disciples who grabbed the shit bucket
In order for the two of them to finish the braised fish with chili oil made by Nangong Xiangxue, Tang Yan next to him kept pushing him, because he knew that if the two old people finished eating, he would not have to eat. And Nangong Xiangxue saw the two
The teacher ate until she shed tears. In addition to Tang Yan's words, she thought the two of them were very moved and continued to put the remaining braised fish with chili oil into her teacher's bowl. The two of them wanted not to eat it, but
They didn’t know what Tang Yan was thinking of coaxing the princess. It would be troublesome if the princess coaxed them to eat the fish skull too, so they had no choice but to continue eating.
A big strip, just like this, was eaten by the two of them in less than three minutes. After eating, their lips began to become red and swollen. In less than ten minutes, their lips looked like two red sausages hanging on them.
Tang Yan was secretly happy and very grateful to them for helping Tang Yan share this disaster, so he poured tea for the two of them and called Tianxin and so on, looking like a very nice person.
"Teacher, are you okay?" Nangong Xiangxue, who was standing next to him, saw his teacher saying like a gorilla's mouth.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that I haven't eaten chili for a long time!" the two old people said, waving their hands.
"I'm sorry, actually I just poured a little chili oil, but I accidentally poured it all down, and Sister Yue used up all the sugar, so..." Nangong Xiangxue said as if she wanted to cry.
"Princess, don't be sad. The teacher knows that you have worked hard. We are fine. Ah, I can't survive. I have to go to the toilet!" said Nangong Boya and Nangong Boliang, whose mouths were swollen like a gorilla's.
After the two old men left, Tang Yan finally couldn't help but laugh. He laughed at Nangong Xiangxue for wanting to murder the teacher. Nangong Xiangxue couldn't help it anymore, and cried loudly and lay on Zilan's body sobbing. She felt uncomfortable in her heart.
Ah, she obviously put a lot of effort into making this dish for Tang Yan, but in the end she was laughed at by him.
The same goes for Dongfang Wan'er who was next to her. Although Tang Yan didn't laugh at them, they knew that Tang Yan also meant that. Looking at their failed works, their eyes finally fell on the disciples of the sect next to him who had been following Tang Yan.
.Yes, looking at the sect disciples who were secretly laughing, he held up the sweet and sour fish in his hands and came to them.
"Do you think it's funny?" Dongfang Wan'er, a quiet and beautiful woman who looked like a fairy, asked them with a gentle smile.
"No, we were just talking and joking!" A fighting king from Daomen said as he looked at Dongfang Wan'er's beautiful face, his long eyebrows straightened up in a smile, and the corners of his mouth showed a smile hiding a knife.
"If the sect doesn't want to be wiped out, you'd better help me eat this plate of food! You know, I am the next head of the Dongfang family." Dongfang Wan'er said to them with a smile, but she was cursing in her heart: "
If I make you laugh, I will make you laugh!"
"Ah? Grandma, is it okay if you don't eat? We really don't mean to laugh at you!" The fighting king of the Sword Sect said to him.
"You're not laughing at her, are you laughing at me?" Xuanyuan Yue, who was next to her, also put her own delicacies in front of them and said.
"No, no, we were really just joking! If you don't believe me, just ask them!" This guy from the Sword Sect pointed at his friends next to him and said.
"Yes, yes, we really don't mean to laugh at you!" The people next to them nodded repeatedly.
Although Xuanyuan Yue is not very powerful, she is now Tang Yan's woman. Because of her words, Tang Yan pointed the tip of his sword at the Jian Zongmen and killed every one he saw. The message also said that he would enter later.
They went to Jian Zongmen and destroyed Jian Zongmen. They no longer dared to offend Tang Yan, an awesome man. Looking at these two plates of delicious food, they began to regret it. But they did not expect that even Nangong Xiangxue would also #
##One leg.
Nangong Xiangxue was angrier than the two of them. Although the fish on the plate had been eaten by her two chefs, there were still more than two bowls of chili oil on it. She pointed at them and said angrily:
"I want you to laugh at my teacher, I want you to laugh. If you don't give this to my aunt, I will ask my father to destroy your sect."
"scare!"
This time, all the guys were frightened. The disciples sitting nearby started to sneak away, but they were caught by the guy next to them. They said to them: "You were the one who laughed the loudest just now. You
It’s so unloyal to leave like this!”
"Um, um, I just want to go to the toilet!" the captured disciple said with a smile.
"Let's go after eating. This way we don't have to make two trips!" the Knife Sect disciple said to him.
Next, needless to say, everyone knew what happened. Under the coercion of these three beauties, they held the bowls in their hands with these imperfect human delicacies and ate them. While eating, they shed tears of emotion,
Haha, it would be strange not to be moved. One was made by a princess, the other was made by the third most beautiful woman in the empire, and the other was also a daughter of a wealthy family.
"Is it delicious?" Dongfang Wan'er asked, seeing their moved expressions.
"It's delicious, it's delicious. Being able to taste Miss Dongfang Wan'er's cooking is an honor that I have waited for several lifetimes to master." A one-star fighting king, a disciple of the Knife Sect, kept nodding his head.
"That's good, don't worry. There will be many opportunities to eat it in the future!" Dongfang Wan'er thought of Tang Yan's words. In order to make the most delicious thing, these judges became taste testers before giving it to Tang Yan to eat.
Already working.
