"Classmate, what's your name?" At this time, there was a young female teacher in the corner of the office. Kazilan had big eyes, a ponytail, and a curvy figure.
Guo Dongyin took a quick look and found out that he had guessed it. The female teacher was twenty-four or five years old and she was exactly the type he liked.
The most important thing is that teaching is a noble profession and has connotation.
"Classmate, what did you say about spring silkworms and wax torches just now? It feels very charming. I wonder if you can say it again!"
"The spring silkworms will not run out of silk until they die, and the wax torches will not dry until they turn to ashes and shed tears."
Guo Dongyin looked at the female teacher with surprised eyes. Shouldn't this sentence be the most basic poem describing a teacher's selfless dedication?
Anyone who has received nine years of compulsory education should know this, right?!
What's more, as a people's teacher with sacred connotation, shouldn't this be the most basic quality?
Although this world advocates 'violence', these most basic knowledge reserves should still be available.
"Teacher Xiao Dai, his name is Guo Dongyin. He is a genius student in Lao Xu's Strengthening Class 1. Teacher Xiao Dai said this, damn, I feel like this poem is really charming!"
"Yes, I thought of comparing our teachers to spring silkworms, spinning silk all their lives, and dying; and like candles, burning themselves to illuminate others, turning into ashes without regrets. By comparing teachers to spring silkworms and wax torches
Praise the teacher for your dedication to spiritual education and your touching spirit until death. Teacher Guo did not expect that you are also quite accomplished in academics. If those old people in the Confucian School knew that we also have students in the Negentropy School who said such wonderful words, Teacher Xu
, do you think they will come and ask you for help?"
"Teacher Peng, you are indeed the most talented teacher among us. At such an old age, you still pursue elegance like Teacher Xiao Dai and others."
"Teacher Du, you are wrong. Although I have always looked down on those wooden lumps in the Confucian Academy, there is a saying that is right: live and learn."
Isn't this supposed to be a flattering, rainbow fart? Why did a poem I casually say become a talking point for teachers to show off to?
"Teacher, do you know Li Shangyin of the Tang Dynasty?"
Guo Dongyin saw that these teachers who were role models actually did not know this love poem, which was quite famous in Tang poetry and Song poetry. It was only for special reasons that it was later used to describe the selfless dedication of the teachers.
In order to verify the confusion and doubts in his heart, Guo Dongyin tentatively asked the author of this poem.
"Tang Dynasty? Oh, the last dynasty before our heyday. I remember the last emperor was named Tang Taizong Li Shimin. Who hasn't heard of Li Shangyin?"
At this time, Teacher Peng Yong was very happy that in his spare time, he liked to read the book "Where Are All the Gods and Demons Going?" written by the dean of the Confucian Academy.
The book records that more than a thousand years ago, the Tang Dynasty, the last dynasty in China, suddenly collapsed after Monk Tang went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Many great powers and demons and ghosts in the world also suddenly disappeared at that time.
After the fall of the Tang Dynasty, after decades of turmoil, Fang Xiaotian, the god of hundreds of tribes, led the human race to create the Ghost Ax Divine Works Organization. From then on, the human race entered its heyday, which has lasted for more than a thousand years.
When several other teachers heard about Tang Dynasty, they were as confused as scumbags listening to the teacher's lectures in class.
At this time, there is a kind of regret that the book will be less regretted when it is used.
In Guo Dongyin's impression, the last emperor of the Tang Dynasty was Emperor Ai Li (chu), and after the Tang Dynasty there were the Song, Yuan, Yin and Qing Dynasties, and this was directly the so-called heyday.
"Then Li Bai, Li He, Bai Juyi and Du Fu, you should know one of them, right?"
Guo Dongyin suddenly revealed the famous Tang Dynasty poet who gave Guo Dongyin countless nightmares in his childhood when he was receiving nine-year compulsory education.
Du Fu, the sage of poetry, Li Bai, the fairy of poetry, Bai Juyi, the demon of poetry, Li He, the ghost of poetry!
It is estimated that these poets did not know that they had these titles until their death.
"Who are they?"
It can be confirmed from the expressions of all the teachers in the office that they really do not know these nightmare players.
On Earth, Guo Dongyin received nine years of compulsory education, and everyone around him has also received nine years of compulsory education.
The same educational cognition and the same circle of nine-year compulsory education make it difficult to truly appreciate the advantages and disadvantages of nine-year compulsory education.
When I think about it, once nine-year compulsory education becomes common in the world, it is estimated that the biggest enemy these monks will face will not be monsters, but the ruthless attacks from these poets and saints.
"Teacher, I have just been promoted to the second level of cultivation, and my state is not stable enough. I will go back to practice first!"
My purpose of coming here has been achieved, and there is no need to stay any longer. I just excused myself and left the office.
The first priority is to go to the library and find books about the history of this world.
It is very irrational and unreliable to want to understand history from the mouth of a liberal arts scum like Guo Dongting.
...
"Brother, something big happened!"
"You go down first!" Hu Qifeng, the old director of Lishan Fortune, adjusted his collar and motioned for his secretary to go out first, and then said with some dissatisfaction, "Can you knock on the door first when you come in next time! And what a big deal, I
I often tell you that you should stay calm during big events!"
"Yes, yes, yes, that's what brother taught you!" Xu Jinjiang walked out of the office again, pretended to knock on the office door twice, and then waited respectfully for Hu Qifeng to speak.
"What happened? That made you so panicked."
There had been a storm just now, and his mouth was dry. Hu Qifeng picked up the tea cup on his desk and drank it in one gulp. Still not satisfied, he loosened the tight tie that he had tied just now and asked calmly and calmly.
"Han Chenyang is dead! And according to friends in my circle, it seems to be related to the manual we gave him."
