He actually roughly understood the basic information of the ‘netizen’. How could Guo Dongyin let go of such a good opportunity? It’s time to correct his emotions again!
"Mr. Daozhen Renjing: Sister Cao often mentions the two sisters. The elder sister has a temperament as beautiful as an orchid and a talent beyond immortality!" Guo Dongyin deduced from the conversation just now that the woman named 'Li Lingyue' on the Internet should be in a Confucian academy.
Among them, they must be very literary, and women all love beauty. Guo Dongyin played a marginal role here. He did not specifically refer to which of the two women, but just vaguely and generally praised them both. His purpose was not
It's not really about praising, but using yourself to identify the other person's name by collecting the other person's positive emotion value. This is Guo Dongyin's purpose.
[Tang Wange’s slightly happy mood value is 20, Wei Xige’s positive mood value is 2]
The two girls, both of whom had "singing" names, only contributed such a small amount of positive emotion after hearing others praise themselves. Moreover, the nun girl from Jizhao'an was a bit too much. She was just positive.
With an emotion value of 2, Guo Dongyin almost regarded her as a zombie.
But it doesn't matter, Guo Dongyin's goal was achieved. Through his word game, he figured out the names of the two of them, and he was confident.
Now we have to get the names of the girls, and the next step is the contact information. No, now we have the contact information, and then we have to meet the girls, have dinner, and book a room. Damn, what are you thinking, using the names to continue to praise me, even though now I am
Emotional value comes from a wide range of sources, but who can think of making too much money?
Guo Dongyin folded the paper crane and put it back on the Blackwater River. In order to make rational use of time, Guo Dongyin took out dozens of apples. Time is money. Make good use of the fragmented time to enrich yourself.
As soon as he took his first bite of the apple, Qianzhihe's pink eye came back again. Guo Dongyin opened the Qianzhihe again. The whole process came over and over again, which made him, who was used to using instant messaging software on his mobile phone, very energetic.
I'm almost going to collapse. People who think about this are so short-sighted.
"Li Lingyue: How come I didn't know Qinglian would say such a thing? Besides, what other nice things did that girl say?"
"Zixu Yuanjun: I didn't expect Sister Qinglian to be so talented! Sister Wange, did she go to your place and get influenced by her?"
[Wei Xige’s mood value is 15]
From the tone of the text, I can see that I am very happy. Why does it contribute so little emotional value? And Tang Wange is even more outrageous. She actually has no positive emotional value.
But don’t tell me, they like this, and they seem to be very interested in poetry.
"Mr. Daozhen Renjing: Sister Cao often describes Sister Wange around me. Jinjiang is smooth and graceful, and she imagines Wenjun and Xue Tao. Her words are parrot-tongued, and her articles are worthy of phoenix feathers. She also says that Sister Xige has hands like
It is soft and smooth, its skin is like condensed fat. Its collar is like a cricket grub, and its teeth are like a gourd rhinoceros. It has a slender head and moth-like eyebrows, a charming smile, and beautiful eyes."
Guo Dongyin already knows the names of the other two this time, so the more specific the compliments are, the happier they will be. It is more effective than general compliments.
[Wei Xige’s joyful mood value is 20]
Sure enough, it worked. He suddenly became a normal person from a zombie. It seems that the nuns in the nunnery will continue to practice! After just two sentences, I started to feel restless. If I do this every day in the future,
After my own rainbow fart, wouldn’t I have to go down the mountain and return to secular life? Amitabha, it’s a sin!
But what's going on with Tang Wange? Did she go offline without saying hello?
Guo Dongyin finished eating the first apple, folded the paper crane, and placed it on the ripples of the black water river. He repeated the back and forth action. It was so boring, boring, and irritating.
"Li Lingyue: I still know how much ink is in that girl Qinglian's belly? I wonder which Confucian bachelor teacher you are? Stop teasing the little girl. She actually knows my identity, so there is no need to hide it.
!And to be able to write such excellent poems, could it be that you are Teacher Yuan?"
