"Planes have wings! Do you want it? Do you want it? You don't want it at all. Well, here comes the bomb! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Give me money quickly, give me six crystal cores per person! What? Three yuan? Don't I still want it?
A bomb was released. It doubled. Why are you so stupid? You haven’t learned it even after being taught for so long!”
Feng Tie gathered a small pile of crystal cores into his arms with a satisfied look on his face. While gathering the fifty-six playing cards made of thin wood slices again, he picked up a glass of sweet tree sap on the table and drank it with gusto.
Take a sip and your face will feel moisturized.
"I just released a bomb, why didn't you double it for me?" An elder of the Tree Tribe exposed Feng Tie's unfair face with dissatisfaction.
"Your bomb is too small. It's just four twos. Mine is four threes. It's one level bigger than yours, so of course it's doubled!"
"Then I just released a bomb with all fours, which is one level higher than your three. Why didn't I double it?" Another elder criticized Feng Tie mercilessly.
"What is four? The homophone of four is death. You made a lot of such unlucky numbers, and you still want to double them with a shameless face? I didn't report the fact that you cursed your Majesty the Queen to die. Even if you
My ancestors have accumulated good deeds, and you still ask me to double it. Well, I will go and tell your queen now that you want her to die and then you come to politics. I will go now, I will go now!"
Feng Tie rolled his eyes and was about to leave. The simple-minded elder hurriedly stopped Feng Tie and apologized with a bitter face: "No, Lord Baron, you can't spit on others. My loyalty to the Queen is as clear as the sun and the moon. You
Don’t throw dirty water on me!”
"That's right, look at how good this is. Our sweet forest now advocates a harmonious society. Everyone should be more harmonious. Look at that elder Dunga who did something disharmonious and was shattered into ashes.
!Do you want to follow in his footsteps?”
The elder shook his head in horror.
"Very good!" Feng Tie was very satisfied with his wit. He squinted his eyes and threatened the elder with a half-smile: "I helped you prevent such a big disaster. Do you have to show some expression?"
"What do you mean?" The elder expressed some confusion.
"Double it for me again. I have to say it so clearly. It's really insulting to me!" Feng Tie curled his lips and spit out a trace of the leaf veins.
Satisfied, Feng Tie coaxed and coaxed the Warcraft crystal cores from the hands of the two elders into his pocket. He had another plan in his mind and said with a sinister smile: "There is also a fun game called Mahjong in my hometown.
Do you want to try it?"
"No, no, if we try again, we won't have the bet you mentioned, Lord Baron. You have won all the crystal cores in our hands!" The two elders waved their hands repeatedly and shook their heads hurriedly to express that they did not want to try again.
What kind of "majang" game is this, lest the losers don't even have to wear pants? In fact, they don't need to wear pants.
"Oh, that's it. Then I will go to see your Royal Highness the Queen now and tell you two..."
"Don't, don't! Let's play, we can't play!" The two simple elders were about to cry. I really don't know what happened to Her Majesty the Queen. She had to entrust this evil devil to the care of these two people.
No, it doesn't matter, who is the savior of my tree clan? Those lost Warcraft cores should be treated as thank you gifts.
"Hey, by the way, four people are needed to play mahjong. You go to the presbytery and ask for another person to come and tell him to bring more crystal cores. By the way, find a tree man you don't like and bring him.
So I can chop it into pieces and carve it into a pair of mahjong. Oh, by the way, how many tiles are there in mahjong? One hundred and fifty? No, it seems to be five hundred and ten, which is wrong..."
"Little ancestor, please stop harming those soldiers. What did you do just now? Oh, by the way, it was 'poker'. When you did this pair of poker just now, you already peeled off a layer of our General House.
It’s ridiculous that we still have to play mahjong now. If this continues, our tribe will soon become extinct. Elder Dunga, I would have been happier if I left with you, and it would be better than suffering here piecemeal!”
Fengtie: "..."
"Reporting to the two elders, Her Majesty the Queen has an order to summon the Baron and the two elders to a banquet!"
A tree man guard appeared in time and finally solved the urgent needs of the two anxious elders. The two old tree men who had lived for hundreds or thousands of years wiped the cold sweat on their heads after Feng Tie left and smiled bitterly.
They looked at each other and then followed.
After all, this is the palace of the orthodox royal family of the Tree People. The majestic royal city is actually comparable to the royal palaces of some small kingdoms on the mainland. The majestic palaces reveal a sense of long-lasting vicissitudes and a sense of historical heritage. Connected into a piece,
The palace complex covering an extremely vast area is also made of countless huge stones. No wood is used as a building material in the whole body. Instead, the joints of the details are translucent made by drying the sap flowing from the bark.
The gum is cool to the touch, tough and elastic, and is carved with countless beautiful patterns, dyed with green tree sap and colorful flower sap, making it very beautiful.
There are many fountain gardens of different sizes scattered among the palaces. High-tech giant trees can be seen everywhere. The sun shines down among the lush branches and leaves, shining warmly on groups of parrots and some rolling and playing on the grass.
The small monsters, the chirping sounds of birds and the sounds of beasts, are like coming to the rainbow paradise of birds, a strange fantasy kingdom of monsters.
