"Quietly, I left, just as I came here gently, I waved my sleeves and didn't take away a single cloud. Wuwuwuwu..."
Feng Tie repeatedly murmured a farewell poem from his previous life, with tears in his eyes: "Goodbye my Lucy, goodbye my Linda, goodbye Stuart."
Ignoring his dissuasion, Feng Tie rolled around in the carriage and vented his anger: "But why, why are they so cruel, they won't even let me take care of old Emma."
Feng Tie looked at him carefully, full of bitterness: "You know, I have traveled through time when others have traveled through time, but look at what a bear I am dressed up like? You see, some male protagonists have married a large group of peerless beauties.
As a daughter-in-law; if you look at some male protagonists, they have made a fortune by making glass, soap, wine, and making four major inventions; there are also male protagonists who have passed through and are princes, princes, consorts, generals, and can easily become kings once they are gone.
Your Majesty. Look at me again!"
Tears burst out of Feng Tie's eyes: "Look at my current situation. I'm wearing a piece of trash that can't hold my shoulders and arms, and I can't lift my ugly second brother. I'm escorting Sister Feng straight to the eighteenth level of hell with a group of big men."
I’ve gone, but it’s not enough if I don’t go, and they say I’m treasonous, and I provoke whoever I provoke.”
Not allowing him to speak, Feng Tie stretched out his sleeve and wiped his nose and continued to talk: "Every time in the dead of night, I review my miserable life. How I want to go back to my carefree childhood. At that time, I
With an innocent smile on my face, I ran happily on the road of socialism wearing a red scarf and crotchless pants. My second brother and I ran into the wind together. It was so cool and comfortable."
"Sometimes I feel that my life is worse than that of a dog." Feng Tie wiped away the big tears that rolled down with the back of his hand: "As a dog, he is also carefree all day long. He goes out for a walk every morning.
If you see a female dog in the green belt of the community that pleases your eyes, you can climb up and do whatever you want..."
"Oh, I won't say it anymore. If I say too much, I will shed tears. I feel like I will never love you again. You won't understand. What a painful realization..."
After expressing his personal feelings, Feng Tie wiped away his tears and suddenly turned his face.
With a "pop" sound, Feng Tie trampled his loyal audience - a poor cockroach - to death and crushed it several times with his toes: "Don't blame me for being cruel." Feng Tie spat viciously.
: "As a little strong person, you know too much."
"Master!" Xiong Da on horseback knocked on Fengtie's car door outside: "Master Luofu wants to talk to you."
Feng Tie opened the car door and poked his head out, and saw Luofu riding a horse and walking side by side with his carriage.
Luofu is the secretary sent by the kingdom in this mission. He is a middle-level general with no background in the royal army. His straight back and resolute face exude the unique temperament of a soldier at any time.
Luofu's figure is not burly but very well-proportioned, his movements are nimble and his mind is clear. His sky-blue imperial uniform and shiny high-waisted riding boots are always neat and clean, and he looks like a standard military man.
Luofu adjusted the speed of his horse and tilted his head so that he could be as comfortable as possible when talking to the young noble captain: "Master Fengtie, if we go ten kilometers further, we will leave the territory of our kingdom. The sentries there will let us pass.
We are about to enter the edge of the Black Forest and must pass through it."
"Oh, I understand. Then just go through it. You can make the decision. You don't need to report this little thing to me. I don't know the way anyway." Feng Tie said casually.
"But Lord Fengtie." There was a trace of embarrassment on Luofu's calm face: "The path in the Black Forest is difficult to walk. Your carriage is too wide and heavy, which will slow down our traveling speed."
Feng Tie frowned and begged with a sad face: "Do you want me to throw away the carriage? Why didn't you tell me earlier that my father used thousands of kilograms of fine iron to make this carriage?
Not only is it safe inside, it is also very expensive, and I like the Baroque decoration style inside. Look at the murals and the backrest. They are all low-formaldehyde and pollution-free environmentally friendly materials, and...
"
Luofu stared at Feng Tie expressionlessly. Feng Tie's eloquent voice became weaker and weaker. Finally, Feng Tie gave in: "Okay, okay, I don't want the carriage, but I don't want to do anything you ask me to do."
I know how to ride a horse, or else you can talk to the Duke of Dark Night and let me go back, so that I don't waste everyone's time!" Feng Tie started to act rogue.
Luofu gave Feng Tie advice without any expression: "If you don't know how to ride a horse, sir, there are only two options left."
"What choice?" Feng Tie looked dumbfounded.
"First, walk." Luofu held out a finger: "But I hope you can run faster and try to keep up with the speed of these long-legged horses. Because time is limited, what will happen if you cannot reach the destination within the specified time?
It will all be miserable.”
Feng Tie lowered his face and asked, "What about the second option?"
"The second option is..." A hint of joking flashed in Luofu's eyes: "Go and ride in the same prison car with Her Royal Highness Princess Avril. If you are brave and tough and have strong enough resistance, I will not stop you."
Feng Tie's mouth instantly opened into an O shape, and he quickly ran to the empty horse held by Xiong Da. With Xiong Da's help, he mounted the horse and turned around to smile flatteringly at Luofu: "
I think I don’t want it anymore. Horseback riding is actually very good. You can see the scenery and breathe fresh air. Hahahaha. If you don’t know how, I can learn. Teacher Cang taught us: live and learn. I
This man is very easy-going and takes things well, so I'd better ride a horse."
