This was the most depressing month for Yan Fenghuo. Xiang Yu went to look for Peacock. I heard that he brought the whole village with him to look for him. Tangtang's cell phone was turned off, and his temper was so bad that even the landline at home was blocked.
Pulled out.
The most depressing thing is that my father and mother will whisper in my ears what a good girl Peacock is, and ask me to be nice to others and ask for a bowl of water to be balanced.
If he wasn't still recovering from his injuries, Yan Fenghuo would have run away without a trace.
He clearly explained his relationship with the peacock to his parents, but it didn't work at all. His mother was lucky, but his father, who had always been serious, actually agreed to level a bowl of water with both hands and said that he would try to make candy.
.
Crazy, everyone is crazy!
He wanted to run to Zhao Hongqi's home for refuge, but unfortunately Zhao Hongqi went abroad again, and his home was still being renovated. He wanted to talk to Yan Yan, but Yan Yan got together with the talented man at some point and ran away to travel!
Naturally, he can't find his god-sister Hong Xiao. Who knows if this sister is still eyeing him covetously, and if he does, it will make it even more difficult for him to defend himself.
Lying on the hospital bed and feeling depressed, Yan Fenghuo saw the old gangster Lei Xiao walking in, holding a large flower basket in his hand.
"Hey, you're recovering well." Lei Xiao put the dusty flower basket in the corner of the ward, took out a cigarette and threw it to Yan Fenghuo.
"How did you..." Yan Fenghuo asked in surprise.
"Why am I here? Hehe, I have nothing to do at home. I came to the capital to see if there is any business. You know, I have many wives at home. If I don't make any money in a day, my children will be howling with hunger.
.Beidiao, I am Beidiao now, hehe."
With a "pop" sound, Lei Xiao lit up the cigarette and took a nice puff.
"This flower basket doesn't look like new." Yan Fenghuo pointed to the dusty flower basket.
"Nonsense, of course it's not new. How expensive is the new one?" Lei Xiao said nonchalantly: "We brothers have to be real, because I am a real person. The flower basket cannot be eaten or drunk.
, I saw one in the trash can, so I took it over. Although it was a second-hand item, it at least proved my feelings, right? No, I haven’t seen you for a while, so I thought I’d come and see you.”
Lei Xiao, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth, was quite sincere, but Yan Fenghuo always felt that this guy was here to ask for debt.
"You want to exchange my head for money?" Yan Fenghuo asked, tilting his head.
"Damn!" Lei Xiao said angrily with a righteous look on his face: "Am I that kind of person? Do I only have that kind of integrity? Damn it, you've lived too long, the Jewish consortium can't fucking afford it.
Damn! These guys are the ones with the most broken moral integrity. When they saw that they couldn’t pay, they stopped saying anything. So you are safe now. Anyone who wants your life must first think about the wishes of the Jewish consortium.
I don’t want you to die.”
For more than a month, Yan Fenghuo's head money has already become an astronomical figure. Not to mention the Jewish consortium, I am afraid that all the money in the world is not enough to buy his head. This time the Jewish consortium has indeed shot a stone.
My own feet, this matter can only be left alone.
But the real reason is definitely not that simple. Maybe Xiao He interfered with it, and maybe the mysterious seventh brother also played a role in it.
Yan Fenghuo nodded, grabbed Lei Xiao's arm and asked eagerly: "Old gangster, how did you get so many wives?"
"Done?" Lei Xiao was startled for a moment, then patted his chest proudly and said: "Be a man, be a strong and upright man!"
"Damn, I'm asking you something serious." Yan Fenghuo held a cigarette in his mouth depressedly and said, "I've been going crazy lately."
"Crazy?" Lei Xiao touched his chin, thought for a moment and said: "Conquer! If you are a strong and upright man, this kind of thing is not a problem. You know, there is something in India that is simply too spectacular.
It is said that when he was three years old, he drank three cups of Indian sacred oil as milk in the morning, noon and evening. Later, when he married a wife who couldn't stand his super power, she had to acquiesce to him to find another wife. Guess what happened next? Damn! Two
The first wife still couldn’t stand it, so they jointly paid for him to find a third one! Your sister, after three wives, she still couldn’t stand it, so she even found him three more!”
