There is no doubt that the Duke of Dark Night is the heir to the throne of a virtuous corporal.
When he appeared in the banquet hall, there were no guards to open the way or announce loudly. He just walked in casually with a glass of wine, said hello to the prince, joked with the celebrity, and occasionally bent down to kiss someone.
The lady held the back of her hand and complimented her beauty gracefully.
Naturally, the arrival of the Prince of Darkness created a frenzied atmosphere throughout the banquet.
When the Duke of Darkness and a group of radicals who were also keen on expansion were discussing the war plan heatedly, Feng Tie casually found an excuse to get away from the blacksmith and sneaked outside to breathe fresh air.
Feng Tie really didn't like this kind of drinking party held by upper-class celebrities. Just like the drinking party held at high-end celebrity clubs in later generations, it was full of showing off, hypocrisy and rotten smiles.
Feng Tie has always been a pure rock musician, a rebellious grassroots person. His status as a young master of an aristocratic blacksmith family has already made him feel awkward and goosebumps all over his body. If he had to be hypocritical and have in-depth exchanges with all the gentlemen and ladies on this occasion,
, Feng Tie was afraid that he would be so sick that he would vomit on the spot.
After greedily inhaling a few mouthfuls of the cool night air, Feng Tie felt much more comfortable, and unknowingly he strolled into the garden of the Duke of Dark Night.
Fengtie was shocked by the beauty of this huge garden.
What comes into view is an endless sea of poppy flowers. These little blood-red devils are blooming in full bloom. The huge full moon hangs low above the sea of flowers. The pale silver moonlight is hazy on the lips of each flower, exuding
There is a faint light. The breeze blows, and the light yellow powder in the flower's stamens floats lightly in the air.
hover, dissipate.
Thousands of huge colorful butterflies of various colors danced above the sea of flowers, sometimes drawing an elegant arc in the air, sometimes landing on the petals of the flowers and smiling slyly.
Unable to resist the temptation, Feng Tie picked a bright flower and put it to the tip of his nose to greedily smell the intoxicating aroma. He felt infinitely satisfied, but despite being satisfied, he always felt empty and seemed to be missing something, a sense of belonging.
Huh? Feng Tie then remembered a word that his primary school teacher taught him: share.
"Yes, good things only make sense when they are shared with others. I am too lonely in this world." Feng Tie looked down at his crotch and murmured to himself: "Some people love me inexplicably, and some people love me inexplicably.
People want to kill me for no reason, and some people want to use me to take the blame. Only second brother, you have never left me without any complaints. I will share any good things with you in the future. Come on, second brother, hear it first.
Do you smell the fragrance of this flower?"
Feng Tie, a young man who likes to share with others, resolutely stuffed the poor little flower into his crotch, and then his body trembled: "Damn, no one told me that there is dew on the petals!"
A lazy and sexy young female voice suddenly sounded in Feng Tie's ears: "Hello."
Feng Tie looked back in surprise, then looked around, no one was there!
"Hey, who are you? Why are you so wretched?" The girl was very angry: "Why did you waste the flower? It didn't offend you."
Feng Tie started to get scared: "Who are you? Come out." Feng Tie's voice was full of fear: "If you don't come out again, I will scream indecent. Are you a human or a monster?"
"Hey, your thing is so short, it almost shrinks into your stomach. Are you a boy or a girl?" The girl's voice was still teasing Feng Tie leisurely.
This time Fengtie finally found the source of the sound, and it was actually inside his crotch.
It was too late to tell, but the tough guy Feng Tie knelt on the ground with a plop and begged for mercy: "It turns out it is really the flower essence, oh, it's not a fairy. I really didn't mean to offend you, fairy. You, sir, have a lot of people, so don't talk to me."
I, a child with low IQ, have ordinary knowledge, how about I dress up as a Lucky Cat and give you a silly smile?"
"That's not right, you said my second brother is young?" Feng Tie suddenly put away his flattering smile, stood up suddenly like crazy, waved his fists and protested unyieldingly: "Shi can be killed and cannot be humiliated. What's wrong with me? I
He is obviously the longest male in the Odyssey family, and also the thickest and largest!"
"Then how long are you?" The girl's voice was still slow.
"Honestly, 25 centimeters!" Feng Tie replied proudly.
"Are you honest? I saw it!" The girl said reluctantly.
"I did multiply it by ten. After multiplying it by ten, it is indeed 25 centimeters." Feng Tie coyly played with the corner of his clothes and said shyly; "By the way, can you come out of my crotch? I am still young and thin-skinned.
Very shy."
"Hahahahahaha..." The girl laughed wildly with pride. The strange thing was that the laughter was far and near, and seemed to come from any position in the sea of flowers: "Only a ghost would want to stay in that dirty place. Yes.
