Because he was plotting evil in the nunnery at night, Yan Fenghuo was taken away by the police station. It is said that six or seven people who were plotting evil in the nunnery at night have been arrested. These morally corrupt guys are all doing it for a nun. It is said that there is a chief nun in Jifu Temple.
He must be like a fairy and attract people to follow him.
Yan Fenghuo's behavior was not the first, but it was definitely not the last.
"I said, are you guys having a headache? You can't go anywhere to pick up girls, but you go to a nunnery to pick up girls? This is a place where all the four worlds are empty, do you understand? If someone can get a mortal heart, who will bear the responsibility?
"A young policeman scolded Yan Fenghuo.
It’s so unreasonable, what’s so good about nuns? They have bald heads, and there’s no interest in them at first glance, but these guys who have a lot of money want to pick up nuns. One of the reasons for their arrest last time is the most straightforward.
:Nun Chun!
Pure sister, who said nuns are pure? A woman without a story would come to be a nun? This is a perverted tendency, from a nurse uniform to a police uniform, and then from a police uniform to a nun costume in a nunnery
, so damn perverted!
Faced with the police's rebuke, Yan Fenghuo sighed deeply and said: "Officer, it's not that I wanted to be like this, but... I was really injured. This was an accident, definitely not inevitable. Just tell me, I'm like this
"Shuai, if you can't find anything, how can you find a nun? That is immoral, but I am absolutely moral!"
Yan Fenghuo told the truth. He had no hobby of finding nuns at all. But there was no way. Tangtang had become a nun. If he wanted to find Tangtang, he had to find a nun. But Tangtang was too cool and ran to Jifu Temple.
It became a flower in the nunnery.
"Stop talking nonsense," the policeman glared at Yan Fenghuo and asked, "name, age, gender, home address..."
"Actually..."
"Say! Your behavior is enough to lock you up for half a month!"
After a moment of intimidation, Yan Fenghuo cooperated obediently and obediently in recording the confession. He didn't have time to waste here, and the plan to visit the nunnery at night must be carried out as quickly as possible.
Yan Fenghuo accidentally lost his way because he was wandering around the scenery of Mount Wutai. After losing his way, he met a gangster on the road and was stabbed...
Although the fabrication is not very good, it can still be regarded as a confession. Guys who dare to pick up nuns have some background behind them, and the police station does not want to involve too much trouble. It can only warn these nonsense guys and provide some education.
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After walking out of the police station, Yan Fenghuo took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and searched for people nearby. An innocent girl's avatar appeared on WeChat on his mobile phone. This was a girl in police uniform, only ten meters away - a registered police officer from the police station.
"Hi, beauty, how are you?" Yan Fenghuo sent a message and sat in the coffee shop opposite the police station, waiting.
After a while, the WeChat verification information was passed, and a message came back: Who are you?
Yan Fenghuo held the cigarette handle in his mouth and typed quickly: I am a murderer, a murderer who massacred hundreds of people in one night. I just took aim at you, a little policeman, and made you my next target.
The message came back quickly, with a horrified expression, followed by another sentence: Mr. Murderer, you are very interesting, but I like brutal murderers like you.
"Most people will like it. I originally thought you would be scared, but unfortunately you are not scared. How about this, how about I invite you to have lunch with the murderer and then scare you?"
"Hahaha... That's interesting. Don't you know what I do?"
"Of course they are the police, but you have to be clear. Everyone has a special feeling for the police, especially young and beautiful female police officers. Hey, put it simply, I think you are quite interesting!"
"You want to pick me up?"
"No, no, no, I won't pick you up, I just want to play with you in the palm of my hand. Don't think that murderers don't have gentleness, I just happen to be a gentle and bad man."
"..."
The two of them chatted one by one, and the fight quickly became heated. Normal women yearn for strong excitement, and the female registered policewoman who has not been exposed to actual cases likes excitement even more, talking to a person who claims to be a murderer.
Chatting is very interesting.
This is common sex, such as a goddess. Why are the first times with goddesses usually lost in small hotels that cost thirty yuan a night? Why can't honest, talented, and promising brothers fail to date their goddesses? Why?
Affordable men can only pick up shoes worn by others? Why are the tender Chinese cabbages eaten by pigs?
Don’t say that goddesses love money, that’s nonsense. Men who say women love money are incompetent!
Men always love money more than women. If a woman has feelings for a man, she will give up all money. Because women originally live for love, not for money. Women who live for money were once women who lived for love.
.When love is gone, you have to find something to make up for the emptiness and loss.
Your inability to catch up with the goddess can only mean one thing: you are stupid and naive.
When you show fear in front of the goddess, when you are willing to go through fire and water for the goddess, when you appear in front of the goddess with absolute justice...the absolute **** thing to do.
Because there are already many people who have shown their best and most polite side to pursue your goddess. Care, care, consideration...the goddess will be used to all these things and will no longer disdain them. Over time, she will become numb.
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If you change the way, what I’m talking about here is what if: If you behave in a bad way, with a bit of a gangster vibe, and play a different style, will it give the goddess a sense of freshness? Will it arouse the goddess’s attention?
focus on?
Yes, absolutely. Goddess is also a human being. If you think she is a goddess, it is because you only see her appearance. If you see your goddess burping, farting, pooping and peeing...
Therefore, you have to give the goddess a sense of freshness. All goddesses are women, and they care a lot, so naturally they don’t seem precious. Freshness, a freshness full of absolute excitement is the way to go.
Therefore, Yan Fenghuo successfully hooked up with the beautiful registered police officer and became extremely happy. Dating after get off work has become inevitable.
After much understanding, we found out that this is a young police officer who has just stepped out of the police academy. She has a natural love for life and is full of pursuit of her career. Her biggest dream is to become a criminal police officer and can handle cases like a man. For her, a registered police officer
It was just a temporary transition. But she never thought that as long as she stayed in this profession, it would last her whole life.
"Criminology can't be learned from books. If you are willing to let me treat you to a meal, I am willing to dedicate myself to letting you learn criminal psychology." Yan Fenghuo sent a message.
"Okay, okay, my colleague has gone to pick you up, please look back."
Yan Fenghuo was stunned for a moment and turned his head.
A group of policemen rushed towards him and tied him up tightly...