The long life of immortals is the most boring thing. The immortals are so idle all day long that they like to get together and gossip when they have nothing to do.
Recently, the Heavenly Court heard an interesting story. It was said that the daughter of the Tianjun family took a bath in the mortal world, and was tricked into a gangster and had her clothes stolen, which led to a romantic affair.
Several old gods gathered together, shook their heads and said: "The world is getting worse, the world is getting worse, how can this mortal be reduced to this!"
"You just talk about the fall of mortals, why don't you look at the heaven, which is also a place with many things." A young man next to him sneered: "Have you not heard about the goddess in the wilderness?"
This leads to another interesting fact.
The Great Wilderness of Heaven is one of the most blessed lands in fairyland. This blessed land is inhabited by the Biwing Bird Clan, an ancient race of gods. Now, tens of thousands of years have passed, but somehow, a monster in the world has been born.
This monster is the granddaughter of the Great Wilderness King, named Shangge. She is no more than a thousand years old now. Her appearance is naturally excellent, but her character is shameless and naughty.
I have no other hobbies in Shangge. My only hobby is male sex.
All the attractive male gods in this world, except for those who didn't show up, were all teased by her.
You said she was teasing you for your own use, but she didn't, she was teasing two men all the time. It's called "Two men are in true love, two men together!"
The most famous incident is that at the last Qionghua Banquet, the princess was drunk and confused when she saw the third prince of the Dragon King's family in the East China Sea. In full view of everyone, the princess took a look at the little face of the third prince and said: "The young man is so beautiful."
Spring flowers are just right for the Second Prince of Heaven!" The young prince was frightened to tears and swore that he would never set foot outside the East China Sea in his lifetime.
The third prince was followed by Lord Ruoshui, who was about to succeed him. When he saw this, he had to smooth things over and said: "Princess Shangge is joking, joking."
Shangge turned around and saw him, his eyes lit up, he stretched out his hand, touched his face, and said with his tongue: "Smooth as gel, as thin as jade, you are as beautiful as a flower, do you have a male fairy that you like?"
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The eldest son of King Li Tian's family was also present. He sighed and shook his head when he saw this. A male immortal was thrust into Leng Buding's arms. When he looked up, he saw that it was the owner of Penglai Island.
The two of them stared at each other, only to hear the song above them say with a smile: "The master of Penglai Island has a gentle temperament, and he is paired with Jin Zha, a cold-faced fairy. This is the perfect match for him to induce the cold attack!"
Half of the gods present took a deep breath and disappeared without even daring to say goodbye.
At just a hundred years old, Shangge gossiped about all the gossip-provoking male gods in the six realms, even mortals. His words were about emperors attacking the weak and accepting each other, which made the chickens and dogs restless.
Her father is Yuan An, the great prince of Dahuang. It takes a lot of hard work to give birth to a daughter. Every time she sees Shang Ge, she would complain to her sister: "You niece, I look like Li Pian's child."
Her uncle has only one virtue and one thing: lust!"
So Chimei couldn't help but comfort her brother: "I think it's good to go to the song. The more people you know, the more stable you will be. Besides, she is still young. When she grows up, she will have her own apex.
My beloved, her romantic temperament has disappeared. Do you think Li Qian is not like this? Young people are romantic and unreliable. In the end, one thing will bring another thing down?"
"..." Yuan An's mouth twitched wildly, unable to complain about this statement.
This word soon reached Shang Ge’s mother’s ears.
Shangge's mother is from the Feng tribe and is bold and unruly. After hearing this, she was so happy that she didn't know what to do. She came up with an idea to her husband: "I think what the little idiot said is very good. If not, let's put Shangge into the human world to experience it."
, maybe if she goes out for a walk, she will understand that form is emptiness, and emptiness is form?"
Yuan An curled his lips: "Why didn't you tell her? Send her to Tathagata in the West. It would be more convenient for her to get detailed information."
Her mother refused: "Those old men in Xitian are so boring and have taught our daughter bad things, but what's the matter? The world is better, and they won't wrong her."
Seeing that Yuan An didn't take it seriously, her mother was unhappy: "Hey, you, an old man, have tried every possible means to prevent Shang Ge from entering the human world. Is it possible that you have a crush on the human world and you are afraid that Shang Ge will find out?"
This is already a threat.
Yuan An had a terrible headache and had no choice but to nod in agreement.
There is only one condition for agreeing to agreeing: Shangge must pull out his love roots and take away his magic power before he is allowed to descend to earth.
There is no way, the daughter of the Tianjun family is a lesson learned from the past!
This matter was decided without telling Shang Ge. After everything was ready, Yuan An found a reason to trick her: "Father, there is a big thing that you have to go down to earth to handle. If you finish it, what will you do in the future? Why
Nothing will be difficult for you, Father.”
"What's the big deal?" Shangge's eyes lit up.
Yuan An pretended to be serious: "Actually, it's not all that big of a deal. Isn't your fifth uncle recently compiling the magnificent masterpiece "Aesthetic Records"? He wants to write about beauties with heads, faces and shapes in the six realms. The other five realms have it, so that's it.
There are still ten beautiful men missing in the human world. He said that you have a good eye for people and asked you to go down to earth for him. Your fifth uncle has already selected two and written them in the book. You can find them according to the list.
, just complete the compilation. Apart from these two people, the rest is up to you."
Shangge was almost talking in a harangue: "Okay, okay, when are you leaving?"
What is impatient? This is it!
Yuan An didn't talk nonsense to her, he had a headache just looking at her expression.
He led her out of the wilderness and arrived at Tianmen. He handed her a small notebook that he had prepared and carefully told her to find the two people specified by Uncle Wu. He nodded like he was pounding garlic.
, but made Yuan An feel sad.
When he saw Shang Ge holding the small book, he was intoxicated, with a look of excitement on his face, but he couldn't help being irritated.
Who does this kid who suffered a thousand cuts look like?
Look at this lustful excitement. After all, her uncle still knows how to hide his lust. Look at her shameful little face, the shining eyes, it is clearly...
Hungry ghost in lust!
Shangge lowered her head to flip through the booklet her father gave her, feeling a pain in her back. When she turned around, she saw her father holding something shiny in his hand and putting it into his sleeve. Just as she turned around, her father
The finger hit her forehead, and a small red mole appeared.
Shangge was dumbfounded for a moment, almost crying: "Dad, why did you take all my mana!"
"Not all." Her father looked calm and innocent: "You can use it three times a month. Each time it lasts a quarter of an hour."
"..." Shang Ge wept silently, looking like a doormat.
"What else do you have to say?" Her father's mouth twitched when he saw her aggrieved look.
Look what kind of thing he has given birth to. Who in the heaven can match this pretentious ability of Xiao Fu?
Shangge's eyes lit up: "Can I go say goodbye to my uncle first?"