Yes, you are Feng Tie."
Feng Tie's eyes widened in shock: "How do you know what you are?"
Girl: "..."
After a moment of silence, the girl spoke first. "It's not surprising that I know who you are. I've been paying attention to you since a long time ago. The idiot young master of the Odyssey family is really famous."
The girl sighed and continued: "You are twenty-one years old this year. You are handsome but hateful. There is a red mole on your left butt. It doesn't matter how I know it. When you were twelve years old,
Go to a prostitute's house with the door ajar. The prostitute is my maid's aunt's distant cousin's neighbor's daughter. Ever since you were five years old and sensible, you have been tirelessly insisting on doing a few stupid things every day, rain or shine.
Uninterrupted until the past two days."
The girl smacked her lips playfully; "You pulled out the iron essence formed by the entire Hell of Heaven and hammered it into a weird-shaped scimitar. I can even feel its terrifying aura now. It is now yours."
Take it with you, right?"
After a pause, the girl asked curiously: "I just don't understand, an idiot child suddenly turned into a human being, why did you pretend to be crazy and stupid for twenty-one years? Later I figured it out, there is only one
possible."
"What's possible?" Feng Tie broke into a cold sweat again.
The girl sighed again: "The only explanation is that your head was really broken. You may have suddenly enlightened now, or you may have regained your consciousness, but you and your scimitar have really caused me a lot of trouble.
, I have a hunch that it will not be as worthless as those scraps of metal made by your father."
Speaking of which, Fengtie would really become an idiot if he didn't know who this girl was.
But Feng Tie was still puzzled: "Dear Princess Avril, first of all, I want to correct your wording. In your opinion, I have been pretending to be crazy and acting stupid for the past twenty-one years, but I call this behavior
To keep a low profile. Secondly, although I admit that your voice is undoubtedly very magnetic, can you stand up and speak properly? Why are you pretending to be a ghost to scare me?"
Princess Avril sighed for the third time: "You idiot, if I could come out, would I communicate with you in your crotch?"
"Then where are you and how did you talk to me?" Feng Tie continued to be a curious baby.
"I was chained in a water prison."
Avril said faintly: "My magic attribute is water. I can see anything I want to see through the medium of water within a radius of hundreds of miles, and I can also communicate with anyone at will. When you make a scimitar, I will
I watched you in the sink next to you all night. Now, I can communicate with you through the dewdrops on every petal here. Do you understand this time?"
"Understood." After Feng Tie said these three words, he immediately turned around and ran away. After a while, Feng Tie was carrying a toilet that was stolen from the servant room of the Duke of Dark Night's Mansion and filled with half a bucket of dirty water.
Sneaking and hiding in a secluded corner.
"Call Avril, call Avril, this is Fengtie Base No. 1. If you hear me, please answer. If you hear me, please answer."
After a while, Avril's resentful voice came: "Do you have to be so evil?"
Feng Tie scratched his head and laughed sheepishly: "I don't have any other intention, I just want to verify whether your spell is particularly reliable." Feng Tie said sincerely: "Seriously, can I take a look?
What do you look like?"
A brief moment of silence.
The dirty water in the toilet gradually became clear, and when the ripples dispersed, a young girl's face emerged from the water.
"A very ordinary face. There is no way to describe it with any words related to beauty. It is just the most common passerby type with a flat nose." Feng Tie defined it in his heart with disappointment.
"Only now do I know why the Duke of the Night, your father, went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers to get rid of you by any means."
"Oh? Why?" Avril asked with great interest.
"Because you look so much like Uncle Wang who sells donkey meat next door to my house."
Avril: "..."
"Can I ask you a question?"
"You ask."
"That night you sneaked into the prince and killed your uncle. Was your purpose really what you said?"
"What did I say?" Avril's voice was filled with suppressed anger.
"In order to prevent people from deforestation and over-exploitation of minerals. To be honest, I admire you. You are simply the ultimate environmental defender in the new era."
Avril: "..."
"There is one last question." Fengtie persisted.
"Ask quickly, bastard!" Avril was already gritting her teeth.
Feng Tie's expression became serious: "Did you just come to me tonight to chat with me?" Feng Tie looked into Avril's eyes in the water.
"Actually, I want to ask you to do something for me." Avril's face turned ugly: "I don't know how to explain it. I just want to tell you that nothing I do will hurt you or your family."
The family may only have a short-term pain for the kingdom or even the entire continent, but our original intention is to save it."
Avril smiled bitterly: "I just want to ask you to sing me a song from your world before you have to kill me with your scimitar."
Feng Tie was stunned, then smiled, and his face gradually became serious: "I promised you not because you saw through my origins and threatened me, but because I like your sad eyes."
"Thank you, Fengtie."
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