Early in the morning, he came to the classroom. Guo Dongming affectionately grabbed the hand of his deskmate, chubby Jiang Xiaojun.
Originally he scorned the abilities of his deskmate Jiang Xiaojun, but Guo Dongming finally understood a truth.
No one will appear in your world for no reason. Either to make you suffer or to help you.
No, through the fact that he could barely eat one apple last night, Guo Dongming secretly made up his mind that he must become a big eater.
The Big Eater is great. Not only can it help you eat more apples to improve your spiritual practice, but when things are worst, you can also do live broadcasts. The most important thing is that there is no technical content.
Just be careful not to overeat. If one day you find that your hair is getting thinner and thinner, dark spots appear on your face, and your body becomes weaker, you must be more vigilant.
"Brother Ming, I know I still have a lot of personal charm. But I am a very single-minded person. I will never marry anyone other than Wang Zhongjuan in my life! If classmate Yang Yunzhi abandons you, it will be fine. Why should a man worry about not having a wife? We did it
After sixteen years of being a dog licker, although Wang Zhongjuan has always looked down on me, as long as she doesn't get married for a day, I still have a chance. So brother, don't lose heart, don't be discouraged. Don't let your sexual orientation change just because of a temporary loss of favor.
Changes have occurred. Please remember that there are still many girls in the world who like to lick dogs. Don't hang yourself on a tree!
But if you can’t get over your sadness during this period, I will reluctantly sacrifice your appearance!”
Jiang Xiaojun gently closed his eyes affectionately and enchantingly, pouted his mouth, and slowly approached Guo Dongming.
"vomit!"
Sure enough, everyone who appears in life is arranged by God!
This Jiang Xiaojun was arranged by God to disgust him!
He successfully copied Jiang Xiaojun's ability - the ability to eat. Guo Dongming's goal was achieved. He pushed Jiang Xiaojun away, fearing that if he was a second too late, he would really be disgusted.
[Dog-licking ability, top notch!]
A few dark Chinese characters in his eyes made Guo Dongming seem to understand something. He stared at Jiang Xiaojun in disbelief.
I didn’t expect this little fat guy to be an infatuated person!
"Humph, Brother Ming is annoying! When you like others, you call them Xiaojunjun. When you don't like them, you push them away!"
He slowly got up from the ground. He was pushed by Guo Dongming just now and sat directly on the ground. He touched his butt to see if it was broken into four pieces!
"Here! In return for your sincere friendship to me! This is for you. It can help you calculate when your Wang Zhongjuan will agree to marry you!"
Although this little fat man's behavior made Guo Dongming a little "disgusting", it did make him feel warm in his heart for a moment.
It reminded Guo Dongming of his previous life when he was in high school. Several friends who were close to him would often do these seemingly disgusting things when playing together. In fact, they would only do this if they had a very good relationship with each other.
action.
Youth is so good!
This friendship becomes more precious as time goes by!
In the previous life, everyone was working for a living, and in the end this friendship could only be hidden deep in each other's hearts.
Taking the word "southeast, northwest" from Guo Dongming's hand, Jiang Xiaojun looked at it with a puzzled face. Guo Dongming picked up a signature pen and wrote on it, one month, half a year, one year, two years, three years, ten years.
These five Chinese characters are fifty years and forever.
"Now you just need to say a direction and then a number, and I can help you determine when you and Wang Zhongjuan can be together!"
A trick to deceive children! Not very practical, entertainment first!
"Why do I feel that this is perfunctory and unreliable? Brother Ming, are you lying to me?"
Excited, happy, cautious.
Jiang Xiaojun's mood was extremely complicated at the moment.
"You won't lose anything anyway!"
"Okay! Just give it a try! Dong, 8 strokes!"
"Half a year!"
[Jiang Xiaojun’s ecstatic mood value is 999]
"Brother Ming, your stuff is so accurate!"
"As long as you are happy!"
Guo Dongming looked at Jiang Xiaojun who had contributed nearly a thousand positive emotion points to him in his eyes. He was sluggish for a moment and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Although Guo Dongming is very eager for positive emotions, the original owner of his body has a worrying IQ!
"Xiaojun, if you can turn all the faces of this Rubik's Cube into the same color, it means this test is real!"
Afraid of affecting his IQ, Guo Dongming quickly left Jiang Xiaojun a Rubik's Cube and went out to find He Feng and others to discuss a plan to deal with the Qinglong Team.
"Brother Ming! Okay, this is too easy!"
After taking over Guo Dongming's Rubik's Cube, Jiang Xiaojun devoted himself wholeheartedly to it. As soon as Guo Dongming walked out of the teaching building, he heard Jiang Xiaojun's shout.
Guo Dongming was so frightened that he ran away. He originally wanted to pass a Rubik's Cube to delay Jiang Xiaojun.
Now Guo Dongming doesn't care whether the Rubik's Cube is really reset or not. It only shows that Jiang Xiaojun is still capable and can restore the Rubik's Cube very quickly! It doesn't matter whether the result is correct or not! It's just that he is fast.
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"I will challenge their IQ in a moment! While they are distracted, I use my ability to make them fall. Then Jin Lei, you quickly activate your ability of heaven and earth as chess to imprison them. And Chen Feipeng, you protect me
Jin Lei. He Feng, use Yi Xing to distance yourself from them, find an opportunity to knock down two of their girls first, and then knock down the one you don’t like! The moment the Qinglong team was imprisoned by Jin Lei, Cao Zihou
You should quickly use your lightning for a day. It is best to use your ability to sweep thousands of armies and severely damage them. If they still have the strength to fight, leave the rest to me!"
Guo Dongming knew that if his team wanted to defeat the Qinglong team, there was no chance of winning.
It’s just that this method is a bit disgraceful!
But military strategists have a saying, "A soldier never tires of deceit!"
"What's going on? Why hasn't Zhang Jin come yet?"
Seeing that the members of Xiao Nezha's team on the opposite side were already here, but his own team had not yet arrived, Liuzhou couldn't help but frown slightly. His Qinglong team were all veteran members. They had been training together and going on missions together for two full years.
Time, I have never been late or left early, but today it suddenly slipped!
This made Liuzhou, who always had a good reputation, feel a little embarrassed.
There are so many students down there watching this game. Everyone will definitely discuss that some members of the Blue Dragon team got stage fright and chose to escape.
Although Liuzhou knew in his heart that there was no coward in his team, he was afraid of what people said, Tumo Xingzi would drown people!
Yesterday in public, Guo Dongming had already disgraced himself. Today he will definitely repay the other party tenfold and a hundredfold!
"How about Xu Dadi! Have you found him?"
Seeing a person from Xu Dadi coming back from afar, Liuzhou looked ugly, his cheeks twitched, and his eyes were full of anger, as if he wanted to eat the five people opposite him alive.
"No wait, if it doesn't work, we'll just have four people competing with them."
"Liuzhou, it's bad! Zhang Jin...Zhang Jin is dead. The college leaders just received the alert and went to his home."
The sturdy young man named Xu Dadi, whose ability was that of a stone man, ran toward the playground in fear. During the run, he fell to the ground several times because he was too scared.
"What? Zhang Jin is dead?"
When everyone heard this, they were stunned at first, and then their faces were full of gloom and uneasiness.
This happened one after another. First, there was an incident of monsters skinning people in the small town, and now there are news of the death of classmates in the college, and everyone fell into panic...
But at this moment, Liuzhou's eyes were gloomy, his expression suddenly became ferocious, and he suddenly roared as if he was possessed by an evil spirit.