In other words, how does a beautiful woman compensate her fiancé?
That can only be the plot of an island country movie.
Ren originally wanted to mount his gun and have fun tonight, but he underestimated the persistence of the Goddess of War. A strong and independent goddess valued her chastity very much and would not be so casual.
The occasion tonight is too simple, not romantic, and not formal.
So, after pushing and jostling with Xiangyan for a while, Jiutian Xuannv successfully turned over, escaped from the clutches, and pushed him out of the boudoir with a blushing face.
"Little bad boy, don't come in again!"
"I haven't even married you yet, but if you bully me like this, I won't be bullied to death by you in the future."
"Let me tell you, my sister is not that casual. You should reflect on yourself and see what you still lack."
Bang!
Before he finished speaking, the door was slammed shut.
Ren shrugged, walked out from under the eaves, and came to the courtyard.
I'm anxious.
As soon as they fell in love, they asked to sleep with each other. It would be no problem in the 21st century on earth, but in this world, the progress was too fast. Xuan Nu was not mentally prepared at all, and she was even a little scared.
Her shyness, uneasiness and apprehension are immediately visible.
"I hope I can write three etiquettes and six etiquettes, carry eight sedan chairs, and marry you? It's not too much to ask, it's just..."
Ren's head hurts a little.
He understood the meaning of Xuannv's last words. She hoped that she could have a status and marry him legitimately, instead of just being a lover.
But getting a wife is not a casual matter.
If he marries a wife, he must inform not only Huoyundong, but also the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
As the saying goes, it is good to honor one's ancestors and to make one's wife and children.
Heaven also pays attention to this set. The first wife of the Four Emperors represents the true status of emperor and empress, and can enjoy the incense and luck of the Shinto Heaven.
It is understandable that Xuannv wants these.
She is not a woman that no one wants, but a well-known goddess of war with many suitors. Looking at the entire heaven, she is also a high-level female immortal second only to the Queen Mother and Emperor Houtu. She has a noble status and is qualified to be anyone's head wife.
In the eyes of the immortals, Emperor Gouchen was never married...
"However, I have a wife, but she is still a tigress...ahem."
Renn quickly covered his mouth.
I've been a little drifting lately, and that's not okay.
You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Some things should not be said or even thought about, even if they are not in the same world.
If he offends his eldest wife, his good days will come to an end.
Renn slapped himself in the mouth, thought for a while, and used the system item [Big Speaker].
This kind of prop can communicate across borders, similar to fax and email.
He clicked on the Blood Queen's profile picture and first explained his current situation in the mythical world of heaven, saying that everything was going well so that she didn't have to worry. Then he expressed his longing and love for his wife with great literary talent and affectionateness, and finally put forward tactfully.
The matter of expanding the harem.
The reason is still high-sounding.
Mr. Lei said that he is an Oriental, but the beauties are almost all women of Western backgrounds. The Western style in the harem is too strong, and he hopes to bring in some fairies and goddesses with Eastern backgrounds to balance it out.
He also emphasized that he was very honest in the first few copies and did not engage in any philandering behavior.
"It's unreliable...will she agree?"
Ren had a toothache, and he felt that his wife might be beaten to death when she went back this time.
Lame excuses can't hide his romance.
At this time, the dusk was dim, the moon was dancing, and a melodious flute sound came from the lake, with a sense of self-admiration.
The willows are green and the white clothes are fluttering. Fairy Chang'e is standing on the side of the pond playing the flute. Her graceful figure blends with the moonlight, giving it a poetic haziness, like a dream.
The sound of the whistle is clear and graceful, the beauty is picturesque, the water in the pool is sparkling, and the water lilies are blooming in various shapes.
What a scene of a beauty playing the flute on a moonlit night.
Suddenly, she heard footsteps behind her and glanced back.
Seeing that it was Ren En, Fairy Chang'e was slightly startled and said in surprise:
"I thought you wouldn't come out tonight."
She saw Emperor Gou Chen breaking into Xuannv's boudoir, and thought that the two of them had been committed to life and became Taoist couples. The night tonight would definitely be worth a thousand pieces of gold.
Renn spread his hands and said: "She wants me to marry her, and the matchmaker is marrying her."
"has a problem?"
"I already have a wife."
"..."
Fairy Chang'e was stunned for a moment and said doubtfully, "Are you kidding me? I remember that there is no record in Huoyun Cave, and you didn't bring your wife to heaven."
She recently made a trip to Huoyun Cave to return the broken bow and pay homage to her late husband.
Because she was a little curious, she checked the records of Shenwu Tianzun and confirmed that he did not have a wife, at least there was no record in the ancestral temple.
"It's hard to say, but it does exist."
"Then you can marry sister Xuannv as your equal wife. She is in love and has already recognized you."
Fairy Chang'e said.
She knew Xuannv's personality very well. A goddess like her would either be emotionless and remain single and independent. Once she was in love, she would fly into the flames and not burn herself out, or she would give up completely and never stop.
