When Chi Jinzi regained consciousness again, he saw Niu Bi sitting on the ground, using his magic weapon, Water Fire Front to pedicures.
Red sperm almost spit out another mouthful of blood, and said angrily: "Bastard! I actually used my magic weapon to pedicures toes! I will definitely stay with you until I die!"
"Uh..." Niu Bi turned her head and looked at the angry red sperm, smiled and said, "Old madman, have you made a mistake? Now this thing is mine, and it has nothing to do with you."
"You..." The red sperm was speechless, and tears suddenly spilled out of his grief and angry eyes. He knelt on the ground with a thud, hugged Niu Bi's thigh, and cried loudly: "Niu Bi, please let me go! I'm old man
Don’t have any purple sash fairy clothes anymore. Please give me all my treasures back to me! Wow, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Niu Bi: "..."
At this time, Monroe, who had been neglected for a long time, stood up and whispered: "Husband, what you did just now was a bit too much. How can you be so greedy as a human being! Like a robber."
A man who spoke for himself, Chisper suddenly showed grief on his face and cried with sorrow: "I pity my Chisper's parents in the morning, and there were no children, only one of them, but they suffered such grievances. What is the law of heaven? What is the law of heaven?
!”
"The law of heaven?" It would be fine if Chi Jingzi didn't say it. When he said the word "The law of heaven", Niu Bi sneered: "It's well said! Where is the law of heaven? It's unreasonable at all. Where do you want to find a way to go?
?If you want to blame, blame God! It’s God’s unreasonableness!”
"Wow, ahhhh..." Chi Jingzi cried even more sadly, and she was simply heartbroken, which made those who heard it sad and those who saw it cry. The ability of Chi Jingzi to cry was definitely better than Liu Bei in history
The crying man is still very good at being a super movie star. If he goes to the Oscars, he will definitely be fine to win dozens of little gold men.
Niu Bi originally wanted to drive the red sperm down the mountain like this, but the red sperm was so noisy that Niu Bi's head was so big.
"What a cry!" Niu Bi couldn't help it, and finally roared. This roar scared Chi Zi to death on the spot and stopped crying.
Niu Bi took out the Taoist robe of Red Sperm, the Water Fire Finger, and the Purple Snake Fairy Clothes: "I'll give you all these things, but don't want to go back for anything else. This is my biggest concession, if it's you
If you dare to bargain with me again, then don’t want these things!"
Seeing that Niu Bi confiscated his biggest treasure, Yin-Yang Mirror, Chi Jue was heartbroken! But there was no way. Niu Bi is the strong side now, and he has no room for bargaining. Niu Bi can give him water fire and purple skull.
The fairy clothes were already beyond his expectations. Originally, Chi Jinzi thought that Niu Bi would return the Taoist robe to him, but he didn't expect that he would not only return the water firefront, but also return the purple sash fairy clothes to him.
The red sperm was mixed with joy and sorrow. Although he lost the Yin-Yang Glasses, some spiritual pills, and some counterfeit goods, except for the Yin-Yang Glasses that made him feel sad, other things are renewable resources, and it is not a pity to lose them.
"Thank you, fellow Taoist Niu! Thank you, fellow Taoist Niu!" Since you already know that Niu Bi is the quasi-saint's strength, Chi Jingzi dared not call Niu Bi stinky brat anymore, but when he heard Chi Jingzi call her fellow Taoist, Niu Bi sneered: "Fellow Taoist": "Fellow Taoist"
?Even if your master sees me, he is qualified to call me "Fellow Daoist". If you don't call me uncle, you will be cheaper."
Niu Bi's arrogant words immediately aroused Chi Jue's anger. After all, Niu Bi has brought in with Yuanshi Tianzun. As a disciple, it would be strange if Chi Jue is not angry, but seeing Niu Bi's eyes turned cold, Chi
The sperm was as if it had been poured with a basin of cold water, and the anger disappeared immediately. He hurriedly put on the Taoist robe, put away the purple sash fairy clothes and Yin-Yang Glasses, begged Niu Bi to untie his seal, and then he was in disgrace.
