This pairing is simple with a bit of playfulness. The first couplet written by Bai Song and Song Baifeng are neatly matched. They are the same two words, and they are also puns. Moreover, the second couplet written by Bai Song is simpler, with obvious meaning, and does not need to be used.
Makes people think more.
It’s just the name of the person quoted in this second couplet...
Just now someone heard Bai Song's second line and couldn't recognize it and laughed out loud. Although it was only for a moment, he quickly covered his mouth and didn't dare to say anything.
But these laughter still reached everyone's ears at the right time, especially Song Baifeng's ears!
"You are so brave! How dare you quote my grandfather's name!" Song Baifeng turned red with anger and pointed at Bai Song.
The second couplet of the Bai Song Dynasty does not quote the name of Song Dynasty master Song Xing, and the meaning of the sentence is not rigorous. It is clearly a joke about the name of Song Xing.
Song Xingnai was a great Confucian of the time, and it would be scandalous for a younger generation to disrespect his seniors.
Everyone around knew clearly that Bai Song was doing this knowingly, and he just wanted to use Song Xing's name as a joke to vent his anger on his classmate Lu Yao!
In the past, the Bai Song Dynasty in people's hearts was hidden behind the water tune songs, full of mystery.
Today, in front of others, he is so bold as to make fun of a great scholar of the time. His courage is simply unimaginable.
This situation is exactly what everyone wants to see. What kind of poetry meeting? How can there be any excitement among literati?
Now everyone's attention has shifted, but they want to see how the talented man who wrote "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" responds to the accusation of disrespecting his predecessors?
When Bai Song heard Song Baifeng's questioning, he smiled and said, "Why do you need to be angry, Mr. Song? The pairing is just a game, and the fun things in your spare time will naturally not be taken seriously. Besides, there are more than tens of millions of people named Song Xing in the world? Why do you say it's you?
Grandpa? Besides, your grandpa is not in a hurry, so why are you in a hurry?"
After saying that, he raised his hand and pointed at the old man standing in front of the attic door.
The old man really didn't express anything, but his face was extremely ugly. He groaned in silence and didn't speak. He was just ashen.
Bai Song pointed directly at Mr. Song in front of the door, asking him to express his position.
The other party's status is very special. If you argue with a junior, you will inevitably end up in a bad situation.
Bai Song knew that the other party had nothing to say, so he turned his attention to Song Xing.
Although Song Xing was a great Confucian, he was also an individual.
You have been outside all year round and have been highly sought after. How have you ever been ridiculed like this?
The matter was not serious, but it was like a lump in the throat, making Song Xing very uncomfortable.
At this time, he had to suppress his emotions, walk into the crowd with a smile, stand in front of his grandson and Bai Song, and replied with a smile: "It doesn't matter, but the game doesn't have to be too serious. Okay, okay, you guys
The fuss is almost done, it’s time to move on to the next topic of the poetry meeting.”
Song Xing took the opportunity to let everyone disperse. He looked at Bai Song and knew how capable this kid was. Although his grandson was talented, he was probably no match for Bai Song. He decided to terminate the situation because he did not want the situation to worsen, and it also gave Bai Song a step forward.
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"No!" Song Baifeng interrupted immediately. The first couple made Bai Song so angry that he had a heart attack. How could Song Baifeng give up like this?
"This is the first pair, and there will be two more pairs to come!"
Song Baifeng was anxious, fearing that his grandfather would interrupt again. If he interrupted, wouldn't it mean that he would not be able to regain his face? So he quickly revealed his second pair.
"Lu Zihuai's depression is hard to get rid of. Where can he find a way to seek an official position? It's a free gift, a good life!"
When this second couplet came out, all the onlookers were shocked.
This first couplet is really vulgar and not very difficult. It is completely different from Song Baifeng's usual writing style.
Song Baifeng asked this question without being polite, but he got really angry and lost his face, which shows that he was angry in his heart.
The subtlety of this first couplet does not lie in its difficulty, but in using this first couplet to scold both Bai Song and Lu Yao.
It is said that Lu Yao has always been unappreciated for his talent and has no way to seek an official position. In the end, he met Bai Song. Because he offended the emperor, Bai Song deprived Lu Yao of his official career.
It shows that Lu Yao became Yu Shinan's successor because of Bai Song's gift. It satirizes Lu Yao's good fortune and also points out Bai Song's embarrassing situation of never being an official.
This was Song Baifeng's eagerness to fight back.
Bai and Song made fun of his grandfather last time, but this time he directly ridiculed Bai and Lu.
In just twenty words, it took a lot of effort to be able to combine reality and directly address the pain points of the two people.
This pair is not afraid of confrontation and aims to recover from the disappointment of the previous round.
Song Baifeng still had the third couplet to prepare, and he felt very calm. After giving the question, he looked at Bai Song with a smile and listened to how he answered!
After Bai Song heard this, he looked at Lu Yao and saw that Lu Yao was already depressed, but he couldn't say anything.
At this time, the only option is to fight back, and swearing can only be done by women.
Bai Song smiled and turned to look at Song Baifeng: "The child's immoral attitude is too high, and the elders lament that it is difficult to teach him! It's a long way, who is laughing?"
The sound coming from the courtyard into the corridor actually made the Queen burst into laughter, and everyone in the palace also covered their mouths and enjoyed themselves.
Princess Danyang laughed so hard that she shook her head and pretended to blame: "This boy really has no control over his words. Doesn't this mean that Song Xing is also scolded? Mr. Song is probably very angry today!"
The empress, who has always been serious, rarely showed her casual side, and said with a smile: "This Bai Song is a bit quick-witted, and he refuses to give up. After saying "free", he insisted on saying "luyuanluyuan" in return, and scolded her.
Forget it, I don’t want to compromise this small detail. If you play against this person, he will definitely be a guy who won’t give in!"
"Do you think this boy is interesting?" Princess Danyang asked.
"Yes, who wouldn't find such a man interesting? No wonder Xiang Nan falls in love with him. It's a pity that as a mother, I can't give her a good marriage."
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There's already a fire outside.
Bai Song is really brave.
The second couple not only said that Song Baifeng was immoral, but also blamed Song Xing for not teaching him well.
I'm afraid this is the only person in the world who dares to say such things in front of Mr. Song!
"Bai Song! You... you... come at me if you have any questions! Don't involve my grandpa!"
"Then you can come at me if you have anything, why are you going after my Lu Yao?"
Bai Song teased and turned around to give Lu Yao a wink. His original intention was to make Lu Yao laugh, but he didn't expect that this wink would move Lu Yao to tears. He didn't expect Bai Song to be so loyal and how kind he was to him in the past.
Making things difficult really makes you feel guilty.
"Brother Bai...I..." Lu Yao's voice trembled slightly, filled with excitement.
When Bai Song saw that his eyes were wrong, he shuddered and quickly turned his head.
"Mr. Song, don't be offended if you speak freely. It's just a game."
Song Xing's face turned pale, he snorted coldly, and turned around with a puff of sleeves.
It can be seen that Song Xing, the great scholar, is already extremely angry.
However, Bai Song didn't care at all and continued to ask: "The last question, come up with it. I can't wait to see Lu Yao get a grandson."
"You...you...don't be complacent! My third couplet is: Which of these bastards, rice, rice, bean, wheat, and millet, is the gentleman?"
Before everyone could hear the whole thing, Bai Song had already answered: "Why should I ask Lao Tzu if there are many serious scriptures in the Spring and Autumn Period?"
