Sun Liuzhi took Peacock away. The explosion on the top of the mountain did not sound because there was no explosives at all. The mine at Yan Fenghuo's feet was also fake, just equipped with a loosening device.
All this was informed by Sun Liuzhi using the handheld radio in the thatched house. He said that he would never appear again, that he would treat the peacock well, and that he would enjoy the happiness of being a father.
"ah!!!"
"roar!!!"
"Ooooooooo!!!"
Three different roars burst out from the top of the mountain, Yan Fenghuo, Zhao Hongqi, and Zu Yanshan. The three stood on the top of the mountain and roared like madmen, one after another, one louder than the other. They were venting, exhausting their whole bodies.
All the power is released.
"Three ****!" Lei Xiao chewed on the apple found in the thatched house, plugged his ears and settled the accounts on the ground with great concentration.
After a long time, the three of them roared until their voices were hoarse and exhausted. When they were sitting on the ground gasping for air, Lei Xiao walked over with three brand-new bills and smiled naively.
"Boss, let's settle the accounts, hehe." Lei Xiao handed the bills in his hands to the three people and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, brothers will settle accounts clearly, so we must stick to one carrot and one hole, one code at a time.
Code's professional ethics. This time I worked really hard, the parts were difficult and dangerous, and I also acted in a scene that was worthy of winning an Oscar. Hey, who told us, Lao Lei, to be righteous, but we agreed
What about the appearance fee..."
Yan Fenghuo was familiar with the business and directly put his fingerprint on the debt note and threw it to Lei Xiao. Zhao Hongqi and Zu Yanshan were inexperienced. When they saw a string of zeros on the debt note, they immediately became stunned.
One, two, zero, three, and four zeros...a total of nine zeros!
Nine zeros, one billion!
"Don't look at me like that, or I'll calculate it for you!" Lei Xiao stretched out his hand and took out a calculator, and began to calculate in a murmur.
"How can you calculate one billion?" Zhao Hongqi stared at Lei Xiao.
"It's very simple!" Lei Xiao pointed to the computer and said: "I helped you apply for a membership card. Since you don't have much cash, just write an IOU first. The membership card is a lifelong eight-heart and eight-diamond supreme membership.
Card, deposit 100 million and get 100 million free, which means you are now
There is a total of 2 billion in membership fees in my membership card. In the future, whenever you need help, it will be deducted directly from the membership card. How about it, is this more economical and affordable? We are much kinder than China Mobile and Telecom. We are brothers, yes
No, boss, hehehe..."
"Holy shit? One billion??" Yan Fenghuo jumped up and reached out to grab the debt note he had just fingerprinted from Lei Xiao's hand.
Your wife’s sister-in-law! My money is not one billion, my money is five billion!!!
"Why are you grabbing?!" Lei Xiao glared, grabbed the bill and said: "You are my old customer, I have automatically upgraded your VIP, your current one is Super Eight Hearts Eight Diamonds Luxury Supreme Platinum
Edition, deposit 5 billion in advance, and give away 10 billion, it is absolutely worth it. If you are not an old customer, I will not care about you, you can just have fun secretly."
Lei Xiao's abacus is very clever. He is a gourd boy in the sea and a little overlord on land. There is never a debt that cannot be collected. If you cannot collect it, you will cry, make trouble, and hang yourself. Anyway, it will make you restless and unable to settle down.
.
"I have no money." Zu Yanshan threw the bill down the mountain.
"No money? Do you want to default on your debt?" Lei Xiao's eyes widened with a look of frustration on his face.
I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people. This guy actually said he had no money?
"I'm not a deadbeat, I really have no money." Zu Yanshan said seriously: "Every penny of my salary has been donated to Project Hope. I eat in the army, sleep in the army, and wear clothes with military pay.
, what do I need money for?”
"You!..." Lei Xiao waved his hand and left the calculator on the ground, shouting at Zu Yanshan: "No money? Grandma, how can you get married without money? How can you have a baby without money? How can you buy a baby without money?
