One hundred and sixty eighth chapter verbal war heroes II
Seeing the cannibalistic looks of all the Feng Kingdom generals, Hua Shenguang was secretly happy because he wanted to lose face in front of so many of you!
"Three of them, General Cheng, you should discipline these soldiers of yours and don't let them ruin your reputation. [ ] First, your stance is lazy!"
As he spoke, Hua Shenguang raised his index finger and gestured with each word.
"Haha, our soldiers from the Feng Kingdom are all mighty and majestic, with superb martial arts. When one is against ten, even in the battlefield, they can maintain their formation at any time, and the formation is neat. You actually said that you are standing lazy? I think you are an ordinary person.
Scholars, you don’t understand this at all.” Another general retorted, and immediately everyone in the big tent laughed.
Hua Shenguang also laughed and said: "It's not that I don't understand, it's that you, the martial arts practitioners, don't understand better than me! As the saying goes: stand like a pine, sit like a bell! What does it mean to stand like a pine?
?He held his head high, his legs together, his eyes not squinting, and he stood motionless like a pine tree! But the soldiers outside saw the people below and
This girl Ruoli's eyes are almost bulging out of her head. Even though she is handsome and handsome, and Ruoli is as beautiful as a flower, she can't have such an expression. Is it possible that there are no outstanding-looking people like the two of us in the Feng Kingdom?
Young men and women? It can be seen from this that the soldiers of your country are not qualified to keep their eyes straight and not squint!
After saying this, many generals suddenly changed their expressions. After waiting for a while, one of them stood up: "You two think that you are too handsome and like a flower, but you are too conceited. Why do I think that you two are so weak?
Isn’t it beautiful?”
"Haha, general, everyone has different standards. Although I am not as tall and straight as the general, I am still more handsome than this bearded general. As for Miss Ruoli, although she is not as good as the two beside General Cheng,
She is a beautiful woman, but among ordinary women, she is still considered outstanding. The soldiers of your country focused their eyes on her, as if they had never seen a beautiful woman before. Isn't this the best proof of her beauty?"
Hua Shenguang blocked the other party's mouth with a few words, leaving the general speechless. Yes, he knew that the soldiers outside were glaring angrily just to scare the two envoys of Daping Kingdom, but he didn't expect that they were not scared.
So, it became an excuse for others to make a fuss. Could it be that he wanted to say that the soldiers outside were doing this just to scare people? If he said it, he would not lose Feng Guo's face. This kind of thing must not be said.
Those who come out will only reap the consequences.
As if no one was watching, Hua Shenguang continued: "Not only is there no movement, but when your soldiers stand, their feet are side by side, but several of them are not on the same line. Their left and right feet are different and staggered forward and backward. Although
The gap is not very big, but it can be seen that your country is lazy in running the army. However, it is said that General Cheng is strict in running the army and will not be lazy. From this point of view, these soldiers do this deliberately. If they are not intentional, then they are not.
Being polite does not bring shame to your country!"
After finishing speaking, Hua Shenguang asked Ruoli: "Ruoli, do you think so?"
"Yes, let alone a national gift, in our Daping country, even if it is a general reception between provinces, this kind of situation will not happen. It is indeed inappropriate for this kind of situation to happen!" Ruoli said cooperatively.
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At this time, the Feng Kingdom camp was completely silent, and no general could come out to refute. These generals are all very good at killing enemies in battles. I have never encountered such articulate people. If a civil servant comes here, he can also quote the classics and Hua Hua.
Shenguang is debating, but these martial arts
General is indeed not very accomplished in this area. It is precisely because of this that Hua Shenguang takes advantage of his strengths and avoids his weaknesses by verbally attacking. Hua Shenguang guessed that if Cheng Heizi had a white face, he would definitely turn black with anger, but his face
It was originally dark, but his mood at this moment could only be seen from his cold eyes.
"General, what I'm saying is true. If you don't believe it, the general can go out and investigate in person to see if what I'm saying is true. I'm going to speak quickly and express my feelings. If the general can hold a boat in his belly, he will definitely not
You are angry with me, right?" Hua Shenguang saw that everyone was about to get angry, so he blocked them back with one sentence.
Cheng Heizi's anger subsided a little and asked coldly: "What about the second inappropriateness?"
"The second one: tall, short, fat and thin!" Hua Shenguang stretched out two fingers and made a sign with the word "two".
"What, this is not appropriate? People are tall, short, fat and thin. You are talking nonsense!" A general refused and retorted.
Hua Shenguang was happy in his heart: "The more you behave like this, the more it highlights my truth and your ignorance. I will make up an allusion to deceive you."
"Haha, how can I, an important minister of a state of etiquette, talk nonsense? Haven't you read the Book of Rites?" Hua Shenguang asked rhetorically.
""The Book of Rites"? Why haven't you heard of this book?" The general searched his memory and found no trace of this book. Even Cheng Heizi was thinking about what he meant by the "Book of Rites".
Where did you read it? What is the content of this book?
Seeing that the general did not answer, Hua Shenguang sighed again: "It doesn't matter if you haven't read it, but General Cheng, a versatile man in both civil and military affairs, must have read it." Hua Shenguang first put a hat on Cheng Heizi and said that he must have read it.
He had read it. If he refuted it, Hua Shenguang would be making fun of it. Therefore, Hua Shenguang was sure that Cheng Heizi would not say that he had not read it.
Sure enough, Cheng Heizi said nothing and continued to listen to Hua Shenguang's words.
Hua Shenguang flicked his fan and started to recite the classics like a young student: "The Book of Rites says: It's great to have guests coming from afar! The way of a gentleman is to treat them with sincerity! Xiao
The way of man is to lie." He said
After two sentences, Hua Shenguang also explained: "It means that when guests come from afar, we should feel very happy and happy. A gentleman's way of hospitality is to treat each other with sincerity, while a villain's way of hospitality is to treat guests with sincerity."
Tao is a false heart and false intentions."
Hua Shenguang paused for a moment, looked at everyone's thinking expressions, was very satisfied, and continued to fool around: "This is the basic way of hospitality described in the "Book of Rites". As for the etiquette of the country, the "Book of Rites" has detailed
One of the rules says this: If envoys come from a big country, a small country, a distant country, a nearby country, or a friendly country,
All countries, or enemy countries, should treat them with state courtesy. Welcome them from afar, accompany them from near, show them good things, and give them advantages. When greeting hundreds of thousands, they should all have neat crowns and tied hair, clean clothes and smiles, old and young, tall and short,
Fat and thin should be the same. If it is a man, it should be handsome; if it is a woman, it should be beautiful. It shows that it is the best for the country, otherwise it will lose the great gift of the country and fail to enhance the dignity of the country!"