Luofu didn't say anything more, the contempt on his face disappeared in a flash, he put his legs under the horse's belly and ran towards the front of the team.
Xiong Da got on his horse and snarled at Feng Tie: "Master, isn't this Master Luofu obviously bullying others? Your official position is higher than his, why should you listen to him?"
"Shut up!" Feng Tie shouted softly: "Ignorant slave, what do you know? We have no experience in going out to march. Don't make the mistake of left-leaning blind radicalism. That Luofu is right, just ride a horse.
In order to keep this little life alive longer, Master Ben can still eat this little bit of hardship."
Feng Tie took a rare moment of seriousness and told Xiong Da to keep an eye on his black bag filled with life-saving hidden weapons, then he gently clamped the horse's belly and ran forward.
After running to the witch's prison car, Feng Tie began to slow down to keep up with the team's pace.
Two black horses with full iron armor pulled a narrow wooden prison car. The gap in the prison car's fence was so narrow that it could only accommodate a baby's arm. The wooden bars of the fence were covered with various kinds of sheep's blood.
Weird patterns and symbols.
The witch was still wearing the tattered white dress that only covered her body, and her long hair was spread down to cover her entire face. The dirt road was full of potholes and the prison car was bumpy. The witch seemed not to feel the hard work and cold.
He buried his head between his knees and sat quietly in the corner of the prison van.
"Hey!" Feng Tie couldn't help but say hello to the witch: "Dear Princess, do you know where we are sending you to?"
Feng Tie had an ugly face as if he was a triumphant villain: "Now your fate is once again in the hands of this young master. If you are wise, just raise your head and give me a brighter smile. Otherwise, you will offend me, this young master."
Kill them, don’t bury them!”
The witch slowly raised her head, and Feng Tie could still only see a pair of cold blue eyes through the cracks in her thick blond hair.
"Where are we going?" The witch seemed to be very dissatisfied: "I can feel where we are going. That is my destination and your final destiny."
The witch's voice began to become cold: "There is a power calling you there, I am just your guide."
Without any warning, the witch threw herself on the wooden railings of the prison car, tightly grasping the two railings with both hands, her pale finger bones turning blue due to excessive exertion: "Go quickly, he is waiting for you there, he is already waiting.
After you have brought you there for thousands or tens of thousands of years, I can be freed."
Feng Tie looked at the out-of-control witch in horror. Her voice had a twisted magic power, and her pupils seemed to start to rotate, forming a fast-flowing and bottomless blue vortex inward. This vortex was swallowing Feng Tie's soul.
, to pull him into the deep underground and never be reincarnated.
"Bah!" After a short period of confusion, Feng Tie straightened up and spat hard at the prison car: "I really think I am a great prophet, humph, scare me, I will even come to the end of the world in 2012
Are you going to be fooled into being confused by your few words?"
I don't know why, Feng Tie was a little angry: "You are just a prisoner in my hands, I don't need you to lead the way? If I hadn't shown mercy to you at that time, I would have chopped you to death with a knife, and I could have waited until you were comfortable.
Sitting here talking nonsense to me? What a joke."
Feng Tie tilted his head to the side in disdain, squinting his eyes to look down on this shameless Princess.
"You really almost killed me." The witch looked at Feng Tie for a while, then said slowly, while spitting out a black drop-shaped pendant full of cracks from her mouth: "This is the magic dragon who is about to die.
The tears shed every time have the most powerful defensive power in the world."
There was bitterness in the witch's eyes: "Because you gave me time to recite the spell when you sang to me. At that time, I used all my strength to let your scimitar cut on this tear. I didn't expect it to be like that."
It's so sharp that even the power of the evil dragon can barely withstand it."
After looking at the nearby soldiers who were all keeping a considerable distance from the prison van, the witch winked at Feng Tie slyly and lowered her voice and said: "It is this tear that has been protecting me so that I can survive until now. Don't look at it already.
Crack, ordinary methods still can’t kill me.”
Seeing Feng Tie's face go from stunned and surprised to full of smoke and tearing eyes, the witch smiled with satisfaction, yes, the witch smiled. Feng Tie could clearly see that the poisonous woman's big blue eyes had narrowed into crescents.
"But your scimitar has been broken."
The witch's tone began to become relaxed and pleasant: "The moment it broke, I felt that the power in its body had disappeared, so you can't do anything to me anymore, right, handsome baron."
"That's right, you damn little fox." Feng Tie gritted his teeth: "Now, I have no choice but to send you to that damn devil's castle, right? You want to
Are you happy to go home? It feels very fulfilling to take an unrelated person like me to die, right?"
"That's true, Lord Baron." The witch lowered her voice a little lower: "I need to explain the word irrelevant."
The witch's eyes gradually blurred: "Avril didn't lie to you, that place is indeed calling you, and you belong there. In fact, in the palace of the Duke of Dark Night, I didn't see through your so-called origin. I just passed through your blood.
I saw some memory fragments that only you know. If you are not a madman, the things that exist in your memory, including those four-wheeled steel monsters running around and beautiful lamps that do not need to be placed with candles, are not what our world can
I have. Believe me, this is all I know."
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