Milk powder? This is an evil money society. No money means you are incompetent! Donate your salary to the Hope Project? Damn, your moral integrity is shattered. Who gives you hope? In a word, don’t say a fucking word
If you don’t have money, that’s it. If you really don’t have money, I’ll calculate that the clothes you’re wearing are equivalent to 10 billion. Take them off, take off all your clothes and pay for it.”
Upon hearing this, Zu Yanshan immediately stood up, quickly took off all his clothes, and threw them into Lei Xiao's arms.
Holding the clothes in his arms, Lei Xiao's mouth opened wide, as stunned as a stupid goose. To be honest, he felt that he was already shameless enough, but he didn't expect to meet someone who was so shameless today, but he was not too shameless.
Obvious guy.
The naked Zu Yanshan grinned and said: "It's paid off. I remember there is a combat uniform in the thatched house."
Not only Lei Xiao felt that Zu Yanshan was shameless, but Zhao Hongqi and Yan Fenghuo also admired this guy.
"Hahahahaha..." Lei Xiao laughed, spat, stroked his hair and said with a smile: "It's just a joke, don't take it so seriously. I just saw that you were too depressed, so I adjusted it."
Is it much better now? Is it much better? In fact, I still have a hidden profession, that is, life adjuster. Life adjuster is not very popular in China, but it is very popular in Europe and the United States. Because life adjuster is not popular,
The market demand is too great and has become very popular. A successful life adjuster needs to master psychology, geography, history, Encyclopedia Britannica, botany, chemistry, cooking, oratory... In short, it requires a lot, and the fee is
It’s more expensive. I just successfully adjusted everyone’s lives. If you charge by the minute... Where’s grandma’s calculator, and my calculator?”
Yan Fenghuo and the others raised their middle fingers fiercely at Lei Xiao and strode down the mountain.
"Your sister, my calculator... my calculator belongs to grandma ****. It's too damn fragile. When I get home, I'll ask my wife to exchange it for a gold one right away! Bah! A cheating domestic product!"
No one can watch the enemy who killed their father leave in front of their eyes without being indifferent, but Zhao Hongqi and Zu Yanshan had to let each other leave. Because they could not joke with the lives of their comrades around them, even if they discovered the landmine at Yan Fenghuo's feet in the end.
It's fake. There are no explosives buried at the top of the mountain.
There was also Yan Fenghuo. He originally thought that the peacock would follow him without hesitation, but the peacock did not follow him. Instead, he followed Sun Liuzhi away. Sun Liuzhi was not trusted by others. Yan Fenghuo was very worried, but he didn't
Any way.
The three of them had their own thoughts and always had the same face, except for Lei Xiao, who was following behind and settling accounts with his fingers, and his face was full of joy.
"I told you guys, there is still a small one that has not been cleaned up. Do you want me to help? Don't worry, with a 20% discount, you can be considered a regular customer now, hahaha..."
Sun Heng! Sun Heng is still in the village!
In an instant, Zhao Hongqi ran madly towards Qianming Village, followed closely by Zu Yanshan and Yan Fenghuo. When Lei Xiao saw their movements, a bright smile broke out on his face, and he ran forward with great energy.
Leaving aside the question of repaying the debts of the father and the son, leaving Sun Heng behind will always be a disaster. Sun Heng's mind is too narrow-minded. He will hold his enemies against him for the rest of his life and will use any means to retaliate.
But as soon as they reached Qianming Village, they were blocked by a man smoking a dry pipe.
Brother Qi was leaning against a big tree, smoking a cigarette. When he saw the four people running towards him, he slowly smoked his pipe and took two steps forward with his hands behind his back.
"Sun Heng has left." Seventh Brother smiled and said, "There is no need to look for him. If you can't find him, I personally sent him away."
With a "hoo" sound, Zhao Hongqi was the first to bear the brunt and ran to Brother Seven, staring with a pair of fierce eyes.
If others' enemy is only Sun Liuzhi, then he has another enemy, and that is Sun Heng. The torture Sun Heng inflicted on him is still fresh in his memory. If he doesn't kill this guy, he will never be at ease.
