Chapter 1144 Xie Liqiang brother and sister are tricked by bulls
After Xie Liqiang heard his wife say that his sister had agreed happily and could accompany him to see Zhao Changgui tomorrow, he was shocked. This girl is really special. She likes to ignore her even if she catches up with the door.
I like to chase Zhao Changqi! I really can't understand this idea.
Xie Liqiang seemed to have forgotten that Zhao Changqiu is a real celebrity in the Xiaoqing River Basin and has become a legendary figure. Not to mention the girls in their prime, even many old men who never knew Zhao Changqiu were very interested in him!
Of course, this interest is just out of curiosity about celebrities, which is completely different from girls' interest in Zhao Changqiu.
Xie Xingxing had long heard of many legends about Zhao Changqi, but she had never seen Zhao Changqi, so she had long wanted to see Zhao Changqi's true face. Now her brother is willing to lead him to see Zhao Changqi.
Of course I won't refuse.
As for the so-called blind dates, I will talk about them differently then.
Everything is ready, only the east wind is needed. Whether things can be accomplished depends on Zhao Changqi's attitude.
The next morning, Xie Liqiang drove the Passat of Furong Town Committee early, picked up his sister Xie Xingxing, and rushed from Furong Town to Zhaozhuang to meet Zhao Changqi.
In order to make her sister Xie Xingxing really interested in Zhao Changgui, along the way, Xie Liqiang talked about many interesting stories about Zhao Changgui before. For example, making a big fuss in Jiahe City No. 1 Detention Center, Xiaoqinghe single-handedly stopped the villagers from fighting, etc. Xie Liqiang's
Eloquence is not something you can do, but it is trained to give a report to your subordinates all day long. It is said that this guy once gave a speech at a brigade cadre meeting. He did not drink water or go to the toilet for three consecutive hours, and did not even repeat a sentence of his speech.
That shows how joking this guy is.
Although Xie Xingxing had already heard others talk about these heroic deeds of Zhao Changqi, he still listened to his brother's relish.
When the car drove past the General Hall and was about to arrive at Zhaozhuang, Xie Liqiang suddenly found that two cows were standing on the road ahead, constantly circled on the road.
Looking at the two big black cows getting closer and closer to the car, Xie Liqiang's eyes suddenly glared like a copper bell! He saw the two big black cows actually fighting on the road! Fortunately, they have not yet entered the main show,
However, it seems that the foreplay is about to end, and the next step is to carry a gun into battle and enter the main show.
Xie Xingxing also found what the two cows in front were doing. Even though she was so fierce, her face turned red and she muttered: "Damn the wild buffalo, you can't find a good place to breed. Whose cow belongs to?
All the cows in their own family suffered a great loss and didn't come out to take care of them. They had to ask the owner of the big bull for some living expenses, right?"
Xie Liqiang couldn't help but feel speechless. The world of a cow is different from that of a human. My sister understands the world of a cow completely according to the human world.
In the human world, men need to give money to pheasants when they make pheasants, but in the cow world, the bulls get cows, but the owner of the cows wants to give money to the owner of the bulls. In fact, the cows are now here.
When they are in heat, they also hope to meet a real bull soon. Even if they are a little cowardly and not too majestic, it is excellent.
No matter how bad it is, it is better than artificial fertilization? That guy, inserting the big needle tube into it, it will be done in a while! It completely deprived the cow of his natural right to enjoy the life of his husband and wife, and it is inhumane!
Of course, Xie Liqiang was embarrassed to tell his sister these things. He just honked the trumpet and wanted to drive away the two big black cows blocking the middle of the road.
However, Xie Liqiang could not imagine that it was okay for him to honk the horn, but he actually caused trouble! Because the one who blocked his car at this moment was not an ordinary bull!
This big black cow was the big black cow that Zhao Changqian bought from Zhao Qingmeng’s mother-in-law’s house yesterday afternoon!
It turned out that yesterday afternoon, after Zhao Changqiu bought the big black bull, he took it back to Zhaozhuang, and in the evening he even tied the big black bull directly to his super Hummer.
Zhao Changqi originally thought he had tied it up strongly, but he didn't expect that last night, the big black cow broke the reins and ran away!
After the tampered man ran out of Zhaozhuang, he ran around. Finally, he found a heifer in the estrus, so two big black cows hooked up.
The big black bull is very unhappy now. He tried his best to finally tease the heifer's interest. He had just completed the foreplay and was about to enter the main show, but suddenly a broken car broke out and disturbed it.
What made it angry the most was that the people in this broken car kept honking the horn and making noise!
"Grandma, you're so bullshit? Do you know if you disturb me? Believe it or not, I'll kill you all at once?" Big Hei Niu thought to himself.
“Moo????????”
The big black bull, who was indignant in his heart, roared to the sky, then widened his eyes and looked at the car that had already stopped in front of him. Two white breaths kept coming out of its nostrils, forming two faint white mist under its nose.
It looks majestic and murderous.
