"Even that kid said that cow dung is a miracle medicine. Is it true?"
After asking Bai Song, Lin Tingzheng hesitated more and asked Butler Liu beside him as he walked.
Butler Liu was filled with emotion after hearing this: "I never thought that there would be such a strange news in this world! Even cow dung can be used as medicine... However, since the two doctors coincided with each other, the old slave thought this was credible. After all, he was infected
The disease cannot be cured by ordinary medicines, so for the sake of young master’s health, it doesn’t hurt to give it a try.”
"In that case, please go down immediately and prepare medicine for Xun'er."
…
Bai Song originally wanted to go out, but after hearing this, he immediately changed his mind.
There is still a big show to watch today!
While Master Lin was still preparing, Bai Song sneaked out and found the doctor in an alley not far from Lin's residence.
This doctor was acquainted with Bai Song. Sang Sang gave all her dowry to this man to save her father.
This guy's medical skills are not very good, but his greed for money is deep in his bones.
Bai Song first bought back Sangsang's dowry with two taels of silver, and then asked him to cooperate in a play with him in revenge for three taels of silver.
Now that the doctor's play is over, it's time to give people money.
Bai Song was in a hurry and was about to leave with Sangsang's dowry.
The doctor felt a little uneasy after collecting the money, and whispered: "Little brother, are you and I teasing the young master of the Lin family like this..."
"What? Are you scared? Why aren't you scared when you don't receive the money?"
"Then... that is Master Lin after all... just in case..."
"Don't worry, the prescription I gave you is not nonsense. I hope you can cure Master Lin's hysteria. When the time comes, the Lin family will also give you a reward. This time you will make money from both sides, just wait and enjoy yourself.
"
After saying that, Bai Song quickly returned home.
…
Lin Xun was still cursing in his courtyard, and there was no intact furniture left in the house for him to smash.
The teacher previously invited from Luoyang said that when he came to class, Lin Xun pulled his beard and scolded him for a long time. He finally broke away and ran away, never daring to show his face again.
"Your surname is Bai, once I get along with you, my surname will no longer be Lin!"
Lin Xun spat, stood on the stone table in the courtyard like a shrew, and cursed a few words in the direction of his sister's courtyard.
I was about to go back to my room and take a sip of water when a strong stench came from outside the hospital.
"The toilet is squirting? Why is it so smelly?"
As soon as he finished speaking, four servants walked in carrying two buckets of things each.
That stench that towers into the sky is coming from there.
Several of the servants' faces turned purple, and they placed the buckets in the courtyard while holding in their breaths. As soon as they took a breath, they couldn't help it anymore and each of them vomited.
Lin Xun pinched his nose: "What are you doing?!"
When I looked closer, I saw that these buckets were filled with cow dung!
Lin Xun's answer was from his father outside the stone gate of the small courtyard, who shouted: "Do it!"
"father……"
After several servants had finished vomiting, they squinted their eyes and whispered: "Master, I'm sorry!"
Lin Xun was stunned, his hands and feet had been held down by the servants.
"You...what are you going to do?!"
No one answered, the servants just quickly tied the rope to Lin Xun's body.
Lin Xun's eyes almost popped out of his head: "What do you slaves want to do? Dad... dad... save me... um..."
Before he could finish his sentence, his mouth was blocked.
This group of servants came well prepared and quickly tied their young master into a rice dumpling.
Lin Ting was watching outside, sighing bitterly, and turned around to the doctor who had just been invited back: "Doctor, you see, everything needed is ready."
The doctor pinched his nose and entered the yard. He looked at Lin Xun's shocked and confused eyes and smiled: "Master Lin, don't be surprised. I am here to treat Master Lin. Master Lin's disease is hysteria and he needs to be washed with cow dung."
Only by getting rid of the filth in your heart can you recover. I was afraid that the young master would not cooperate, so I had no choice but to take this step. Please forgive me, Mr. Lin."
Lin Xun's eyes widened even more after hearing this. Even though he was tied up and unable to move, he was still squirming violently with insects on the ground, making constant "Uh-huh" sounds in his mouth.
Mr. Lin watched from the side, feeling very unbearable, and comforted in a low voice: "Son, good medicine tastes bitter, and dad is doing it for your own good. Don't blame dad..."
Next, a bathtub was pushed into the courtyard, soil found from the mountain was put in, mixed with snow water from nowhere, and then buckets of cow dung were poured in!
The taste, the sourness and refreshingness are beyond words.
Bai Song took Xiang'er and took a walk in the garden until they arrived near Lin Xun's yard, when he felt a gas bomb exploded nearby.
Xiang'er looked confused and covered her nose: "What...what does this smell like?"
Bai Song was also so smoked that he even said he came to watch the fun. Isn't this torturing himself?
Quickly pull Xiang'er and retreat as far as possible.
"Well...well..."
Lin Xun's eyes almost popped out of his head when he looked at the bucket of pure natural medicinal bath.
I couldn't speak, I wanted to use my nostrils as my mouth, and my face was covered with mucus.
But there were many people around, but no one paid attention to it. A few servants carried it and threw it in directly.
One second, you can scream "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu", and the next second you just hear a "dongdong", and you are already breathless.
…
Night falls.
Master Lin's yard has become a restricted area, and even mosquitoes dare not approach it.
