Chapter 432 Becoming a Bull and a Horse in the Next Life and Safety Words
Su Xiaoqi was washing tableware, pots, bowls, chopsticks, etc. by the stream.
Ye Han was pacing back and forth next to him.
Xiaohanhan expressed his dissatisfaction and barked several times.
You know, little Hanhan hasn't been able to go out and play for a while.
Just stay at home every day.
The smell that I smelled just now was nothing like it.
Little Hanhan has a temper!
Ye Han came over and patted little Hanhan on the head.
"What are you calling for?"
"Huh? You said you also want to make a contribution to this family?"
"What? You want to contribute one of your legs?!"
Ye Han pretended to say.
Hearing these words, Su Xiaoqi laughed so hard that Ye Han was so bad!
I don’t care if the little fool understands it or not, I’m just trying to scare people.
At this time, Ye Han reached out and made two gestures.
"You are still young and have not grown up."
"But the meat should be very tender at this time. One leg is not enough. How about two legs?"
Ye Han stared at Xiao Hanhan eagerly.
Xiaohanhan couldn't understand, but he could feel Ye Han's terrifying gaze.
It immediately stopped calling.
"Boss, you will scare little Hanhan."
"Did it owe you something in a previous life?"
Su Xiaoqi complained.
And Ye Han actually nodded.
"I think so!"
"Isn't there a saying that says there is no way to repay a great kindness? If I work as a cow or a horse for you in my next life, do I have to repay you?"
"I feel like Xiaohanhan must have said something like this to me in his previous life, and then he really acted like a bully to me."
hiss!
Su Xiaoqi was speechless for a moment. She knew that Ye Han was talking nonsense, but why did she still feel that it made sense? What was going on?
The audience was already bursting into laughter, and some people who were already sleepy immediately became full of laughter.
"God, you will be a cow or a horse in your next life, hahaha!"
"Generally speaking, a hero or something saves a beautiful woman. This is a classic plot in many novels and TV series. If the hero is handsome, the beautiful woman will say that she wants to marry him in return.
If the hero is ugly, then he will spend his next life as a cow or a horse."
"This kind of talk is bullshit. If you say that you will be a cow or a horse in the next life, it means that you don't want to repay."
"Can we draw an inference that Ye Han was not handsome in his previous life?"
"This idea is very strange, not to mention it is really possible!"
"Last time I saved a woman who fell into the water in a lake. She said she wanted to repay me by marrying me. I think she wanted my money and married me. It doesn't cost anything to get married and to raise children in the future.
Money? I kicked her on the spot and told her to get out of here!"
"..."
There are endless jokes in the live broadcast room, and they are all talented people.
Ye Han and Su Xiaoqi tidied up before going into the house to sleep.
Goshawk Jiutian now no longer needs to enter the house, but stands on the roof to be on guard.
If any danger approaches, it can detect it immediately, which is equivalent to a radar surveillance.
The sixty-second day has come to an end.
Many viewers who were inconvenient to watch live broadcasts during the day stayed up late to watch today's live broadcast clips and had only one idea in their minds.
That's why I watch this at night?
I'm still asleep now. Let's get up and get something to eat. Let's order takeout.
Otherwise, you will definitely be too greedy to sleep and too hungry to sleep.
That's too much!
Ye Han survived in the wilderness on the island, but he ate so well!
Although everyone has known this fact for a long time, today's luxurious dinner really excited a lot of people.
But Ye Han, the initiator of the figurines, slept soundly.
I had a great meal today and drank two glasses of wine. I felt a little tipsy and just in time to go to bed.
Su Xiaoqi hugged Ye Han's arm and gradually fell asleep.
The sun rises and the moon sets, and the sixty-third day comes.
Ye Han woke up, yawned, touched his stomach, then took some paper and went out.
His intestines and stomach are very good and his digestive function is very strong, which is something that many people are very envious of.
"Ye Han's body is really healthy!"
"I'm so envious. I have constipation and feel so uncomfortable!"
"It is better to exercise more, go to bed early and get up early, and drink more water. These good living habits are very important."
"Who doesn't know this, but I can't do it? I finally got off work. Why don't I lie in bed and play with my mobile phone? If I play with my mobile phone, won't it be dawn?"
"I don't like to drink water. I only like to drink beverages. I saw on the news that some people only drank beverages and got seriously ill. I was very scared, but I couldn't quit drinking."
"I spent 200 yuan on my last physical examination and found out four diseases. I don't know if I lost money or gained money."
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Seeing Ye Han's healthy work and rest habits, a large number of viewers were extremely envious.
Modern urban life is too stressful, and most people are in a sub-healthy state and are in poor health.
Sitting for long periods of time at work can also lead to many physical problems.
Ye Han's life is even more enviable.
Live a self-sufficient life, plant something, raise something, and go out for a walk from time to time.
How wonderful!
After reading this, many people have the urge to resign.
It seems pretty good to go back to my hometown in the countryside to farm and raise chickens. There is not so much pressure and the air is better.
But I can only think about it, if I really quit my job, how much income can I get if I go home and work in the farm?
What will you use to get married and find a wife in the future?
Not to mention giving birth to children to continue the family line, which is a bottomless pit. How else can we call the child a gold-swallowing beast?
Raising a child is simply a waste of money.
Here, Ye Han and Su Xiaoqi started a new day.
Then there was the situation of some other players, and many spectators looked around.
Lengfeng and Li Guang were preparing to have breakfast and then went out to continue looking for rubber trees.
There are rubber trees in that dangerous river area, but they will definitely not venture there again unless they have to.
It would be better to find rubber trees in other areas.
What is worth mentioning is the group of couple contestants from Kangaroo Country.
The two of them had been thinking about it and discussing it all day yesterday.
We almost had a quarrel.
How can a couple not quarrel? It just depends on how to deal with it.
When they were about to quarrel, Jon said a safe word, which they had agreed upon.
If you feel that a quarrel is about to happen, or you have already started to quarrel, then say the agreed words, and both of you will shut up immediately, calm down, and then continue to communicate.
"This is a good way to avoid quarrels!"
"My girlfriend and I often quarrel, and I also use this method."
"I would like to advise you, don't try it. I have used this method a long time ago. My girlfriend wanted to quarrel with me. I said the safe word we agreed on, which was shark, but she said, shark, you **."
*You*, do you have that serious disease, and then you beat me up."
"Brother, you used the asterisk very cleverly. I immediately understood what you wanted to express."
"The Chinese culture is profound and profound, and the language is beautiful!"
The audience was chatting animatedly in the live broadcast room.