Looking at the big black bull who was glaring at him through the windbreaker, Xie Liqiang couldn't help but feel distressed. He had no doubt that if the big black bull in front of him hit his car desperately, his car would definitely be ruined.
!Look at the two scimitar-like horns, it makes people feel palpitations!
Xie Xingxing's performance was exactly the opposite of Xie Liqiang. Except for the embarrassment at the beginning, this girl not only did not have any fear, but instead said excitedly to Xie Liqiang: "Brother, hurry up, hit it! Look at its horns are still yours.
The car is strong! Anyway, your car has insurance and it won't cost you money."
"My aunt, don't make trouble. Didn't you see that the big black cow's eyes are red? This is a sign that the cow is going crazy! If the cow goes crazy, it's quite terrible! It is said that
In the former Soviet Union, there was a bison crashing over a train!”
Xie Liqiang said, turning on the turn signal and trying to go around the big black bull. This guy didn't even dare to press the horn.
"Tsk, it's so boring." Xie Xingxing couldn't help but mutter when he saw his brother actually planned to bypass the big black bull.
However, as soon as Xie Xingxing finished muttering, he suddenly let out a pig-killing scream, seriously destroying the girl's image as a lady.
There were so many mistakes. Xie Liqiang shouldn't have turned on the turn signal. The sudden flashing turn signal scared the big black bull, which was so close to him, and completely angered it!
I saw the big black bull suddenly hit the hood of the car!
"Clang!" There was a loud bang!
"Ah???????" Xie Xingxing's screams tear apart the sky! She finally believed what her brother had just said.
Passat trembled violently! A faint white smoke came out of the hood and stopped moving.
Xie Liqiang was frightened to see that the horns of the big black bull's scimitar pierced into the hood without any hindrance!
Xie Liqiang tried to fire again and ran away quickly, but the car could not start. Obviously, the big black bull must have had a problem with the engine just now.
The fatal thing is that the big black bull didn't plan to give up. The guy pulled the horns out of the hood, took a few steps to the side of the car, then took a few steps back, lowered his head, and a short distance.
Running up, you will hit the car again!
This tamper often crashes into cars, and it creates experience. I know that it is difficult to hurt the people inside the car when I hit the hood, so the second time it goes straight to the passenger door of the car!
It was Xie Xingxing sitting in the passenger seat!
"Clang!" Another loud noise!
The pointed horns penetrated the car door directly and headed towards Xie Xingxing's ribs! Fortunately, Xie Xingxing was frightened just now and sat in a relatively low position and almost stuck to Xie Liqiang's body, so he gave the horns quite large.
In the buffer space, when the horns were about to touch Xie Xingxing's body, the ox head was finally blocked by the car door.
However, this time Xie Xingxing did not scream, but just stared at the horns that were about to pierce into his ribs with fear. This girl was completely scared.
The big black bull did not stop, but ran forward quickly in the car!
The heavy Passat was actually driven by the rammed goods and kept moving across the road, and was about to fall below the roadbed. Under the roadbed was the frozen Xiaoqing River!
"Quick! Jump the car!"
Xie Liqiang yelled wildly, and opened the car door and took a step. Xie Xingxing finally understood that the girl was hunched, took a step from the passenger seat to the driver's seat, and then jumped to the ground with one step.
Fortunately, the car was not moving too fast on the road, so the two of them finally got out of the car safely. Dahei Niu saw that the people in the car had gotten out of the car, and no longer competed with the car, but pulled it out suddenly.
He came out of his horns and forced himself towards the two of them!
Xie Liqiang and Xie Xingxing looked at the big black bull who was pushing towards them with his head lowered, and his soul flew away!
The horns of the big black bull can even penetrate Passat's iron sheet. If they stab their flesh and blood, they will definitely be dismantled and stained with blood on the spot!
The two of them were shocked and didn't care about the car anymore. They spread their feet and ran forward along the road, shouting for help while running. Xie Xingxing was wearing high heels and ran slowly. So Xun directly threw the high heels off and barefoot.
Running forward, I didn't care that my tender little feet were hurt by the sand and gravel on the road.
However, it is winter now, and the Spring Festival is approaching. There is no way to survive in the fields, and most of the units are on holiday, so few people go out early.
Therefore, although Xie Liqiang and his two yelled, they did not meet a single person!
Fortunately, although the big black bull was fierce, he was not a carnivore after all. He didn't think of Xie Liqiang and the other two as a delicious meal. It just wanted to teach these two people a lesson. Who asked them to disturb him good things?
Now the big black bull has smashed Xie Liqiang's car to pieces, and his anger has almost come out, so it no longer wants to hurt Xie Liqiang and the others, but it just chased them slowly behind. It's okay.
Tease them and play with it.
The heifer also came to the fun and teased Xie Liqiang and the others with the big black cow.
Looking back at the two fierce bulls getting closer and closer to them, Xie Liqiang and Xie Xingxing didn't even have time to call for help, and they were almost desperate!