A certain baby finally learned to speak complete sentences. One day, a certain unscrupulous fox teased her, "Girl, your daddy said that he wants you to be my wife in the future."
"What is a daughter-in-law?" A certain baby asked inarticulately, biting her fat and short fingers, drooling.
"My daughter-in-law, she is someone who feels pain in the palm of her hand. She gives her whatever she wants. In short, she will satisfy all her requirements." A smile flashed across the eyes of a certain fox, and he explained in a matter-of-fact manner, which sounded very much like abduction.
Little red riding hood's wolf grandmother.
The little girl blinked her big watery eyes and asked in a flashing voice: "Can I ask for anything?"
"Of course!" A certain fox answered with unusual certainty.
A certain baby thought for a moment and said, "Then I want to be my brother's wife, and then he will never abandon me or stop playing with me."
A certain fox twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Uh, girl, you can't be your brother's wife!"
"Why?" The little girl showed an obviously unhappy expression.
"This..." How was he going to explain to a two-year-old child that marriage between brother and sister was incest?
…
Another day, a group of people were guests at Yan Yu's villa. They were drinking and having fistfights, and the atmosphere was very high. When they got excited, someone took off their coats, and just as they were about to put them down, they heard a squealing sound.
Calling: "Rogue."
As soon as everyone turned around, they saw a little doll as big as a glutinous rice ball staring at the person taking off his clothes with wide eyes and a red face. Everyone was feeling mischievous and couldn't help teasing her: "What is a gangster?"
"Take off your clothes and kiss, you gangster!" A certain baby replied seriously. The others smelled a hint of a good show, their eyes flashed, and they continued to tease her, "Tell me, baby, who is better, daddy or mommy?"
rogue?"
The little girl thought hard and then said: "They are all gangsters!"
Everyone laughed wildly.
....... A certain baby finally learned to speak complete sentences. One day, a certain unscrupulous fox teased her, "Girl, your daddy said that he wants you to be my wife in the future."
Son’s.”
"What is a daughter-in-law?" A certain baby asked inarticulately, biting her fat and short fingers, drooling.
"My daughter-in-law, she is someone who feels pain in the palm of her hand. She gives her whatever she wants. In short, she will satisfy all her requirements." A smile flashed across the eyes of a certain fox, and he explained in a matter-of-fact manner, which sounded like abduction.
Little red riding hood's wolf grandmother.
The little girl blinked her big watery eyes and asked in a flashing voice: "Can I ask for anything?"
"Of course!" A certain fox answered with unusual certainty.
A certain baby thought for a moment and said, "Then I want to be my brother's wife, and then he will never abandon me or stop playing with me."
A certain fox twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Uh, girl, you can't be your brother's wife!"
"Why?" The little girl showed an obviously unhappy expression.
"This..." How was he going to explain to a two-year-old child that marriage between brother and sister was incest?
…
Another day, a group of people were guests at Yan Yu's villa. They were drinking and having fistfights, and the atmosphere was very high. When they got excited, someone took off their coats, and just as they were about to put them down, they heard a squealing sound.
Calling: "Rogue."
As soon as everyone turned around, they saw a little doll as big as a glutinous rice ball staring at the undressed person with wide eyes and a red face. Everyone was feeling mischievous and couldn't help teasing her: "What is a gangster?"
"Take off your clothes and kiss, you gangster!" A certain baby replied seriously. The others smelled a hint of a good show, their eyes flashed, and they continued to tease her, "Tell me, baby, who is better, daddy or mommy?"
rogue?"
The little girl thought hard and then said: "They are all gangsters!"