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Chapter 1495 Hillman's Disease

The new generation earthworm team comes from Ukraine, and its two players are Hillman and Dibbs.

The two of them are currently the only group of contestants still surviving on the island who discovered the earthworm-eating bug.

Ever since they killed a black bear using trap tools last time, life has been relatively peaceful during this period.

But in fact, there are still many viewers who have been watching, and the reason is very simple, because the commentators in this live broadcast room are two beauties.

They are not here to watch the live broadcast, but to watch the beautiful women.

Now, most of the audience comes to watch the live broadcast.

Because something happened on the New Generation Earthworm Team.

"What happened?"

"Who is saying this all the time? It's so annoying!"

"Hillman turned off the live broadcast just now and should have gone to the bathroom, but suddenly, a scream appeared in Dibbs' live broadcast!"

"Screaming? Oops, was Hillman attacked by a wild beast while he was defecating?"

"Is there a wild beast coming to steal shit?"

"Let's be more serious, you guys, so what is going on now?"

"Dibbs has arrived at the scene of the incident. Hillman seems to be fine. What was he screaming about?"

............

The live broadcast at this time showed that after Dibbs heard the screams of his teammates, he rushed over immediately to check on his teammates.

"Hillman, what's wrong with you?"

Dibbs asked anxiously.

At the same time, because of his arrival, Hillman's picture also appeared in the live broadcast.

He squatted there with half of his butt exposed, and sharp-eyed viewers even saw blood stains on the ground.

But this was quickly coded by the program staff.

"I saw blood, Hillman was fucked!"

"Hiss! Did something get in?"

"I would like to advise you not to talk nonsense, because it is easy to make people laugh to death, hahahaha!"

"Is it bleeding? I'm familiar with this. It's most likely because of hemorrhoids!"

“Ten men have nine hemorrhoids, ten women have ten hemorrhoids, who doesn’t have hemorrhoids yet?”

"So, Hillman has hemorrhoids? Hi! I thought it was something big, so I hurried over here!"

...........

A large number of barrages were flowing, and the audience kept sending barrages to discuss this matter.

In the live broadcast, Hillman waved his hand.

"Dibbs, I'm fine."

"It's just my butt that hurts. You go ahead and I'll squat for a while."

Hillman said, and moved his position and hid behind a tree.

Only then did Dibbs realize that his arrival had caused his teammates to miss out on the live broadcast!

"Okay, just call me if anything happens."

With that said, Dibbs quickly moved away from Hillman.

Hillman was nowhere to be seen in the live broadcast.

This time he was considered dead by the social media, but no matter what, there was one more person broadcasting shit.

They are Li Guang, Master Wuchen, and Hillman.

As the saying goes, there are always times when people are careless, and this team should continue to expand.

After another twenty minutes or so, the audience finally saw Hillman again.

He has turned on the live broadcast, and the screen shows that he is slowly walking back.

It can be seen that it is quite difficult.

Some people said his legs were numb, while others said his butt hurt.

But the real answer is both.

"Hillman, how are you feeling?"

Dibs asked quickly.

His guess was similar to that of the audience, so this shouldn't be a big problem.

But it will also have an impact on their game!

"I feel bad."

"Is it because the bear meat I ate recently is difficult to digest? I can't poop it out."

"I touched it with my hand just now and found that I have hemorrhoids."

Hillman's face looked very ugly.

"What should we do?"

Dibbs was also in a very difficult position.

There is basically no good way to get sick on the island.

Hemorrhoids and constipation are diseases too!

In fact, there are many people who are deeply troubled by constipation and hemorrhoids.

There is a joke on the Internet that says, don’t look at some goddesses. They are glamorous on the outside, but they can’t shit behind the scenes. They are really pitiful.

"Try drinking more water."

Hillman said with a sigh.

There is really no other way but to drink more water.

"Okay, I'll boil some water for you to drink."

Dibbs said, starting to light a fire and boil water.

At this time, many of the spectators who came to watch the excitement dispersed.

I thought something big had happened, but I didn't expect that it was just Hillman who was constipated.

A bit disappointing!

These viewers are all worried about the world being in chaos, and they wish something would happen on the island every day!

The scene at this time came to the Yuyu team.

The former Yuyu team has become history, and now only Kristofsky is left in the team.

And since Tompkin retired from the competition, he has not started live broadcasting.

It wasn't until now that he finally restarted the live broadcast.

"I wonder if you are watching the live broadcast, Tompkin, my dear teammate."

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!"

Kristofsky bowed.

At this time, he looked haggard, his eye sockets were sunken, his eyes were red, and his lips were pale.

It was obvious that he had been having a very bad time these past two days.

But many viewers are still very dissatisfied with him and unwilling to forgive him.

This is normal. If you do something wrong and you just need to apologize, then why do you need the law?

But from Tompkin's point of view, he was very pleased.

Yes, Tompkin happened to be watching the live broadcast at this time. When he learned about Kristofsky's live broadcast, he immediately came over to watch it.

After all, I spent more than two hundred days living with this guy on the island.

I don’t know if Tompkin has masochistic tendencies. I haven’t heard Kristofsky talk about aliens recently, and he even misses it a little.

In fact, it mainly depends on getting used to it. The power of habit is very powerful.

"This guy is actually not bad. Look, he is apologizing to me."

Tompkin said to the nurse who came to change his dressing.

However, before the nurse could respond, he saw in the live broadcast room that Kristofsky's expression changed and he looked mysterious.

"Just last night, aliens contacted me!"

After saying these words, some viewers who had forgiven him in their hearts just now felt that they had been strongly insulted!

And I had the urge to get into the screen, go to the island, and beat him up!

Damn it, really damn it!

When aliens contact you, beep!

Isn't this just silly?

"The aliens told me that there would be a disaster on this island and asked me to withdraw from the competition!"

"I thought about it all night and decided to listen to the aliens. Now I will quit the game and go to the hospital to take care of you!"

"Because of my mistake, you were injured. When the time comes, I will use my share of the bonus to compensate you!"

Kristofsky said.

Many viewers were silent because they really didn't know what to say.

Everyone was left speechless by this guy!


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