Feng Tie's back felt a severe pain of being twisted, and suddenly woke up from his sleep. He looked back angrily, but found that there was an extremely ugly girl sitting behind him, frowning and thrusting at him, indicating that he would look forward.
"Who are you? You damn dinosaur, you hurt me!" Feng Tie glared at the girl behind him.
"Feng Tie! How many times have you been talking about you? I didn't listen carefully in class and I was still asleep!" A majestic voice came from a middle-aged and elderly woman, and her tone was filled with anger of hatred. "You can answer this question. If you see or not see me, I am there, neither happy nor sad. Whose poem is this?"
Feng Tie subconsciously stood up suddenly, and then he realized that he had come to the middle school class. The room was full of neat tables and stools and straight classmates. The female teacher on the podium pointed at a line of poems on the blackboard with her teaching stick and was waiting for him to answer the questions.
"Silly, or not, you're still standing there?" Feng Tie murmured in confusion, "This person is so cheap. If you are scolded, you won't be happy. He doesn't feel sad. No matter how bad he is, he will have to get angry, or something. It's really hard to understand this kind of compassion..."
"Feng Tie, why are you stupid? Answer the question quickly!" The female teacher was obviously impatient.
"Oh, okay, okay, see, see... I understand!" Feng Tie tried hard to search for pitiful scientific and cultural knowledge in his mind. Suddenly, a little inspiration appeared. Feng Tiefu shouted in his heart: "This is Sora Kuraokai's poem. Teacher Kurao, I am very familiar with it. When I have something to do or not, I will download two classics from her to treasure..."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!" The students let out a shocking laugh.
"You...you..." The female teacher's upper body exposed outside the podium was so angry that Feng Tie trembled violently. The whip in her hand was unconsciously waving and said furiously: "Get to the door and stand, and call your parents to come tomorrow!"
"I never dared again!" Feng Tie seemed to see the arrival of the end of the world and screamed in despair.
"I dare not do anything again. This kid always says these words begging for mercy, and my ears are almost calloused. How much people who owe this are to say this sentence as a catchphrase. It's so great, tsk!" Elida sat at a table, and used a scimitar to peel Taoris' nails with a scimitar in the dim candlelight. Hearing this, he turned his head and said disdainfully.
Seeing that Feng Tie's forehead was covered with cold sweat, Avril had to take out the towel from the basin and twist it half dry, and gently wipe Feng Tie.
Feng Tie suddenly woke up, sat up, held Avril's wrist tightly with his hands, and looked frightened: "Damn, the classmate Luo Yufeng in the back seat, and that menopause teacher, fuck, I'm scared to death!"
Avril blushed and pulled her hand back, threw the towel back into the basin, and said angrily to Feng Tie: "I'm going to die, do you understand the principle of men and women not kissing each other, why do you always touch your feet?"
"Huh, it's okay, I'm just dreaming." Feng Tie let out a breath of turbid air, then smiled and said with a smile: "What's the big deal? Your people are mine. What I want is not doing whatever I want..."
"Bah!" Avril ignored Feng Tie's self-indulgent behavior, "Why am I yours? Haven't I agreed to date you yet? I'm not so stinking."
"What?" Feng Tie screamed exaggeratedly, "You haven't agreed to be my girlfriend yet. Haven't I ever expressed my love to you? I remember you have agreed. Besides, what's wrong with my dignified Baron? You'll tell me!"
Avril stroked his chin and said in a longing: "The person I want to marry should be rich first. Well, you don't quite match this because you don't have a penny now."
"What? I don't have money?" Feng Tie was already angry, "I cheated on those stupid tree elders. Oh no, I won so many magical crystal cores. I could sell a few thousand gold coins if I took out one. Isn't it all you took to feed the dog? Is it still blamed me in reverse?"
Ricky was playing around the candlestick on the table. When he saw Feng Tie's fierce gaze stabbing at him, he whined curiously. Seeing this, Taoris quickly sowed the disagreement. He didn't care whether Ricky could understand it, and grabbed Ricky's head and said, "Brother Feng Tie called you a puppy. He deeply insulted your Long Ge. You are still too young to beat him. When you grow up, remember to seek revenge on him!"
The little beast nodded as if it were not understood, and then stuck out its big butt, and it was scattering joy around the candlestick.
Feng Tie: "…"
"Also!" Avril continued to count with his fingers, "It's fine if the boy I like has no money. After all, I only like talent, and it doesn't matter if it looks. As long as it's handsome, don't look like someone. The face is really good, but the expression is too cheap and disgusting..."
