"Oh, it would be great if Luo Fu and Xiong Da were here. Those two men were even more ill-fried than me. They would definitely come up with a more terrible idea. That guy Xiong Da is even more lustful. The spring paintings he wrote are so amazing. If they were sprinkled in the army of Hart Kingdom, they would definitely make those soldiers lose their combat power. We can take advantage of the opportunity to take advantage of the troubled waters. What a pity!"
Thinking of Luofu and Xiong Da, Feng Tie immediately remembered his parents far away, the kind and crying beautiful woman, the cold-hearted and warm-hearted first blacksmith of the Empire, the beautiful maids of Linda and Lucy, and the cooking and Emma, who was cooking and smelly. I wonder if they were doing well now.
"I can't help but think of my second uncle." Feng Tie said viciously, "I wonder if you have been involved in the war and been forced by the rioters? You are so violent that chrysanthemums bloom, or are trampled into a pile of shredded meat paste by the horse hooves of the cavalry. Oh my god, when I think of this, my heart is about to break!"
Feng Tie was just imagining it all over, and suddenly he was slapped by Levitra's big hand in the head. Just as he was about to get angry, Levitra's impatient voice came: "You are still thinking about something, we are already taking action separately. Should you roll off the bed?"
"Xiami? Are we going to go out to kill and set fire now?" Feng Tie glanced out of the window, and it was still pitch black outside. "Are you a little hurrying? It's not dawn yet!"
"The moon is dark and the wind is high and the night is high. Do you still want to commit crimes in broad daylight?" Levitra despised Feng Tie's unprofessional attitude very much. "You have been distracted for a long time. Are you very clear about what we are talking about?"
"What did you say? I didn't hear it at all. I kept savoring the characters in the pictures under Xiong Da's pen and the essence of those actions. Tsk tsk, it's really... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
Avril rubbed his painful palms and patiently tutored Feng Tie's homework: "You idiot, we three are fine, they are almost completely unfamiliar faces here, but Lao Ai can't do it. He has already made the front page of the wanted order. If he just walked into the beast city so big, he would not be cooked and eaten by the enemy who came to hear the news. So what we have to do now is to modify Lao Ai's appearance, that's all, not to go out and commit murder."
"Modify the appearance? How to modify it?"
Avril smiled mysteriously: "I know how to make a magic potion that can temporarily change a person's appearance. It is recorded in the ancient book of magic potion given to me by Alessandra. It happened to meet our current needs. However, the materials for making the potion are not easy to do. We have to go out and act separately. After we have collected the materials, we can make the potion and use it on Lao Ai, so that we can enter the city with a big swagger. Hehe, this is really an interesting thing."
Taoris: "Yeah, it's really interesting, but I still want to kill someone and set fire..."
"Get aside, you murderer!" Feng Tie scattered the anger of being beaten on Taoris, and pushed the poor little loli aside, turned to Avril and smiled flatteringly: "What do we all need? Where can we find it?"
"Well, the formula is not too complicated. It only requires some rotten wood, moss with mucus, a mouse's tail, a bunch of horse tooth grass, a poisonous foie mushroom with beautiful marks, and a powder grinded by the dead skull. Oh, these are almost done, and the last and most important. These things must be peed together by a male boy. Who are you and Lao Ai? Men, please stand up bravely. I'm going to collect the first material now. Don't be too slow, hurry up for me!"
Levitra and Feng Tie looked at each other stiffly for a while, staring at each other with big eyes and not daring to stand up. Levitra said with a bitter face: "Grandma, you are really my second aunt. I am almost forty years old this year. Do you think a man like me will reject those rich and rich lives? Besides, I can't disappoint those beautiful girls who admire me. I, I, I really can't..."
Avril despised Elida severely, turned his eyes to Feng Tie, whose face was ashen, "You are the only one left, don't tell me that you have been dealt with!"
Feng Tie lowered his head and played with the corner of his clothes, stuttering: "When, of course, I have never been dealt with, you know, I am a serious person who cherishes my reputation very much, and the one I oppose the most is before marriage. I even participated in lectures and publicity activities against corrupt life on weekends and was named the most decent and elegant man. But you know, as a man, sometimes I can't help drinking a little wine when attending banquets, after drinking, after drinking... You also know that my family is relatively wealthy, and my two personal maids are so seductive. They always show their breasts and thighs to seduce me. Fortunately, I am firm in my will, but then again, as a young man, I admit that sometimes I am full of energy..."
