When Guo Dongting and Yang Yunzhi entered the room, Guo Dongming and Ge You lay on the sofa in frustration. Although it was dark, Guo Dongming could not calm down for a long time.
[...Not in the mood? Hungry, come and play with Snickers! Oh, no, master, come and play with Daji...]
Suddenly, a line of dark Chinese characters flashed in Guo Dongming's eyes.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly. Who developed this word game? If Guo Dongming knew about it, he would have to be beaten out.
Look at those time-travelers next door, the white-bearded grandpa, the Coiling Dragon Ring, the God of Cooking system, which one is not serious black technology; when you come here, it really seems like a joke, and it feels a bit unserious.
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Anyway, I can't fall asleep now, so why not open the game panel and count apples together, one apple, two apples, three apples, I guess I won't feel depressed as I keep counting, and I'll fall asleep naturally.
Same interface, same routine.
The only difference is that on the game board at this moment, the 'anger' column has the most accumulated emotional values, with tens of thousands of values.
Yesterday's pineapple was obtained in "Sorrow". Now when I opened it, three fruits of different shapes appeared. Guo Dongming's eyes lit up.
"Hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron..."
After memorizing the periodic table of elements, a fruit came out. After memorizing the periodic table of elements three times, I finally took out all three fruits with different shapes.
Not a big colorful pineapple!
Three fruits that have never been seen before. At this moment, Guo Dongming thought of the "One Piece" anime he watched in high school. Aren't these the real-life devil's fruits?
Thinking about it this way, Guo Dongming can finally understand why Guo Dongting was able to awaken the ability to become invisible.
Looking at these three tempting fruits, Guo Dongming's lips twitched, imagining various scenarios of eating this fruit.
One man replaces three of the Fantastic Four and saves the world with another invisible heroine;
Or become a real version of Luffy, whose whole body is like rubber, able to stretch and shrink at will, making it long, short, thick or thin, looking at the shy and charming Empress Medusa;
Or maybe you have the power of thunder and lightning like a thunder god, with thunder and lightning shooting straight through the sky and shaking the heaven and earth!
[Guo Dongming’s silly smile is worth 666,666,666]
"It turns out that you can lick yourself, but why was the sadness I felt just now not included?" Guo Dongming said to himself with disdain.
[You have said that your emotion value is sadness, but how can there be sadness in this word game? 】
"You bully me for reading less books, right? Sad, sad, doesn't sadness belong to sadness? With this black-hearted game, are you greedy for a lot of emotional value behind my back? Why do you think you need emotional value for a game?
Girls also want to buy cosmetics, or maybe you have taken a fancy to the girl from Lao Wang’s family next door?”
Guo Dongming picked up one of the fruits and secretly glanced at the two rooms. He realized that he had been worrying too much, so he got closer and looked at it carefully for a while, feeling very expectant in his heart.
How should this fruit be eaten? It does not have the same shell as a big pineapple, nor does it have the same pitted skin as the tangerine family. Do you want to eat it by yourself like an apple, with the skin on?
Why don't you try it? It doesn't matter if you try it anyway. If it doesn't taste good, you'll have to peel it before eating it. I have no choice but to be too lazy to peel it.
I tried to take a bite, and when I did, all the fruit went directly into Guo Dongming's stomach, without the need to bite it like an apple.
No wonder Guo Dongting said she wanted to keep some big pineapples for herself, but she was too young to keep them.
Anyway, it's already in your stomach, no matter how many mouthfuls it takes.
You don’t have to overwhelm yourself with many skills! You don’t need to copy them, you have to have an ability that is truly yours, and this ability cannot be copied by others.
But if you think about it carefully, who else would copy his abilities except Guo Dongming himself.
【Spit bubbles, bubbles of different colors and sizes will be spitted out!】
Seeing the introduction of the new abilities that appeared in his eyes, Guo Dongming was so angry that he would beat the shit out of the person who developed this game. Guo Dongming would eat shit during the performance.
After getting along with people for a long time, I find that dogs are dogs, but sometimes people are even more dogs than dogs.
I am not in the mood to continue eating the next two fruits. Anyway, I have the ability to copy and paste. Whatever ability I like in the future, I can just copy and paste it. Why suffer such insult.
Just click on the money bag with the most 'anger' in front of you.
"One anger value can be exchanged for anything in the original world!"
Just one sentence, it means everything under "angry".
[...At this moment, you are faced with a choice and don’t know where to go... Just recite the periodic table of elements once and you can redeem it once! The rules of the game are very simple.]
"Facing a choice? Where do you get the choice? I don't know which way to go. Your game will sooner or later make me angry. Then you can find another host!"
Guo Dongming is thinking mentally, "An anger level can be exchanged for anything in the original world." What does this sentence mean?
You might as well give it a try, Guo Dongming went through it in his mind. Soon he had what he needed to redeem.
Everyone on the planet needs and is interested in it, except Dad Ma, who is not interested.
Many people do not care about food and drink because of it, and many people have their families ruined because of it.
Soon a red 100-yuan soft girl coin appeared in Guo Dongming's hand, and his anger level also decreased by one.
Sure enough, it works. Soft sister coins are not circulated in this world. The money in this world is similar to that on earth. It is also a paper currency. The maximum denomination is also one hundred yuan, but the pattern on it is different.