Leaving the Peach Blossom Land.
This time, the Red Sperm suffered a great loss, but the saint did not leave the world. Even if Chi Sperm wanted to find Yuanshi Tianzun to help him stand out, Chi Sperm himself could not beat Niu Bi. This time, this mute lost money, Chi Sperm
I really have to vomit blood for three years, but if I don’t do that, I can’t express how much blood he has produced this time.
After Red Sperm left, Monroe looked at Niu Bi with a strange look, and Niu Bi touched her face: "What's wrong? Is there really something on my face?"
Monroe shook her head gently, then walked to Niu Bi, lowered her head, pressed her mouth against Niu Bi's ear, and said softly: "Husband, my wife has discovered it for the first time, it turns out that you are so greedy."
Niu Bi slapped Monroe's fat ass and smiled: "You only know! If you are not greedy for your husband, how could you women be there?"
Monroe stroked the painful buttocks and rolled her eyes charmingly: "Husband, aren't you afraid that you will make too many enemies and will be attacked by groups in the end?"
Niu Bi sneered: "What you are most afraid of for a husband is group attacks. The more you come, the better. Only in this way can you perform your fists and kicks."
With the head of the innate treasure of Donghuang Bell, Niu Bi will be on the body, and once Niu Bi will stop, the ordinary Daluo Jinxian will explode and die on the spot. Even if he is a quasi-saint, he will be seriously injured in just a few strokes. In addition, Dong
The Emperor Bell itself is a sonic attack and is best at group battles. Otherwise, he would not have fought with the two demons Di Jun and the Twelve Ancestor Witches. In the end, the Twelve Ancestor Witches who fought can only rely on self-destruction to kill Dong Huangtai.
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But Monroe didn't know all of these, and still said with some concern: "Husband, be careful to sail the ten thousand years of ship, and although his husband is amazing, father, mother, Aunt Wu and others..."
Monroe didn't continue to say it, but the meaning she was about to express was already very obvious.
Niu Bi was silent for a moment and nodded: "You are right. It seems that I will start to let my family practice some skills, at least to give them the ability to protect themselves."
Monroe looked at Niu Bi and said, "What can you do with your husband?"
After years, Monroe also knew that Niu Xin and the others could not fight monsters and upgrade, nor could they obtain skills through monsters and upgrades. In this way, Niu Bi and Monroe would naturally not be able to pass on their skills to Niu Xin and others.
That's why Niu Bi has been working to improve the physical fitness of his family and improve their safety in terms of ammunition and equipment. However, such improvement is limited after all. When encountering people with high power, such as Yan Wudi, there is no fight back at all.
Power.
But now it’s different. Now Niu Bi has recovered the memory of Donghuang Taiyi and all the memories of the past 99,999 generations. Among these memories, Niu Bi has been practicing immortals with different sects for more than two thousand generations.
Or experience of cultivating the truth, so I can easily come up with several techniques suitable for Niu Xin and others, which is a pity. As for the cultivation method of the true fire of the sun, it is estimated that he is the only one who can practice in the entire universe, unless on the sun star.
Can give birth to new life again.
Niu Bi smiled slightly: "You have your own way for your husband. Don't worry now. When everyone is here tonight, I will announce this."
Seeing Niu Bi's confident face, Meng Lu smiled and sat on Niu Bi's thighs, hooked her hands on Niu Bi's neck, kissed her affectionately, and said softly: "Husband, my wife knows you must have a solution."
Niu Bi smiled slightly, hugged Monroe and kissed her again, and said, "There is a more powerful technique for your husband, which can help you and me improve your strength in love."
Monroe was surprised: "Husband, what kind of martial arts are you talking about?"
"Hehe, happy Zen..."
