"I'm still talking!" Ling Xiaoya gave Niu Bi a blank look: "Then Jesus will suddenly go crazy because of yours! Judging from their oral statements, it seemed that Jesus suddenly felt an uncontrollable fire in his body, and there was a peach blossom fragrance at that time. If you did this to Jesus, you would be embarrassed to come here to roar in the court. It's so inappropriate."
"Uh? Hehe...you know everything!" Niu Bi smiled dryly.
Ling Xiaoya rolled her eyes: "It happened in the western suburbs. I am not a fool, I can think of it with my fingers."
Seeing that his conspiracy broke, Niu Bi had to sigh and said, "Wife, I can't do anything about it! This ghost suddenly broke into the Peach Blossom Land three days ago, and claimed that he was reincarnated by Jesus. He was taught a lesson by me and got out of the Peach Blossom Land. Unexpectedly, he pretended to be a charlatan at the foot of the mountain to cheat people of money. This was simply not taking me seriously. I just taught him a little and gave him a little memory. But I didn't expect you to let him go so early, take him and go to my place to act a charlatan."
"Oh?" Ling Xiaoya looked at Niu Bi, frowned slightly, and said, "According to what you said, that Jesus is definitely not simple."
"The strength is OK, much better than the people I have seen, and about ten old man Yan is not his opponent," Niu Bi said.
"What!?" Ling Xiaoya was shocked: "Ten Yan Wudi are not Jesus' opponents? Could it be that Jesus is really Jesus' reincarnation?"
"Tsk! And Jesus is reincarnated! He was just a brain problem. He even said that I was reincarnated by God, such a mentally ill person... Forget it, I think I will go back and destroy others' humanity, so as not to always pretend to be a god and deceive people." After Niu Bi said that, he was about to go back and destroy Jesus' humanity.
"Don't mess around." Ling Xiaoya grabbed Niu Bi's wrist and said coquettishly: "Honey, don't be so impulsive when doing things, can't you plan and then move?"
"After planning, move? You don't know what I hate most about using my brain. It's my style to go straight and speak with my fists." Niu Bi punched the air. On the balcony a few meters away, a sparrow that was enjoying the cool air was suddenly hit by Niu Bi's fist wind. His head fell on the spot and fell to the ground, and he was burping.
Seeing Niu Bi cruelly killing the little sparrow, Ling Xiaoya sighed helplessly: "Honey, it's okay if you kill the Western devils, why do you want to kill even the poor little sparrow?"
Niu Bi laughed dryly and said, "This... I didn't mean it, I just... forget it, I can't rebirth after death, look at me."
As he said that, Niu Bi walked to the window and looked at the sparrow that was motionless on the ground. He opened his hand and sucked it. The sparrow's corpse was immediately sucked in the palm of his hand. Looking at the sparrow, the corpse had become stiff. Ling Xiaoya looked at Niu Bi in surprise and asked, "Husband, can you really resurrect it?"
"I'm sorry, please." Niu Bi's hand holding the sparrow suddenly flashed with a white light. In just a moment, the dead sparrow suddenly opened her eyes, then flapped her wings and flew out of the window.
Ling Xiaoya was stunned.
Seeing this, Niu Bi smiled and said, "Wife, isn't your husband very powerful?"
Ling Xiaoya turned her head and looked at Niu Bi. After a long time, she spit out two words from her mouth: "Husband..."
"Ah? What's wrong?" Niu Bi's face was filled with a smile, waiting for Ling Xiaoya to throw the words of worship on her.
Ling Xiaoya's face was filled with a look of surprise: "Are you still human?"
Niu Bi is pounced on the street...
After returning from Ling Xiaoya’s depression, Niu Bi looked at Jesus at the foot of the mountain. Yes, that happened yesterday, but there was no one looking for him today. I guess he was afraid that Jesus would suddenly become crazy and turn their delicate little chrysanthemums into sunflowers.
However, Niu Bi can't let him stay at the foot of the mountain all the time. This is not a solution. However, if you destroy others humanely, you feel it is not worth it. Niu Bi is not a murderer. You won't kill your whole family if you don't like you, unless someone takes the initiative to provoke Niu Bi, such as the knights of Byzantine, all hit the mountain gate. If Niu Bi doesn't fight back fiercely, others will think he's easy to bully!
"Get in!" There was no way for a while. Niu Bi planned to call Jesus in and ask him what he wanted?
When Jesus heard Niu Bi's roar, his face showed joy. He immediately put on his clothes and walked into the Peach Blossom Land with great devotion.
As soon as Jesus came in, he saw Niu Bi's face full of blue, but he turned a blind eye. Instead, he knelt down respectfully, kissed Niu Bi's shoes, and said piously: "God, who knows and omnipotent, Jesus, your most loyal believer, pays the highest respect to you."
Niu Bi has become accustomed to the gift of kissing Jesus. Besides, it’s just shoes, not his toes. Let’s kiss you!
"Hmph!" Niu Bi snorted coldly and said, "Jesus, what do you want to do?"
