Chapter 1644 Don't dare to count all the hexagrams
Master Wuchen is about to arrive!
At this time, in the live broadcast room, basically everyone was watching the screen, and there were a lot of rewards.
"Master Wuchen, ruthless man!"
"It was so cruel. I followed the whole process and watched it. I felt like I was almost exhausted."
"Really, it looks so tiring. I dare say 99% of people can't hold on!"
"I am a physical education teacher. According to my experience, 99% is still less. It is absolutely impossible for one person out of a hundred people to do it. I am afraid it would be more appropriate to describe it as one out of ten thousand."
"I am out of breath after climbing two flights of stairs. Can I still be saved?"
"It's hopeless, thin dog, just wait for death."
"I feel tired even after eating. I just want to lie down every day. I also want to have a good body like Master Wuchen. What should I do?"
"If that doesn't work, let's give it a try?"
........
The viewers in the live broadcast room were completely convinced.
To be honest, to describe it as "one in a million" is not an exaggeration at all.
Master Wuchen had just eaten a big meal, and then got a fish bone stuck in his throat, then induced vomiting on his own, and then ran back all the way.
Don’t forget, this is not on a runway, but in a tropical rain forest full of thorns and difficult steps!
Even people like Master Wuchen feel very tired now.
He was breathing heavily, his face was ferocious, and big beads of sweat kept falling.
His body was already soaked with sweat, and the audience felt uncomfortable watching it.
"Bird Taoist!"
Master Wu Chen walked forward quickly and shouted.
The audience noticed that his voice was also very hoarse, which must be related to the fish bone stuck in his throat.
"Taoist Bird, come and save me!"
"Damn, I'm dying!"
Master Wuchen kept shouting.
This sound finally alerted the Wuchen layman who was meditating.
He opened his eyes and walked over.
Although his steps were light and light, as if he didn't have much strength, he walked very fast.
The body is as light as a swallow, giving people the feeling of shrinking to an inch.
"What's wrong?"
Master Wuchen came over and was shocked when he saw Master Wuchen.
What's going on?
"Fish bone!"
"My throat is stuck with a fish bone. Please help me take a look!"
Master Wuchen waved his arms and shouted, then came over and opened his mouth.
"Ah~"
Suddenly, a smell went straight to the Tianling Cap along the nostrils of the Wuchen layman.
He quickly held his breath, not daring to breathe.
The taste in Master Wuchen's mouth is really unflattering.
Seeing his expression, the audience couldn't help laughing.
"Master Wuchen, what does this taste like in your mouth?"
"No, why don't you go to the island and give him a kiss?"
"Hahaha, it must be very smelly. Don't forget that he also vomited."
"Here I would like to share with you a little life tip. Drink a glass of milk before going to bed. Your mouth will smell bad when you wake up the next morning!"
"I brush my teeth every day, but my mouth still smells bad. Is there something wrong with me?"
"You also know that you are sick. Go to the hospital quickly. It may be related to stomach problems."
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The audience kept sending comments and discussions.
At this time, Wuchen layman squinted his eyes and looked carefully at Master Wuchen's throat.
"I saw it."
"It's such a thick fish bone, can you swallow it?"
Wuchen layman shook his head.
This guy is so careless.
"Take it out for me quickly, don't talk nonsense!"
Master Wuchen roared.
The sound was so loud that Wuchen layman's ears were buzzing.
He took two steps back and looked around.
"Don't worry, I can't take it out with my hands, I need to use tools."
"I'll make tweezers, clamps or something like that."
Wuchen layman said, finding a branch.
This small branch had good toughness. He pinched the middle part and exerted force, and it suddenly became a simple version of tweezers.
And he also polished the two ends of the branches a little to make it easier to clamp the fish bones.
"Open your mouth wide."
"Change the direction. You can't see clearly with the backlight here."
Wuchen layman said.
