Seeing that Niu Bi was getting less and less sensible, Niu Susu twisted Niu Bi's waist hard. Now Niu Bi has a steel body, and this pain is not even tickling. However, he still took care of his eyes and screamed: "Sister, be gentle, be gentle."
"It's like you're still making trouble." Niu Susu blushed and cursed, then let go of her hand.
Niu Bi pretended to rub her waist and laughed, "I'm telling the truth! Sister, how many of us will give birth to in the future? I'll listen to you."
"It's going to die! I'm so embarrassed to say this in front of Xiao'er." Niu Susu wanted to twist Niu Bi again, but Niu Bi took two steps back this time and laughed: "Ling Xiao'er is not an outsider, so she's afraid of anything when she hears it."
"Tsk!" Ling Xiaoer rolled her eyes, took Niu Susu's hand, and said, "Sister, you see it! He will open a dyeing shop if he gives him some color. You have to take care of him in the future. You can't be too spoiled, otherwise you will definitely make a fuss in the future."
Niu Susu smiled and said, "Okay, I will definitely discipline myself in the future."
"Hey, no! Sister, you were actually instigated? I'm so honest, kind-hearted, wholehearted, dedicated to my sister, and unswervingly, and my heartfelt love. Adulter yin wife, you were actually instigated like this. I... I'm not alive anymore." Niu Bi was about to jump off the building and commit suicide.
"Bah!" Niu Susu and Ling Xiaoer both despised Niu Bi's shamelessness. Niu Susu blushed and said angrily: "Who is your adulterer, Yin Wife? If you don't want to live, jump down quickly, no one will stop you."
"Yes, jump quickly, jump quickly, I'm responsible for the camera. When the Internet is posted, the title will be "25 Jumping off the building and commit suicide, suspected of sudden mental illness", which is guaranteed to be popular." Ling Xiaoer laughed with qigong.
Niu Bi trembled all over and pointed at Ling Xiaoer: "The most poisonous woman's heart... the most poisonous woman's heart!"
"You only know! Hurry up, hurry up, I haven't seen anyone jumping off a building even though I've grown up! Today I have to open my eyes and twitch! You're jumping!" Ling Xiaoer took out her phone, turned on the camera function, and smiled lewdly, "Jump quickly!"
Niu Bi sighed to the sky: "Forget it, forgot, although there are no good people in this world, as the last good person in the world, I must cherish my life to influence the bad people in the world and make them wholeheartedly be kind. I am so great."
"Puchi--" Niu Susu and Ling Xiaoer both laughed, Niu Susu said, "You! You know the nonsense, okay, you look at home first, Xiaoer and I will go shopping."
"It's boring for me to be alone. I'll take advantage of this time to clean up the things at home and move all the things I should move over." Niu Bi said.
Niu Susu thought for a while and nodded: "Okay, although there is not much to clean up, there are quite a few clothes. I will go back to clean up after I buy things."
Niu Bi laughed and said, "No, I'm enough by myself. Now it's past nine o'clock. After you buy things, you can cook quickly. I'll come back before dinner."
"Can you do it alone?" Niu Susu asked.
Niu Bi shook her head: "Don't ask men if they can do it, I can do it, don't you know yet! Hehe."
Niu Susu's face turned red, she spat lightly, and took Ling Xiaoer's hand and walked out: "Xiaoer, let's go."
Ling Xiaoer grimaced at Niu Bi, snorted, and went out with Niu Susu happily. Ling Xiaoer was very happy to be a neighbor with Niu Susu in the future.
As soon as Niu Susu and Ling Xiaoer left, Niu Bi also patted her butt and locked the door and left.
When he returned home on the bicycle, Niu Bi immediately started to pack up his things. Although Niu Bi and Niu Susu don’t have much clothes, they included them all year round, and there were two bags left. There were still many fragments left, such as books, photo albums, parents’ relics, etc., all of which had to be packed and taken away. However, Niu Bi, for computers, phones, TVs, etc., was left to Niu Liqun and Niu Yanru. There were all things in the new home, but there was no computer. Niu Bi planned to buy a laptop in a while to sell the computer. Anyway, with his current net worth, he couldn’t buy anything?