This is not Niu Bi bragging, but he really will be happy to Zen. The most lustful dual cultivation technique of Buddhism. In Niu Bi's 99,999 generations, he became a monk in one lifetime.
Moreover, because of its outstanding qualifications, it was accepted by the Western Buddhist Buddha as a disciple and passed on the supreme Buddhist teachings of Huanxi Zen to Niu Bi. Unfortunately, because this set of exercises was too lustful, the beauty who practiced Huanxi Zen with Niu Bi
Too many, the chivalrous people in the Central Plains regarded as evil demons and heretics, and were finally besieged to death. They died so frustrated. If Niu Bi was not dead in that life, maybe there would be an extra throne in Buddhism - Happy
messenger.
That night, Yan Wuji was so tired that he had no strength after practicing crazy for a day. When he went back to bed, Niu Bi gathered everyone in the family and announced that from today onwards, he would teach everyone the magic skills of cultivating immortals and strive for the future
Everyone can cultivate to become immortals and live forever.
When Niu Bi was about to teach the magic of immortal cultivation, Niu Xin and others were shocked, but then fell into ecstasy. After all, everyone has a dream of immortality. Now the door to immortality has been opened to them.
It would be strange if you are not excited or ecstatic.
However, while ecstatic, Niu Xin said with some concern: "Bibi, this is not your master's martial arts, right? Didn't you tell Wuji that day that the master's martial arts, even if your family members cannot pass on it, will it be better to pass on it?
?Otherwise your master will abolish your cultivation."
Hearing this, Ma Min, Wu Nan, Wu Yuyan and the others were also extremely frightened and hurriedly said, "This is absolutely not possible!"
Seeing the family's concern for me, Niu Bi smiled slightly and said, "Dad, mom, Aunt Wu, don't worry, this is not my master's technique, but when I was there, I accidentally got it.
You have practiced a basic immortal cultivation technique and will have no effect on me."
Seeing Niu Bi say this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Wu Nan said, "Bi Bi, is this technique difficult to practice? How long does it take to practice to be immortal?"
Niu Bi looked at everyone, thought for a while, and said, "If you add a spiritual pill, and practice hard, you will definitely achieve an immortal body within five hundred years, thus opening the door to immortality."
"Five hundred years..." Everyone felt dizzy.
Niu Bi smiled slightly: "Don't worry, everyone's life span is more than a thousand years now! Besides, our Peach Blossom Land is sufficient, which can further extend everyone's life span and shorten the time for cultivation. Don't worry, we have the most unsuccessful one.
It's time, but since you want to cultivate immortality, you have to let go of everything in the world. This is how it goes! Aunt Wu, Xiaoyu, from tomorrow, you don't go to school, and Sister Ling, don't be a policeman, you're all here
This is what we should do our best to cultivate and become an immortal as soon as possible. At that time, the world is so great that we can go anywhere!”
Wu Nan, Ling Xiaoya, and Zhang Xiaoyu all nodded. The temptation of cultivating immortals is too great. Moreover, since you want to cultivate immortals, there is no need to suppress the secular things, otherwise it will be detrimental to cultivating immortals, but as a result,
A person with a sense of responsibility, Ling Xiaoya said: "Husband, can you give me a few days to deal with the work in the bureau and the problems at home?"
"Yes!" Wu Nan thought of his mother and said with some concern: "Aunt Wu also wants to arrange it."
Niu Bi nodded: "Well, that's OK, then it's a week's limit, it should be enough time!"
Wu Nan and Ling Xiaoya nodded: "Enough."
Zhang Xiaoyu looked at Niu Bi with some concern and said, "Brother Bi, what should I do if my parents, brothers and sister-in-law?"
Niu Bi looked at Zhang Xiaoyu, sighed, and said, "A mortal cultivation is against the will of heaven. If you fail, you will fall into the cycle of reincarnation forever. I am your husband and can still protect you, but Uncle Zhang and the others...
Enjoying the glory and wealth of the world is already considered a blessing.”