The cattle can understand human language. When you don’t believe in spring farming, you go to the fields to see. The old farmer who cultivates the land holds the iron plow behind him, let the ox in front go, and let the ox in front stop, it
Just stop. Let it turn, it turns! It's very obedient!
Unfortunately, farmers now use combined seedlings to cultivate land, and sweep them through the scattered land! Even those scattered land that cannot use large machinery now use hand-held tractors.
No need to plow the land, and no ox carts are gone. Animals like cattle that have accompanied Chinese farmers for thousands of years seem to become like pigs. Since they were born, they have just waited for death to eat and finally turned on the dining table.
A dish. I wonder if this is a tragedy or a charity of happiness?
It's a long way to go, let's talk about the big black cow.
Even ordinary bulls can understand people's words, let alone the fighting bull among the fierce bulls - the big black bull! However, although this guy was very angry about the words of these guys in front of him, he wished he could hit them half to death immediately, but he still
In the end, he did not take action. It was not that this Bodhisattva's heart was in trouble, but that this Bodhisattva had not fully recovered from the motion sickness state. He was really reluctant to move and wanted to have a good rest.
But what the big black bull didn't expect was that it wanted to let go of the humans in front of him, but the humans didn't want to let it go! Someone dared to slap his butt!
"He is a nihilate! You bastards only know that the tiger's butt can't be touched, but they think that the old bull's butt is easy to touch? If you don't give you some great taste, you will be arrogant! Let's go back and let it go!
If you continue to be arrogant, you have to ride on me and shit! Kick you!"
The big black bull was resentful and suddenly raised his hind legs, kicking the guy who slapped his butt in the chest without looking back!
The guy who just photographed the big black bull was named Meng Zhi, and he was nicknamed Mengzi. Because the locals pronounced "Zhi" and "Zi" are similar, he also has a nickname called "Mencius", also called "Meng Lao Fuzi".
Although the big black bull seems ordinary at this moment, he sees strength in the ordinary. If an ordinary person is hit by this moment, his body will definitely fly backwards, and his chest will be broken and his tendons will be broken, and he will not die.
Only half a life left!
Fortunately, Mr. Meng is not an ordinary person, but a patrol special police who is trained all day long! Whether it is the speed of reflection or the ability to resist strikes, it is not comparable to ordinary people! He saw that things were not good, so he suddenly turned his head and tried to avoid the big ones.
The black cow's hoof, but in the end, it didn't hide, and his chest was swept by the cow's hoof as big as a bowl.
Mr. Meng staggered suddenly, sat on the ground, and his chest was also in pain. Fortunately, he was not seriously injured.
Looking at Meng Zhi, who was grinning and sitting on the ground like a woman, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed!
The group of people were tough guys who chewed iron, and no one took this as a matter. Therefore, not only did no one go over and help Mr. Meng up, but they all joked with him.
"I said to Mr. Meng, are you really old? You just made you feel embarrassed at this moment? Have you trained on dogs these days?"
"He hasn't trained himself up to the dog, he has trained himself up to the big black bull."
"You still want to eat its meat? I think it's almost the same as eating your meat!"
A seven-foot special policeman was kicked to the ground by a cow. Meng Zhi couldn't help but feel a little nervous. He blushed. While getting up from the ground, he kept slapping the dust on his butt with his hands, and said embarrassedly: "
You guys laugh! This guy is a bit weird! He has great power and fast movements, making people unable to defend themselves!"
"Tsk, just brag for yourself! No matter how powerful it is, it is still a cow? Could it be that it is still a bull reincarnated?"
Meng Zhi felt a little unhappy. This guy's chest is still so painful! These bastards have been making trouble all the time, so he rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't believe me, just try it!"
"Just try it, what's so great?"
The guy who was talking to Meng Zhi was actually going to provoke the big black bull. However, at this moment, their instructor walked out of the office not far away and shouted at them: "What are you doing?"
!Don’t want to train anymore? I tell you, if the training results do not meet the standards, no one can think of taking the job!"
A group of people grinned, no one dared to speak verbally here, so they quickly ran aside to train. Xiang Hui tied the Niu and drove away in a car. He still had to go on duty.
If this matter passed like this, we would be peaceful. We were so dying. When noon approached, when everyone was training and were about to wash and go to dinner, someone mentioned that Mr. Meng was kicked down by a big black cow.
Keep joking with Mr. Meng about this.
Mr. Meng was a little annoyed by everyone's words, so he said, "I said it a long time ago. If you have the ability, you can try to poke that nylon yourself. Just talk about me here, isn't a big deal?"
Mr. Meng was unhappy and spoke a little violently. When the other guys saw Mr. Meng getting hard, they also became angry and said, "Mr. Meng, don't be dissatisfied. Let's go, I'll knock this down now.
Big stupid bull!"
If you are all young men who die in the sun, wouldn’t it be a joke if you are afraid of a cow?