In the end, Niu Bi packed a total of five big bags. Niu Bi tried to put the bags into the inventory, but heard a prompt: "There are too many items in the package and there are not enough items. Please clean the inventory."
Upon hearing this news, Niu Bi couldn't help but sigh: "It's true that you can't take any tricks!"
There was no choice but to carry all five burdens on your shoulders. Finally, he looked at his home nostalgically, then pushed his bicycle out.
A strange scene appeared on Yi Jing's street. A young and handsome man was carrying five big bags and riding a 26 bicycle. Walking on the road, the range of the five big bags was too large, not much worse than a car. People on the street looked fresh. Those young men who were jealous of Niu Bi's handsome look were very superior: "You are so handsome! You are not going to ride a bicycle or do coolies, it's better to be a brother! Although I am not Li Gang, I am also a rich man."
But those women, seeing such a handsome guy like Niu Bi, were so miserable, suddenly became maternal: "This little brother is so pitiful. If I had such a brother, I would not let him suffer even if I was exhausted."
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When Niu Bi returned to her new home, she was shocked by Niu Susu and Ling Xiaoer.
"Wow! Niu Bi, what are you doing? You just came back from Africa!" Ling Xiaoer saw Niu Bi carrying five big bags alone, and she fell to the ground with half of the apple in her hand.
Niu Susu said distressedly: "Bibi, why don't you find a moving company? Let it go quickly, you're exhausted!"
Niu Bi smiled and put five big bags on the ground, saying, "I'm not tired, but there are many people on the way who always look at me, which makes me feel a little embarrassed."
"It's hard for others to see you if you perform art." Ling Xiaoer picked up the apple and went to the kitchen to wash it clean.
Niu Susu took a wet towel and handed it to Niu Bi: "Bibi, wipe the sweat."
Niu Bi touched her head and laughed: "Sister, I'm not sweating!"
"Didn't sweat?" Niu Susu just subconsciously thought that Niu Bi must have sweated, but now when she looked closely, Niu Bi was really not sweating at all, and she couldn't help but say in surprise: "How come she is not sweating?"
Niu Bi smiled and whispered: "Sister, have you forgotten my current physique?"
Niu Susu suddenly realized, and a relieved look appeared on her face, and she smiled and said, "Sister, I almost forgot, Bibi, aren't you really tired?"
"It's not tired at all. My strength now is that even an elephant can only bring down when it hits me." Niu Bi said.
"Just lie to my sister!" Niu Susu smiled and said, "Sit down first! My sister is cooking, and it will be fine in a while."
"Yeah." Niu Bi nodded, stretched her head, walked to the sofa, took off her shoes, lay down, took the remote control, turned on the TV. At this time, the atmosphere of the New Year has not yet passed, and there is still a variety show celebrating the Spring Festival on TV. However, there is an NBA game now, the Los Angeles Lakers vs. the New York Knicks.
The Los Angeles Lakers have the NBA king Kobe, while the New York Knicks have Chinese player Jeremy Lin, so this game is still very eye-catching. Although Jeremy Lin is a little annoying because of his unclear identity between Mainland China and Taipei, Jeremy Lin is a ten-thousandth of Americans. Niu Bi is ridiculous about the competition between Mainland China and Taipei. If you have the time to compete for an American, it is better to train local players by yourself. Jeremy Lin is not Jordan or Kobe, and he cannot save a team by himself. The competition between Mainland China and Taipei is simply playing the piano randomly.
"Yeah? You like to watch NBA!" Ling Xiaoer washed the apples and walked to the opposite Niu Bi and sat down.
Niu Bi smiled and said, "It's okay! But I prefer playing ball by myself."
"You can play basketball? Haven't you seen you play before?" Ling Xiaoer doubted the authenticity of Niu Bi's words.
Niu Bi shrugged and said, "For a while, I have devoted my energy to studying and home. How can I have time to play basketball? Besides, the male classmates in our class now regard me as a class enemy, so I don't have time to play with them!"
Ling Xiaoer giggled and said, "Who made you look so handsome suddenly? All the girls in our class regard you as a prince charming, and what about the lover in the dream! If I hadn't helped you block it, you would have been eaten by them long ago."
