"Uh... Okay," Li Mulin said with some embarrassment. Originally, he wanted to torture the telephone pole next to him and install B by the way, but he didn't expect that Snow White actually said that if he lost, he would support her, so Li Mulin asked
Mulin was very confused. If he won, Snow White would definitely be very happy and maybe give her a kiss or something. But if he lost, he would have to raise Snow White. This was a great good thing for Li Mulin.
, raise her? Ahem, Li Mulin thought of the scenes often shown on TV:
The male and female protagonists hug each other affectionately.
The heroine said: "Then you have to support me"
Then the actor replied: "I will support you for the rest of my life."
And then... nothing happened anymore, what are you bad perverts thinking!
"Haha, Shishi, where did you find the bean sprouts? You still want to compete with Wang Kai. Don't you know that Wang Kai is the little Bolt of our college? Please obediently hand over your meal card." Yang Ni
Niu hugged her obviously malnourished but somewhat curved chest and said with a smile.
"Take it! Huh!" Zeng Shiqing pouted, took out a meal card from his jeans, threw it to Yang Nixin, then turned around and left.
"Hey, I'm talking about Shishi, don't say I'm unjust. The rule of our college is that girls can't help girls." Yang Nixun waved Zeng Shiqing's meal card and said with a proud smile.
Although this rule is completely unreasonable, it is agreed by the majority of people. Therefore, in this society where the minority obeys the majority, the unreasonable becomes reasonable.
Seeing the angry Snow White walking away, Li Mulin chased after her dumbly. He didn't take Yang Nixing's ridicule seriously at all. Only that kind of idiot would want to prove himself crazily after being laughed at by others.
After all, he is a god, but meeting ordinary people would be too demeaning.
"Hey, beauty, didn't you say you wanted me to raise you? Why did you leave?" Li Mulin caught up with Snow White and walked side by side with her.
Zeng Shiqing suddenly turned his head, pulled his baby face, and cursed: "Go to hell!" He punched Li Mulin twice on the chest, then turned around and left.
"Shishi, I'll treat you to dinner in the next two weeks." Little Bolt Wang Kai caught up with Zeng Shiqing who had walked away in just a few steps, with a charming smile on his handsome face.
Wang Kai is not only tall, but also very handsome. There are more than Qianhe who are fascinated by him, but he is still single. The reason is very simple, because he likes Zeng Shiqing, but Zeng Shiqing is
She is famous for her love of ambiguity, but she just won't be the boss of your girlfriend.
Wang Kai suddenly came over, which immediately made Li Mulin unhappy. He even flirted with his sister in front of him. It was obvious that he wanted to get a stick!
Li Mulin stepped in front of Zeng Shiqing and coughed: "Hey, kid, do you understand that first come, first served?"
Seeing Li Mulin and Wang Kai standing in front of him, who was a head shorter than him, he immediately became happy. He clenched his fist in a joking manner and said, "Old friend, do you know what a fist as big as a casserole is?"
Wang Kai, who is 1.88 meters tall, has fists as big as a baby's head. It is no exaggeration to say that his fists are as big as a casserole. On the other hand, Li Mulin, who is 1.73 meters tall, is not short, but when he met Wang Kai, he suddenly
The child is made extremely small.
Li Mulin suddenly showed an expression of astonishment. Damn it, you, an ordinary person, dare to show the size of your fist with a god who is a god. Isn't this an old man who has hanged himself and is looking for death?
Just when Li Mulin was thinking about whether he should use a left hook, a right hook, or a monkey-stealing peach move to teach this ignorant telegraph pole a lesson, Zeng Shiqing suddenly shouted: "If you want to fight, get out of the way, don't
Block my way!" After saying that, he pushed the two people away and walked through the gap between the two people. He never looked at the two people again, leaving only a head of flowing white hair swinging behind his head.
Li Mulin was in a trance for a while, and couldn't help but secretly admired. He expressed that he was very satisfied with his goal this time.
Now that Snow White has gone, Li Mulin naturally has no interest in picking up the telephone pole anymore. He shook his head helplessly and left. He did not go after Zeng Shiqing. Today is the eighth time he has been unlucky. I miss him so handsome and charming.
The suave beauty Terminator Li Mulin actually angered Snow White as soon as she made a move. Li Mulin said that the memories passed down from those seven prostitutes were not enough.
"Old friend, don't think about old cows eating young grass, be careful of stuffing your teeth!" Wang Kai whispered behind Li Mulin.