"Zixu Yuanjun: Sister Qinglian really describes me like this? It's so funny ^_^"
It turns out that Tang Wan Ge was not offline, but his own self-righteousness exposed himself. But the poem describing Tang Wan Ge was indeed written by Yuan Zhen, a poet of the Tang Dynasty. And according to time calculation, this Yuan Zhen should have been in Zhenguan Yuan Dynasty.
Years from now, no one in this world will know him. The teacher Yuan Tang Wange talks about is just a coincidence.
The other party actually found out, there is nothing to hide, show your cards, stop pretending!
"Mr. Daozhen Renjing: Guess!" Guo Dongyin did not deny or admit it. The best way to answer is to leave blank space, which leaves room for unlimited imagination for smart people.
"Li Lingyue: You don't want to reveal your identity. Then I, Tang Wange, am going to bed!"
"Zixu Yuanjun: What a pity. Say hello to Sister Qinglian for me. The weather in spring is unpredictable. I wore a cotton-padded jacket in the morning. Now I'm sweating. I'm going to take a shower."
Sure enough, women are all the same, whether in the previous life or in this world, as long as they chat with themselves for a few words, the beautiful woman will make an excuse to go to bed or take a shower.
Why am I still a virgin after twenty-eight years? Did I misunderstand what the girls said before? Thinking about it now, it seems to be a hint... Guo Dongyin looked at such a similar offline scene and fell into a self-consciousness that could not be calmed for a long time.
Under analysis.
"Actually, it was the girl who gave me a hint, should I crawl along the network cable?"
"Wow, little brother, can you finish eating so many apples by yourself?"
While Guo Dongyin was meditating, the door of the private room was pushed open, and he saw a man wearing thick glasses, swollen eye bags, heavy dark circles, and gray hair. However, it could be seen from his face that this man was not old and had a good figure.
A man about the same height as Chen Feipeng pushed open the door and entered.
Is this person so rude? What does he want to do? Is it really okay to just enter other people's private rooms in this bathing center? Could he be...
Are you a fan of multiplayer games here? Looking at the heavy dark circles under his eyes, Guo Dongyin had various doubts in his mind after seeing the man for the first time.
"Hello, my name is Shen Boyao. I am a bachelor-level teacher at Gangzhong Confucian College! Do you mind if I eat an apple?" Shen Boyao came to know him well, sat opposite Guo Dongyin, picked up an apple, and put it in his mouth
Chewing it, "Huh? Where did you buy this apple? It's so delicious!"
"What's the matter with you?" Guo Dongyin did not answer Shen Boyao's question and looked at this suspicious person warily.
"Oh, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry for bothering you! In fact, I was attracted by your envelope." Shen Boyao was obviously very satisfied with the apples. He killed one in three attempts, and when he was about to get another one, Guo
Dongyin is very vigilant about protecting other apples.
Guo Dongyin quickly put the envelope away, "You're the one who's confused!"
"Don't worry, I won't steal your Feihe message!"
"You know this?"
"Of course, other people may not know, but Tang Wenger, the dean of our college, has a letter sent by a flying crane. I have seen it before, and many teachers know it. This is no longer a secret."
"Feihe sent a message?"
"So you don't know its name? In fact, we also heard what the dean said, and we have never seen such a thing before. The dean just said that it was passed down from her ancestors, and there are only seven flying seals in the world. Crane Chuan Shu, I didn’t expect to see another one here today, I will go back and tell Dean Tang, she must be very happy.”
Shen Boyao kept talking to himself, and Guo Dongyin couldn't get a word in. To be precise, he was still wary.
"This is my business card. I don't know your name yet. When I get back, I will tell our dean so that she can find you!" Shen Boyao took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Guo Dong. Negative.
"Guo Dongyin, a sophomore student at Negentropy Academy!" Guo Dongyin took the business card and looked at the personal information on it.
"Gangzhong Confucian Academy, the leader in the field of biological cells, Shen Boyao!"
This title is so exaggerated! Guo Dongyin even regretted telling him his name.
"It turns out he's a monk from the Negative Entropy Academy. I'm so disrespectful!" Shen Boyao smiled and left.
Guo Dongyin was still confused. What was Shen Boyao doing here?
Looking at Shen Boyao's title, and then thinking about the dark circles under his eyes, and now appearing in the Phoenix Club, is he the time management master in this world?