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There was also Yan Fenghuo, who rushed behind Seventh Brother like lightning, forming a corresponding angle with Zhao Hongqi and surrounding Seventh Brother in the middle.
"Why?" Zhao Hongqi asked.
"It's very simple, because I promised Sun Liuzhi." Brother Qi stroked his long beard and said: "Although I also know that Sun Heng is a bastard, he is a descendant of our Sun family after all. Liuzhi has given up, and his
The last wish is for Sun Heng to survive. I can't refuse this request. No matter what, Sun Heng still has to call me Seventh Grandpa, and Liuzhi'er still has to call me Seventh Uncle."
This is a very simple truth. After all, Qi Ge is from Qianming Village, so it is normal for him to protect his shortcomings.
"Who are you?" Yan Fenghuo asked, staring at Brother Qi's back.
"Me?" Brother Qi suddenly looked serious, stroking his long beard and said seriously: "I am the fifty-second generation descendant of Taoist Mai Yi during the Northern Song Dynasty, and I am proficient in ten related theories..."
"Are you a fifty-second generation descendant, a fifty-fourth generation descendant, or a seventy-second generation descendant?"
"Well... Anyway, I am the descendant of Taoist Mai Yi of the Northern Song Dynasty. If you don't believe it, I will help you tell your fortune. You will be paid if you believe it. If you don't believe it, you won't be charged!" Brother Qi patted his chest and said loudly: "You, Zhao Hongqi, will be here soon.
In the future, you will return home safely, and all terrorists will stay away from you; you, Yan Fenghuo, don't pay attention to the Jewish consortium and live your life how you want; you, Zu Yanshan, will be promoted and promoted again in the future! I have already
I have seen your faces, these are the most revealing words."
Hearing these words, the three people frowned at the same time, and had to look at the seemingly rogue Seventh Brother from Mingcun again.
"Who are you and what is your identity?" Zhao Hongqi asked in a deep voice.
"Didn't I tell you that I am the 82nd generation of Taoist Mai of the Northern Song Dynasty... no, the 52nd generation, well, I will be the 52nd generation from now on, haha." Seventh Brother smiled, with extremely bright eyes.
of light.
This light shot into the eyes of Yan Fenghuo and three people at the same time, making them feel in a trance. It seemed that the other person's eyes were full of magic, but it was not magic, but a great confidence that was enough to control everything. And this
This kind of self-confidence forced them to believe what Brother Qi said, and they believed it deeply.
"Oh...it's a deal." Brother Qi suddenly sighed deeply and said: "My family is unfortunate, but I have to keep my promise. If you meet Sun Heng again in the future, I won't say anything even if I cut him alive.
In a word. As for the matter here, let it go as it is, don’t ask me who I am, I’m just a deceitful and deceitful doctor."
At this moment, a cold light suddenly shot towards Brother Qi's back, Lei Xiao was making a sneak attack!
What emits cold light is a sharp saber. Under Lei Xiao's full exertion, the blade that pierces the air can actually emit the roar of the surging sea tide, full of heart-stopping murderous intent.
"Huh? What's the sound?" Brother Qi turned around and spoke strangely, opening and closing his mouth.
"Keng!"
The tip of the knife was easily bitten between his teeth, and one could even clearly see the hilt of the knife trembling crazily without exhausting its strength.
This action made everyone change their color. Seventh Brother is so powerful!
"Give me a fortune telling. Calculate how much money I will have in the future, how many wives and lovers I will have. By the way, calculate how many babies I will have in the future. The most important thing is to calculate how many fights my wives will have. Hehe...
..." Lei Xiao ran out of the darkness with a shy face.
"You..." Brother Seven spit out the saber in his mouth and pointed to the road out of the mountain: "Get out!"
Hearing these words, Lei Xiao chuckled and pulled Yan Fenghuo and the three of them away from the mountain like grasshoppers. While running, he shouted: "Old Qi, I will invite you to Dongguan another day. Wait, hehe."
!”
Regardless of whether Yan Fenghuo and the others were willing, Lei Xiao held his head and led the three of them out of the mountain. But from the beginning to the end, he kept his mouth shut and refused to tell anything about Brother Seventh.