"Shut up, put away your whole lot of nonsense. I don't want to listen to this now!" Avril made a roar in Hedong lion, stepped forward and grabbed Feng Tie's clothes and roared viciously: "You just need to answer me, you, to the bottom, yes, no, yes, man!"
"I, I..." Feng Tie did not dare to touch Avril's stunning gaze, and stuttered: "I , yes, of course I..." Feng Tie suddenly made up his mind and cut it off: "Of course I am, that's right, hum, you can't be defeated. Even if you ruin me, I will say this!"
"Huh!" Avril breathed a sigh of relief and threw Feng Tie with a soft look. "If you want to lie to me, I can't investigate you, but you have to use your conscience to be responsible for Lao Ai, and his life will be in your hands, haha."
Levitra: "What? Why is this?"
Avril said leisurely: "Because there is no problem with these materials. If there is one material that is fake, the potion will become highly toxic. At that time, the skin and fat on your face will be extremely itchy, and you will not help but feel itchy. You will scratch the flesh on your face piece by piece, revealing the blood vessels and bones inside. But this is also good, others will never recognize who you are again, and the results are the same perfect..."
"No! No!" Elida screamed in horror, "Don't use this kid's urine to apply it to my face. Even if you say Taoris is my grandmother, I believe it, I just don't believe this little sloppy man has lived in his twenties and hasn't even stolen fish!"
"Is this really the case, Feng Tie?" Avril stared at Feng Tie's eyes, "I am a magician, and I will test it out when lying!"
"Okay." Feng Tie finally surrendered, "Old Ai, I can't watch you shamelessly. I admit that I have indeed been dealt with, it's my two little maids, but Avril, listen to me..."
"Oh my god, it's broken, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Avril finally vented enough on Feng Tie. He kicked Feng Tie into the corner, straightened his waist and smiled at Elida: "I lied to you, but I don't need any boy's urine at all, just use clean water."
"Now let's take action separately." Avril directed, "Old Ai, you are familiar with the terrain here. You go to collect moss horse tooth grass and mushroom rotten wood. Doris and I go to dig the grave to find the dead skulls, Feng Tie!" Avril raised his voice, "You are responsible for catching mice, and you have to catch a hundred of them, each of them must be more than one pound. Have you heard?"
"I heard it." Feng Tie's weak voice came from the corner of the wall, "But didn't you just say that you only need the tail of one mouse? Why is it now a hundred? What should I do when I catch so many fat mice and make soup?"
"Don't worry, I'm in a bad mood now. I said that only one hundred cans cannot be missing. Otherwise, the consequences will be very cruel. I can't guarantee that your head will be as big as Lao Ai's."
Taking advantage of the vast night, the four of them slipped out of the hotel gate like ghosts, ran in different directions, and disappeared at the end of the dark street in an instant. It was not until dawn that the four of them returned to the hotel one after another. A large pocket on Levitra's back was filled with mushrooms and grass, and a piece of tree stump that smelled rotten seemed to have been pulled out of the soil.
Taoris carried a wooden shovel on his tender shoulders and followed Avril happily. He obviously gained great fun in the action of digging other people's ancestral graves. He hummed nursery rhymes happily, and his appearance was so festive. Avril was dragging a dead man's skull with a green light in his hand. The skull was very complete, and it seemed that the deceased was definitely a normal death. Avril's other hand beat the skull as a drum, and combined with the nursery rhymes in Taoris' mouth, the two of them cooperated intimacy and were very excited to play.
Seeing this, Lelida felt chills and took a few steps back in horror. Even though Lelida was knowledgeable and wandered on the bloody battlefield where corpses were all year round, he was also scared by these two guys. You can imagine what kind of scene it would be like, two beautiful women in white dresses, one big and one small, walking before dawn, beating the dead bones of a dead soul and humming songs.
"Oh my God! How could I be friends with these people!" Levitra sighed, "Oh, where is Feng Tie, why haven't this kid come back yet?"
"Maybe the mice here are not easy to catch!" Avril sneered, "When I first went out, I caught a few wild cats in the woods and threw them on the street. I wonder if Feng Tie can defeat these cute little guys and take the lead in catching the mice? It's really exciting!"