The size and ostentation of Queen Judy's banquet was obviously much more luxurious than Princess Shirley's. The oval jade table, which could seat more than twenty people, was filled with delicacies: exquisite pastries, soups, etc.
The large leaves are filled to the brim, and piles of boiled eggs and various fruits with strange aromas are piled into hills. All kinds of dried fruits and jams are paired together, which is mouth-watering. All kinds of amber-colored wines
Strong, light green and refreshing, there is also refreshing sap wine mixed with fruit juice prepared by a lady and marshmallows prepared for Doris. What particularly surprised the four guests was that there was a huge one in the center of the dining table.
The tray actually contained a large piece of steaming barbecue. It was obviously specially prepared by the attentive Queen Judy to entertain human friends. Although the shreds of the meat looked rough, it was already very rare.
Except for the four human beings Fengtie and the other tree people participating in the banquet, Queen Judy and Princess Shirley naturally accompanied them, as well as the eighteen elders of the tree people sitting on both sides of the round table, plus the bustling people.
The food and drinks served by the guards flowed smoothly, and the whole restaurant was very lively. However, these tree people have lived in the mountains for a long time, and they have obviously not been contaminated by the bad habit of feasting in the upper class of mankind. They are so orderly and silent, but those who are servants
The tree people were in high spirits, and one after another took out a piece of exquisite pastry from the tray and stuffed it into their mouths, chewing it deliciously. One guard even grabbed a wine pot, opened his mouth and drank the wine in the pot.
When Queen Judy saw this, she just smiled mischievously and told the guard not to be on duty here anymore, and asked him to go outside and bring back a jug of wine to compensate as punishment.
Seeing these interesting things in the eyes of Fengtie and the others, they couldn't help but sigh. This is the real paradise. There is only division of labor among people, but there is no obvious hierarchy or oppression. Everyone lives together harmoniously and happily.
This kind of social structure is simply not seen in the intrigues of the human kingdom.
"My dearest guests, I believe you all have known me in the battle just now. I am the leader of all the tree people in this sweet forest, Judy!" Queen Judy stood up first and picked up a glass full of strong spirits.
Jiu raised his glass to the four people of Fengtie, "My tribe and I are very happy to meet you warriors of mankind. You not only helped us quell the rebellion, but also saved our race in times of crisis, allowing us to
The traitor escaped from danger in the devastating self-destruction. Here, at this moment, on behalf of all my tribe, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the four warriors. We make an oath here that the Shuren tribe will
We will forever become friends with these human warriors, we will depend on each other for life and death, and we will never leave you!"
"We depend on each other for life and death!" "Never leave and never give up!"
The eighteen kind-faced elders of the Tree Tribe stood up at the same time, raised their wine glasses excitedly, and shouted enthusiastic chants along with the Queen. The four Fengtie people were also infected by the simplicity and enthusiasm of the Tree Tribe, and they became intimate with each other.
He stood up holding the arms of the old tree people around him, and drank the cup at the call of Queen Judy. Those elders were obviously good drinkers, and they all licked their lips and filled up their wine glasses again. Some elders
She couldn't wait to grab her human friends around her and start punching her. Queen Judy's feminine image was fully exposed. She lifted up her skirt and stepped on the chair with one foot. The gold and jade jewelry on her wrists jingled. She was already talking to Avril and Shirley.
The princess was playing in a ball, not caring about her status as queen. Fengtie and Ailida were overjoyed when they saw this, fighting each other to grab the big piece of barbecue in the center of the round table, but their shocked eyes were frozen for an instant.
On the empty tray on the round table, the piece of barbecue with the tempting aroma had disappeared.
"Oh my god, is this the end of the world as it is said to be?"
Feng Tie exclaimed, and then looked at the innocent-looking Alida fiercely: "Old Ai, you are so unreasonable. You actually want to swallow such a big piece of meat for yourself. Where did you hide it?"
Feng Tie turned up the lapel of Levi's clothes and searched carefully, and even pulled away Levi's belt and glanced down. Levi's hurriedly protected his people, and said bitterly: "It's really not me, I
I just sat next to you and didn't move. Which one of your eyes saw that I hid it? I was also very greedy. Could it be those elders of the tree people..."
The Elida man was so experienced that he successfully diverted Feng Tie's attention, loaded the gun himself, and waited for Feng Tie to release it. Feng Tie was so greedy that he did not doubt that he was there, so he grabbed a tree man next to him.
The elder's beard purred: "Tell me, where is the barbecue? Has it been stolen by you? Hand it over quickly!"
The elder who was grabbed by the beard was the tree man who accompanied Feng Tie in the fight against the landlord. He was so painful that he almost shed tears and snot. He held Feng Tie's wrist and explained: "It's really not me. We tree people don't eat meat. Oops."
Please let go quickly, it hurts me so much!"
A burst of cheerful laughter came from under the table, accompanied by familiar shouts of joy. Fengtie and Ailida bent down and lifted the tablecloth and looked inside. Doris was holding the huge piece of barbecue in her arms without fear of greasiness.
Together with the dragon's cub, you took one bite and I took one bite at a time, enjoying the meal. Seeing the two pairs of angry eyes looking back at her, Doris timidly hugged the barbecue in her arms tightly, remembering
Feng Tie once taught him the etiquette of greeting people, shook his greasy little hands and said with a smile: "Hello, cool dog!"