Gu Nuannuan raised her hand and slapped her husband on the arm. How did she get the courage? Answer: She was angry.
"Jiang Chenyu, please speak clearly, do you really not like me anymore after you slept with me?"
Mr. Jiang: "I like people who are obedient and avoid eating during menstruation, rather than secretly buying turkey noodles and eating them behind my back."
"Then if I disobey, you will have to change your wife?"
Mr. Jiang: "..."
"Say it."
Mr. Jiang also realized that he had irritated her again, and his tone softened slightly, "Who should I replace? It's hard to marry someone, but she is so difficult to discipline."
Gu Nuannuan felt aggrieved, "You said it yourself just now, you like obedient people. If I don't obey, you won't like me."
Mr. Jiang discovered that the roles of the two were about to be reversed again.
He immediately pressed the pause button and began to reverse the situation.
He pinched his wife's cheeks with both hands, "Xiao Nuan, why are you so disobedient? Who came to me with a stomachache at night and cried for her husband, asking him to supervise her not to eat spicy or cold food?"
Gu Nuannuan's words were blunt and meaningless, "I, that, uh, that..." How should she quibble?
"Husband, what women say is generally not trustworthy."
"Then you just said you loved me, and you can't believe it?"
It's over again, I dug a hole for myself and buried myself alive.
Gu Nuannuan: "Husband, I will obey you from now on."
"You swear, if you don't obey me, you will fail this year."
Gu Nuannuan: "No!"
She glared at her husband angrily and threatened female college students that she would fail the course if she disobeyed. She was simply not human!
She doesn't swear.
What should I do if I disobey again?
What if God really remembers the poisonous oath?
At this time, she had to leave a way out for herself.
Jiang Chenyu held his little wife's face with both hands and pushed all the flesh on her face to the front. Her lips were squeezed into a small shape and her nose was squeezed into a small ball. "Well, hubby, what are you doing?"
Jiang Chenyu: "You don't even dare to swear, how can I trust you?"
"The oath you made me swear was too serious. I don't think I should make such a serious oath."
Mr. Jiang discovered that his little wife was doomed.
I'm going to piss him off to death.
Finally, Gu Nuannuan is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, and he is not afraid of swearing poison.
Regarding whether she failed the exam or whether she should retake it, she gritted her teeth, she didn't have to sleep, but she couldn't swear indiscriminately.
"Husband, I found out that you bullied me because you were in a hot mood recently and couldn't let it out."
As soon as he said this, Jiang Chenyu directly pressed her behind the door. He couldn't bear to hit her, and he couldn't bear to beat her. Finally, he found a way to deal with her, but now he can't touch her.
"Xiao Nuan, did you make me angry first, or did I vent my selfish desires?"
Gu Nuannuan: "Half and half."
Jiang Chenyu let go of her, "I'm going to sleep in the study tonight."
"What, you're so angry that you sleep in separate rooms?"
Jiang Chenyu: "..."
Later, he went to the study and she followed him.
He went downstairs to get water, and she followed him.
When he went to the bathroom, she stood guard at the bathroom door.
"Don't follow me, go back to sleep." Jiang Chenyu pointed at the door of the bedroom and told his wife to go back.
Gu Nuannuan took a step forward, and she tugged on the corner of Jiang Chenyu's clothes, "Hubby, come back with me to sleep."
Jiang Chenyu: "Just tell me to calm down and see if there is something wrong with my education."
Gu Nuannuan said with embarrassment: "Husband, your education is fine. It's my parents who didn't educate me well. Don't make yourself angry." After she finished speaking, she complied with her husband's wishes.
"My parents entrusted you to me, and I also have the responsibility."
Later, Jiang Chenyu sent her to the bedroom, and he turned around and left.
Gu Nuannuan looked at the man who had left. She was standing in the bedroom, her eyes rolling around.
She didn't know whether her next move would completely anger her husband to death, or whether it would make him angry again.
Jiangsu was sleeping when someone knocked on the door.
He was awakened, yawned and went to open the door, "Who is it?"
After the door opened, he saw Gu Nuannuan standing at the door.
His sleepiness immediately receded, and he was about to close the door.
Unexpectedly, Gu Nuannuan took a quick step and immediately blocked the door with her legs, "Xiao Su, do me a favor."
"No help."
Gu Nuannuan said again: "Just run an errand for me."
"Don't run."
"Then don't even think about sleeping tonight. Anyway, I'm destined to not be able to sleep tonight." Gu Nuannuan stood at the door, focusing on Jiangsu.
Jiangsu was irritated. He opened the door and looked at Gu Nuannuan, who was asking for help but had no attitude at all. "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
Gu Nuannuan: "Go and tell your uncle that I was scared in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep, so I had to go find you to play games all night, and let him come out and take good care of me."
Jiangsu: "...Sister Nuan, have you lived enough?"
Gu Nuannuan warned, "Remember to go to the study to find your uncle. He was so angry with me that he came to the study."
"Separated?"
Gu Nuannuan nodded, "So you know why I came to you. To deal with my husband, I have to do something more irritating to suppress the anger in his heart."
So, she planned to make her husband jealous by secretly buying turkey noodles.
Jiangsu gave Gu Nuannuan a thumbs up, "God's logic."
He was so playful that he actually went to Jiang Chenyu's study and knocked on the door.
Jiang Chenyu's voice came from inside, "Go back and sleep by yourself."
Jiangsu: "Uncle, it's me. Your wife would never knock on the door so politely."
Jiang Chenyu thought so too.
"Come in."
When Jiangsu walked in, he left the door open and told Jiang Chenyu what Gu Nuannuan had given him, "Your wife just came to my room and insisted on dragging me to play games all night. You go and take her away."
Jiang Chenyu: "She ran out again?"
"Ah, no, he is sitting in my room right now." Jiangsu pointed to the direction of his bedroom.
Jiang Chen was about to get up when he suddenly remembered his wife's little plan at home.
After a few seconds, he said to Jiangsu: "If she wants to go, just let her go, I don't care."
Jiangsu: "No, uncle, if she doesn't leave, I won't be able to sleep at night."
Jiang Chenyu: "Sleep in a guest room."
"I..." Jiangsu was speechless.
He went back and brought the original words to Gu Nuannuan.
"What? He doesn't care about me anymore?" Gu Nuannuan was surprised.
Jiangsu nodded, "If this trick doesn't work, you should go back to sleep. Maybe if you behave for a few days, my uncle will be fine."
Gu Nuannuan shook her head, "No, Xiao Su, if you run some errands for me again, tell him that I'm going to sleep on your bed."
Jiangsu: "You really think you are lucky."
So, he didn't mind the drama and went to spread the word again.
"Uncle, your wife is planning to sleep on my bed, what should you do?"
Jiang Chenyu's breathing became heavy, and he said: "Let her go!"
Jiangsu looked at his young uncle who was so angry that he wanted to beat someone up, and he immediately retreated.