"Hey, you are handsome like you. If you were handsome like you, then the whole world would be handsome." Li Mi pouted and said sarcastically.
"Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it! Little girl, you have offended me!" Yang Pushi gritted his teeth and shouted angrily, "Come on! I will defeat you, a yellow-haired girl!"
"How dare you yell at me, calling me a yellow-haired girl? Now I will let you know how powerful I am!" Li Mi patted her chest, took out a long blue sword from her waist, and shouted.
The long sword is as thin as a cicada's wing, and when it shakes slightly, it trembles.
"Come on! Let's take action. Let me see if you, a yellow-haired girl, are as powerful as you say!" Yang Pushi hooked his hand and said provocatively.
"Hmph, seeing how weak you are, I will give you three moves!" Li Mi said disdainfully.
"You want me to do three moves?" Yang Pushi glared, this little girl really dared to say that.
But just when Yang Pushi was stunned, Li Mi suddenly moved forward and struck, and the long sword with weak wings in his hand slashed at him with terrifying power.
"Haha, defeat me. I'm just kidding you. You still believe that you don't know this is an arena? How stupid!" Li Mi smiled proudly.
"This little girl is a liar!" Yang Pushen was so angry that he couldn't help but understand that he was being fooled by this little girl.
The long sword in his hand blocked it.
boom!
The long swords collided, and Li Mi, who was smiling proudly, immediately changed her face because she found that her long sword seemed to have hit a boulder. The powerful force of the shock made her palms numb, and she couldn't help but
fall back.
"Shouldn't he have consumed too much? Why is he still so strong despite a hasty counterattack?" Li Mi was horrified.
"Little girl, take advantage of me!" Yang Pushi rushed over and slashed down the long sword in his hand.
"Bee Loves the Butterfly Sword!" Li Mi instantly suppressed the shock in his heart and took action.
Bang!
There was another collision, and Li Mi was once again shocked and fell back, almost exiting the ring.
"Bees love butterfly swords? How about asking mice to fall in love with cat swords?" Yang Pushi couldn't help but laugh when he heard Li Mi's shout when he drew his sword. Looking at Li Mi who was about to exit the ring with a look of horror on his face.
"Damn you boy." Li Mi was immediately furious, "You actually changed the name of my swordsmanship without authorization. I'm going to kill you!"
"Look at my Dielianhua Killing Sword!" Li Mi rushed towards Yang Pushi. At the same time, he slashed down with the long sword, buzz, the long sword trembled, and there was a faint flower blooming, and one that didn't look real.
Butterflies appear to be invisible on the flowers.
"No sword will work!" Yang Pushi mobilized the strength of about five tigers, and drew out the long sword to meet Li Mi's killing move.
Bang!
"Bastard!" Li Mi yelled angrily, and his body flew out of the ring like a kite with its string broken, and then was thrown under the ring.
Under the ring, several sisters ran to Li Mi and helped Li Mi up. They all glared at Yang Pushi on the ring.
Obviously, Yang Pushi's "destroying" behavior just now made them all very angry.
"Boy, you don't know how to show mercy to women!" A girl in red said angrily.
"Who would fall in love with a man like you is really blind." Another girl in white said angrily.
"..."
Several women were talking to each other, which made Yang Pushi have the idea of jumping off the ring and running away. When competing with women, men will always suffer!
If you reason with them, they will say that you are not a man and that you are not generous at all. If you are unreasonable, they will say that you are unreasonable. Otherwise, why can't you even make a point? In such a situation, what can a man do?
Can you win over a woman with reason?
"..." Yang Pushi wanted to say that I am not a man yet. They have not taken that step. You are insulting me by saying this. Also, they are not unsympathetic. They have said before that I am very powerful. Let her
She gave up, but not only did she not admit defeat, she also "bullied" me again and again. You should say that she is the right one. But when he saw the fierce women and Li Mi looking at him with murderous intent, Yang Pushi could only
If you can turn these inner words into a faint sigh, admit your defeat!
At this moment, wow, a young man jumped onto the ring and shouted, "I am a martial arts enemy who hates men bullying women. I apologize to them and I will spare you once!"
"I'm most annoyed when people pretend to be heroes in front of me. Boy, get out of here!" Yang Pushi shouted angrily, whoosh, urging Fuyao to ascend to the sky, and instantly arrived in front of Wu Ke's enemy, holding the long sword in his hand.
The sword slashed down angrily.
Wu Ke's enemy was startled and even waved his sword to resist.
However, at the level of giant strength, he may not even be able to match Li Mi, so how could he stop Yang Pushi.
With just one collision, the knife flew away and the person also flew out. With a bang, he fell off the ring. Wu Kedi stood up and glared at Yang Pushi. However, when he saw Yang Pushi's murderous eyes, he instantly withered and turned into the crowd.
Disappeared, the hero did not pretend, he turned into a bear, how could he have any face left?
"I, Jing Ya, represent the beautiful women you hurt and will punish you, you devil!" Another young man flew towards the ring and faced the girls below with a pose that he thought he could charm thousands of girls.
However, as soon as his poss was placed, he suddenly felt a tremor all over his body. He turned around and saw Yang Pushi's big feet enlarging in his eyes.