"Ah, there will be more in the future? It's so, so, so good. We are so, so, so moved!" Dou Ling, who was eating vinegar-sour fish and was so jealous that his face was filled with tears, heard Dongfang Wan'er's words and was so moved.
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It's not that they are moved, but that they really want to scold this and that Sword Sect guy, and just flatter her for nothing. Once the flattery goes off, they will become the food taste testers of these witches from now on.
Junior Sister Zilan and Zhu'er, who were standing next to them, looked at their moved expressions, covering their mouths and laughing secretly. As for Tang Yan, he was sitting there eating the fish cooked by Zhu'er and Junior Sister Zilan. For these
The followers just feel helpless for them and have a little bit of sympathy in their hearts.
This day was an unforgettable nightmare for them. After eating, they started the final work, which was to go to the toilet. Because there were many people and few toilets, two or three people were squeezed into one toilet.
, Shit, vomit. It's more terrible than food poisoning. If they didn't have some pills on them, they would have collapsed in the toilet.
"Open the door quickly, open the door quickly!" A guy covered his buttocks from behind, clamped his legs tightly like a girl in love, and kept banging on the toilet door.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't rush me!" said the disciple who was squatting in the toilet, as if he was experiencing the most comfortable moment in his life.
"It won't work, it won't work, I'll pull it out quickly, damn, open the door quickly, or I'll be in trouble with you," said the guy who was banging on the toilet door outside.
"I've got three people crowded here, you go to the side!" The three guys inside said, squatting on top of the shit bucket with their backs to back.
"Besides, those Douwangba are gone, I can't beat them, hurry up, boss, I'm begging you, I'm about to pull down my pants!" he said with his tightly clamped legs starting to tremble.
"What are you afraid of? I'll teach you a way. If they don't open the door to you, you can tell the princess that they scolded the princess and Wan'er for making something very unpalatable. Forget it, it's unpalatable. It still looks like a piece of shit.
.In this case, they will definitely open the door for you and share the shit bucket with you!" The guy inside said to the knocker outside.
"Ah, is this okay? Okay."
Sure enough, this trick worked really well. After hearing what the guy outside said, the strong man who was occupying the toilet immediately opened the toilet door for him, stared at him hard, and then said with a smile: "I
Now that you have come in, remember, don’t say those words indiscriminately, it will kill someone. I have finally cultivated to the King of Fighting, and I don’t want to die in the hands of a beautiful woman so soon."
"I know, I know, don't worry, um, it's really comfortable, um, it's great, it's better than playing in bed with a woman!" The guy squatting on the shit bucket said with a happy face.
Waiting for those guys outside, seeing that this guy's words worked, they also started to use the other's dialogue just now, regardless of whether they were strong or weak. It really worked. When it came to running to the princess and the others to say bad things about them,
The guy inside hurriedly opened the door for him and let them squeeze in, from three people to five people.
There is no other way. I don’t want the princess and the others to destroy the sect, so I can only do this. If they really bring these words to the princess and the others, the consequences will be more serious than now. Diarrhea is only a trivial matter, but death is a big deal.
Especially those strong people, they look like they can't bear it anymore and they have to endure it, squeezing into the shit bucket with the little people outside.
A few guys on the other side kept patting the two toilet doors, and after a long time of patting the people inside, they still didn't open the door. Even though they said the dialogue just now, the result was still the same.
"You guys inside, open the door for me quickly, or I'll pop your anus!" The guy outside who had been holding on for a long time even cursed out.
"That's enough! Shut up!" Nangong Boya, who had been squatting inside for half an hour, shouted at the garbage outside.
"Damn it, who do you think you are? Open the door quickly. Otherwise, I'll go to the princess and say that you scolded her for making food that smells like shit!" Zong couldn't see who was inside, but only heard the voice.
The disciple banged on the door and cursed.
"If you scold me again, I will make you eat shit!" Nangong Boliang scolded on the other side.
After saying that, a powerful murderous aura came out of the toilet, and a fighting emperor's aura suppressed the chattering garbage outside. Several guys on the spot had almost pulled down their pants, and now they were suppressed by a strong aura.
, and pulled it up to his pants all at once. In the end, he didn't even dare to let out a fart, and looked at the two old men with the same orangutan mouths as them coming out of it with an ugly expression on his face.
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"Okay, you guys pull it slowly!" Nangong Boliang and the others said with great sympathy for these guys.
"That guy is too cunning. He usually pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger. Even we were tricked by him. Ah, no, I'm going to do it again! Quick, get out of here!" Nangong Weiya, who had just come out,
He clamped his legs together and ran back, covering his lower abdomen with his hands.
For those guys who occupied the shit bucket, even though they had taken off their pants and squatted there, with the strength of the strong man, he grabbed one with each hand and threw them all out. Then he squatted back to the toilet he had just used, and slowly walked in it.
Slowly chanting, they were not hurt by the guy who was thrown out, and they didn't dare to curse. They just pulled up their pants and ran to the toilet next to them, yelling and cursing at the weak guy, just like they were bullied by the strong guy just now.
, carry them out from inside.
"Damn it, are you great because you are strong? Don't you understand what sequence means? I'll rub your sister's...
"If you don't want to die, just stay outside and wait until I finish defecating before returning it to you, otherwise don't be rude to me!" the strong man who took over the other person's shit bucket cursed.
"You...you have the guts!" The guy who was thrown out didn't dare to scold him anymore when he was naked outside, so he had to look for someone weaker than him.