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Chapter Twenty-Nine

Chapter 29: Snatch all the red sperm

Wiping the cold sweat on his head, the red sperm had already been released for half of its momentum, and he forced a smile: "Niu Bi, this... just surrender, just surrender! That... my husband's purple ribbon fairy clothes..."

"Oh, the purple sash fairy clothes!" Niu Bi suddenly said, "When I subdued the dark demon dragon, I asked her where the purple sash fairy clothes were? But she said that when she was hiding back then, she once went to a large size and forgot to carry paper on her body. After searching for a long time, the purple sash fairy clothes were around her. She had no choice but to use it to wipe her butt, and now she doesn't know where it is."

fart!

The old face of red sperm was so angry that he wanted to use Fang Tian Huaji to stab Niu Bi in 360,000 holes, then take out a submachine gun and thrust him for an hour, and finally throw a few grenades to kill Niu Bi to the scum...

Seeing Chi Zi's whole body trembling with anger, Niu Bi smiled and spread her hands: "Old crazy man, this is nothing to do with me. Who made the dark demon dragon so forgetful? You said that it was such a big deal to go to the toilet, how could you forget to bring paper? Alas! A bloody lesson! I have criticized her about this, and she also humbly accepted the criticism, saying that she must remember to bring paper when going to the toilet in the future. Hey? What's wrong with you? Why did you roll your eyes? Oh! You foam at your mouth, what are you practicing?"

"Angry...it's so angry!" Chi Sperm was spraying white foam in her mouth, and she was trembling and was about to fight with Niu Bi.

Niu Bi blew casually, and the red sperm suddenly flew backwards like a strong typhoon. He flew five or six meters in the air, and finally fell into the canal. He caught off guard and drank seven or eight sips of water.

"Cough cough... Help... I don't know how to water... Gulu... Gulu..." Red sperm struggled wildly in the water, and gradually sank to the bottom of the water.

"Uh..." Niu Bi was stunned and leaned: "Is this old madman really not good at water, right?"

In fact, it can be understood from the name of Red Sperm. Red means red, and red means fire. In other words, Red Sperm is an expert in transforming into a fire. However, when encountering water, it is a big trouble. At this time, Red Sperm was sealed by Niu Bi's entire body of magic power, and it became the same as that of ordinary people. In addition, he could not swim in water. If no one saved him, he would probably become the first Daluo Jinxian drowned in water in a while.

In the future, in the legend of immortals, gods and demons, there will be an extra Daluo Golden Immortal Red Sperm drowned by the water because she cannot swim and dies of depression.

Niu Bi has no intention of drowning Chi Sperm. After all, this Chi Sperm is quite kind to him. If it weren't for Chi Sperm, he wouldn't have gotten the ring to open the dream space, and there wouldn't be any future encounters. In terms of emotion and reason, Niu Bi could not watch Chi Sperm die in front of him.

Niu Bi raised his hand and pointed it and picked it up. He saw the body of red sperm suddenly jumping out from under the water, as if it was being held, slowly falling from the air to the ground.

At this time, Chi Jinzi had already fallen into fainting because she had drunk a lot of water. Niu Bi immediately put Chi Jinzi's body flat on the ground, then walked to Chi Jinzi, and kicked her big feet on Chi Jinzi's round belly.

"Puff--" A sip of water spurted out of Chi Sperm's mouth. As the sound of coughing, Chi Sperm slowly opened her eyes and saw Niu Bi's hateful smiling face at first sight.

"Old madman, you are a Daluo Golden Immortal after all, and you can't even swim. Fortunately, I'm here today, otherwise if it's spread in the future, you old guy will definitely be laughed at by someone."

Chi Zi coughed a few more times, spit out a few sips of water, and said angrily: "Boy, if you have the ability to untie my seal, let's fight alone!"

"One-on-one fight? Old madman, do you think you can beat me?" Niu Bi said with a blunt smile.

"You can kill a soldier, not be humiliated! I will fight you today!" Chi Jingzi was so angry that he was a little mentally ill. With his old arms and legs, he jumped up from the ground and punched Niu Bi's face.

Niu Bi turned his head easily, and took advantage of Chi Jizi's inertia rushing forward because of all his strength, and he raised his foot and tripped him. As a result, Chi Jizi came to eat shit on the spot, and then fainted again because his head hit the ground.

"Uh..." Niu Bi looked at the red sperm with stars on her head and shook her head helplessly: "It's useless! It seems that Yuanshi Tianzun's disciple is not very good either!"

Niu Bi bent down and was about to help the red sperm up, but when he touched the red sperm, he couldn't help but exclaim, and then he took out a Sumeru bag from the red sperm. After opening it, Niu Bi was shocked because he actually saw countless innate spiritual treasures that shocked him, and even innate treasures.

"My Tai Chi diagram... the original Pangu banner... the Zhuxian Sword of the Heavenly Heaven... Damn! There is actually my Donghuang Bell! What is this? Hunyuan Jin Dou... Qiankun Ruler... Golden Dragon Scissors... the Earth Flame Light Flag..."