The doctor said it needs to be soaked for half a day.
Time is not enough, the young master of the Lin family is still silent in the ocean of medicinal bath, drunk and dreaming.
We can't speak or move, we can only silently endure the invasion of methane.
My tears have long since dried up and my spirit is almost broken.
The dignified young master of the Lin family, what evil did you commit in your previous life to make yourself endure such torture?
Suddenly, a nightmare-like voice appeared in my ears: "Brother-in-law, how do you feel?"
"Well……"
Lin Xun was shaken all over. He struggled in the bucket and turned his head. He saw Bai Song pinching his nose and looking at him from a distance.
"Well……"
Bai Song rolled his eyes, approached cautiously, and gently removed the sticky dough ball from Lin Xun's mouth.
Lin Xun took a deep breath, rolled his eyes, and almost fainted.
"You...you...vomit..."
Bai Song quickly stepped away, pulled a few leaves and blocked his nose: "How dare you ask someone to buy my life? You, a young brat, are fighting against me? Since you are looking for death, I will send you to death."
"Hey, you are still not convinced and are still staring at me? Well, since you are not convinced, I will give you a chance and we will continue to fight. As for me, I am a medical student with a kind heart. If you want my life, I
But I can’t bear to kill you. But, your father sees you like this, so he probably needs to be cured of his hysteria. I’ll give you a bowl of cow urine soup tomorrow morning to nourish your stomach first. How about that?”
Lin Xun's expression changed drastically. Hearing what Bai Song said, why didn't he understand that he was behind everything?
Looking back on what happened before, I just feel how terrifying this little son-in-law is, he can actually make his own father not believe his words, and he can also cause himself such misery!
After all, Lin Xun is only a sixteen-year-old boy, how can he be as deep-minded as Bai Song?
The young master of the rich family has always bullied the weak and feared the strong, but now he knows that he is not easy to mess with...
No, you can’t mess with it!
Then she started to cry and beg for mercy: "Don't... don't... I... I was wrong, I accepted it, and from now on... I will never dare to do it again. None of this was my idea, it was all my wife... Yes
!My wife asked me to do it. She said that if you want to rob my property in the future, I must deal with you! Please... let me go... I really don’t dare anymore..."
"Very good, as long as you behave honestly in the future, I will naturally not bully my brother-in-law for no reason. The time is almost up, do you know what you should say later?"
"I understand, I understand...please ask daddy to let me go, I'm going to die..."
…
The second watch is coming, the time has come.
Lin Ting was asking the doctor to go back and see his son.
Lin Tingzheng had a bad expression, thinking that if his illness did not improve, he would make this quack doctor look good.
The doctor was also a little uneasy and regretted the Lin family's money.
Now I can't leave even if I want to.
When I returned to the yard, the stench was still there.
Lin Ting was holding back his stomach churning, walked up to his son, and asked in a low voice: "Xun'er, are you feeling better?"
Lin Xun was half asleep and nodded feebly: "Dad... I feel much better..."
"real?"
"Really!" Lin Xun nodded repeatedly, "My son didn't even see who hit me that night. He was confused for a while, but he is awake now. He won't lose his temper randomly..."
Lin Tingzheng couldn't believe his ears, and his voice was trembling with excitement: "Quickly...take the young master out quickly and give him a good wash..."
It was the servants again who dragged Lin Xun out with disgust and untied the rope.
Lin Xun had already lost his strength, let alone his anger. He fell to the ground weakly and was carried to the bathtub prepared in advance to wash himself.
God knows how many times Master Lin will be washed tonight?
Lin Ting didn't care about anything else. He turned around and held the doctor's hand excitedly, thanking him endlessly.
He only regards this doctor as a miracle doctor who is even more amazing than Doctor Xue.
For a time, word spread that my young master cured hysteria by bathing in cow dung.
The servants were all talking about it, saying that the barefoot doctor's medical skills were miraculous.
At this moment, Bai Song was lying leisurely in the bathtub, enjoying the bathing service from his sister.
Bai Rou pinched her nose from time to time, with a look of disgust on her face: "Brother, you stink too much! No wonder my sister-in-law is avoiding you."
"Yes! So it's better to have a biological sister. Xiang'er avoids me, but my sister doesn't avoid me. She even helps me take a bath. My love for you is not in vain!"
Bai Song said happily and suddenly turned around to kiss her.
"Xiao Rou'er, let me give you a kiss!"
Bai Rou walked away with a smile and blocked Bai Song's mouth with a wet handkerchief: "Go away! It stinks! I don't want it!"
After laughing, Xiao Nizi stretched out her hand to test the water temperature: "I'm going out, brother wipe the water by himself and put on clothes."
"Tell Xiaocui to heat up the water and give me another hour."
"Last hour?"
"Just rub it for a while longer."
Xiao Nizi's hands were all soft from rubbing, but her brother had already spoken, so she responded, shook her little arms, and went out of the woodshed to find Xiao Cui.
Bai Song was lying alone in the basin, not knowing what he was thinking.
Suddenly, the door of the woodshed was pushed open, and Xiaocui rushed in. She bumped into the bathtub and almost fell into it.
"My aunt...hehe...the wine you have hidden is so fragrant and intoxicating...Xiao Cui...hehe... Xiao Cui only took a sip and then...he couldn't stand still..."
