"Ugh, hubby, my feet hurt. I don't want to wear high heels anymore. I want to take them off."
Jiang Chenyu hugged her and said, "Be good, go home and take off your clothes."
Gu Nuannuan shook her head, "Husband, where is my big love rival? Dad said you were looking for a love rival for me, where did he go?"
"No, Xiaonuan, are you drunk?"
Gu Nuannuan started to feel elated.
"Hey, husband, why is your head spinning?"
Mr. Jiang can no longer leave his wife behind.
Wei Aihua also understood her brother-in-law's worries. No one knew what would happen to her in the next second.
Gu Nuannuan was drunk. She was so scared that she held her husband's head in her hands, "Husband, why did your head turn into stone? Why is it so hard?"
Mr. Jiang: "...There are skulls inside."
Gu Nuannuan quickly hugged her head. She cried in fright, "Hubby, I also have a skull in my head, what should I do?"
She is drunk.
Drunk like a fool!
I don't know anything, my mind has left home, and I am about to fly to the sky.
Drunk people are the most irrational. They speak incoherently and walk with weak legs. They need help.
Gu Nuannuan is all in.
For the first time in his history, Jiang Chenyu lost his temper after being tortured by his little wife. He reached out and slapped his forehead.
I can't stay in this place.
"Sister-in-law, tell Dad for me that Xiaonuan is drunk, I will take her away."
Wei Aihua quickly ran over and called Mr. Jiang.
As a result, Mr. Jiang was poisonous. He smiled and said, "Nuan Wazi is drunk? Let's go and have a look."
So, he and his friends showed up.
Gu Nuannuan was hugging her husband and said, "Count the ducks, two, four, five, six, seven, eight. Husband, why do you look so like my husband? Duck, did you eat my husband?"
Mr. Jiang doesn't like drunk people.
He said: "Be good, I am your husband, Xiaonuan, don't make trouble, I will take you home."
"Well, no. I'm here to attend the banquet. It's Uncle Chen's birthday. I haven't said happy birthday yet."
Next to her, Uncle Chen: I'm so honored.
Gu Nuannuan turned to look at the person coming, "Hey, husband, why is our dad here?"
Jiang Chenyu took his wife to Mr. Chen and said to her, "This is your Uncle Chen."
Gu Nuannuan pointed at Mr. Chen, "I, I know you. Happy birthday, uncle. I wish you blessings like the East Sea, longevity as long as Nanshan, and live another hundred years."
"Okay, good boy, Uncle Chen knows it. Follow Chen Yu home and go to sleep." Chen Laoxiao couldn't even open his eyes. This kid still remembered his birthday when he was drunk. He was so affectionate to Gu Nuannuan.
I like it even more.
Gu Nuannuan had blessed enough for one person, and she also said to Mrs. Chen: "I wish my uncle's wife a happy birthday. We will be together for a hundred years, and then we will have a happy birthday together."
Old Mrs. Chen also smiled at this silly girl, "Okay~ Auntie, I will accept your blessings. Go home and go to sleep, kid."
Jiang Chenyu was so drunk when he saw the situation.
He quickly explained: "Xiao Nuan mistakenly took the liquor as a drink and drank a full glass. Now she is delirious. I will take her away first. Uncle Chen and Aunt Chen, see you another day."
Gu Nuannuan didn't want to leave, but unexpectedly, Jiang Chenyu directly picked her up.
Gu Nuannuan acted coquettishly and wanted to sing. "Ah~ah~ la la la la"
Jiang Chenyu hugged her and almost ran.
Wei Aihua also hurried out to see her off.
The old people behind him were laughing so hard.
Mr. Chen said enviously: "Brother Jiang, lend your daughter-in-law to my house for a few days. Hahaha, this child is so fun."
Old Mrs. Chen also said, "It would be so lively to have a child like this at home. When you are fine, bring Nuannuan to my house as a guest. I haven't talked to the child properly today."
Mr. Jiang: "This is also the first time I've seen my Nuanwazi go crazy with alcohol. It's really interesting. Next time when I'm bored, I'll secretly get her drunk."
Gu Xiaonuan didn't know how much attention the three old men paid to her.
She is now drunk and crazy, "I am Mai Ba, ah, I am the strongest singer."
"Be good, you are a singer, the best singer." Wei Aihua coaxed her.
Jiang Chenyu sent her to the back seat, but she refused to go. He said angrily: "Wives always sit next to their husbands, I want to sit next to my husband."
Jiang Chenyu fooled her, "The big bosses all sit in the back seat, and the driver is the driver. Today you are the boss, and I will be your driver, okay?"
Gu Nuannuan thought for a while, then she directed her husband, "Driver Jiang, hurry up and drive for me. I want the speed of a rocket. In a blink of an eye, I flew home." She also dubbed the car herself.
Jiang Chenyu usually thought his wife was cute enough. Once she got drunk, Jiang Chenyu discovered that she could be even cuter.
He closed the car door and drove home quickly.
On the way back.
"Mai Ba" Xiao Nuannuan began to sing tunelessly, "Ah~ sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother is walking on the shore, loving each other, swinging on the rope... Husband, sing."
Mr. Jiang: "..." He was too embarrassed to sing "Tracker's Love", but his sweet wife asked him to pick up the lyrics!!!
Gu Nuannuan crawled to him and said in his ear: "Hubby, you sing."
Mr. Jiang cleared his throat. He really couldn't open his mouth.
"Woo woo, you sing, you sing: Little sister, I will sit on the bow, brother, you will walk on the shore, our love, our love, will linger on the rope..."
Gu Nuannuan is teaching her husband to sing.
Jiang Chenyu stepped on the accelerator and hit the bottom, wanting to fly home.
"Husband, if you don't sing love songs with me, you don't love me anymore."
Jiang Chenyu was helplessly entangled by her, and finally his heart broke out. He followed his young wife in the car and recited her words.
"Sing it, don't recite it."
Jiang Chenyu: "Don't rely on my unwillingness to beat you."
Gu Nuannuan: "Wow, my husband won't sing love songs with me."
Mr. Jiang: I can’t speak.
Finally arrived home.
Jiang Chenyu found that he still had difficulties ahead of him!
"Be good, come out, let's go back to sleep."
Gu Nuannuan was nestled in the back seat and she wouldn't get out.
Jiang Chenyu picked her up from the left, and she ran to the right to hide.
Go to the right to hug her, but she hides on the left.
Like a child playing a game.
If he hadn't seen her drunk, Jiang Chenyu would have suspected that she was not normal.
"Husband, tell me the love words I want to hear, and I'll go down after hearing what I want to hear."
This sentence seems familiar...
Jiang Chenyu suddenly remembered that he had punished his young wife with these words.
Damn it, how could she still remember this sentence when she was drunk?
"I love you."
"Perfunctory."
Jiang Chenyu was sitting in the car.
Gu Nuannuan kicked her husband with bare feet, and she had already taken off her shoes and threw them somewhere.
There are maids outside who also come to help the second young master, but the second young master would rather coax the drunkard second young wife than use violence against her.
This drunkard Gu Nuannuan is definitely Jiang Chenyu's favorite drunkard.
"Be good, go back with your husband, and he will tell you when you get back, okay?"
Gu Xiaonuan shook his head. "You call me baby~"
"Baby."
"You call me big baby."
"Big baby."
Gu Nuannuan still wanted to listen to Little Darling, but Jiang Chenyu had no choice but to call her "Little Darling" again.
The servants in the house were all turned to stone.
Second Young Master, do you dare to pamper me a little more?