Feng Tie: "…"
"And!" Avril pouted and raised his third finger.
"What, so many requests?" Feng Tie just tried to put away the eternal lewd expression on his face. He heard Avril's endless request and screamed.
"Yes, there is also." Avril said, "There is another important point, that is, my boyfriend must be a gentleman, have an open mind, and be brave to take responsibility after doing things, rather than looking for reasons to shirk responsibility everywhere. I despise those noble playboys who always speak frivolously and act frivolously towards girls. Are you saying that my requests are too much?"
"Not too much, not too much!" Alida nodded and responded, then narrowed his eyes and showed a low-key smile, "Hey, Princess, isn't the person you are talking about Lao Ai? Lao Ai has nothing else. A wealth of wealth is just a drop in the bucket for me. This is money, and I am handsome and outstanding. I am very talented and knowledgeable. In addition, my biggest advantage is that I never tease women, I..."
"You've done it right?" Avril looked at Levitra with a smile.
Levitra suddenly remembered the scene when she touched her two Yan Ji on the boat platform one day at the auction. Although Avril was still imprisoned, she had already transformed into water elemental clones and stared at the auction site. I'm afraid that her behavior had already been seen clearly by others. Thinking of this, Levitra felt guilty and did not dare to speak again.
"It's a sin!" Feng Tie patted his thighs red and said sincerely, "Your requirements are really too high. Where can such a perfect man be in the world? Aren't you going to be able to marry for the rest of your life? What a pity that such a little princess who is as beautiful as a flower is destined to be a miserable life of the ancient Buddha in the green lamp. It's really a waste of resources! It's a waste of resources!"
"That's not necessarily." Taoris suddenly interjected, "Sister Avril, I knew that there was such a man. It's better to marry him!"
"Oh? There is such a man? You won't be talking about your elf boyfriend again, right?" Avril teased Taoris and said, "Sister can't come to your place to snatch love. Besides, you're not that old. You'd better keep it yourself. Your kind sister will appreciate it."
"It's not him!" Taoris pouted his little mouth and said angrily, "That guy is so boring, he is so stingy. I kissed his face and it felt quite smooth. Just as he was about to kiss a few more times, he ran away and cried. It's useless!" Taoris turned his tone and said excitedly: "I'm talking about Sun Wukong, sister, you can marry Sun Wukong!"
"Who? Sun Wukong?" Avril said in surprise, "Isn't that the story your brother Feng Tie told you? Since you want your sister to marry a monkey?"
"What's wrong with a monkey? He meets all your requirements!" Taoris looked proud, "That monkey lives in Huaguo Mountain and has countless fruits to eat. This is considered rich. His martial arts are so strong that even hundreds of thousands of gods in the sky can't beat him. This is considered talented. If he is not good-looking, how could he be called the Monkey King? This shows that even a monkey has always been very handsome!"
"Who taught her this! My God!" Levitra closed her eyes and prayed.
"There is the most important point!" Looking at the three people who were already stunned, Taoris further showed off: "Sun Wukong is a rare gentleman. He is a very simple person. When he was guarding the Peach Garden, the fairies came to the garden to pick peaches. Sun Wukong used his fixed body to be able to move, but they didn't go to the fairies, but went to pick peaches and eat them directly. Isn't this a problem? If it were Brother Feng Tie and Uncle Fat, could they both do it?"
"Oh, the cake seller!" Feng Tie covered his face in pain and said, "I swear I will never tell you those bedtime stories again. Your imagination has surpassed the realm of mortals and is completely incredible. If this continues, I am worried that you will quickly grow into a female devil who harms the people in the near future. Be good, you are still young, don't participate in adult affairs. You're dying and go to eat. After saying so much, I think you should be hungry."
"Oh, okay." Taoris was so kind. He felt a little hungry when he touched his stomach. He was not picky about food. He picked up a black bread on the plate on the table, ate it with relish, and said in a vague way, "I don't know what's going on recently. When I was having breakfast, I thought about lunch. When I was having lunch, I thought about dinner. When I was having dinner, I patted my very full belly and thought about what to eat tomorrow, and then I was full of expectations for tomorrow. It seemed that something was wrong?"
Feng Tie: "…"
Levitra: “…”
Avril: “…”
Ricky: “…Ah!”
"Okay, let's not talk about this wrong topic for now." Feng Tie exposed an eye from his fingers to stare at Avril, "Before you are about to marry Sun Wukong, I want to ask you a very practical question, that is, where are we now?"