The more Niu Bi looked, the brighter his eyes became. With his eyesight, of course he could see that these things were all fake goods. It is estimated that if they were used once or twice, they would be damaged twice or three times. However, these things can really exert the power of real treasures. For example, the copycat Tai Chi diagram can really suppress chaos and reshape the earth, water, wind and fire, but they can only be used once, but only once is enough. After all, they can exert the power of innate treasures!

"Send it! Send it! I sent it!" Niu Bi was like a robber, putting all the spiritual treasures in the Sumeru bag into his own storage space. Such a good baby is more safe to put into the space formed by his own magic power. As for the inventory, Niu Bi was also afraid that it would disappear one day. To be safe, he did not use the inventory this time.

After Niu Bi packed everything up, he still dissatisfied the red sperm and tried to find a few useful good things from it. It really paid off. Niu Bi took out the Yin-Yang Mirror from Chi Jue, the two innate spiritual treasures given to Chi Jue by Yuanshi Tianzun, plus the purple sash fairy clothes. All the three spiritual treasures on Chi Jue were stripped clean by Niu Bi. In addition, Niu Bi also obtained several bottles of spiritual pills, all of which were good-grade acquired high-level spiritual pills, and all of them were in Niu Bi's small treasury.

Finally, seeing that Chi Jingzi had nothing else on her body, Niu Bi was still unsatisfied with stuffing Chi Jingzi's Taoist robe into the inventory. This Taoist robe is also a good spiritual treasure with good defense. If it is placed in a dream space, it is also a top-level artifact level. Niu Bi, based on the guiding idea of ​​killing mistakes but not letting go, Chi Jingzi has completely turned into a pig.

Looking at the red sperm with bare butt, Niu Bi tsk: "I didn't expect that the old guy is not young and his skin is quite white! If I were seen by my general Fei Ji, my then-best general, maybe I could see a good show of love, hehe..."

The red sperm in the coma suddenly shivered and got goosebumps.

After removing the red sperm, Niu Bi selflessly gave a sheet for the sake of social harmony and atmosphere, wrapped the red sperm tightly, and finally shot out a sun true fire to absorb the red sperm. The red sperm was originally the fire sperm, absorbing the advanced sun true fire, and soon recovered its vitality and slowly opened its eyes.

When he woke up again, Chi Jingzi learned his lesson. When he saw Niu Bi's smiling face that deserved a beating, he said nothing, but just looked at him with resentful eyes, just looked at him, and kept looking at him until he felt embarrassed to look at Niu Bi and touched his face: "Hey, there is nothing on my face, right?"

Chi Jingzi didn't speak, but still looked at Niu Bi with resentment.

Niu Bi shivered, damn! This old guy isn't really a gay friend, right? Then I'm losing a lot?

Niu Bi glared: "Look again! Look again and dig your eyes off!"

The threat of blindness was very effective. Chi Jing lowered her head resentfully, but when he saw that the Taoist robe on his body had been replaced with a bed sheet, he could not continue to remain silent and shouted: "Ah! Where is my Taoist robe!"

Chi Jingzi stood up quickly and saw that the bed sheet was left on her body. She was shocked and turned her head to look at Niu Bi, and said angrily: "Where have you taken my Taoist robe? And my magic weapon!"

"What are you arguing! What are you arguing!" Niu Bi cleaned her ears and looked impatient: "You dared to attack me just now, then you are my enemy. Since you are an enemy and have been captured by me, then the things on you are my spoils. Old madman, you have been a golden immortal for so many years, can you show mercy to your enemies? I am worthy of you if I didn't kill you on the spot!"

The red sperm was so angry that his face turned pale after Niu Bi's words, and he pointed at Niu Bi with trembling trembling: "You...you..."

"Don't you, me, mine, I'll give you a free bed sheet! Don't worry! I didn't look at your butt, and I didn't know there was a black mole on your butt." Niu Bi said generously.

Chi Jing vomited blood three times on the spot, and her eyes rolled, and she fainted for the third time today.

This time, Chi Jinzi was really hurt internally. Niu Bi felt a little embarrassed when he saw it, but Niu Bi had no intention of returning the magic weapon. As he said before, after experiencing a cruel world like the prehistoric world, any pity for the enemy does not exist. Chi Jinzi should not have been absolutely necessary and should not have punched Niu Bi in anger. In this way, Chi Jinzi was recognized as Niu Bi's enemy by "common sense". Therefore, after Niu Bi defeated him, Chi Jinzi became a prisoner, and everything in the prisoner, including the captive, belongs to the winner. This is an unwritten rule in the prehistoric world. Even if Chi Jinzi can invite Yuanshi Tianzun to come, Niu Bi will definitely hold his foot. Chi Jinzi was considered a mistake this time and a time of regret.

Originally, if Chi Jingzi had spoken to Niu Bi well from the beginning and lowered his posture, he might have to pay a small price to get his own Zishou Immortal Clothing back, but it was a big deal that he didn't take Niu Bi seriously at the beginning and yelled at Niu Bi, but Niu Bi was unceremoniously blocking his magic power and eventually lost all his property.


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