"I don't dare, my wife is very fierce." Ren said.
"..."
Fairy Chang'e looked surprised.
Good guy, you, the Great Emperor of the Four Heavenly Courts, are you so henpecked?
What kind of woman can tame a strong and domineering warrior god like this?
"It turns out that the emperor is already married."
Yang Jian was shaking his folding fan, like an idle young man, sitting on the other side of the pond. Hearing this, he looked a little surprised and interjected, "Then you are going to seduce Her Highness Xuan Nu?"
"Ahem."
Ren coughed twice and explained palely, "I just made the same mistake that all men make."
Isn’t it normal for men to not be able to control their lower body?
"Fancy heart."
Fairy Chang'e couldn't help but roll her eyes at Mr. Lei, but she didn't accuse him too much.
We are used to it. All the strong men of the human race are like this. The Yellow Emperor left behind the legend of three thousand maidens. The five ancient emperors and the emperors of all dynasties were not much stronger. Qin Emperor and Han Wu, who did not have three thousand beauties in the harem?
When we come to Shenwu Tianzun, seeing how he is so afraid of his wife, he probably doesn't have many beauties.
Even if Hou Yi is still alive, he will definitely be able to replace one of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, and he will also have a harem by then...
Yang Jian became alert.
He had to be careful not to let his sister have too much contact with Emperor Gouchen, lest she be harmed.
Fairy Chang'e stared at Erlang Shen and saw the change in his expression. She seemed to have guessed something and teased:
"Yang Jian, aren't you already married? What qualifications do you have to speak to Emperor Yao?"
After getting married, he still flirts with her from time to time...
Yang Jian's expression froze, and his face turned a little dark, as if he remembered something that he couldn't bear to look back on.
"Yang Erlang has a wife?"
Ren was stunned for a moment, a little confused.
Erlang Shen has a wife?
Isn’t it right? Isn’t this guy the same as Monkey Sun, a person who has been single for ten thousand years?
Chang'e glanced at Emperor Yao in surprise and said, "Don't you know? Yang Jian has married Ao Cunxin, the third princess of the West Sea, but..."
"say no more!"
Yang Jian interrupted her a little irritably.
He picked up a stone and threw it into the pond, crushing a water lily. The petals flew out, the water splashed, and the carps in the pond were frightened.
With a dark face, he left with a puff of sleeves.
"Damn, such a big reaction."
Renn scratched his head, looking surprised.
He really couldn't remember who Ao Cunxin, the third princess of the West Sea, was, and had no impression at all. Judging from the appearance of Yang Jian in the mythical world of Heaven, it should be closer to the story of "The Lotus Lantern".
But is there any mention of Erlang Shen’s wife in the Lotus Lamp?
Fairy Chang'e shook her head when she saw this, looked at Ren, and said:
"You seem surprised."
"Kind of."
Ren sat under the willow tree, resting his head on his arms, "Can you tell me about the third princess of the West Sea and Yang Jian? I'm a little curious."
Fairy Chang'e shook her head and said: "There is nothing to say. Now it seems that it is just a bad fate. You have also seen that Yang Jian was tortured unspeakably."
"Yeah, I kind of sympathize with him."
Ren thought that Erlang Shen, who had always been graceful and graceful, had reacted so violently just now, and his whole face turned dark, so he could guess how unhappy his marriage was.
He must have been tortured to the point of excruciating pain. In one word, miserable.
"The day they got married was August 15th, so I gave them a mooncake as a gift. Yang Jian had the habit of admiring the moon. As a result, Yang Jian and his wife had a quarrel on the wedding night... This is Yang Jian
Chan told me later."
Chang'e said a little helplessly.
She was innocently shot. If she had known this, she would not have bothered to give gifts.
"Can I be jealous?"
Ren was confused.
After thinking about it, he suddenly felt that the Bloody Queen was actually quite good and a good wife and mother.
At least their married life is harmonious and happy. The only disharmony is that he himself is responsible for not being able to control his lower body.
Ren suddenly slapped his thigh hard and sighed: "I'm so happy!"
I don’t know how lucky I am when I am surrounded by blessings. Thinking about the hard-working Yang Jian, he is simply the male protagonist of a cool novel.
Chang'e: "..."
(??_??)?
"Thank you sister Chang'e for your enlightenment."
Ren was resurrected with full health and returned to his room.
"..."
Wait, I didn't enlighten you.
Sister Chang'e had a question mark on her face.
All I can say is that there is no harm without comparison.
………
The next day, the sky was cloudy, with a gentle breeze and drizzle.
There is a layer of autumn rain and a layer of coolness. Autumn has just entered, and the scorching heat of summer has subsided a little.
Early in the morning, Ren was busy in the kitchen, making several portions of "Eight Fresh Crossing the Sea" noodles and serving them to the table for everyone to taste.
"You guys eat, I'm going out for something,"
He picked up the oil-paper umbrella by the wall and left the house.
"The Emperor of Heaven still cooks the food himself?"
