Xiaobao said: "The most annoying thing is the bad guy. He actually said that I was picked up from the garbage! Only my mother said that I was sent by an angel. I have been to foreign countries, and some foreign children said that they were picked up from the water.
It floated here. Some people said they picked it up on the ground. Others said it came from outer space. So, I don’t know how I appeared."
Hearing his words, even without seeing his face, one could guess that at this moment, he must have a puffy face, a small frown on his face, and a look of confusion. He seemed to share his biggest doubts in life with Mu Shang.
Well, kids, let’s discuss it together.
After that, the voice of Enen said: "Mom originally told me that my father is Ultraman. Mom lied, my father is not Ultraman."
Xiaobao nodded his head and pretended to be very mature and said: "Then I looked for the Cambridge Encyclopedia and it said that the origin of human beings came from monkeys. So I thought, might I actually have been a monkey before?
Little monkey?”
Enen had obviously never heard of such a profound question. He looked at his brother in confusion, feeling a little nervous.
Well, is it a little monkey? The kind in the zoo, the kind that scratches lice in the sun, picks up peanuts for feeding, and jumps up and down?
However, Xiaobao frowned in distress: "But then I read another book, which said that children are born from their parents. Just like little frogs, they grow up from tadpoles!"
"Wow! Then En'en will grow into a little frog in the future? Oh no, En'en doesn't want it!" Rather than growing into a little monkey, he wants to grow into a green-skinned, protruding-eyed little frog, which makes him even more excited.
collapse!
Xiaobao finally scratched his head in confusion: "But once, I clearly saw a bad guy kissing his mother on top of her. How should I put it? It was a very hard, very hard kind of kiss, or a mouth-to-mouth kiss!"
"Ah! Is that so?" Enen's eyes immediately widened. He thought of the kiss he saw between his mother and Uncle Leng before, and he nodded: "I saw it too! Mom and Uncle Leng hugged each other, and they were also in the same room.
kiss!"
Xiaobao immediately asked enigmatically: "Then, is this how the child in your mother's belly came to be?"
"No," Enen shook her head like a rattle, "Mom already had a little brother in her belly at that time."
"Then maybe, your mother will give birth to a little brother?"
"Really?" Enen said, "Then I hope my mother will give birth to a little sister. A soft and pink one."
Xiaobao made a "cut" sound, "Girls are the most annoying. They cry all the time. If you don't give her candy, she will think you don't like her."
"But, the girls in our small class are all very good." Enen blushed a little. Now he has the most preliminary vague awareness of men and women, "However, there are one or two that are not good."
Suddenly, Enen seemed to have thought of something and screamed "Ah". "It's over! I kissed Xia Mingyue from our class before! Will I have a baby with her?"
Xiaobao shook his head, with a cryptic attitude, much like a charlatan: "That's not true! Not all kisses can result in babies. The bad guys said that kisses need to be mouth-to-mouth, very hard, and also...
Only when you take off all your clothes can you give birth to the little brother you want."