So, a group of people gathered next to the big black bull again.
The big black cow lay on the ground, squinting his eyes and basking his sun, and slapped his body with his ox tail a few times from time to time. The tampered cow was seriously suspicious whether the heifer who fought with it this morning had cow lice on his body, which infected him.
Otherwise, in this cold weather, without flies or mosquitoes, why would you always feel itchy on your body?
***, in the future, when you encounter such a thing, you must take the cow to the veterinary station for a physical examination! You must not do anything randomly.
The big black bull was squinting his eyes, and suddenly felt a darkness in front of him. He suddenly opened the bull's eyes and took a look. Damn, those stupid humans actually came to him again.
However, the big black bull did not take these people to heart. He just opened the bull's eyes and looked at the guys in front of him, then closed his eyes again. He continued to reminisce about the pleasure of fighting with the heifer this morning! If it weren't for the little one
The cow has cow lice on its body, which is perfect!
Several patrol special police officers couldn't help but feel funny when they saw the big black bull ignoring them. A guy even raised his foot and kicked the big black bull's ribs, shouting: "Idiot! Get up for me!
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The big black beef ribs were in pain, and suddenly stood up from the ground. The big bull's eyes opened again, looking fiercely at the guy who kicked it just now.
"Oh! Big stupid bull, are you not convinced? Someone said you are quite capable? If you have the ability, come and kick me!"
While talking, this guy actually punched the bull's back! He was also angry with Mr. Meng's words just now, otherwise he would not have been so impulsive that he would have been angry with a bull.
He kicked the big black bull just now, but the big black bull did not fight back. He thought that the big black bull would not fight back at this moment. Unexpectedly, his fist just hit the big black bull's back, and he was still waiting.
After taking it back, the big bull suddenly turned around and then hit the guy's chest!
A pair of horns like a scimitar were about to pierce into his chest instantly!
The big black bull's move was very fast and completely beyond this guy's expectations! So when facing the two horns that rushed straight into his chest, he was so stupid that he dodged!
At this critical moment, a loud shout suddenly came from this guy's ear: "Does go!"
Then he felt a big hand push him suddenly! The guy staggered and avoided the big black bull's attack.
Even so, a cow horn pierced the front chest of his training uniform. The cold horn wiped his chest muscles and swept it through, and then emerged from the other side of the training uniform.
When the horns were pulled out of his training uniform, the guy only felt a chill on his chest, from his skin to his heart!
He saw it clearly. In the critical moment, it was Mr. Meng who pushed him away! If it weren't for Mr. Meng, his life would have to be explained!
Because he provoked a cow, he was hit and killed by a cow! How unfair it is to tell this matter! I am afraid that when he arrived at the Hall of Hell, the King of Hell would have to laugh to death after hearing the cause of his death!
"Meng Zhi, thank you!" After a minute, this guy said to Master Meng in a terrifying state. No one dared to laugh at Master Meng this time. They could tell that the big black cow in front of him was a natural monster
Fetal! You cannot consider it based on common sense.
Meng Zhi waved his hand casually and said, "Forget it, forget it, I've said this cow is unusual! It's a bit weird! I think we'd better leave it quickly! It seems like it's going crazy."
It turned out that although Meng Zhi was a little angry, he had suffered a loss after all, and knew that the big black bull was powerful. He was afraid that his companions would be beaten by the big black bull because of underestimating the enemy, so he kept standing.
He can reach his companion if he can reach his hand! If there is an accident, he can also help him quickly.
Unexpectedly, his actions actually saved his companion’s life!
After hearing Meng Zhi's words, everyone turned their eyes from their companions to the Big Hei Niu. When they saw the Big Hei Niu's appearance at this time, they couldn't help but feel scared!
Where did the big black bull look lazy and leisurely before? I saw it keep turning around manic on the ground, and its eyes widened even wider, and it began to gradually become congested, and its fierce eyes kept sweeping everyone.
I swept around and seemed to want to make all the people in front of me feel cold! The two cows' noses kept shaking, and they were breathing!
Although it was almost noon and the weather temperature had risen, as the heavy breathing of the tampered goods, clusters of white mist continued to spew out from its nostrils!
He took this guy to the Journey to the West crew and let him play the role of the Bull Demon King who has recovered his original form, and he is absolutely competent!
"Oh my god. Where did that bastard Xiang Hui get such a monster from? This is not a cow, it is even more scary than a tiger!"
"Xiao Li, are you planning to eat it? Are you planning to send it to the Tuji Beef Restaurant?"
"Grass, hurry up and get out of your eggs, as far as you can!"
"Go away, go away, stop talking! This guy is going to be crazy!"
Everyone was frightened to see it and no longer dared to provoke the big black bull, and they all discussed leaving.
However, what these guys didn't expect was that the big black bull's temper had been ignited by them! It would not be so easy to calm it down!