Yang Chan, the Third Holy Mother, looked at the large bowl of noodles in front of her with a little surprise.
Yang Jian was also surprised. He shook his folding fan and said:
"Weird guy."
There are people with great supernatural powers in the three realms and six realms. Some are fond of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, some are keen on talking about the occult, some are fond of singing, dancing and opera, and some are fond of fine wine and banquets.
But there are really no people who can cook by themselves.
A gentleman is far away from the kitchen, let alone a great immortal or Buddha?
It is even more unimaginable to cook for a group of people whose status is inferior to yourself.
Even if the Jade Emperor likes delicious food, will he cook for others?
Even if it is given to the Queen Mother, it is impossible.
"I'll try it."
Fairy Chang'e resides in the Moon Palace in Heaven, but she had heard rumors that Emperor Gouchen often went to the God of Cookery Mansion, so she wasn't too surprised.
She curiously picked up the chopsticks and opened the turtle shell in the porcelain bowl.
Suddenly, the steam is rising, the clouds are rising, a rainbow bridge rises, the noodles are like living dragon tendons, swimming in the soup surrounded by eight kinds of fairy lights, shrimp, crab roe, shells and other seafood accessories are spread out, and the fragrance is fragrant.
Fairy Chang'e took a bite of noodles with graceful movements.
Love, hate, sorrow and joy roll back and forth on the mouthpiece, ups and downs, spring, summer, autumn and winter, another back and forth.
She was stunned for a moment, looked at Xuannv opposite, and said:
"Sister, do you eat these delicacies every day?"
Xuannv was a little absent-minded, looking out the door frequently, missing her lover. After hearing her question, she came back to her senses and said:
"yes."
"I'm a little envious of my sister. I must be very happy to be with a man who is brave and heroic outside, but gentle, considerate and caring at home."
Fairy Chang'e said with a smile.
San Shengsheng ate the noodles, nodded in agreement, and said, "Yes, your cooking skills are ten times and a hundred times better than mine."
A trace of red cloud flew over Jiutian Xuannv's pretty face, she pouted her little mouth and said:
"It's just so so. If he didn't pester me, I wouldn't want to stay in Gouchen Palace. Don't be deceived. You have only seen his good side. You don't know how willful he is at ordinary times. It has been almost two hundred years since God...
Handled several official duties!
Marshal Zhao and I have been handling all matters in the Gouchen Palace these years."
Chang'e said: "Then you two have become more powerful, why don't you enjoy it secretly?"
"..."
Xuannv was speechless for a moment.
Yang Jian concentrated on tasting the eight delicacies across the sea.
Unlike Chang'e, he realized the invincibility of the golden body, the balance of life and death, the six paths of reincarnation, the fists to control the world, the feet on ten thousand paths and other fighting methods in the eight immortal lights.
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The great emperor injected a trace of Tao and Dharma into the food, which actually gave him the feeling of facing the Jade Emperor directly.
Already close to this step?
Is he going to break through again?
………
North of the city, by the Jinghe River.
The drizzle is continuous, the air is humid, and the vendors and pedestrians are walking in a hurry on the street.
Ren En was wearing a blue robe and a scarf, holding an oil-paper umbrella.
Purely handmade paper umbrella, the umbrella surface is made of traditional cotton paper, the ribs are made of orchid and bamboo, brushed with pure natural tung oil, with hand-painted blue and white flowers, landscape pictures, poems and songs, and the green light is misty, even water vapor can be separated.
He strolled through the streets and alleys, taking his time, and came to a stone bridge.
The body of the stone bridge is solid and heavy, and each stone has been carefully selected and polished, as if it carries the vicissitudes of time. On the bridge, the road paved with bluestone slabs is flat and smooth, filled with ancient charm.
The bridge railings are carved with exquisite patterns, including dragons and phoenixes, and every detail is lively and spiritual.
Two women held oil-paper umbrellas and faced each other on the stone bridge, three feet apart.
The woman on the left is tall, wearing a white dress, with waterfall-like black hair, delicate facial features, white complexion, bright eyes and white teeth, and is beautiful.
In addition to holding an umbrella, she also held a jade purification bottle.
The drizzle continued, but her white dress touched the ground but was clean. She was dignified and holy, unstained by dust. She carried a Zen spirit of great mercy and compassion, and the Buddhist charm was far away.
The woman on the right is wearing a fiery red cheongsam, with a hot figure, a slender waist, large breasts, bulging front and back, and three thousand black hairs casually draped down, setting off her fair and moist face, which is unparalleled.
She is charming and enchanting to the core, making people's blood flow and their imaginations run wild.
These are two extremes from Guanyin in White. One is a Buddha and the other is a demon. They are incompatible with each other.
Witch Huanwan looked coldly, raised her head proudly, and said: "Why did you stop me?"
"My Taoist friends killed my Buddhist Bodhisattva and Arhat in the Qingcheng Mountain area. Don't you plan to give an explanation?"
