When An Xiaomi heard this, he quickly begged for mercy: "I use it, I use it. Is it okay if I am wrong?
Give it to me quickly."
Nuan Nuan brought An Xiaomi a bottle of Kaiselu. After An Xiaomi went in, she came out holding her buttocks for a long time.
Her face turned a little pale and she said with difficulty: "Damn it, I have blood in my stool, Xiao Ming needs to retire."
Nuan Nuan laughed and said, "I suggest you go to the hospital tomorrow morning. If it's hemorrhoids, it will be troublesome."
An Xiaomi said: "Bah, bah, bah, don't be too talkative at night."
Nuan Nuan said: "Are you comfortable? If you feel comfortable, go to sleep as soon as possible."
An Xiaomi lay on the bed to rest. For the rest of the night, she was tossing and moaning.
In the morning, An Xiaomi got up to go to the toilet. Her butt hurt so much that she couldn't stand up. In desperation, Nuan Nuan had to call an ambulance for An Xiaomi.
On the way to the hospital, Nuannuan contacted Li Junnan.
Nuan Nuan said: "Brother, Xiaomi has hemorrhoids and it's very serious. I called an ambulance for her, and she's on her way to your hospital right now.
Do you have any acquaintance in the anorectal department? Can you be a little accommodating to her?"
Li Junnan said: "Hemorrhoids?
She is only in her early twenties and already has hemorrhoids?
Tsk tsk, do you usually keep your mouth shut?
Nuan'er, you can't follow her when she eats from now on, you'd better watch your butt."
Originally this was a sad story, but Nuannuan really wanted to laugh.
When An Xiaomi heard what Li Junnan said on the phone, she lay on the bed of the ambulance and yelled at Li Junnan: "Li Junnan, you're going to be stabbed a thousand times, how dare you laugh at me.
When I get better, I won’t be done with you.”
Nuannuan turned on the loudspeaker, and Li Junnan said: "No big or small, no manners at all.
Xiaomi, brother Junnan, is it okay to ask you a very rude question?"
An Xiaomi's buttocks felt burning even if she moved a little. She said, "If you know it's rude, it's best not to ask. I don't want to answer."
Li Junnan said: "This is related to your sexual happiness in the future.
I remember you don’t have a boyfriend, right?”
An Xiaomi said: "If I go to the hospital, what does it have to do with whether I have a boyfriend or not?"
Li Junnan chuckled sinisterly and said softly: "Sister Xiaomi, a friendly reminder, all the anorectal doctors are men, and two of the uncles are bald.
For the sake of watching you grow up, I will arrange a handsome boy for you.
Believe me, you will thank me, brother Junnan, in the future.
I asked him to wait for you at the entrance of the hospital, wish you good luck, bye!"
Not to mention how good Li Junnan was, he hung up the phone with a smile.
An Xiaomi said painfully: "Why do I feel like there is a conspiracy? What went wrong?
Will I die?"
The nurse on the side said: "The anorectal surgery is actually not bad, but it's a little painful."
An Xiaomi didn't think much about it. When others were pushed out of the car, there was a tall man in a white coat standing at the door. The man's wheat-colored complexion looked very healthy. What's more, his facial features were very regular, and he looked very heroic.
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Nuan Nuan couldn't help but hold her forehead when she saw An Xiaomi obsessed with beauty.
How long has this been, and I’m still in the mood to watch a handsome guy.
The man took over what the nurse learned about in the car, took the checklist, looked at it and said: "Zhishan Malatang, spicy hot pot at noon, hot pot at night, in this case, if you don't have hemorrhoids, I'm sorry for the garbage you eat."
food."
The man snapped, closed the blue folder in his hand, and said to the little nurse on the side: "Push it in for examination first, I guess you need surgery."
Operation?
Damn it, how do you do surgery on your butt?
When the doctor was about to go in, An Xiaomi, with quick eyesight and quick hands, grabbed the man's wrist, showed a three-cent smile, and said: "Handsome guy...isn't..."
Doctor, I would like to ask, how to operate on the buttocks?
Can I not have surgery? I just need medicine."
The man's eyes clearly turned cold and he said, "Then you go back and wait to die."
Waiting to die?
"Fuck, is it that serious?"
The man had probably never heard the word "fuck me" from a woman's mouth, so he glanced at An Xiaomi again.
He said: "My surname is Chen, Erdong Chen, Chen Xinghai. Please call me Doctor Chen."
An Xiaomi looked at Bingshan's face and realized that she was still lying down, so she quickly let go of Chen Xinghai's hand.
Chen Xinghai helped hold the sliding bed and went directly into the building of the anorectal department. Many nurses and female doctors took the initiative to say hello to him along the way.
After An Xiaomi was pushed into the examination room, Chen Xinghai's eyes remained cold and thin.
Chen Xinghai said: "Lie down and take off your pants."
An Xiaomi was instantly petrified. What the hell are you kidding?
An Xiaomi quickly covered her butt with both hands and said painfully: "No, don't even think about it. I haven't even talked to my boyfriend. I don't want my butt to be examined. How can I see anyone if word spreads?"
The corner of Chen Xinghai's mouth twitched and he almost couldn't hold it back.
The sister Li Junnan seems to be very interesting.
Chen Xinghai said calmly: "You have blood in your stool. The situation is very serious. Although hemorrhoids are not a serious disease, they can really kill you.
Don’t worry, in the eyes of doctors, patients do not distinguish between men and women, they are just like guinea pigs."
An Xiaomi struggled for a while, enduring the severe pain in her buttocks, and tiptoed step by step towards the door of the ward with great difficulty.
An Xiaomi said: "I would rather die than be inspected like this."
Chen Xinghai took off his gloves and said in a cool tone: "Then you just wait to die and pay the expenses when you go out."
An Xiaomi turned around and said, "It's really strange for a grown man to do this profession."
Chen Xinghai paused and looked up at An Xiaomi's back, which was walking like a duck.
As soon as An Xiaomi went out, she saw Li Junnan, Nuan Nuan, and his mother standing at the door of the examination room.
Mi Li walked forward two steps: "How did you do it? Is this how you usually take care of yourself in school?"
You still boast that you need to take good care of Nuan Nuan, but you can’t even take care of yourself, how can you take care of Nuan Nuan?"
An Xiaomi said pitifully: "Mom, please stop talking. It's too embarrassing. Let's go home first, okay?"
Mi Li said: "Have you had a checkup and then go home? What did the doctor say?"
As soon as Mi Li finished speaking, Chen Xinghai came out.
He said: "The patient is unwilling to undergo examination, so I have no way to determine the condition."
Li Junnan on the side couldn't help but want to laugh. Mi Li grabbed An Xiaomi's ear and said: "Damn it, why are you not sensible at all? Go in and check."
I have already inquired for you, there are no women in the anorectal department, so just give up."
After Mi Li finished speaking, she leaned into An Xiaomi's ear and said, "This doctor is the most handsome doctor in the anorectal department. If you continue to be pretentious, I will find a bald man. You think about whether you will suffer a loss or not."
An Xiaomi said pitifully: "Mom, can we change the hospital?
Mom, I beg you."
Mi Li pushed An Xiaomi into the examination room. An Xiaomi was holding on to the door frame with both hands, but Mi Li opened her fingers one by one and pushed him in.
A few minutes later, there was a painful scream in the examination room.
Nuannuan looked worried, and Li Junnan couldn't control himself with laughter.