Printed on the money in this metaverse world is a middle-aged man with glasses and a somewhat elegant appearance, with three small characters written below "Fang Xiaotian".
So the soft girl coins on the earth are of no use here. Otherwise, Guo Dongming would not need to go out and sell pickled fish every day. As long as he treats others every day, collects anger and anger points, and counts money every day until his hands cramp, maybe he will also be good at money by then.
Not interested. Because I have so much money and I don’t know what to do with it.
When I think about the world without the Internet and electronic products, children's childhood is so boring. In life, there is only practice and practice, and how many joys, anger, sorrows and joys are missing.
Thinking about himself, when he was young and frivolous, when he was playing King of Kings, he was as happy as a three-year-old child when he was in the right position; when he was in the wrong position, he was as sad as a forty-year-old uncle; when he was angry, he wanted to smash his cell phone. This childhood
How interesting it is to experience the joys, sorrows and joys of life from a young age. When you grow up, you will take fewer detours and be more able to withstand stress.
"If this is possible, it means this game is pretty reliable!" Guo Dongming has already thought of what he wants to redeem.
"Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium and boron... I have been using Ai Crazy 6splus before!"
He was carrying the periodic table in his mouth with a look of anticipation. The thing Guo Dongming wanted to redeem was the mobile phone he had been using before. After all, his previous mobile phone contained countless mobile games, and the most important thing was that it contained a companion card.
My own mobile sim card for ten years.
Guo Dongming is thinking that even if there is no mobile signal here, it will be fine. After all, many games can be played in stand-alone mode. This world has electricity, so there is no need to worry about lack of electricity.
The golden body is about the size of a brick, and it feels so safe to hold in the hand. In my mind, I imagined my beloved machine in my previous life, the one that stayed with me for two years and three months, and made me reach the top of the list of love many times.
In the dead of night, the phone that accompanied me to watch countless videos of beautiful women.
I'm very excited now that I'm about to get it.
Should it be held with the left hand or the right hand, as a reminder of the beloved machine of the past?
Suddenly, his entire body was charred black, with a few fragments of glass still attached, and something the size of a mobile phone appeared on Guo Dongming's hands.
Guo Dongming was stunned when he saw what he saw in front of him. What is this? Is this the mobile phone he took out at the crematorium?
"What I want is the Aifeng 6splus that I have been using before. The phone you gave me must be the phone used by the King of Hell!"
Guo Dongming felt that he had reached the limit of his tolerance and that he would go berserk at any time. Although he could not smash the game panel directly, what he could guarantee was that he could do it to himself.
[...You feel angry and helpless at being deceived and deceived...]
"I am very angry, but am I helpless? It really makes me anxious. I really know how to beat myself up. By then, at worst, everyone will be dead and no one will have a good life."
[This is your love madness. You are in that world. Because of the explosion, your mobile phone was not properly protected, which caused it to explode like this. Don’t doubt the authenticity of the game. You can try it again. It’s definitely possible.]
"I'll trust you for a little while longer!"
Guo Dongming thought about it for a long time this time, and finally remembered that he had met a host on Doujiu short video before, who was very beautiful. He usually tipped him several times, because the amount of the tip was not large, and when he met him, everyone was happy
He declined.
Hey, it's all because I care about money, and I haven't even seen the beautiful woman in person. Now that she's healed, she's like a light, and I can no longer use the wife book I saved through frugality in the past.
It seems that people still have to think about things in this life. If you want to eat, don’t be reluctant, just eat it. Wherever you want to go, just go. If you want to see the person, just go see it. Don’t be reluctant
, let alone wait. No one knows what is waiting for us tomorrow?
Maybe forever!
"Then exchange it for the personal mobile phone of the female anchor I like."
At this time, Guo Dongming did not worry about gains and losses as before. He had already experienced it and was already looking down on it.
A pink Oppoo phone for girls appeared in Guo Dongming's hand, with a photo of the female anchor on the lock screen.
She is still so beautiful and charming. Guo Dongming is in a mixed mood at the moment, feeling both joy and sadness, and more importantly, regret!
I tried to open the phone, but it kept saying the password was incorrect.
[...You are worried about not being able to enter the correct mobile phone password at the moment, so you want to give up. The password is 123456, you’re welcome, we are Xiaolei Feng who likes to help others!]
I entered the password 123456 on my mobile phone, which contains various mobile software. It is simply a small application mall.
But what Guo Dongming is most concerned about at the moment is not these, but the photo album. He wants to see how beautiful and touching his goddess is.
Click on the photo album, it is full of photos, and there are even many private photos and explosive videos, but the heroines in these private photos and videos are not the same person, and in every private photo or video, there is a dark and fat man.
..
Guo Dongming directly crossed these. He didn't expect that his goddess would still like to watch such vulgar things. Soon Guo Dongming opened the Douyin short video app and opened the private short video in it, and unexpectedly found the dark and fat man again.
man, and then through beauty and face-slimming filters, he finally turned into the female anchor Guo Dongming had seen in the video before.
When you open the chat app, all the evidence proves that this dark and fat man is the female anchor that Guo Dongming has longed for and dreamed of!