Master Wuchen cooperated very well, turned around, opened his mouth wide, and drool drooled from the corner of his mouth.
The Wuchen layman strategically took two steps back, bowed his body slightly forward, and began to take out the fish bones.
The audience was almost laughing.
"Hahahaha, how much does Master Wuchen dislike Master Wuchen!"
"He was afraid that his hand would touch Master Wuchen's mouth!"
"Alas, the relationship between this Buddhist and Taoist group is really plastic. The two contestants have long since slept in separate rooms."
"My wife was like this. She said she disliked my snoring and wanted to sleep in a separate room with me. Then she divorced me within two years. Alas!"
"Don't talk about these useless things. Look, the fish bones are coming out!"
"Damn, what a thick fish bone, what a long fish bone, what a hard fish bone!"
............
There were basically few serious comments from the audience.
Play like flying.
And now everyone can see that with Master Wuchen taking action, the fish bone stuck in Master Wuchen's throat was finally taken out.
Many people feel pain when they look at it.
This fish bone is really thick and long.
When it was taken out, there was still blood on it, which made people's scalp numb.
As the fishbone was taken out, Master Wuchen coughed again and cleared his throat. He finally felt comfortable.
Although his throat still hurt a little, it was nothing to him.
"Grass!"
"Finally took it out!"
Master Wuchen let out a sigh of relief and cursed.
Then he looked at Master Wuchen, with anger on his face.
"Taoist Bird, tell me, did you do it on purpose?"
he shouted with wide eyes.
Wuchen layman's mind is filled with questions.
What did I do on purpose?
"Since you can predict which direction I will go, I will encounter a lake with fish to eat."
"Then why didn't you calculate that I would get stuck on a fish bone!"
"You must have calculated it, but if you don't tell me, you just wait to see my misfortune, right?"
Master Wuchen asked.
Hearing this, Wuchen layman really couldn't laugh or cry.
Of course he wasn't angry either.
If he and Master Wuchen were angry, the only one who would be angry in the end would be himself.
And he also knew that Master Wuchen had no ill intentions and really thought he had been tricked.
But this is not the case.
"That's not the case. Please listen to my explanation."
Wuchen layman said slowly.
"No, I won't listen!"
Master Wu Chen snorted and said.
The audience was laughing so hard that their brains were starved of oxygen.
The cp of the Buddhist and Taoist group must be defeated!
"Fortune telling is not as magical as you think."
"It's so profound that you don't understand. To put it simply, I didn't expect you to have anything to eat."
"You said you wanted to change your taste. I can only calculate that there should be something in this direction that can make you change your taste."
"I can't count on the lake and you eating fish, and I can't even count on you getting stuck on fish bones. Do you understand?"
Wuchen layman explained.
Hearing this, the audience suddenly realized.
But even so, it’s still amazing!
"real?"
Master Wuchen already believed it in his heart, but he was still stubborn and asked another question.
"real."
"And even if someone could really calculate it to this point, he wouldn't dare to do it."
"As the saying goes, don't dare to calculate all the hexagrams, because you are afraid of the impermanence of heaven."
"For things like fortune-telling, if you believe it, there will be it, but if you don't believe it, there will be nothing. No matter how skilled a person is, there will be times when his calculations are wrong, so you can't rely too much on it."
"You are used to being careless. This time can be regarded as a lesson. No matter what you do in the future, you must be more careful."
Wuchen layman said sincerely.
But Master Wuchen became arrogant again.
"Huh, you still need to teach me!"
"Okay, okay, I vomited all the fish after eating it. I'm going to bed. I'll go there again tomorrow."
"Just do whatever you like!"
Master Wuchen waved his hand, returned to his cabin, lay down and started snoring.
He has a really big heart. No matter what happens, he can fall asleep as soon as he lies down. The speed at which he falls asleep and the quality of his sleep are both enviable.
At this time, on the other side, in the Taoist temple where Wuchen layman was born.