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Chapter 523: Rhubarb Military Training

Feeling Su Xiaoqi's gaze, Dahuang couldn't help but have an ominous premonition.

You know, the last time Ye Han was in trouble, Su Xiaoqi was not qualified to intervene.

Because Goshawk Jiutian looked down upon her completely and never took her seriously.

And now Su Xiaoqi finally has a chance!

Ye Han gave her the opportunity to train Dahuang!

Then you have to train Dahuang well, and you can't live up to Ye Han's expectations!

Suddenly, Su Xiaoqi walked towards that station. Her military posture was very standard, and she looked like she had experienced military training.

"rhubarb!"

"Do this with me. This is called standing at attention!"

"Drop your hands, put your fingers together, put them on your sides, raise your head and chest out!"

"The heels of both feet are together and the toes point outward to form a forty-five-degree angle!"

Su Xiaoqi said seriously to Dahuang.

Dahuang looked confused.

Something doesn't feel right. Do you want to run away?

But it is still very smart, and animals such as monkeys and orangutans like to imitate human actions.

So, Dahuang looked decent and stood at attention.

It doesn't know yet that its nightmare is about to begin.

"This posture is wrong!"

"Straighten your back, haven't you eaten? Why do you look like you have no strength at all?"

"Be serious, stay in this position and don't move!"

Su Xiaoqi taught Dao Dao a lesson, took a branch from somewhere in her hand, and slapped Dahuang on the arm.

Just now it wanted to reach out and scratch it, but as soon as it raised its hand, it was hit!

hiss!

Dahuang grimaced in pain and quickly put his hand down.

The audience in the live broadcast room exploded collectively, and the barrage scrolled crazily.

"Hahahahahaha I can't do it anymore, I'm a pregnant woman, I'm laughing so hard I'm about to give birth!"

"I never expected that Xiao Qi would be so cruel. The blow just now must have been painful. You can see that there are tears in Dahuang's eyes!"

"Ah ah ah, I also want to become Da Huang and be whipped by Xiao Qi!"

"Rhubarb and all monkeys are probably stupid now. I thought I could live a good life by being fed, but unexpectedly it was the beginning of disaster!"

"Dahuang: I'm glad to be able to join this big family. Xiaoqi: It's too early for you to be happy."

.............

Dahuang was indeed miserable, being forced to undergo military training.

A wild capuchin monkey growing up in a tropical rain forest was forced to undergo military training?

This kind of thing would not be dared to be written like this even in a novel!

Let alone Dahuang, he never dreamed that he would be here today, and neither did the audience!

The only person who is particularly happy now is Su Xiaoqi.

She had no way to intervene in Yaoying last time. Although she did help Ye Han a little and stared at Jiutian while Ye Han was sleeping, Jiutian looked down on him from the bottom of his heart.

Now, I can finally have fun!

It’s just bitter rhubarb.

Ye Han was also very happy. He had already picked out a bamboo next to him.

The frame of the window is already there, and now he needs to cut the bamboo into very thin strips to make a screen window.

The specific principle is very simple, just like weaving bamboo mats, bamboo baskets and the like.

Tsk!

Ye Han used an engineer shovel to chop the bamboo, and then used a Swiss Army knife to continue splitting the bamboo into bamboo strips.

During this process, Ye Han silently calculated in his mind that Dahuang had been beaten seven times by Su Xiaoqi.

"Ahem."

"Xiao Qi, although it is said that a stick produces a filial son, you have to know that on the Internet nowadays, filial son is a derogatory term, which means unfilial."

"Take it easy, don't beat the rhubarb away, reward it appropriately."

"Hit a stick and give a sweet date. This is the way to control people, no, it is to control monkeys."

Ye Han made suggestions.

Su Xiaoqi nodded and readily accepted Ye Han's suggestion.

"Okay boss, you are right!"

Su Xiaoqi is in a very good mood now.

This made Ye Han feel worried silently.

"Look at Ye Han's expression, hahahahaha!"

"Ye Han must be worried about whether he will be subjected to domestic violence in the future. He is scared!"

"Who would have thought that our Xiaoqi still has such a side? This is a dark side!"

"The taste of power makes people get lost in it. I think of my class teacher in the first year of high school. Her name is Li Qing. I don't know if she still remembers how she punished me corporally and beat me at that time. I will bear these pains for the rest of my life.

Can’t forget.”

"Do teachers today still dare to beat students? Report it directly and post it online for exposure!"

"Hey, today's students are too delicate. How can they become talented without spanking? My buttocks were stretched open when I was a child!"

"After beating you back and forth, you are now an agent for selling houses? I still haven't beaten you hard enough. If I break your legs, I can probably send you to Qingbei."

"Hahahaha, there is no shame in being an intermediary. Let's discuss it rationally. This kind of issue still needs to be discussed rationally."

.............

The crooked floor is the daily routine in the live broadcast room. It talks about Su Xiaoqi taming Rhubarb with corporal punishment, but it comes to the issue of whether teachers should corporally punish students.

Regarding this issue, the benevolent sees benevolence and the wise see wisdom.

At this time, Su Xiaoqi took out some shredded crocodile meat and fed it to Rhubarb.

But I no longer dare to eat rhubarb!

It's afraid of being beaten!

If you move, you will be beaten!

Rhubarb’s head is numb now, and he doesn’t understand why?

"I see you are so scared of rhubarb that you don't even dare to eat it."

"Take a moment, Dahuang, come to me."

Ye Han called Dahuang over.

But Dahuang still didn't dare to move, as if he had turned into a stone sculpture.

Ye Han came over, took the shredded crocodile meat from Su Xiaoqi's hand, hugged Dahuang again, and brought Dahuang to the kitchen door.

He noticed that Dahuang's tense body began to recover a little.

My eyes are also staring at the crocodile meat shreds.

"Eat, eat."

Ye Han felt very sorry for Dahuang.

After lingering for a while, Rhubarb finally dared to eat, stuffed shredded crocodile meat into his mouth and started eating.

Su Xiaoqi also felt embarrassed. She knew that she had gone too far.

A hit or two occasionally is fine, no problem.

But she was over the top just now, and the frequency of beatings was too high.

"Xiaoqi, it's time for an audience to report you for animal cruelty."

"Is this how you treat our family?"

Ye Han said with a smile.

Su Xiaoqi curled her lips, but couldn't say anything to refute.

"Okay, okay, I understand."

"I won't fight."

Su Xiaoqi threw away the branch in her hand.

The whole morning was over in a row.

Ye Han weaved two screens out of bamboo strips and successfully installed them on the window frame.

The holes of this screen window are very thin, basically no insects can crawl in, but it can also play a role in ventilation.

Two screen windows can promote air circulation in the kitchen.

At this moment, Rhubarb finally recovered, and Ye Han even played shuttlecock with it.

Dahuang is very interested in the shuttlecock, but unfortunately he can't learn it for a while, and he can't kick the shuttlecock at all.

Ye Han raised his leg and kicked the shuttlecock away, flying towards Dahuang. Dahuang tried his best to kick the shuttlecock, but failed every time.

Finally, Rhubarb found another way. It couldn't kick with its legs, so it hit it with its head!

Needless to say, this trick is quite effective. Dahuang can hit it twice, and his strength has improved very quickly!


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