After paying the bill, Aunt Xiu held Chen Yang's hand tightly, but as they stood there, many people cast strange looks at them.
I was amazed when I saw Aunt Xiu, but I was very jealous when I saw Chen Yang.
"Look at them..." Chen Yang couldn't help but feel proud, "Aunt Xiu, now you are the most beautiful in the room."
Aunt Xiu was a little nervous at first, but soon relaxed.
"It's all your waste of money!" Aunt Xiu whispered.
Chen Yang chuckled and said, "Why did I spend my money indiscriminately? Don't worry, the money was not spent indiscriminately. Look, how beautiful my Aunt Xiu is now. Standing with me, she looks like she is my girlfriend."
"Don't talk nonsense!" Aunt Xiu was a little nervous and immediately stopped her.
"It doesn't look like it?" Chen Yang chuckled.
Aunt Xiu felt a little sweet and deliberately glared at him.
"Okay, stop talking, let's go back."
"Okay!" Aunt Xiu was happy and pulled Chen Yang to leave.
"Well, I have an urgent need to urinate. I'm going to go for a quickie." After walking for a while, Chen Yang felt a little urgent and pointed to the public toilet over there.
"Go ahead, I'll wait for you." Aunt Xiu said funnyly.
Chen Yang hurriedly went to the convenience store.
The public restroom is divided into two sides, one for men and one for women. Chen Yang hurriedly solved the problem and came out in a hurry.
Just when they came outside, the two girls were walking and chatting. They didn't see Chen Yang and bumped into him.
"Don't you have eyes?" Chen Yang wasn't angry yet, but one of the girls, who looked like seventy-three with heavy makeup, yelled at Chen Yang.
Chen Yang was stunned.
Why the hell did you bump into mine and say I don’t have eyes?
"Don't get excited yet, let's be reasonable..." Chen Yang stretched out his hand and said, "You bumped into me here. It must be because you don't have eyes, right? Why do you still rely on me?"
"You little loser who doesn't have a girlfriend, you obviously saw us two beautiful girls unable to walk, and you deliberately stood here waiting for us to hit you, right? You are so scheming!" the Seven-Fen Girl roared.
, with a look of disdain.
Chen Yang was shocked that he had such a brain circuit.
"That's right!" Her companion also said with disdain, "You look like a migrant worker, right? I didn't expect you to be so dirty. Not only do you look dirty, but your character is also dirty. With someone like you,
You still want to attract our attention, I think you are going crazy, apologize to us now, otherwise we will be rude."
For a while, the onlookers were pointing and pointing.
Chen Yang was so angry that he was almost smoking.
At this moment, a person hurriedly squeezed in from outside, it was Aunt Xiu.
Aunt Xiu held Chen Yang's hand and said coldly with her pretty face, "You just said that my boyfriend is a loser without a girlfriend? That he is deliberately waiting to hit you? Are you prettier than me? I
She is his girlfriend, and he is with me every day. Is it necessary to be close to a person like you who only relies on makeup to maintain his appearance? Are you worthy?"
"Yes, his girlfriend is so beautiful!"
"This is a big star!"
"Compared with her, the two women in front are like two pigs. Only a blind person would fall in love with them!"
…
The onlookers were talking there.
The two women's faces immediately turned red.
The main reason is that Aunt Xiu is so beautiful, and she looks about the same age as Chen Yang now, so they are a perfect couple.
"You...you...just wait for me." Qifenfei felt guilty and pulled her companion to leave.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Chen Yang suddenly laughed, "Do you want to go to the toilet?"
"It's none of your business!" the woman cursed.
Chen Yang sneered and flicked his fingers.
An invisible force moved towards a certain acupuncture point on the woman's body.
So in the next second, everyone in the audience heard the woman fart.
puff!
It was so loud that everyone heard it.
The Qifen girl's face changed instantly and turned extremely red.
But it's not over yet!
Just after farting, the contents in my stomach became uncontrollable and spewed out in an instant.
All of a sudden, the white dress she was wearing showed yellow juice.
At the same time, a smell of shit rose into the sky.
"Oh my god, she pulled it!"
"Damn, this is so disgusting!"
"It's true... this woman is crazy, she's so disgusting!"
…
The onlookers looked disgusted and kept shaking their heads.
"Ah!" The girl's face turned red to the extreme, and she screamed and rushed into the public restroom.
"Haha, she pulled a line on the ground!" Those people behind them said it was not a big deal, pointing to a yellow line on the ground.
The others burst out laughing.
Chen Yang then took Aunt Xiu out, with a smile on his face when he went out.
I'll let you go against me to see if I don't punish you.
Aunt Xiu also burst into laughter, and then she wanted to throw away Chen Yang's hand, "Let go."
But Chen Yang held on tightly, "That's not okay, you just said she was my girlfriend, why should I let go of my girlfriend's hand?"
"I was here to help you out." Aunt Xiu glared at him.
"I take it seriously!" Chen Yang chuckled.
Aunt Xiu felt sweet and a little ashamed, this guy... really knows how to tease people.
It was almost five o'clock when we got all the way back to where we were staying.
Chen Yang then remembered that there was still something to do, "Aunt Xiu, I still have something to do. I will go back after finishing it. I will come to see you another day."
After playing with Chen Yang for a day, Aunt Xiu felt a little empty when she saw that Chen Yang was leaving.
"Xiaoyang, it's already so late. You still have to finish your work before you can go back. How long will it take? It's not safe for you to drive a tricycle back. Otherwise, you can stay at my place tonight."
Live here?
Chen Yang was stunned for a moment and actually looked forward to it, "Is it easy to live here?"
"What's wrong? Didn't you stay at my place for the few days after I picked you up?" Aunt Xiu answered subconsciously.
But one look at Chen Yang's expression and he understood. He immediately gritted his teeth and said, "What are you thinking about? You sleep in the hall and I sleep in the room."
Chen Yang laughed dryly, "That's okay, but I do still have things to do. Otherwise, how about this, I'll go do the work first, and Aunt Xiu will take a rest first."
"Okay, then you have to come back for dinner in the evening." Aunt Xiu warned.
"Definitely!" Chen Yang nodded, opened the door and went out.
Aunt Xiu sat on the bed and looked at herself in the mirror.
Thinking again about Chen Yang lifting up her skirt and getting under her to unzip the zipper in the dressing room, she felt a little shy.
He immediately blushed.
This guy... I don't know how much he has seen.
Chen Yang hurriedly got on the tricycle and rode it to Liu Qian's small local restaurant.
We originally agreed to come in the afternoon, but it's almost evening.
At this moment, it was already dinner time, but there were not many customers in the small rural restaurant at this time.
Because inside, two people, a man and a woman, were sitting there, confronting Liu Qian who was sitting opposite them.