Li Mulin rolled his eyes speechlessly and said to himself: "Your scale is just like a roller that is pressed by you, just send it to the old man for him to touch it. Cough cough, that's still something to touch, don't touch it.
Well, he is small, but no matter how small it is, he is still a breast." But he couldn't say that. He curled his lips and said, "Don't worry, I'm not interested in the crater!"
Yang Nishi was so angry that she was so angry that she could not bear it when she scolded her Princess Taiping, but Li Mulin, the bastard, actually called her a bullet crater! It was like Ba Geya's road to not wanting to live anymore!
"Okay, if you have the ability, you have to get Yi Xiaoyue's phone number. I, I will be your follower for a month!" Yang Nishi became angry.
"Trade!" Li Mulin laughed wildly in his heart. Last time he met Yi Xiaoyue, he took the initiative to deliver things to him, but he didn't even want them. Now he just went to ask for a phone number, so it was definitely not difficult.
"Those who want to deduct credits, but those who don't want to graduate will continue to block the classroom!" Finally, Lin Xinkang used his killer weapon.
This move is ruthless. Isn’t it just that I want a diploma when I go to college? When I heard Lin Xinkang say that I would deduct credits, the wolves were reluctant to leave, but they still moved to their seats helplessly.
Some people look back three times in one step. The touching scenes and the funny behaviors are really not something that can be done by outsiders.
"Okay, Xiaoyue, you can come in." Everyone made a vacancy and Yi Xiaoyue finally walked to the podium. At this time, she was already being torn by the wolves, but even if she was not dressed, everyone still felt beautiful.
, This is the privilege of beauty. If a beauty says swearing, it is called a hot girl, an ugly woman says swearing, it is called a shrew, a beautiful woman wearing stockings, it is called sexy, an ugly woman wearing stockings, it is called vomiting, even if a beauty farts, it is still fragrant, and ugly
Even if a woman farts, it will be stinky. Although this logic is fucked, if you dare to object, someone will surely crush your balls.
Yang Nishi looked at Li Mulin who looked at Yi Xiaoyue with a vulgar face, and immediately said to Zeng Shiqing beside him: "Shishi, you want to be a notary for me. If this hooligan loses, he will
I have to be my follower for two months!”
Zeng Shiqing whispered: "What if Ni Ni loses?"
"If you lose, I will be his follower!" Yang Nizi said gritting his teeth.
"But what if he asks you to serve in bed?" Zeng Shiqing was also naughty, but she was not as stingy as Yang Nishi. Seeing that Yang Nishi was so angry that her red hair was about to stand upside down, she went to Yang Nishi with her red hair, so she said to Yang Nishi
A joke started.
After looking at Li Mulin again, Yang Yang Nishi clenched her fists tightly and said word by word: "If he can get the phone number, even if he asks me to serve him, I will go!"
As soon as Yang Nishi finished speaking, Yi Xiaoyue on the podium suddenly found Li Mulin looking at her smilingly. She suddenly shouted excitedly: "You are Brother Li Mu!"
"Ahem, I'm your department director." Although the position of department director is of no use to Li Mulin, it must be very cool to say it now. After all, ordinary department directors are bald old men, and Li
Mu Lin is a real handsome guy.
"Ah, is it true? Brother Li Mu, you are so awesome. Dad said you will take care of me in the future, right?" Yi Xiaoyue looked at Li Mulin sweetly.
After hearing Yi Xiaoyue's words, all the boys were squirting blood. Damn, don't you already have Snow White? Why do you have to occupy the pot while eating the bowl? Do you want to live?
The girls all got goose bumps, except Yang Nishi. They said they wanted to take care of others. Isn’t it easy to get a phone number?
"Ni Ni, what did you say just now?" Zeng Shiqing looked at Yang Nizi with a funny face.
Yang Nishi was frozen there like a statue at this time.
It was not until half a day later that he stomped his feet in depression and cursed: "Does this hooligan family plant peach trees?"
Zeng Shiqing asked with confusion when she heard this, "Ni Ni, what does this matter?"
"If his family didn't plant peach trees, why would people fall into the peach blossom pile? There will be beautiful girls coming up everywhere they go? It's so outrageous. I'm so angry that my aunt is so angry!" Yang Nizi's mouth was so pouting that she could hang a dozen people.
Soy sauce bottle.
"Ni Ni, the one you just said..." Zeng Shiqing reminded.
"Did I say something just now? I didn't say anything, didn't I?" Yang Niqi put his hand on Zeng Shiqing's slim waist and said threateningly.
Zeng Shiqing had to nodded quickly, "Yes, yes, you never said that even if he asked you to go to bed, you would go!"
"Shishi, I beg you, you have to tell him about this. I can only be sisters with you in the next life," Yang Nishi said with a bitter face.
Without any suspense, Yi Xiaoyue's phone number was about to arrive. Li Mulin waved his hand proudly at Yang Nishi, while Yang Nishi pretended not to see it.
Then Zeng Shiqing and others started to attend classes, so Li Mulin naturally couldn't go to the class bored, so he started to browse the campus and met Wang Xue, the Minister of Human Resources, on the way.
Since the beautiful incident with Li Mulin, Li Mulin's appearance has always flashed in Wang Xue's mind, so she always hides from Li Mulin intentionally or unintentionally. It was not until Li Mulin was fired that Li Mulin's shadow was
Slowly faded into her mind, but unexpectedly, just a few days later, Li Mulin returned to the college. When she saw Li Mulin, she wanted to pretend that she hadn't seen, but the more she was
She wanted to pretend that she didn't see it, and finally she mustered up the courage and looked at Li Mulin.
"Hello, hello." Two red glows appeared on Wang Xue's face, and she greeted Li Mulin in a mosquito-like voice.
Li Mulin knew that Wang Xue was still insulting her, so she said, "Actually, you don't have to care about the last incident. Since everyone knows that it was an accident, let it go like this."
Wang Xue was already embarrassed enough, and Li Mulin didn't open any pots to carry any pots, which made Wang Xue at a loss for a moment.
"I, I know." Finally, Wang Xue mustered up the courage to walk over Li Mulin.
Well, I have to emphasize again, Li Mulin is really a shameless bastard. Damn that's the first time he has been to me. Just say that it was an accident and let others not take it to heart? Damn if you are on the road
A woman who suddenly jumped out of QJ and took the first time away. Will you not take it to your heart? (Li Mulin: Well, if that was a beauty, I really wouldn't take it to my heart.)
However, looking at Wang Xue's reaction, I can only say one thing, Li Mulin is the most awesome QJ criminal in history!
Not only did QJ not go to jail, he also told others that this is an accident, don’t take it to heart.
Girls, you can imagine, if one day you are walking on the road and suddenly someone jumps out and gives you XXOO, after the matter is done, he will say to you, this is all an accident, don't take it to your heart, that will be