Li Jingming said: "Nuan Nuan, give me a hug for dad, and let mom cook some noodles for dad, okay?"
Yang Lina said: "Go by yourself. What are you doing while eating?"
Well, if you blame yourself when you eat, you shouldn't invite him to eat Western food. You should take him to eat fried noodles or steamed noodles.
A stinky man who doesn't understand style.
Yang Lina said this, but still handed the warmth to Li Jingming, took off her down jacket, went into the kitchen and washed her hands.
There was no white noodles at home, so Yang Lina cooked buckwheat noodles and threw a handful of vegetables into them.
Put the noodles into the pot, Yang Lina mixes the sesame sauce in the bowl, adds sesame oil, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, cooked sesame seeds, seasonings, etc., and scoops up a ladle of noodle soup to divide the seasonings in the bowl.
After the noodles were cooked, she put them into a bowl, added another ladle of noodle soup, and added her own secret red oil. The aroma of the noodles instantly filled the kitchen.
When a bowl of noodles was served, everyone from the east, west, and east came to join us.
Yang Lina carried Nuan Nuan upstairs to wash up. Dongdong sat opposite Li Jingming and said, "Dad, I have a little question to ask you."
Li Jingming was eating noodles and asked, "What's the problem?"
Dongdong: "Am I your biological child?"
"Ahem..."
Li Jingming sucked the noodles and coughed violently when Dongdong asked him.
He thought this guy was asking some other questions. Who knew he would be asking such strange questions?
Isn't this looking for a fight?
Li Jingming took the paper towel on the side and wiped his mouth. He looked at Dongdong who was sitting opposite him seriously, pointed his fingers at him and said: "Son, come here, sit next to your father, and I will teach you about this."
Answer."
Dongdong realized the anger in his eyes, smiled, sat upright and waved his hands, saying, "No, no, I'll just sit here."
Li Jingming stood up and said, "Then sit down and I'll come over."
Dongdong realized that his father was angry. As soon as Li Jingming raised his butt, Dongdong ran away immediately.
Li Jingming said: "Thank you for running so fast. If you run a step slower, try it and see if I don't beat you to death."
Why do you have so many strange questions every day?
I think you are just full.
Let me ask you, in addition to thinking about the questions in the textbook every day, how do you come up with these questions?
If you were not my biological child, I would have thrown you into an orphanage long ago."
This question really shocked him.
The eyes of the other three people all fell on Li Jingming.
Li Jingming rolled up his sleeves, pointed at three pairs of round eyes and said, "Why are you laughing?
You guys also have a share, please go back to your room.
Let me tell you, I will definitely not live long because I am angry with you.
Do you think Nuan Nuan is so good?
You little bastard, none of them make me worry."
Xixi smiled and said: "Dad, don't worry, I won't ask such idiotic questions. I know you gave birth to me."
Li Jingming seemed to have heard some funny joke. He couldn't help but stare, rolling up his sleeves and walking towards the dining table.
"Tell me, how did you know?"
"Mom is so smart. Our teacher said that I am also very smart. The waves from behind in the Yangtze River pushed the waves in front of me. If the waves in front of me were beaten to death on the beach, I must have been born to you."
Before the noodles were put into his mouth, why did Li Jingming think this was so wrong?
What does it mean that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead? This feeling is that the couple will be shot to death in the end.
Li Jingming looked at the children tiredly and didn't know what to say for a moment.
They didn't seem to have these weird topics when they were young.
At that time, they just thought about working more every day, earning more centimeters, and waiting for the end of the year to have something to eat.
What about today’s children?
They were so happy and carefree. They had been full all day long and had nothing to do but thought about their own life experiences.
"You all go back to your room quickly. I don't want to see you. What are you thinking about every day?"
The three children couldn't help but laugh. Although they knew very well about their own life experiences, Dongdong was really brave to ask this question.
Xixi rolled her eyes and said, "Dad, don't you want to know why our boss asked this?"
Their boss?
Dongdong?
None of them are upright.
Li Jingming is already impatient. In his opinion, this question and answer are meaningless. Whether they like it or not, they are their own children.
"I'm warning you. If you don't like to talk, go upstairs quickly."
"Because you and mom hurt Nuannuan the most, that's why the boss asked this question."
After Xixi finished speaking, Li Jingming really wanted to beat him up.
"Hey, you little bastards, you deliberately don't want me to eat this bowl of noodles, right?
When you were born, you were just as big as Nuannuan when you were a child. Your mother and I fed you by pooping and peeing. How dare you say these things now?
If you have any objections, you can always go to your biological parents. Your mother and I will open the door for you to run away from home at any time.
You can get out now, you are such a heartless little thing.
Get out of here and disappear in front of me."
Li Jingming was so angry that his chest heaved up and down, and he really had a headache.
Xixi stuck out her tongue and said that she was fed a lot of shit and piss, which showed that their treatment was not very good. If she continued talking, she would only get a beating.
With this thought, the three of them walked away in despair.
After struggling for a long time, Li Jingming's bowl of noodles was all lumpy together.
He sighed and suddenly realized that having more children would not do any good and his head would hurt.
He went into the kitchen, washed himself two green onions, and ate a bowl of noodles with the green onions.
On the second floor, Yang Lina washed the dishes and bathed Nuan Nuan, put on one-piece pajamas, and wore a pink shower cap on her head.
When Li Jingming came back to the room, Nuannuan was lying in his crib, holding his feet in his hands and turning over, humming and murmuring in his small mouth.
Seeing Nuannuan's cute scene, he immediately lost his temper.
Fortunately, okay, there is such a cute little girl.
Li Jingming lay next to the crib to kiss Nuan Nuan, and Nuan Nuan's white and fat little hands pressed against Li Jingming's chin.
"No, no, no..."
The cute voice of resistance made Li Jingming couldn't help but smile. He held the warm little girl and put it to the tip of his nose and smelled it. It smelled like milk.
If he wasn't allowed to kiss his face, he would just kiss his little feet.
After kissing her little feet several times, she stepped on Li Jingming's face with her warm feet, licking her little hands and shouting happily, "Hey, yeah, yeah."
When Yang Lina came out of the bathroom, she couldn't help but smile when she saw this scene.
She used a hair dryer to dry her hair, sat on a chair with her legs crossed, and picked up a magazine to read.
Yang Lina smelled the smell of green onions and said, "Are you eating?"