"Hello, Miss! Do you often have dysmenorrhea? I have an ancestral elixir for treating menstrual cramps - Yuebu Pain elixir..."
"ill!"
Yang Di held a bottle of unknown objects and strongly recommended his ancestral elixir to the college girls passing by. However, the girl who was rushing to go on a date rolled her eyes with disdain, distanced herself, dropped two words, and rushed.
's gone.
"Dirty!" Yang Di cursed, and another man in his forties came around the corner. He was holding a briefcase, wearing a suit, and had a bald head. He looked like he was a salesman. He immediately approached him:
"Brother, big brother! Look at you walking like a dragon and walking like a tiger. You are in high spirits. Do you have a date with me? I have a bottle of tiger bone aphrodisiac pills. One pill will make you invincible..."
"Go, go, go! You guys who sell fake medicines are really getting more and more arrogant! Last time, you just believed in that old Chinese medicine doctor..." The bald man quickly waved Yang Di away, shook his head and sighed, looking like a man.
I walked away with the tone of saying that I have done too much, I have suffered losses, and I will not stumble again.
"Shit! You damn impotent man." After the man left, Yang Di raised his middle finger angrily, hoping to make money by selling pills. Unexpectedly, no matter how hard he yelled or shouted for sale, no one would pay attention to him.
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"My elixir is a real elixir! It's not the fake medicine made by those hospitals and pharmacies using leather shoes!" Yang Di sighed without tears. In today's society, people who sell genuine products are still looked down upon.
I hung my head and packed up the elixir bottles on the stall. After another day of dust, I didn't sell any of them. Instead, I lost my lunch money. In addition, in order to make elixirs, I borrowed more than 3,000 from my roommates to buy medicinal materials.
This was a month's food expenses for three people. When they heard that he planned to start a business, the three of them did not hesitate to use it to support him.
The result was good. Half a month later, he was first sent to the hospital with the intention of scaring the senior doctors to death, and then shocked the entire medical community. His elixir became famous in one fell swoop, but when it was tested, the metal exceeded the standard and was toxic.
Okay! The hospital is blind, so he gritted his teeth and decided not to take the official route, but to sell it directly on the roadside. Who knows that he is not a medical student, has no medical certificate, no business license, and no pharmacy exemption review.
Yang Di was about to close the stall and leave, when an old man with a strong build, a ruddy complexion and a white goatee wearing kung fu clothes and a pretty urban beauty on his right came slowly, holding his arm.
Naturally, the old man couldn't attract Yang Di's attention, and all his eyes were focused on the urban beauty.
Her hair is slightly curly and parted in the middle. She is very mature and steady. She has thin eyebrows with not a single trace of encumbrance. She has phoenix eyes and a straight nose. She has a fair face and a touch of red lips that are even more stunning. She wears a pink leather suit to match.
Wearing a burgundy half-length tutu skirt, a plain white shirt under a small suit, and a small butterfly bow tie, Yang Di almost bit her tongue when she saw it.
From the peak level, big is no longer enough to describe. Only Hao can highlight the value of these twin peaks. Her slender legs are covered with attractive black stockings. She is not exquisitely dressed, but every part of her is appropriately beautiful.
The old man brought this beauty to Yang Di's stall. While Yang Di was dumbfounded, he picked up a glass bottle with the word 'Health Pill' on it and shook his head with a sigh:
"Silly boy, elixirs have lost their status in China a long time ago. And at your age, who will believe you? Even if you are talking about heroes at your age, you are standing in a remote alley and shouting. Isn't it obvious that you are lying?"
"What do you mean by lying?" When he said this, Yang Di suddenly felt unhappy. He withdrew his gaze from the tightly wrapped breasts and snatched the pill bottle from the old man regardless of whether he respected the elder or not.
He came back and yelled at the old man:
"Although I am a pauper, the elixir I practice is a real elixir. An old man like you can feel its effect after taking one pill. Life extension, rejuvenation...forget it, ordinary people like you, how do you know these things?
The value of the elixir is also because I am blind and come here to sell medicine."