The old man Li Mulin still didn't know the meaning of the telephone pole, which was to keep him away from Snow White. In response to this threat, Li Mulin just smiled back. When you die, maybe I can control seven girls in one night.
And not fall down.
After having nothing to do all morning, Li Mulin walked around the campus and looked at the various beauties on campus, which was an extremely joyful thing.
Einstein once said that when you sit on the stove, a second feels too long, and if you are riding on a beautiful woman, a day feels short (ahem, the premise is that you can hold on for a day, as for you
Is it ok? Anyway, the little bad guy can’t do it).
So, before I knew it, it was afternoon.
At this time, a bald little old man was sitting in an inconspicuous corner on the outer edge of the college garden. He held a nearly burned-out incense stick between his index and middle fingers. His two small eyes kept glancing from the flowers.
Looks extremely vulgar.
Li Mulin followed the little old man's gaze and saw a pair of lovers hiding behind the flowers having a wild fight (KISS, don't think about it).
The little old man's eyes were shining brightly, and he didn't even notice that the cigarette had burned to the end. It wasn't until there was a roaring sound between his fingers that he threw away the cigarette in pain. During this process, his eyes never left.
Flower bush.
No wonder he could only be a counselor despite his age. Seeing this little old man's pursuit, Li Mulin suddenly understood.
"Ahem, brother, lend me a hand," Li Mulin patted the little old man on the shoulder and said.
The sudden sound suddenly made the little old man jump. He quickly wiped the scratches from the corner of his mouth and then turned around with a calm look on his face.
When he saw Li Mulin's face, which was only 22 or 23 years old, he immediately felt relieved: "What's the matter with this classmate?"
"Borrow me a fire," Li Mulin said to the little old man, holding a cigarette that came out of nowhere in his hand.
When the little old man heard this, he frowned and said seriously: "Classmate, don't you know that smoking is not allowed in our college?"
"The teacher is also not allowed?" Li Mulin asked doubtfully.
"The teacher doesn't allow it either!" the little old man said sternly.
Li Mulin laughed immediately after hearing this. He shook his head pretending to be helpless, and then casually inserted the cigarette in his hand into the little old man's slightly yellowed shirt pocket. It happened to be inserted into the cigarette case in the little old man's shirt pocket.
Li Mulin took this cigarette from the little old man's pocket when he wasn't paying attention.
"Since smoking is not allowed, let's discuss something." Li Mulin waved his hand.
"What's the matter?" The little old man felt guilty. After all, he had just lied and was caught. However, seeing that Li Mulin had no intention of exposing him, he pretended not to know.
Li Mulin saw that the little old man was very cooperative and said, "Please ask for leave or something."
"Why should I ask for leave?" The little old man was a little confused.
"Because you are sick and need to be hospitalized"
The little old man suddenly said angrily: "I'm sick. Even if I am sick, I don't need to be hospitalized. I think you are a good young man, but you are nervous when you talk. Go to study and don't look around here."
!" After the little old man finished speaking, he straightened his clothes and left in a decent manner.
But he had just walked less than two meters when he felt a sudden sharp pain in his ankle. He turned his face angrily, but only saw Li Mulin's retreating back, which was already dozens of meters away from him.
The little old man originally thought that Li Mulin was attacking him, but Li Mulin was obviously far away from him. Although he had suspicions, there was no evidence. The little old man had to turn his head angrily and wanted to continue walking, but found that his ankles were in extreme pain and he could not touch the ground at all.
, he stepped on the ground tentatively, and suddenly he broke out in cold sweat and screamed in pain.
In desperation, the little old man had to call 120 first, and then the principal. Then he sat down and waited for the ambulance.
Less than ten minutes after Li Mulin walked out, he received a strange call. He smiled and took out his cell phone and answered it.
An old but sturdy voice came from the phone: "Hello, are you the new counselor Li Mulin? I am the dean of the Academic Affairs Department of University D."
"I am" Li Mulin said.
"Oh, Mr. Lin Xinkang, the counselor of Class 3 of the Department of Economics and Management, is sick and needs to be hospitalized. From today until Teacher Lin Xinkang is discharged from the hospital, you will act as the counselor of Class 3 of the Department of Accountancy."
"OK" Li Mulin happily hung up the phone, and then threw a few pebbles in his hand into the flowers nearby.
Little did he know that a man and a woman were shouting and cursing from the flowers.
Man: "Fuck, who will beat my balls?"
Woman: "Honey, are you okay?"
Li Mulin suddenly sweated, touched his nose, and ran away.