"If you get married, don't marry anyone else, you must marry me. With your dowry and your sisters, all of them will be cheaper!"
Feng Tie hummed Xiaoqu and waited for Avril's answer, his heart was like a bucket of water, fearing that he would be teleported to an inexplicable place to suffer.
Avril smiled mysteriously and didn't answer, but nodded at Alida: "Old Ai, you are familiar with this place, come and tell him."
Elida was excited, and walked to the Fengtie window with her eyes shining, rubbing her hands and laughing: "This time we have been over and over again. Finally, we don't have to circle around the dark mountains and forests, nor do we have to deal with those demons and monsters. We are back!"
"Are you back? Where are you back?" Feng Tie was puzzled.
"We are back to the kingdom of mankind, hahahaha, we're finally home!" Levitra looked like he saw the action blockbuster starring Iijima Aoi Ozawa, and he completely forgot that he was the descendant of the king of the orcs. He was the unreliable "demons" in the eyes of human beings. However, Levitra cannot be blamed, because Levitra lives in human society from ### and comes into contact with human civilization. So in subconsciously, he has completely regarded himself as a human being. Even with an indescribable burden, Levitra's thoughts and actions are still based on the human way of thinking as the starting point.
"Ah hahaha, this is really great news. The big girl and the widow have noticed it. The men have wives and hugged each other tightly. I, Hu Hansan, are back! Hahahaha... Uh, I'm sorry, I'm a little proud..."
Seeing Avril's murderous gaze, Feng Tie quickly closed his mouth awkwardly and asked Ailida righteously: "When we came out, I seemed to have dark in front of me, and I didn't know anything. The Elf King told us to send the big bed back. Have we done it?"
"You are still a little loyal and still remember this." Avril glared at Feng Tie, "Of course I sent it back. You are still embarrassed to say that we were just sitting on the big bed and were sucked into the black hole created by the thunderstorm. You shouted something that was afraid of heights, and then fainted. When we came out, the passage was still there, but we fell on a big river and floated to the shore. We worked hard for a few of us, and even had to rely on Taoris to transform, so we worked together to throw the big bed back into the black hole. Finally, we did not have the trust of the Elf King!"
"But..." Avril's tone changed, and his expression was so ferocious that he could rush up and eat a piece of Levitra alive. "But there was a traitor among us, that damn fat man. Ask him what he did!"
"I, I didn't do anything." Alida was so shameless that she couldn't resist Avril's complaint, "I just broke off the four big pearls under the bed."
"What? You are a scum who is jealous of money, villain! You have let down the friendship given to us by the denture spirit, and I will break up with you!" Feng Tie's eyes rolled, "But if you promise to give me half of the pearl, I might consider forgiveing you again."
"It's gone, it's gone!" Levitra said heartbrokenly, "At that time, my behavior was sued by Taoris. Avril criticized me sternly, saying that I was a bastard, and I had to throw the pearls in before the black hole completely disappeared. I hope the Elf King can repair the big bed. I think those pearls are just some decorations and should not affect the use..."
"My pearls are all shining gold coins, wuwuwu..." Feng Tie was very reluctant to leave when he heard this, and wished he could find the black hole and jump in and pull out the big bed again and smash it and sell it. But soon, Feng Tie wiped away his tears, and changed his face to accuse Levitra of his ungratefulness under the glare of Avril.
"Okay, stop pretending." Avril watched the two men perform their acting skills helplessly, and he didn't understand how these two shameless guys could cry and laugh. They were simply born as acting. Those best actors such as the Golden Horse Awards were as ridiculous as a group of children playing house.
"Since you're awake, let's discuss what to do next." Avril finally brought the topic back on track.
"Okay, but you have to tell me where we are now!" Feng Tie then remembered that Levitra was just saying that he had returned to the kingdom of mankind, but there were too many kingdoms of mankind. Where is he now? If he accidentally walked into Dema City, it would be miserable. The four of them didn't have to struggle to escape, and sent Taoris back to Guy IX, and then the three of them found a beautiful place to hang themselves on the beam. It was the best choice.
"We are now in a small sweet woods on the edge of the Kingdom of Hart." A bitter face floated on Elida's face. "This used to be a small, bustling town, not far from my territory, and we are spending the night in a hotel here. Do you understand?"