Niu Bi bowed his fists and said, "Thank you for your kindness in the heroine, Niu will repay you one day."
Ling Xiaoer is a blessing: "What's the matter with Niu Daxia? It's the matter of our generation that we can help you when we see injustice. We don't have to worry about it."
Niu Bi waved his hand: "The female hero is so bad. She will be rewarded by someone's grace. Niu has no way to repay her. She can only promise her body, come and rape me!"
"Ye Xi! The beautiful man in the flower, let me let you be happy!" Ling Xiaoer smiled and walked to Niu Bi, picked Niu Bi's chin with her hand, her eyes full of teasing, and said with a lewd smile: "Brother, tell me! Why do you want me to torment you?"
Niu Bi covered her chest with her hands, and her face showed a look of horror: "Female... Female hero, please let Xiaoke go! Xiaoke only sells herself but not her skills."
"Puchi--" Niu Susu's laughter came over. Niu Bi and Ling Xiaoer turned their heads and saw Niu Susu coming over with a plate of fried shrimps and giggling: "You two are really... sisters are going to laugh to death."
Niu Susu was really convinced. Niu Bi and Ling Xiaoer were together and always brought her a lot of jokes. It was really a pity for the two not to act in sketches.
Ling Xiaoer laughed, ran over and took the fried shrimps and said, "Sister, the rice is ready!"
Niu Sushuhan nodded with a smile: "It's all right, Xiaoer, what do you want to drink?"
Ling Xiaoer said: "Anything is fine. Anyway, you don't have to worry about getting drunk when you drink."
Niu Susu smiled and said, "Then let's drink some warm beer!"
Niu Susu is particularly attentive to her new home. She personally chooses all daily necessities, and the refrigerator is filled with snacks, wine and beverages, and a complete plate of kitchen knives and various tableware.
Although the hometown is full of indelible memories, people always have to look forward. Niu Susu feels very satisfied and cherishes such a beautiful big house that belongs to her and Niu Bi.
When the food and beer were all on the table, Ling Xiaoer picked up the wine glass and said, "Sister, Niu Bi, come, congratulations on your happiness in moving forward. I wish you this glass."
Niu Susu and Niu Bi both smiled, Niu Susu said, "Xiao'er, I'm very happy to be neighbors from the door to the door with you. We will help and support each other in the future. How are you okay?"
"Okay, of course." Ling Xiaoer laughed and said, "I have only two friends in this city that you can rely on. You young can live here. I welcome you with both hands and feet. Hehe, even if I want to eat sweet and sour fish made by my sister in the future, I don't have to run a long way to travel, so how much trouble will I save!"
Niu Bi laughed and said, "But don't think that you can copy the homework in the future. I won't lend you the copy."
"Stingy!" Ling Xiaoer glared at Niu Bi angrily.
Niu Susu smiled and said, "Okay! Xiaoer, it's not that my sister said you, although copying homework is easy, it is not good for your own study. Although it is heavy to do homework, it is also an opportunity to consolidate your knowledge! Right?"
Even if Ling Xiaoer had any objections, she would not say anything about Niu Susu, and responded, "Sister, I understand, but we are really hard-working as students. We study for so long every day and have endless homework to do at night. We are so tired."
"You are wrong. It's not that it's hard to be a student, but that it's hard to be a student in China." Niu Bi took a sip of beer, picked up chopsticks, stuffed a piece of fat cow slices into her mouth, and said: "Foreign, especially Western schools, management of students is still very relaxed and more humane. Otherwise, how could there be so much time to participate in various clubs? For example, basketball, rugby, baseball, etc., these are all school club activities, but look at how many clubs in China have high schools? Even if the clubs in universities are not rich enough, they know how to study, study, take exams and take exams all day long. Finally, they finally graduated from college and still can't find a job. I really don't know what the use of going to school is? Today's Chinese education really can't keep up with the times."
"Don't complain, no one knows these things!" Ling Xiaoer snorted and said, "What's the use of complaining? If you have the ability, don't be born in China, grow up in China! Since you are a Chinese, then accept your fate!"
