"What are you doing, what are you doing! Didn't you see me cooking? What the hell is going on? Is someone not paying for food? Who dares to be arrogant in his grandma's land!..." The third uncle of the food stall owner said fiercely.
Big Thorn walked over with half a cigarette in his mouth. When he saw a man with a fake bald head sitting upright beside the table, he thought it was the little gangster around him who wanted to come and eat and drink for free, so he immediately yelled something to himself.
Strong momentum...
"Ha~ Uncle San! What's wrong? A lot of people don't pay for meals recently~ Tell me who it is and I'll collect the bill for you~~" Ye Yangjian said with a playful smile.
"Huh?! Damn it! Ye Yangjian, you're a brat! Haha~ Except you! Who dares to eat at my place without paying the bill? Haha..." The third uncle, the owner of the food stall, heard the familiar voice and said,
He immediately started laughing and shouting at the top of his lungs...
A few hours later~~~~~~
"...Then what...wife! Get me another box of beer! Damn it, this brat can drink so much now! I'll make sure to lie down for him tonight..." The food stall owner held a cigarette butt in his mouth and gave Ye Yang a full bottle of beer.
Jian poured a glass of beer and turned around to say hello to his wife.
"Okay, Master, would you like to add two more dishes? Just tell me what little Jianzi likes to eat. Third aunt will help you to clean up the dust today...Juan'er~ give your dad another box of beer, and then
Get some cold dishes..." The third aunt, the proprietress, responded with a smile, and asked her daughter, who came to help after school, to bring a box of cold beer.
"Look...look...just look at it, I still have to ask...! Bring some more peanuts and boiled edamame..." The third uncle's tongue was a bit big, but Ye Yangjian still acted like nothing happened, which made the third uncle particularly depressed.
, the night before Yang Jian came to have dinner with three bottles of beer.
"Third uncle, if it doesn't work, just drink less. Anyway, I won't have no chance after I retire from the army..." Ye Yangjian said with a smile, and took the beer sent by Juanzi, the third uncle's daughter.
"Scared! Juanzi has grown so big! Haha, uncle, I haven't seen you for a long time..." Ye Yangjian also drank a lot and spoke a little carelessly...
"Pfft~! Brother Jian, what are you talking about? You are only 2 years older than me, and you are still an uncle!..." Juanzi, the third uncle's daughter, covered her mouth and said with a smile. Juanzi is very beautiful, and she is full of youth.
She is at a good age and is full of energy. She is studying at a university near the community, and she can be regarded as Ye Yangjian's junior schoolmate.
"Ah! Oh, I'm sorry, I drank too much. I remember you were a little kid before I joined the army. You followed us around the artificial lake with a little snot all day long. In the blink of an eye, you became so hydrated. It's great.
It's so good..." Ye Yangjian was talking nonsense, but he felt a bit like he had been in a different place. Three years have passed! What a big change.
"Screw you, you only had a snotty nose when you were a child..." Juanzi blushed and ran away. As a girl, no one likes to be joked about about their childhood.
"Hey! I've grown up so much. I'm sorry. Third uncle, you gave birth to a good daughter! Like third aunt, she will definitely be a great beauty in the future..." Ye Yangjian took out his "God of War" cigarette and gave one to him to drink.
The grown-up third uncle.
"How about it~! Isn't my daughter pretty? Do you have any ideas? I want to be your daughter-in-law. I have watched you grow up, so I am quite satisfied to be my son-in-law..." The third uncle drank too much and was half-serious.
He said with a half-hypocritical wink to Ye Yangjian.
"Uh... drink, drink... Third uncle wishes you a prosperous business and open a big restaurant soon..." Ye Yangjian was not fooled, he picked up the glass and drained it in one gulp. Although beer was also intoxicating, for Ye Yang, who was used to drinking military Erguotou
It's a bit unsatisfactory for fitness.
"...cough...cough...what kind of cigarette is this Dajian? It's so strong! Well...it tastes good but it's too strong, but it feels really good when you drink it. You must have brought it back from the army." The third uncle smoked Ye Yangjian.
He said with a smile. This guy Ye Yangjian really likes him. It would be great if he could get him back as his son-in-law... Hehe...
"I still have some here. If you like it, you can smoke it." Ye Yangjian immediately decided to seal the third uncle's mouth with a cigarette. He was drinking when he suddenly heard yelling from beside him.
"... Damn! What kind of dish is this? There are flies in it! Boss! Boss!..." There were five or six people sitting at that table, all of them gangsters. A skinny gangster wearing a black elastic vest pretended to be in good shape.
He threw the dishes on the table and started shouting. Several others were smoking and cheering fiercely, and the food stall suddenly became a mess.
"Hey~! Bosses, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's do this. Even if I pay for this dish, I will give you two more dishes. Don't be angry, bosses. We are a small business, and the food stalls have these.
It's inevitable that the things are not..." The third aunt hurriedly came forward and said nice words with a smile. This is the case in food stall business. There are some things in the dishes that shouldn't be in it. It is normal. It has not happened before. It is usually replaced in front of the customer.
That’s it, I’ll give you a little discount on two side dishes, and the guests usually won’t care about it. After all, the lively atmosphere is what eating out at a food stall is all about…
"I just want to send our brother away by giving me two dishes! This brother of mine got sick from eating and now he has to go to the hospital for a check-up. How much does it cost? Boss lady, look at it..." The little gangster in a vest had a fake smile on his face.
explain.
"Hey~! Boss, look at what you said, didn't you drop this dish before it even entered your mouth? Is your friend going to get sick? I think forget it, I'll give you two more dishes, one
I will give you another discount. Don’t worry about the bosses, how about coming to support me more in the future?..." Having been doing this business for many years, the third aunt is also a person in the scene. When she saw that the other party was here to extort money, her tone was a little harsh.