"Damn! Such big feet!" Jing Ya glared and his body was hit. Then, his body flew out and landed under the ring with a loud bang.
"You want to use me as a background, boy, you are not qualified." Yang Pushi gritted his teeth and said, he had no way to deal with those girls, these teenagers? Hehe, he would not give any face.
To be a hero? It depends on whether you are qualified and important enough!
Whoosh!
Men are generally quite brave in front of beautiful women. No, after two young men were beaten down by Yang Pushi, another one jumped onto the ring.
But as soon as the young man announced his name, Yang Pushi's long sword came to kill him. The young man even resisted, but the angry Yang Pushi couldn't resist at all, and was suddenly knocked out of the ring. The young man was flying out of the ring.
At the same time, he yelled at Yang Pushi, "I'm not pretending to be a hero!"
Yang Pushi was stunned for a moment, then became embarrassed, scratched his head and said with a smile, "What? I misunderstood, how about you come up again, and we have a good discussion, and just pretend that what happened just now doesn't count?"
Hearing this, the young man glared at Yang Pushi, and then ran away with an angry look. I had already lost all my face just now. Not counting the spar again, do I look cheap? I was tortured once.
If it's not enough, do I have to go up and be tortured by you again? You can't be so shameless!
"Damn, why don't we compete? Why are you glaring at me?" Yang Pushi couldn't help but cursed, with a baffled look on his face, but he didn't know that he was driving people crazy.
"I'm carrying Xie Wa to learn your ultimate move!" Then, a young man in the object control realm flew onto the ring and cupped his fists.
However, he had just finished speaking.
"Do you think you can defeat me by taking off your shoes and socks and relying on your own shocking foot odor?" Yang Pushi felt that he was insulted, shouted loudly, and used the Fuyao to the Blue Sky movement technique again, and in a flash, he came to his side,
The long sword slashed down angrily.
"Hey, my name is Tuo Xiewa, not to take off your shoes and socks!" The young man Tuo Xiewa's face turned red. Feeling that he was being humiliated, he waved his sword to resist.
However, Yang Pushi was angry and fully mobilized with almost the power of the Ten Tigers. Although he did not use any moves, the power was extremely terrifying. Even the ordinary eighth level of Zhenqi could not withstand it, let alone
He is just an existence in the general object-controlling realm.
As you can imagine, he followed in the footsteps of several others and was knocked off the stage.
"Damn, if I didn't tell you earlier, I thought you were going to take off your shoes and socks and smoke me with your big smelly feet. I'm sorry, buddy! I'm sorry!" Yang Pushi said to the young man who was struggling to get up under the ring, "Take off your shoes and socks."
"Waving his hands.
"Pfft!" Tuo Xiewa's face turned red and he stared at Yang Pushi for a moment. He spurted blood from his mouth and fell to the ground with a bang. He was not unconscious, but was stunned by Yang Pushi's words.
"How fragile! I really don't understand why such a fragile person has to have such a 'destructive' name." Yang Pushi shook his head and muttered.
If the 'Take Off Shoes and Socks' knew what Yang Pushi was muttering, he would definitely stand up and curse, "Did I want to give this name? Also, it is a normal reaction for others to hear this name, why do you have to
This means taking off your shoes and socks, damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"
In the distance, Bai Haonan and others were dumbfounded. What is this?
Starting from the confrontation between Yang Pushi and Li Mi, everyone laughed until their stomachs ached. However, the plot of the story that followed did not fall into a calm state. Instead, it suddenly escalated, making people laugh, laugh, cry, and cry.
"Brother Yang, this..." Several people couldn't continue talking at this point, and then looked at the blue bird who stood proudly on Bai Haonan's shoulders and looked at Yang Pushi as if he was nodding and smiling as he continued to praise, and they were filled with emotion in their hearts, "It's really true.
What kind of owner is what kind of pet? No wonder the blue bird is like this. It turns out that he learned it from the owner Yang Pushi. Fortunately, he usually behaves so innocently. Oh, I almost forgot, that boy is still wandering around.
Brothel, he also said that it was his first time, his first time? Who are you kidding? If it were his first time, he would be so experienced? He bought all the courtesans back directly, he is obviously a veteran and has been around for a long time."
Before, they all knew Xia Yu's identity, and they all secretly envied Yang Pushi's good fortune.
If Yang Pushi knew what they were thinking at this time, he would definitely jump up and refute in anger. The reason why I am like this is because of the influence of Qingniao. Also, whoever spreads rumors? I am a veteran. This is my first time entering.
The flowers are real, more real than real money, and I haven’t gotten any benefits yet. Oh no, just a little benefit. If anyone tries to trick me again, I will sue him for defamation and spreading rumors to make up for the damage to my image.
, if I can't marry three or five, oh no, ten or twenty or more peerless beauties because of this, it's all your fault. You have to compensate me and get me thirty, forty or even more peerless beauties.
!
Of course, if Yang Pushi said this, several people would take off their shoes and socks angrily and smoke this shameless man together. Oh no, boy, do you need dozens of peerless beauties? We can’t even get one.
Come on! Do you think that the most beautiful women are just cabbages? You can have as many as you want?!