Jesus still knelt before Niu Bi and said, "God, who knows and omnipotently, Jesus, your most devout believer, will naturally always wait by God and wait for your orders."
Niu Bi sniffed and sneered: "So, what am I asking you to do? You will do it without hesitation?"
"Of course!" Jesus said seriously: "God, who knows and omnipotent, your command is the direction Jesus goes."
"Okay!" Niu Bi smiled: "I've been unhappy with the President of the United States recently. Go and kill the President of the United States and come to see me with his head."
Niu Bi thought that when Jesus heard this news, he would be shocked on the spot and refused. In this case, he would have reason to drive Jesus away because Jesus did not obey God's commands. What's the use of God's desire?
But Niu Bi thought it very well. Unexpectedly, Jesus stood up on the spot, drew a cross on his chest with his right hand, his face full of hideousness, and his spit was flying: "The evil President of the United States actually caused God to be angry. The sins are unforgivable. God who knows the omnipotent is to calm down. Jesus, your most devout believer, will take the head of the President of the United States and let God vent his anger."
After giving up this sentence, Jesus left the Peach Blossom Land, his whole body flashed with golden light, his body flew into the sky, and disappeared into the sky like lightning, leaving Niu Bi in place, stunned.
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"What!?" When Niu Bi returned to the back mountain and told the girls about the incident, the girls immediately exclaimed.
"Then Jesus isn't really a lunatic, right?" Zhang Xiaoyu was the first to express his incredible belief.
The girls also looked different and didn't believe that Jesus really went to kill the US president.
"Husband..." Monroe said: "It's all time to wait for the progress of things. If Jesus does not have that ability or dares to leave at all, he will leave. That's exactly what his husband expects. If on the contrary, Jesus really kills the President of the United States, the husband should try not to let anyone know that this matter was secretly instructed by your husband, otherwise, according to the rules of this world, I'm afraid that the husband will be attacked by the crowd."
Monroe and the others have learned a little about the general trend of the world through relatively systematic learning. It is just because they don’t understand the myths and religious figures of this world, so they didn’t react when they heard the name Jesus a few days ago. However, the US President, they all know that they are the highest officials of the world’s strongest economic and military countries today. If the US President is killed, it will definitely cause world turmoil.
After listening to Monroe's analysis, Niu Bi nodded: "Don't worry, husband is not that stupid, hum! Even if the whole world knows it, what if it is really known? With husband's strength, plus you, you beloved wife, I don't believe anyone in the world can compete with us."
Niu Bi's domineering words made all the girls smile, especially Long Haiwei, who clenched her fists with both hands and said excitedly: "Husband, it doesn't matter if it is really attacked by the whole world. We will destroy them all with our husband."
Long Haiwei is not talking about killing, but elimination. The meanings of these two words are completely different. It seems that Long Haiwei really doesn't take the power of this world seriously, but even if she takes it seriously, Long Haiwei will not be afraid. Fighting is her biggest hobby. She has been here on Earth for a while. Although she lives happily every day, she still makes Long Haiwei feel a little uncomfortable. Now that she has the opportunity, Long Haiwei certainly hopes to show off her skills, even if she is warmed up.
Seeing Long Haiwei's fighting spirit, Niu Bi smiled slightly: "Don't worry, if there is really this day, I'll make you happy."
"Hehe, thank you husband." Long Haiwei shivered excitedly and muttered: "Come and hit us quickly! I can't wait."
The girls sweated secretly and told Long Haiwei that Yali was very big.
No matter what, Niu Bi never expected that the next morning, while having breakfast with her family, the morning news on TV suddenly interjected a piece of news.
The female host with a dignified and beautiful appearance was immediately shocked with a press release she had just handed over, and then broadcast a report to the TV camera with a serious face: "Now, an emergency news is inserted. At 3:55 am yesterday, Beijing time, the US president was suddenly assassinated by a mysterious figure while dining. His head was cut off by an unknown sharp blade and taken away by the murderer. He successfully escaped. At present, senior military and political officials in the United States expressed indignation about this matter and issued an order to catch the murderer and crack down on terrorism."
"The US President is dead!" Everyone was shocked when they saw this news. When they heard that the US President could not find his head, Niu Bi and the girls immediately thought of Jesus. The eyes of everyone collided in the air, which was very complicated.
When Niu Xin saw this news, he immediately laughed: "Die well, die well! It makes you always arrogant in the United States, and you are now suffering retribution!"
Ma Min also smiled: "It's a tragic death. I wonder what the criminals did to cut off the head of the US president?"
Niu Bi laughed and said, "Is that still necessary?"
Everyone looked at Niu Bi's face, and Wu Nan asked, "Bibi, do you know?"
Niu Bi raised her eyebrows proudly and said, "Of course I know."
"So tell me, why did the criminal cut off the head of the US president and take it away?" Niu Xin asked.
In the puzzled eyes of everyone, Niu Bi smiled and said, "That must be used as a toilet. Then you pull it and I pull it. I pull it and I pull it and you pull it again..."