It's a bit off, but it's still not rude. When doing business outside, if you ignore it first, you will lose the conversation.
"Fuck you! You can't hear me telling you to pay, can you! 5,000 faster! One point less, I'll destroy your stall today, and you'll never be able to make a living in this business!" The gangster in a vest pointed at the three men.
Auntie yelled, and several gangsters around also picked up beer bottles and shouted at the guests at the surrounding tables to leave. Many diners saw that a fight was about to start, and immediately picked up the food and wine on the table, and sat a little further away from other stalls.
The diners on the food stalls also stood up and gathered to watch. Just kidding! The most exciting thing about eating at the food stalls is watching the real PK show... Such a good show cannot be missed...
"...Tch! Are you new here...Is our stall so easy to smash? If you are rude to my mother again, see how I deal with you..." Juanzi grew up in the night market after all. Such things happened to her.
There were quite a few of them. When I saw that little hooligan pointing at his mother’s nose and scolding me, I couldn’t help but get angry. I wasn’t afraid at the moment, so I went up and helped my third aunt to scold her...
"Hey~hey~hey! The little wild thing from there is very handsome. How about it? Spend one night with your brother and forget about it, otherwise I will destroy your stall..." The little gangster in a vest
Jian Dao Juanzi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he started to touch Juanzi's face with a playful smile. Several of his accomplices around him also smiled sinisterly, with lustful glints in their eyes...
‘Pa’! “I told you to act like a hooligan...” Although Juanzi is a girl, she has had a fierce temper since she was a child. When she saw the little hooligan trying to tease her, she just started talking without saying a word...
"...Okay! Finally let's do it..." "...The fight has begun! The fight has begun..." "Oh~ Good guy, this little girl is really unambiguous..." The diners shouted excitedly, seeing how interesting it is to fight.
, and the one who made the first move was a beautiful little girl.
"...Juanzi! You did a great job. If anything happens, Aunt Hong will help you. Help me beat up this little brat. He dares to cause trouble in my stall. Let me see if I don't destroy him..." The diners around
Everyone started shouting, and some bosses who were doing business together also came out to help.
The little gangster in a vest got slapped in the face by Juanzi, and he was very angry. In the world of martial arts, all you care about is face, not to mention there were so many people watching around. Now that he had lost his face to his grandma's house, he couldn't help but
My lungs were so angry that I no longer cared about the rules of the world.
"Damn it! You dare to hit me? Brothers, copycats! Smash this shabby stall for me! Catch this little bitch, I'm going to get angry with her tonight!" After saying that, he grabbed a beer bottle.
He looked down and fell to the ground. Several companions around him immediately started shouting, kicked over several empty tables, and pulled out the steel pipes, machetes, and bicycle chains they were carrying. They showed their teeth and claws in a way that made people look ugly... After all, they were women. Juanzi and San Auntie
Seeing that the other party was using a knife, he was so frightened that he immediately hid behind him. The third uncle of the food stall owner drank too much. When he saw that someone was about to attack his wife and daughter, he immediately got up and went to the kitchen to touch the kitchen knife. Unexpectedly, he just wanted to stand up
As soon as he got up, he was held down by a strong hand.
"Wait a minute! Which way are you from? How dare you act wild in my place!" Ye Yangjian squinted his eyes, holding a God of War cigarette in his mouth, and stood up from the chair unsteadily, with an expression of contempt for everything.
He looked at the gangsters arrogantly.
"Hey~! There are still some strong ones~!" The gangster in the vest saw a person standing up on the table opposite. Just one person? There was nothing to be afraid of. He immediately turned back and laughed sarcastically at his companions.
"You don't look good in a vest! You're as skinny as a monkey, how dare you wear it to make yourself look embarrassed?" Ye Yangjian puffed out a thick puff of smoke, smacked his lips and said with disdain. In fact, he was a little drunk.
Taller.
"I said your kid is looking for death, right? Brothers, please relax his muscles and bones!" When the young gangster in the vest heard the other party laughing at his thinness, his face suddenly turned ugly. Men, especially men who hang out outside, are most afraid of what others say.
He couldn't do it. This was a fatal blow. The gangster in the vest immediately became furious. He took a beer bottle and tried to open Ye Yangjian's head...
With a sound of "Bang!...", the wine bottle hit Ye Yangjian's head. Ye Yangjian did not dodge, still holding a cigarette in his mouth, standing there arrogantly, murderous intent flourishing, not dodging or dodging, using his head to bear the blow
The gangster got a beer bottle.
"Damn it! How dare you think of taking advantage of grandpa at this level?" Ye Yangjian didn't care, and swept his hair with his hands as if shaking off dandruff. There was an evil smile on his face. That smile on his face
Explosion injuries look so ferocious at this moment. Isn’t it just a joke to open a beer bottle? What about bricks? It’s not like 177 only plays with guns and doesn’t practice hard Qigong...
"Brother, misunderstanding! Misunderstanding... ah..." The little gangster in the vest was not an idiot. He threw a beer bottle up and hit the other person's head, but the other person looked like a normal person. When he saw the other person's posture and the tone of his words, he was confused.
Knowing that the opponent was a trainer, or the ace thug of the boss on the road. Anyway, he couldn't deal with it, so he quickly wanted to explain that it was a misunderstanding, but unfortunately it was too late, Ye Yangjian was angry... The gangsters around him just now
I know, today, I seem to have kicked a steel plate...
"...Damn it! It's unlucky for you, I drank too much, so it's not a big deal. Just ask for luck!..." After saying that, Ye Yangjian stretched out his left hand and pinched the little gangster in a vest.
No matter how hard he tried, the little gangster was already scratching his throat, kicking his feet and rolling his eyes.