Avril viciously grinds the dead skull in his hand little by little on a brick. His expression of gritting teeth seemed not to grind the skull of a strange undead, but Feng Tie's head. Feng Tie, who was watching from the side, was so scared that his face was pale, and he secretly vowed in his heart that he would never offend this terrible woman again.
Due to limited conditions, Avril was unable to find a crystal bottle containing magic potion. She could only replace it with a rough wooden bowl. After Avril finally threw the rotten wood chips into the wooden bowl, the successfully configured magic potion suddenly burst out with a pungent green smoke, and the stenchy smell filled the entire room.
Levitra stepped forward and looked at it. He saw the magic potion in the wooden bowl emitted a miserable green light, which was as sticky as the disgusting mucus on the slug. Levitra pinched his nose and asked, "Beautiful female magician, are you sure that this kind of thing will not cause any harm to apply it on my face? Although I don't look very good, I don't want to be completely disfigured!"
"What are you talking about?" Avril said a clear scolding. While Levitra was not paying attention, he picked up a ball of stick and threw it on Levitra's face with a wooden stick. While applying it evenly, he rubbed a piece of white cloth on Levitra's face to promote the skin's absorption of the medicine. After the medicine had completely penetrated the pores, Avril's hands were squeezing dough everywhere on Levitra's face, and an evil smile appeared on his face, like a big bad wolf who was molesting a good woman.
"Okay, this is basically what it is. If you can resist shaving in the next few days, it will be even more foolproof."
Avril looked at her work with satisfaction. Levitra sneered at the side regardless of Feng Tie and Taoris, and quickly grabbed a bronze mirror and looked at her "favor".
The magic potion did work. At this moment, Levitra in the bronze mirror had completely changed his appearance. A huge hooked nose was spread on an ugly face covered with lumps. Her thick lips looked like two roasted sausages. Levitra smiled bitterly and said, "Can't you make me beautiful? How can I go out to see people like this? The big girl and wife on the street screamed and ran away immediately when she saw me. My happiness is right away. I feel that you are gradually leaving me."
"Okay, stop howling." Feng Tie came up and picked up the brick and played with it in his hand. "Dear, remember the magician's instructions and don't shave easily!"
Feng Tie stuffed the brick into Levitra's hand and smiled and said, "From now on, you have become another person. We can't call you to be Levitra anymore, otherwise it will be exposed. From now on, I will officially name you 'Brick Man', well, this name is really good!"
"Xiami? A brick man?" Levitra looked at the brick in his hand and was amused and laughed. "In that case, wouldn't I use this brick as a weapon when fighting with others in the future? What kind of lethality does this thing have? Wouldn't I be beaten to death by others in the battle?"
"You are wrong!" Feng Tie said seriously, "You dare to underestimate the attack power of this guy in your hand. You don't know that this brick is the most suitable weapon I have ever seen. It is widely used by hooligans and urban management because it is very suitable for street fighting, and it is highly favored. Now it is a society ruled by law. Everyone can't carry swords and swords at any time when they go out. In that way, others can tell at a glance that you are here to make trouble."
"Only it can be seen everywhere in the streets and alleys, and even pull out a piece of it at any time in other people's houses. It is a must-have weapon for home travel. Look at this rough plane, it can cause ordinary damage to the enemy. When you look at the four hard edges and corners on the side, you can destroy half of the enemy's blood. Finally, you look at this sharp corner again. This is the legendary critical hit point. Keep your opponent in a hurry and howls you all look for teeth, allowing you to establish a glorious image and powerful aura that will move forward even if there are thousands of people. How about it, isn't it very good?"
"Bah!" Alida threw away the brick in his hand and cursed at Feng Tie, "What do you think we are going to do this time in the Beast City? Do you want to play house? Dear, we are doing a head-losing activity, it's very dangerous. Just let me take a brick to fight the enemy. I think you are definitely mentally ill."
Lelida pulled out the two scimitars inserted in the back waist and cut off a corner of the table with force. The break of the scimitar at the corner of the table seemed to be burned by fire. Lelida looked at the scimitar in his hand with a squinted smile and said, "How about it, a scimitar with flame damage attributes is rare. This is the weapon that a man should use. I decided, from now on, my name will be - Daolang!"
"Bah!" Feng Tie despised Elida, "What rare fire damage? I created it for you with flame grass. Are you qualified to show off to me? He also called Daolang with shameless words, and he didn't bother with the teeth. I think it's more appropriate to call you a dung beetle. Alas, don't do it. This was said by Teacher Benshan and it has nothing to do with me. I don't create languages. I am just a porter of the natural language!"