"That's not a bad tone!" The old man seemed to have quite a temper. After being yelled like this, he glared a little. Looking at Yang Di, he also choked: "Old man, I think you are young, and it is for your own good that I advise you to rein in the danger. Dan Yao
?It's just a boast of traditional Chinese medicine and feudal superstition. Who doesn't know now that the elixirs produced by the alchemy skills of those alchemists and Taoist priests are all metal-excessive, and eating them will kill people. I'm young and don't want to make progress, so I want to use these.
It is a shame to society to use harmful things left over from feudal superstition to defraud money!"
"Grandpa! Why are you talking to him so much? Just call the police!" The beauty frowned slightly when she saw the two carrying her, and said to the old man without looking at Yang Di.
"So it's not Xiaomi? Tsk tsk? It can't be my godfather, right?" As soon as this beauty opened her mouth, the sound of "grandpa" made Yang Di's eyes light up. However, he was scolded as a social disgrace and even called the police to arrest him. He has always been an honest person.
, Yang Di, who was eager to help others, became unhappy for a moment. He pointed at the old man, resisting the urge to scold him, and replied: "Old man, and this lady, have you eaten? Are you still your family or your friend?
Have you been poisoned by taking my elixir? If not, please don't speak nonsense, or I will sue you for slander."
"Hmph!" The old man snorted disdainfully, "Young man, don't point your fingers when you speak. The old man has never taken your elixir, but he has suffered from it. Even if your elixir is really effective, why didn't you send it to him?
Hospital, send it to research institutions, if it is really useful, do you still need to set up a stall on the roadside?"
"I...I..." Yang Di stuttered when someone poked him in pain, and he hated the testing staff. He had tried all these pills, and even saved a heart attack in his hometown.
The person who had the attack was unfortunately in a state of excitement at the time and left after rescuing the patient. No one really knows the wonderful effects of his elixirs.
"What am I? I've seen people selling fake medicines a lot, but this is the first time I've seen a charlatan selling gold and silver elixirs?" The girl with big breasts was very sharp-tongued, and compared to her luxurious and graceful appearance, it was actually a little bit different.
Contrast.
But who asked Yang Di to point fingers at the old man? She naturally helped her family.
"I'm speechless! Don't come here again. This old street and alley is quiet. You shout here every day and disturb so many people's leisure." Seeing that he was weak, the old man lowered his voice a lot, but
Still said unwelcome.
Yang Di opened his eyes again, but the old man glared at him even more powerfully, his eyes as bright as lightning. Yang Di finally suppressed the idea of continuing the theory. He was so talkative, and he was always at a disadvantage. He lowered his head and continued to pack his things.
, murmured with a hint of disdain: "I have practiced outer martial arts for decades, but I still haven't mastered the internal qi. I still insist on collecting qi every day. At this age, my aging and stiff meridians still want to impact the qi-nourishing realm. It's really shameful."
The old man saw Yang Di lowering his head and admitting defeat, puffing out his chest like a victorious rooster. He patted his granddaughter's hand and was about to leave. But with his sharp ears, he heard Yang Di's muttering and instantly broke away from the big-breasted girl's hand.
Taking a step forward, he grabbed Yang Di's collar and asked anxiously: "Are you also a warrior?"
"Old man?" Being grabbed by the collar and staring at him eagerly, Yang Di also frowned. After suffering so much weather, naturally he would not give you a good look: "Don't think that because you are old, I won't dare to do anything.
Your ability in the bone refining realm is not enough for me to control with my own hands!"
Not to mention that Yang Di was caught off guard, even the girl with big breasts was stunned for a moment: "Grandpa, what are you doing?"
"Yes... I'm sorry!" The old man also found that he was too excited, and quickly let go of Yang Di's collar. The boy in front of him could tell at a glance that his cultivation level was much higher than his. He put away his contempt.
, became cautious, and even asked in a low voice: "Young man, you...which school do you study under?"
"No school, no sect." Yang Di adjusted his collar. He was setting up a stall here and had seen the old man several times. He was dressed in kung fu clothes every day. Although he didn't know what kind of kung fu he practiced, he thought he was a low-level outer sect.
His physical training skills and qualifications are average. After decades, even his external skills have been able to develop his internal energy.