As the celebration comes, the National Day is just once a year, and the long holiday is on. I am very happy to miss everyone, right? I can reunite with my family, or go on a trip together, relax and relax, and wipe out the fatigue brought by work and study. What a pleasant thing. I wish you a happy National Day and all the best.
At the same time, I will go home on National Day. I will visit my parents and family for seven days. My home is in the countryside and there are no conditions, so the update will be suspended. I will resume the update after National Day. I hope everyone understands it. I would like to express my gratitude here.
The following content is to make up a thousand words, and I will post this free blessing, just a smile:
Today, when I was doing buses, the bus radio said, "Be careful of pickpockets". Then I said in a coquettish way: I have never been stolen since I was a child. Unexpectedly, my buddy next to me suddenly said, "That's because you have no money." I was so shocked, and it instantly hit my tears.
The emperor asked anxiously: "How is the Empress's condition?" The imperial physician replied: "Happy pulse, the emperor!" The emperor frowned, but still squeezed out a smile: "Speak quickly!" "Happy pulse!" The emperor was furious: "Drag it out and beheaded! My beloved concubines are so sick, you still call me smile!"
When the neighbor saw me beating the child, he hurriedly came forward to stop me. I smiled indifferently and said, "What are you afraid of? Beating the child on rainy days is also idle, just play." "Then why are you hitting my son!"
A woman was dragging a white wedding dress with a tie that was dozens of meters long and running with her groom on the street. In four words, many people said something like "domineering side leaks", "longest bride", etc. Suddenly, there was a silk thread next to her, saying: "The vaginal discharge is abnormal (long)". I laughed and felt that his image became so big again~
One day, my colleague Xiao Zhang asked a female colleague, do you know what carrots can be used for? Female: I don’t know, and then asked: Do you know what cucumbers can be used for? Female: I don’t know. I asked: What about eggplant? Female: I still don’t know the man helplessly said: What about steamed buns! Female: That one is OK?,,,
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The Sutra Library of Shaolin Temple caught fire and burned many scriptures. The abbot couldn't help crying. The young monk didn't know why the abbot was crying, so he asked, "Why can the abbot bear the trouble?" The abbot continued to cry and said, "I'm dysmenorrhea!!!
Today I took the elevator with a colleague. When the elevator rises,
This colleague suddenly said: "Hahaha!"
Me: "What are you laughing at?"
He: "I didn't laugh at anything, I just suddenly remembered a line from "Lost in Thailand" and found it funny."
I was curious: "Which sentence?"
He: "There are two 2bs in the elevator."
Sun Wukong got a new tiger-skin skirt and showed off to the Bull Demon King: "Look at my tiger-skin, it's good."
The Bull Demon King was not willing to be outdone and showed off his leopard skin cloak: "Look at my leopard skin, how about it!"
Sun Wukong turned it open and looked at it, saying, "It's a bit too long."
My brother, today his girlfriend sent him a text message saying he had broken up. He didn't know what to do, so I said, "I will help him." I took my phone and replied, "I love you!" His girlfriend sent another one, and I replied, "I love you again. After this, I replied, I love you. In the end, his girlfriend might be moved and said no more... I replied, "It's not me..."
There is a very shy boy in my class. The boy has a childhood sweetheart at home and has dinner together. A bunch of girls teased him and said, "What if your childhood sweetheart gets married, what if you are not you?" The boy was very calm and said without raising his head, "It's enough for me to be my father!"