Early the next morning, Yang Di diligently prepared a large porcelain bowl of green medicinal paste for the two idiots Liu Xing and Gongsun Hao.
"Brother, aren't you so cruel?"
After the two young men knocked on the door and came in, they saw the big "tank" of breakfast on the table and had goosebumps all over their bodies.
"Stop talking nonsense. It's very troublesome to collect these medicinal materials. Don't waste them. Lick them clean for me!" Yang Di rolled his eyes.
"Hahaha! Who told you that you have no spiritual roots? The loser must have the consciousness of a loser. Eat it, eat it, and I will supervise it." The crazy girl laughed happily, and even said that she would supervise the two young people.
People eat up that big bowl of medicinal paste.
As a result, when they were dividing the big bowl of medicine paste, the two young men, who usually had such a good relationship that they could wear a pair of trousers, began to play a game of humility.
"Xingzi, you have a big appetite. Come on, eat more. You're welcome."
"We brothers, how can we treat one with favoritism? As the eldest brother, I should be a little more modest. Haozi gives you this bowl. Eat it as much as you can. If it's not enough for me, I still have..."
The two of them were pushing and pushing, vigorously scooping medicine and paste into each other's bowls, as if they were fighting, but they still had to pretend to be generous with false smiles.
Yang Di's face turned dark, and he laughed and cursed: "It's not enough, right? That's okay, how about I cook another bowl?"
"No, no, no, brother, we were wrong, please let me go!"
The two of them were so frightened that they didn't dare to play tricks anymore. They immediately divided the medicine paste evenly, swallowed it one bite at a time with a grimace, and the muscles on their faces were twisted, as if they had been wronged.
"Wow! It's so bitter!"
"Brother, can you add some sugar? It's really bitter!" Liu Xing begged pitifully.
"Don't even think about it. I have already said that within this month, you are not allowed to eat, including any unauthorized food." Yang Di shook his head firmly.
"What should I do if I can't keep up with nutrition?" Gongsun Hao asked.
"There is no such problem. I have added a high-calorie elixir to the paste. Don't you feel hot all over after eating it?" Yang Di said with a smile.
"..." The two of them suddenly lost their temper. It was really like this. After eating this thing in the bowl, not only would the whole body feel hot, but also very full. After eating it in the morning, they saw their favorite snack all day long.
Shredded squid will make you feel nauseated!
"Haha, stop struggling. I know you two idiots can't keep your mouth shut, so I also added an anorectic elixir to the medicinal paste. After eating these medicinal pastes, even if you drink milk,
I will vomit it out in disgust." Yang Di snorted, looking like he had planned it long ago.
The two young men burst into tears. There was no way out, and there was no chance for them to play tricks.
"So cruel!" Ao Xi was so frightened that he shuddered when he saw what Liu Xing and Liu Xing were eating.
"Haha, don't be arrogant now. Go back and wait until the ancestor recovers, verify his identity, and prove that even if you have mediocre qualifications, you won't be able to escape." Yang Di smiled.
"Boss! You might as well kill me." Ao Xi held her head and ran away.
At noon, Yang Di took Ning Yunzhu and took Ao Xi's car to the Monster Museum.
"Aren't you going in?" Outside the fence gate, Yang Di and the crazy girl got out of the car.
"Ahem... I'm not going, I'm going for a drive in the city." Ao Xi said.
"Tch! Just be scared if you're afraid. How hypocritical!" Ning Yunzhu despised it. The big man must have known that there was a monster inside, so he didn't dare to follow it.
"At six o'clock in the evening, remember to come and pick us up." Yang Di smiled, not reluctantly.
After Ao Xi drove away, Yang Di entered the monster hall. Yu You was the only one in the hall, watching TV boredly. Ye Shenyu went upstairs, and Li Xuanya and the two girls were hiding in the room playing games.
Seeing Yu You sleepy there, Yang Di smiled, this girl is a policeman, she was used to jumping around, and now she is suddenly asked to stay at home, she must not be used to it.
"Actually, if you are too busy, you can go out and take care of the flowers and plants in the yard to cultivate your sentiment!" Yang Di said with a smile.
"Who is too busy to panic? Stop talking nonsense!" Yu You was very unconvinced and immediately cheered up.
"What's going on with the task force? Are there any new clues recently?" Yang Di asked.
"I took a long vacation and haven't contacted the police for several days." Yu You suddenly became listless again. With her temperament that likes to seek justice, she should be fighting on the front line at the crime scene at this time.
"It's okay. I've asked Yu'er to explain the situation later. The security bureau will soon intervene in the matter." Yang Di said seriously.
There is a demon causing trouble, which is beyond the scope of normal police force to solve.
In order to reduce unnecessary casualties, it is best to let the Security Bureau intervene in this matter. That agency is responsible for the high-end security field of the country and society all year round. It is always receiving all kinds of weird and mysterious cases. It will also have some experience in handling them.
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"Why do you have supernatural powers? Fortunately, when I was in the police academy, I practiced fighting skills all day long." Speaking of this matter, Yu You felt depressed again. It felt very unfair. The sacred people's police,
One day we will encounter threats that cannot be solved, which is somewhat shocking.
"Haha, in fact, we are already in the Age of Ending Dharma. The truly powerful ascetics who are cheating are already rare. Most of the ascetics can still be threatened by the hot weapons in your hands." Yang Di smiled like this.
comfort.
"What about you? If I fight you with a pistol, what are the chances of winning?" Yu You was very curious about this.
"If you have a wide field of vision, your pistol has a sufficient caliber and your marksmanship is good, you have a 20-30% chance of hitting me." Yang Di thought for a while and said.
"Are you really that powerful? You can even beat a pistol?" Yu You expressed surprise. The 30% chance of winning was already very low.
If you hold a gun with a wide field of vision, it stands to reason that even if you face a strong man, you should be 100% victorious.
"How is it possible? You think I am invulnerable? The main reason is that if I attack with all my strength, my speed may exceed your reaction ability. I can quickly approach you and subdue you before you hit me!" Yang Di smiled and shook his head:
"So, if it is an indoor environment, then you have almost no chance of winning. With the help of cover, I can easily get close to you."
"What if I carry an AK47?" Yu You was unconvinced.
"Haha, this poses a threat to me, so I probably have to avoid it," Yang Di said.
"It seems that you are nothing more than that." Yu You was immediately proud. The AK47 was actually outdated. If the special armed police went out to attack, they would definitely carry better automatic guns than that, as well as flash bombs, grenades and so on.
"Yes." Yang Di smiled and did not argue. In fact, he said a little less, that is, the previous assumptions and prerequisites were not to use the spell given by the fairy sister.
Otherwise, once the Earth Escape Talisman is opened and all spiritual power is injected into it, the pistol will basically fail.
"Then you can tell me about the strength of the most powerful cultivators nowadays?" Yu You seemed to be very interested in this topic and continued to discuss it with Yang Di with great interest.
This girl is like a sandbox battle between supernatural forces and modern technology.
"I don't know how powerful the current most powerful cultivator's methods are, but it is definitely not something that ordinary hot weapons can deal with." Yang Di laughed and said, and he didn't mind accompanying this little girl to relieve his boredom.
"Where are the tanks?" Yu You was unconvinced.
"No way!" This time, Yang Di said very firmly, not exaggerating, because if Xianyin was still there, with that sister's strength, even the most advanced tanks would be rubbish!
To this day, Yang Di still remembers the hole that let people in on the gate of the overseas underwater base.