A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, so Yan Fenghuo knew that it was useless to tell Lei Xiao. What he wanted to ask was how to coax a good woman, not how to get an extra wife.
"The peacock has been found." Lei Xiao suddenly said.
"Where?" Yan Fenghuo jumped up and asked urgently.
"No matter where it is, the news from Seventh Brother is unmistakable." Lei Xiao exhaled a puff of smoke and said: "Sun Liuzhi is very good to her, and Seventh Brother has promised it. So there is no need to think too much about Peacock, as long as Seventh Brother
If you make a guarantee, there will be absolutely no problems.”
The identity of Seventh Brother is very mysterious. No matter how hard Yan Fenghuo guesses, he can't figure it out. Moreover, Lei Xiao is very tight-lipped about Seventh Brother's affairs and will not reveal anything at all. But since Lei Xiao believes in Seventh Brother, there is no problem.
, because Yan Fenghuo believed in Lei Xiao.
"Old gangster, who is the seventh brother?" Yan Fenghuo asked.
"He?" Lei Xiao curled his lips and said, "He can kill you and me in seconds, do you believe it?"
Hearing this, Yan Fenghuo didn't take it seriously. He knew that Lei Xiao still refused to say anything, but fortunately he knew that Peacock was safe, so he felt relieved.
"Yan Fenghuo, I recently fell in love with a business, and I just need a helper, hehehehe..." Lei Xiao rubbed his hands and smiled very brightly.
"I'm not interested." Yan Fenghuo refused.
Lei Xiao's business was either robbery or blackmail. Yan Fenghuo had no interest in these things.
Seeing Yan Fenghuo's refusal so quickly, Lei Xiao smiled generously and took out a calculator from his pocket, a calculator made of pure gold.
"I'm interested!" The moment he saw the calculator, Yan Fenghuo immediately changed his tone.
"Good brother!" Lei Xiao extended his thumb.
"But I'm injured..." Yan Fenghuo pointed to his body.
"It's been a month and it's still not good? Are you lying to the Japanese?" Lei Xiao glared, unbuttoned his belt to reveal his pocketed underwear, and patted it hard.
"But my mother won't let me leave the hospital..."
"Phone!" Lei Xiao directly picked up Yan Fenghuo's phone, checked the number on it and dialed it. He said seriously: "Hello, hello, I am Bahrain from the Second Department of the General Staff. There is an emergency that requires Yan Fenghuo's assistance.
Oh, don't worry, I'm just assisting and will not go on a mission. Yan Fenghuo still has a long vacation. Yes, yes, okay, thank you for your cooperation. On behalf of all the commanders and fighters of the Chinese People's Liberation Army, I pay tribute to you, this great mother.
My son is a hero, and you are the mother of a hero. Thank you for cultivating such talents for the country. Well, if you have any questions, you can directly call the second department hotline, okay, okay, bye.
Putting down the phone, Lei Xiao shrugged his shoulders, with a simple and honest smile on his face.
Half an hour later, Yan Fenghuo followed Lei Xiao to Yanjiao by bus, and sat in a beef noodle restaurant, slurping beef noodles.
"This is a very simple business." Lei Xiao wiped his greasy mouth and said, "Do you know what the whole country is doing now?"
"What are you doing? News broadcast? The whole country is united in the first ten minutes, the GDP grows in the middle ten minutes, and the capitalist world is so terrible in the last ten minutes, what else can there be?"
"You know what the heck! Anti-pornography!" Lei Xiao looked around and said excitedly: "In the wave of anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities, if we don't be a part of the trend, we will be ashamed of our military uniform. Just say it,
Are we serving the people?”
"Nonsense, of course we are serving the people. But does this have anything to do with the fight against pornography and illegality?" Yan Fenghuo held a cigarette in his mouth and asked as if thinking of something: "Shall we serve the people?"
Lei Xiao lit the cigarette inexplicably and remained silent for a long time.
Just after midnight, Yan Fenghuo walked out of the small garden awkwardly wearing a police uniform that Lei Xiao got from somewhere.