"Suspending the night?" Feng Tie looked at the bean-like light on the wooden table and suddenly realized, but he obviously grabbed a word in Levitra's words and asked in confusion: "Once upon a time? What did you mean by this before?"
"It's very simple!" Levitra smiled bitterly, "I recognized this place after walking nearly forty miles from the bank of that big river. It is called Noka City, which is the only way to get out of the border of the Kingdom of Hart and the Kingdom of Wolf. When I was doing business, I have passed by here countless times, staying here and replenishing supplies. Although it is small, it is full of internal organs. Busy people and rich material transactions can be seen everywhere. There are even the most popular restaurants and hotels in the Kingdom of Hart and a Red Building, but..."
Levitra didn't say anything more. Instead, Avril took Levitra's words and said slowly: "But after we entered this town, we found that the city gate was wide open, and the city was pitch black, and there was no one, like a ghost. We knocked on the doors of dozens of shops on the street, but there was no one. In the end, there was no way. Levitra and I had to smash the door of this hotel and forced ourselves into it. But just like what you see now, there was no one here, and the residents here seemed to be..."
"It seems that it all evaporated overnight?" Feng Tie asked tentatively.
Levitra nodded heavily.
"Did we make something wrong when we were crossing the barrier, and we returned to the dead forest that feeds on human fear, and are now experiencing the dream in Lao Ai's consciousness?" Feng Tie analyzed.
"Impossible!" Levitra made a decisive move. "I have been to this place countless times. I know everything in the city. The illusion cannot be so real, and..."
Lelida peeled Ricky's claws off the candlestick. Ricky, who had lost his toy, let out a dissatisfaction whimper. Lelida glared at Ricky threateningly, picked up the candlestick and walked to Fengtie's window, grabbed Fengtie's finger and placed it on the flame of the candle to barbecue. Fengtie was stunned at first, and did not react at all. What Lelida was doing. Until a burning pain came from his fingers, Fengtie screamed loudly, and shook his fingers repeatedly and said angrily: "Old Ai, are you crazy? Why do you burn me?"
"It hurts, right!" Levitra squeezed his eyes at Fengtie and smiled wickedly, "It's good to know that it hurts, it's good to feel it. Although we have suffered a crisis in that dead woods, we are just some illusions of irrelevant pain. They can only make us feel fear and do things that are unreasonable, but they cannot cause actual harm to us. But now, you can clearly feel the temperature of the flame, which means it is real."
"Then why don't you use your own hands to do the test?" Feng Tie rolled his eyes and gave Ailida a fierce look.
"Because you don't believe it, burn whoever doesn't believe it!" Levitra continued, "You can open the window and look outside now."
Feng Tie pushed open a wooden window beside him as he spoke, and saw stars outside. The dim starlight shone on the town's houses and tall bell towers. There was no trace of people on the wide road. The houses were indeed pitch black. The whole town seemed to be dead and had no vitality.
"You've seen the situation outside, too." Levitra asked, "In the dead woods, the illusions we see before us all exist in our own memory, and others don't know it, but now, the four of us see the same scene, which means that we are truly here, so there is no need to doubt this."
"Oh, well, I believe what you said." Feng Tie retracted his gaze and looked at Levitra, "So what else should we discuss next? I don't think there is anything to discuss, because it's very simple. We have come to the Kingdom of Hart, and this is your nest. No matter what happens in Noka City, it has nothing to do with us. The next thing we have to do is to go to your nest and have fun there. Then Lao Ai, you continue to be your overlord, Avril and I continue to go to the Devil's Temple in the north. As for that guy Husky, if you like, just keep it for fun, but let me agree first. Ricky has to be given to you as a fraction of the money. We can't afford to support us..."
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
Feng Tie: "Wuwuwuwu... Didn't you ask me to make a decision? Why did you come to hit me again? Wuwuwuwu..."
Avril: "Tell me clearly, who is a couple with you? You're crazy about your heart, shameless guy, bah!"
Ailida: "What, do you want me to be my city lord of Xiaoyao by myself, and leave your friends alone and ignore your life or death? Is Lao Ai such a heartless person? I can beat you to death!"
Taoris: "Why did you leave me alone again? You unfaithful man...ah? What did you say about Fat Unfaith? This is not how the word unfaithful man is used. Well, I'll change one, you who got killed thousands of times..."