There was nowhere to place his hands. He clenched them into fists and unclenched them for a while. Xu Jinjiang's palms were filled with sweat, and his eyes were eagerly waiting for Hu Qifeng's plan.
"Isn't it just that a student from the Negentropy Academy died? What a fuss! If the Negentropy Academy investigates, we can tell the truth. We are also entrusted by others. As for why people die, how do we know? This manual
You wouldn’t take the initiative to kill someone, would you? Aren’t we both fine? If the sky falls, there will be tall people to hold us up.”
After Xu Jinjiang got a reassurance from Hu Qifeng, he finally felt relieved.
Seeing Hu Qifeng take out a cigarette, he quickly stepped forward to help him light it.
"As long as we didn't kill the person, they can do anything to us. We are just ordinary people."
He took a deep breath of cigarette, leaned back on the leather chair, closed his eyes comfortably, and slowly blew out a smoke ring.
"I just got a good idea from Xiao Liu's place. I'll have all the people in the sales department go out and post an advertisement. The advertisement reads like this. The annual interest rate is 15%. A one-time top-up of 100,000 yuan will be our exclusive privilege.
As a member, as long as you invite a friend to invest in our company, no matter how much you invest, you can get a 20% commission from the interest. If the amount exceeds 100,000, you will get a direct 50% commission! If the introduced friend introduces you again
If other people invest, they will be able to indirectly withdraw a 10% commission. If you open an account with us, friends who have not invested can also receive a reward of 20 yuan. Friends introduced by friends can indirectly receive a reward of 10 yuan, and so on.
.”
"If many people only open accounts and don't invest, and we still give bonuses, this kind of money-losing business, wouldn't we be taken advantage of? One ten yuan, two ten yuan, one hundred ten yuan, we can bear it.
, then what if, I say what if all the people in Mainland China just open accounts and don’t invest, wouldn’t we be drinking from the northwest wind?”
Hearing Hu Qifeng's bold marketing strategy, Xu Jinjiang, who has always been a petty person, couldn't help but feel a little worried.
"Jinjiang! How many years have you been with me?" Hu Qifeng was very determined and was not moved by Xu Jinjiang's worries. He continued to ask calmly.
"Brother, including this year, it has been eight years!"
Xu Jinjiang is very proud. After eight years, he is already a veteran employee of the company.
"Follow me for eight years in vain! The purpose of our profession is to grasp the greed of human nature. The more greedy people are, the more profitable we are! We are all ordinary people and cannot pursue the illusory and supreme realm like those monks.
We have only one goal in life, and only money can realize our true value. This life is worth living in this world!
Although there are many monks in this world, there are also many ordinary people who work hard to make money in order to live and try every means to make money. As long as it is profitable, they will take risks.
Now I am just learning like a hunter and starting to set traps. As long as there are enough prey, there will always be some greedy and ugly prey that fall into the traps we set. So these small profits are just the bait on the trap.
I believe that as long as there are enough baits, more and more such prey will follow!"
"I see, my brother is really a marketing genius!"
...
The door of the library of Negentropy Academy is closed, and few people usually come here. For students of Negentropy Academy who value practice, few people pay attention to theoretical knowledge, and it will only become a shackle on their own cultivation path.
When he pushed the door open, Guo Dongyin almost choked to death from the dust that hit his face. Fortunately, the lighting here was still intact, so he turned on the light.
The library is not very big, only the size of a classroom. There are only ten rows of bookshelves inside, and they are all covered with cobwebs. It seems that no one has been here for a long time.
Guo Dongyin quickly found a history book, "Five Thousand Years of the Metaverse"!
From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the Qin and Han Dynasties, the Southern and Northern Dynasties, and then the Sui Dynasty, the history up to this point is consistent with the history Guo Dongyin learned on earth.
But from the 627th year to the 645th year of the first year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, the changes in the dynasties were completely different from the dynasties in Guo Dongyin's memory.
Six hundred and forty-five years later, for unknown reasons, the world began to collapse, the world was in chaos, and demons were rampant. But in just a few years, all the gods and demons disappeared overnight. Most of the monks also died because of the spiritual energy.
It was not until a few decades later that Fang Xiaotian, the god of hundreds of tribes, emerged from the sky, and with his own strength, he was able to control the storm. After hundreds of years of development, he founded the Ghostly Gods and Crafts Organization, and then there was a relatively peaceful and prosperous era. It has continued.
So far, it has a history of more than a thousand years.
And what exactly happened in the decades after the Tang Dynasty in this world? There is no detailed record in this book.
What this book describes the most is the later prosperous era. Fang Xiaotian, who was called the God of Hundreds of Clans by the human race, was such a talented person. He established various cultivation physiques suitable for practitioners, and also provided various kinds of cultivation methods for ordinary people.
A profession that helps the world build infrastructure. Anyway, Guo Dongyin can tell from this book that the author of this book must be a fan of Fang Xiaotian.
All kinds of words of praise that can be used for Fang Xiaotian can be seen in this book.
"The God of the Hundred Tribes is simply a genius. The dinosaurs must have become extinct because their hands were too short to applaud the genius of our dear God of the Hundred Tribes!"
"Fang Xiaotian's eyes are like endless stars. On the day he was born, God must have crushed the moon and put it into Fang Xiaotian's eyes, making us so obsessed with him!"
...
Such exaggerated and mindless words of praise made Guo Dongyin even more certain as to why he had been dumped by girls for twenty-eight years in his previous life.
It seems that rainbow fart is an art. If you want to learn it well, you need to learn more from the author of this book.
Although it is difficult to say such disgusting words, it does make those who listen feel happy.
Adults always do things that go against their own conscience just to please others!