"you……"
Lelida was furious and was about to retort, when a gurgling sound came, interrupting the bickering between the two. Lelida looked in the sound and saw Taoris sitting on the table shaking their calves, gently patting their stomachs. The sound came from Taoris' belly.
"I'm so hungry!" Taoris pouted, "From last night to now, I've only eaten a little bit of dry and hard black bread. I'm almost hungry!"
Feng Tieqi said: "When we came out of the Elf Forest, didn't you bring such a big bag of fruit? Why? You finished it so quickly, you can eat it too much!"
"It's not Ricky yet!" Doris grabbed Ricky's neck and knocked his head hard, "This guy can eat more than me. He finished all the fruits in one go, and he didn't even let go of the wrapping cloth."
"Isn't this a town?" Feng Tiedao, "Even if all the people escape, they will never take away all the food, at least they can leave some food, right?"
"It's really gone. The few pieces of bread I found in the same cellar, Avril and I finally found. Last night, we both searched through the whole city. You know, in the chaotic times of war, food is the most precious thing. Sometimes a sip of hot water and a little bread crumb can save a person's life. I think everything you can eat should be taken away. Now we are going to go hungry!"
"How could this happen? Can living people still starve to death by urine?" Feng Tie didn't care. "Isn't this a rich sweet leaf tree that can eat leaves? We have eaten a lot before. I think we can eat that kind of food. Even if the taste is not good, it is better than starving to death." In fact, the leaves of the sweet tree taste very good, but the four of them have eaten enough. Even if the delicacies are delicacies, there are times when they are tired of eating them, let alone the leaves with a slightly sweet taste.
"That kind of thing is not edible here!" Levitra smiled bitterly, "This place is different from the ancient forest we are walking on. Although the forest here is also called sweet forest, it has indeed followed the name it has always been. Although the tree species are similar, I don't know how these trees evolved. Maybe these trees have wisdom and are afraid that their leaves will be gleamed by people. They are all bitter and astringent, and they don't even eat cattle and sheep. Why, do you want to try it?"
Taoris's little face suddenly collapsed, and the gurgling sound in his stomach even more thought, and suggested with a bitter face: "This place is already deserted, why not let's go to find a restaurant in the next town and have a big meal?"
"Okay, it's just that there's a bloody reality in front of us, that is - we don't even have a copper, are we going to have a Counter-Don't we? I like it!" Levitra said to strike Doris.
"Who said we don't have a penny? Look at what this is? Hahahahahaha!" Feng Tie reached into his arms, touched it for a long time, and took out a shiny white crystal core and held it in his palm, showing off: "This is the private money I had finally saved secretly. According to the elders of the tree man, this is the crystal core of the ice and snow demon wolf. I guess this little thing was taken to the market for sale. The gold coins we exchanged for were enough for us to spend for a while. The rest can be used to buy a laugh, you know!"
"Hahaha, you kid is so good!" Ailida smiled and said, as if Feng Tie was holding a bunch of shining gold coins. You know, in this chaotic era of war, the price of such a crystal core will increase exponentially, and it can indeed be exchanged for a lot of money. "You are so good. Before you get married, you have learned to hide your private money from your wife. I, Ailida, Oh no, I, Daolang, don't have so much care at your age. Feng Tie, you are so talented. Brother admires it, admire it!"
"Where, where, this is what I should do... Avril, why are you staring at me maliciously? I swear I didn't mean it. This crystal core was accidentally left behind by me. I really wanted to tell you a long time ago, don't listen to the dung beetle sow discord. Actually, I'm innocent... Oh, why is my crystal core missing? What about the crystal core?"
"Swoosh!"
A afterimage flashed, Feng Tie found that his palm was empty, and at the same time, a creaking sound of chewing hard objects came into the ears of the four people. After searching around, Feng Tie found that Ricky had just stretched his neck to swallow the things in his mouth. Feng Tie rushed forward with a quick step, grabbed Ricky's neck tightly with both hands and lifted it up, pinching Ricky's eyes straight, and kicked and kicked around in the air with four short legs.
"Hurry up and spit it out, you damn robber!" Feng Tie yelled in grief and anger.
"Uh, puff!"
Ricky didn't breathe, and the crystal core powder that had been chewed in his mouth sprayed Feng Tie's face. Feng Tie stretched out his finger and dipped it in a little powder to send it to his eyes and took a look. Finally, he completely collapsed.