"The police uniform is too eye-catching, we have to go through the window." Lei Xiao reminded Yan Fenghuo, staring at a bath center and said: "After entering, you just lift the quilt, and then I get in. There must be a tacit understanding of cooperation, and you must not let them call out.
Sound, do you understand?"
For Lei Xiao, Yan Fenghuo was already in a state of admiration. The business that this guy had been thinking about for a whole week turned out to be like this? Damn it, low-end, obscene and obscene!
"I said, old gangster, can we change it to another one?" Yan Fenghuo said helplessly.
"For something else? Robbery? You two, this is in China. According to Article 263 of our country's Criminal Law: Robbery is punishable by ten to twenty years, or even life imprisonment. You think I have been around for so long?"
What a mess, I have a wife and a lot of kids, and I don’t want to squat in a dormitory.”
"But Article 263 of the Criminal Law also stipulates that those who impersonate military and police personnel to rob will also be sentenced severely."
"Of course I know, you are an active soldier, that's why I'm looking for you. Okay, okay, hurry up and make sure nothing happens. We are definitely not robbing, but cooperating with the public security organs in combating pornography and illegal activities in accordance with the law. Our purpose is
What? Serve the people and ensure peace!"
"What should I do if something goes wrong?"
"Can something happen to the two blood fox aces? I tell you, do your best and don't embarrass me. Otherwise, I will ask you for a debt. You owe me a lot of money. Also, if you don't help me, I will
Just eat and sleep in your house, and let Bahrain continue to cause trouble for you. Bahrain listens to me the most. I ask him to go east but he doesn't dare to go west. Hurry up, you are dragging your feet!"
Under the threat, Yan Fenghuo sighed and followed Lei Xiao to the top floor of the bathing center, tied the rope and began to slide down.
When they entered one of the private rooms through the window, Yan Fenghuo quickly lifted the quilt and covered the man's mouth, making him speechless.
"We are the police!" Lei Xiao made a stern voice, pointed to the big-brimmed hat on his head and said: "How dare you commit a crime against the wind? ID card, phone number, home address. Have you seen my police number? Look clearly! Say it.
Well, how many times have you done it?”
The client whose mouth was covered almost cried: Why are the police arresting prostitutes now just like the special forces on TV...
"Tell me, how many times has it been?" Lei Xiao finished registering his ID card and other information and glared majestically at the naked client.
"Officer, it hasn't started yet..." The client cried sadly.
"Liar? Take it away!"
"No, I'll pay whatever the fine is. Don't take me to the police station, please! You're so generous. If my wife finds out, the whole family will be ruined. Officer, please!"
"Family is very important. I also have a wife and son... Well, I'm fined five thousand!"
The prostitute quickly paid for it, and after some righteous education, he was knocked unconscious by Yan Fenghuo and lay on the bed.
"You!" Lei Xiao pointed at the naked woman, counted two thousand and five and handed it to the other party: "It's not easy to leave with clothes on. Life is not easy. Don't be afraid of the police. Our police are accused of protecting vulnerable groups! By the way, you
Have you seen me?"
"No! No!" The woman quickly shook her head.
"That's good, take the money and leave quickly without making any noise." Lei Xiaohu said with a face.
The woman quickly put on her clothes, took the forced money and left as if running away.
In a short period of time, Lei Xiao and Yan Fenghuo swept through all the private rooms on the third floor of the bathing center, and then escaped through the windows.
As soon as I stood firm on the ground, several women's voices came from upstairs: Officer, come back next time, I love the police so much!
Yan Fenghuo looked at Lei Xiao expressionlessly.
"Hey, you don't understand." Lei Xiao took a deep breath and said: "No profession is easy, and women in this profession are the most loyal. If you are good to her, she will be twice as good to you. I have never been in this life."
I don’t look down on the lady, I only look down on the prostitute!”
"Where will we go next?" Yan Fenghuo made a dull voice.
"Go on, there are so many bathing centers! Do you feel a sense of accomplishment? Do you feel proud? We are policemen with wings. It feels so fucking fulfilling, haha!"
Yan Fenghuo breathed out a breath in his heart and poured out two words: Erbian!