"Sister, human life is at stake, why don't you make such a fuss?" Yang Di had black lines on her head and was completely speechless.
Originally, he tore off those labels, not to pretend to be mysterious, but to throw the elixirs such as Tiger Bone Aphrodisiac Pill, Golden Gun Bupo Pill, and so-and-so powder into the bag just in case his parents turned around.
, Grandpa, what should I do if they see the page and salute?
When the time comes, some elders will slap themselves to death!
For this reason, Yang Di used a little cleverness and deliberately tore off all the offensive labels on elixirs, leaving only some serious labels on elixirs such as Beauty Pills and Ningshen Pills untouched.
The Blood-activating Pill and the Bone-Continuing Pill are good medicines for curing diseases and saving lives. Naturally, there is nothing shameful about it. The labels have always been properly pasted there. However, this damn girl turned a blind eye and deliberately messed around for her own thirst for knowledge. She was very angry.
Di Ye.
"Giggle! Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, just take it." Moi chuckled and threw the two small white bottles over.
"Pfft! Sister, is this a blood-activating pill? Where's the label?" Yang Di quickly caught the vial, picked it up and took a look, and his face turned dark immediately.
There was nothing wrong with the other bottle. The "Bone Renewing Pill" was marked on it, so there was nothing wrong with it. But the other small white bottle had a smooth body. Yang Di turned it over for a long time, but he didn't see the "Blood Revitalizing Pill".
Three words.
Could it be that when I was removing some of the labels, I accidentally tore them off by accident?
impossible!
"Hehe! Don't worry about eating yours. I accidentally turned over the label of the Blood-activating Pill just now. Here, my sister has a good memory. It's the right bottle. I guarantee it will be fine." Moi shook his finger.
, there was indeed a small paper label stuck to it between her fingers.
Yang Di looked up and saw that yes, it did have the words "blood-activating pill" written on it.
"Ahem...Sister, you won't tease me, will you..." To be on the safe side, Yang Di still raised her head and glanced at her suspiciously.
Among the elixirs he made, there were no poisons such as Chuanchangsan and Hedinghong. If you take them casually, you won't kill anyone. But right now, your body hurts so much that Yang Di doesn't have time to joke with her, for fear that this girl will take the opportunity to cause trouble.
.
After all, the messy elixirs he refines are most likely to be in white bottles. If this damn girl feeds him a "convenience pill", he will have to bomb the toilet in the next few days.
Pulled to the point of collapse.
As for picking it up and smelling it to identify it, ahem... I used to do it for my ancestors and didn't pay much attention to it. He's half-assed and hasn't reached this point yet. There are hundreds of kinds of elixirs. At most, he can identify twenty with his nose.
These are just the common ones. For the others, you have to go back and find the table and look at the numbers engraved on the bottom of the bottle to sort them out and identify them all.
"If you don't want to take it, bring it here!" Seeing Yang Di's nervousness, Moi glared and tried to grab the medicine bottle.
The girl's self-esteem was severely frustrated because she really didn't want to use her crooked mind just now. Yang Di nervously showed doubts, which naturally made her feel uncomfortable.
"Hehe, I'm just asking." Yang Di didn't expect that this girl was so petty and could make her angry with such trivial matters. He smiled, took out one of the two vials, and slapped it into his mouth.
But as soon as he took the two pills, his face suddenly stiffened.
Yang Di burst into tears instantly. The Bone Renewal Pill was fine, but what was that hot feeling in her belly? Also, why did she suddenly feel dry in the mouth and gushing blood all over her body?
It's over, it's over, this damn girl didn't really do it on purpose, it's a shame that I still believe her so much.
"Um...could it be that I really took the wrong one?" When Moi saw that Yang Di didn't seem to be pretending, he immediately panicked and shook Yang Di's shoulders, feeling a little at a loss.
Impossible. I had clearly thrown the Blood-Revitalizing Pill aside just now. How could I have remembered it incorrectly? Could it be that the label fell off on its own at the beginning and stuck to other bottles when I took it out?
Lost?
At this thought, Moi suddenly felt guilty. In his impression, the label of the blood-activating pill was really stuck on the small white bottle from the front. After turning it over, Moi was still a little strange at that time. Why did this guy put the label on it?
Paste backwards...
"Are you okay..." Moi whispered, and when he raised his head, he was startled.
At this moment, Yang Di's face was as red as a monkey's butt and looked burning hot.
"Is everything okay? Why don't you try feeding yourself a 'Chunxiao Pill'?"
Yang Di glared at him angrily. This girl had really harmed herself. Feeling the heat waves in her body, he had already guessed which pill he had accidentally taken.
Spring night pill!
One pill is effective. It is specially made for people who are shy about having sex. It is powerful and effective. One pill will last until dawn, and we will stay together from now on. There are no side effects!
I think back then, this was Yang Di's specially designed advertising slogan for this elixir. He had heard before that those newlyweds who quickly got together through blind dates would be afraid of that kind of thing on their wedding night and would be embarrassed.
That's why I pestered my ancestors to come up with this kind of thing out of their disdain.
Originally, Yang Di fantasized about using this thing to cooperate with dating websites and enterprises to promote this panacea and mass-produce it. It would take two years to open a pharmacy, three years to open a pharmaceutical factory, five years to build a brand and launch it, and ten years to have his name appear on the market.
On the rich list, hahaha...ahem, okay, the fantasy is very rich, the reality is very skinny, but later, it failed to pass the test, and all the ideas were in vain.
Moreover, someone reminded him at the time that this stuff could easily be classified as an illegal drug. If a girl lost her virginity or got pregnant because of this pill, she might not be able to take it and carry it around after being traced.
Therefore, Yang Di thought about it at first, and finally gritted his teeth, not daring to actually take it out for sale, and threw it aside. As time went by, he almost forgot that there was a bottle of Chunxiao Pills in the bag. When he tore off the label two days ago, he also
Didn't pay much attention to it.
Unexpectedly, the pill that he originally dreamed of using to realize his grand plan ended up being the first one for him to prescribe meat. This damn girl is simply a scam. What's the promise of "guaranteed no problem"?
They are just as unreliable as those roommates of mine!
"What should I do now?" When he heard the words "Chun Xiao Wan", Mo Yi was frightened, embarrassed and frightened.
Although it's still in the original packaging, she's not a child anymore. Can't you guess what Chunxiao Pill is? What's wrong with this damn guy? He actually refines such an immoral drug. What a weirdo.
!
However, even though she was extremely despised in her heart, she was really frightened when she saw Yang Di becoming more and more uncomfortable. She completely confused this thing with the strange drugs on TV such as Hehuansan.
As soon as I talked about it, I thought that if I couldn't vent after taking it, I would explode and die. Ahem... What an innocent girl. She is still a college student. Can she take everything on TV seriously?
"What should I do? You gave me the chun medicine. You have to be responsible. Humph, just wait and sacrifice yourself!" Yang Di was about to cry without tears, and threatened her fiercely.
"impossible!"
Moi's expression changed drastically and he took a few steps back.