"Oh?" Niu Bi looked at Ling Xiaoer and said in surprise: "I didn't expect you to say such profound words. Are you really saying this? Didn't you hear your dad say it!"
"Bah! Why can't I say something deeper?" Ling Xiaoer glared at Niu Bi fiercely and said, "Don't forget, I have been in the entertainment industry for more than ten years, and I haven't seen anything? I haven't experienced anything? I have experienced it in society. You are far worse than me. Don't think that you are so mature. In my eyes, you are still young! Young man."
"I am a tender young man, unlike you, I'm all old lady." Niu Bi laughed.
"Bah! You are a yellow-mouthed child with uneven hair!"
"You premature black-hearted old lady!"
"Children with yellow mouth!"
"Blackhearted old ladies!"
"Bah!"
"hey-hey……"
Niu Susu burst out laughing and said, "Okay! Why are you two fighting again? Let's say less, Xiaoer, come on, this sweet and sour fish is done specifically by my sister. Your task is to eat it up."
Niu Susu put a piece of fish in Ling Xiaoer's bowl. Ling Xiaoer thanked her, snorted at Niu Bi, and smiled at Niu Susu, "Sister, don't worry, I will definitely eat up all this fish."
Niu Bi said: "That won't work. Why can you take over a fish? At least leave us a few bites!"
"Hmph! I'll give it to my sister, but I won't give it to you." Ling Xiaoer quickly picked up a few pieces of fish for Niu Susu, then held the whole plate of the sweet and sour fish in her arms, and hummed twice: "If you don't give it to you, I won't give it to you!"
Niu Susu chuckled and said, "Xiao'er, Bibi, you guys! Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you, I like to make trouble!"
"I just don't have time to make trouble with her! Isn't it just a fish? I have chicken, duck, cow and sheep! Sister, your sweet and sour chicken nuggets are good. Try them and give them a favor to myself." Niu Bi put a piece of sweet and sour chicken nuggets on Niu Susu, and ignored Ling Xiaoer at all.
Ling Xiaoer snorted, put the sweet and sour fish on the table, and put a piece of lotus root slices for Niu Susu, and said, "Sister, don't always eat meat. Those who are prone to gain weight are better. Eat more vegetarians to maintain a good figure and eat some lotus root slices."
"Sister, don't listen to her. I wish you had a fat and fat piece of fat, and then I'll get a piece of fat beef!" Niu Bi glanced at Ling Xiaoer and said viciously.
"Sister, Niu Bi is harming you. We women must maintain a good figure, otherwise we will be abandoned by men sooner or later. Eat some tomatoes and are rich in vitamin C, which is very beautiful." Ling Xiaoer glared back without showing any weakness and argued with Niu Bi.
"Sister, eat meat!"
"Sister, eat vegetarian food!"
Looking at the bowl with a high hill, Niu Susu smiled bitterly: "Okay! Don't mess around with you two. It would be strange if your sister can eat so much."
Niu Bi and Ling Xiaoer saw that Niu Susu's bowl was already tall like a hill, and they scratched their heads a little embarrassedly. Niu Bi said, "Sister, eat first, I'll help you eat the rest of the food."
Ling Xiaoer said: "Sister, then you can give me some."
Niu Susu smiled helplessly, and transferred some meat and vegetables from the bowl to Ling Xiaoer, and then to Niu Bi, and said with a smile: "It's better to match meat and vegetables. Don't pick it up by myself. There are so many things to pay attention to in your own home, so be at will!"
Niu Bi was hungry now and had no strength to argue with Ling Xiaoer, and smiled and said, "Sister, you know me, I never know what kind of politeness." After that, he lowered his head and ate the sea and stuffed it.
When Ling Xiaoer saw Niu Bi taking the initiative to "retreat", she seemed to have won a battle, and she chuckled proudly: "Sister, don't worry, I won't be polite. My home will be your home in the future, and your home will be my home. What else can I be polite to the family? I'm not polite." Ling Xiaoer was really rude. She picked up the bowl and pulled it up without any image. If Ling Xiaoer's fans saw their idol, the perfect goddess, and eating was so rude, I wonder if it would increase a lot of business to the glasses shop and the orthopedic doctor?