The whole world knows that Lei Xiao is afraid of his wife. But few people know that he is afraid of his wife to such an extent, but he himself is proud of it.
Being afraid of your hen is a kind of cultivation, a virtue, and a moral sentiment. As the saying goes, my wife is my treasure. Can a man who is not afraid of his wife do it? No! Absolutely not! A man who is not afraid of his wife is definitely not a strict man.
A good man in the sense of the word, because a man who is not afraid of his wife will lose all self-cultivation, virtue, morality, and sentiment!
In this materialistic society, in this country where there are more men than women, it would be a great thing to be able to marry a wife by the way. Looking across the country, how many people cannot marry a wife; looking around the world, how many people are unable to marry because of
If you can’t get a wife, you’ll masturbate again and again until you’re completely wiped out…
"Son, daddy is going to tell you a truth today, a truth that you will benefit from when you grow up." Lei Xiao hugged his son and said earnestly: "When you grow up, you must not talk to daddy.
Same, you know? Dad has already taught you a lesson. When you marry a wife, you must marry someone as gentle as water. You must not marry a tigress. I won’t talk about it from afar, but let’s talk about your mother. It seems
She looks beautiful, but what about her heart? She is a woman who will immediately think of a whip if you give her a candle. This is not advisable. When you grow up, you must find someone to give her a candle.
, a woman who immediately thinks of cake..."
Lei Xiao taught his son earnestly and thoughtfully. Every word he said was the truth and every word was an unforgettable experience.
The little guy blinked his eyes in confusion, as if he understood, but also as if he didn't understand anything.
"Son, can you help dad with something?" Lei Xiao looked around with a sly look and whispered, "Do you know how dad has been doing in the past six months?"
The little guy shook his head.
"Stupid! I'm so sorry that I named you Lei Feng. Why are you so stupid?" Lei Xiao flicked his son's head and said, "Dad, I've been here for the past six months by stroking him!"
"Dad, what is masturbation?" Lei Feng touched his head and bit his finger and asked Lei Xiao.
"The meaning of masturbation is very simple." Lei Xiao stretched out a finger, made a circle with his other hand and wrapped it around the finger, moving it up and down and said, "See, this is masturbation!"
"I can do it too!" Lei Feng was happy and stretched out his hand towards Lei Xiao to do it.
"I'm going to fuck your mother. You can jerk off mine, but you can only jerk off your own. This masturbation is very particular. You can't jerk off other people's, you can only jerk off your own. This matters..."
Lei Feng grinned and immediately wanted to cry.
Seeing this posture, Lei Xiao quickly grabbed his son's gloves and put them on his fingers and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, masturbate, masturbate, you can't masturbate yourself now anyway, hehehe..."
Lei Feng was so happy that he couldn't stop masturbating.
Seeing his son happy, Lei Feng was also happy. He looked around again, carefully took out a small porcelain bottle from his underwear pocket, and kept licking his lips, with a rippling smile on his face.
"This small bottle contains the best things in the world. I specially prepared this for your mother, hehe." Lei Xiao drooled from the corner of his mouth and said with gleaming eyes: "Sprinkle it quietly in your mother's water glass.
, if you accomplish this, dad will buy you a gold AK!"
Upon hearing this, Lei Feng's eyes suddenly lit up. Without saying a word, he grabbed the vial and ran into the house, unable to stop himself from screaming.
"Hehehehe..." Lei Xiao lit a cigarette, exhaled a breath of smoke with great pleasure, and said in his heart: Fan Luoluo, Fan Luoluo, if you are ruthless, don't blame me for being unrighteous! This is the one I got by sneaking out in the middle of the night. I love it.
Chai, quack quack... When you eat it, I will make you more and more obedient, and immediately make you as obedient as a little sheep. Tsk tsk, you are my little bitch, I can’t love you too much...
Lei Xiao hummed and sang, grabbing expired Russian dog food and chewing it loudly. A blood-curdling scene appeared in front of his eyes: Fan Luoluo's charming eyes were like silk, and he tore his clothes hard, tearing himself
She was naked, kneeling in front of her, holding up her plump buttocks, hey hey hey...
"Lei Xiao!!!" Fan Luoluo's roaring voice came suddenly.
"I'm here, hey hey..." Lei Xiao jumped up when he heard the sound, and while running, he quickly took off his clothes until he was only in his underwear, and shouted as if he was about to fly: "
Wife, I'm here! Don't be too anxious, I know the ins and outs, hahaha..."
"Bang!"
Fan Luoluo, who also ran up, punched Lei Xiao in the face, knocking him to the ground and causing his nose to bleed.
"Oh, I like it, I really like it!" Lei Xiao, who was lying on the ground, hugged Fan Luoluo's thigh and made a disgusting voice: "Oh, be rough, be violent to me, give me all your cruelty
Show it to me! I am a seagull, you are the sea, use your water to drown me! You have depth, I have strength; you have sea water, I have..."
Fan Luoluo grabbed Lei Xiao and gave him an uppercut on the chin.
"Bang!"
"ah!!!"
Lei Xiaobiao's strong body was first lifted up by Fan Luoluo's angry punch, and then hit hard on the ground. He clearly heard the sound of a suspected dislocation of the bones of his jaw, and covered his face in pain and scrambled on the ground.
Rolling.
Damn, something is wrong. I Love Ichijo Chai is definitely a good medicine. After taking I Ichijo Chai, all my strength goes up and down. If there is still power, it is the power of desire under the control of physiology.
.Expired? Invalid? Impossible, absolutely impossible. Who dares to lie to me?
"B*tch, what did you feed your son? My son is all hot now!!!" Fan Luoluo stepped on Lei Xiao's chest, the anger in his eyes almost scorched Lei Xiao.
"What to eat? No, I haven't eaten yet..." Suddenly, Lei Xiao's eyes were bigger than a cow's eyes, and he lost his voice: "Damn it, this kid won't steal my favorite firewood, will he?"
?How can this be?”
"What did you say???" Fan Luoluo went berserk, completely berserk.
I love a piece of firewood. Although Fan Luoluo has never taken it, she knows that it is an aphrodisiac. It is not only an aphrodisiac, but also a strong aphrodisiac. Lei Xiao, an old bastard, actually gave his son an aphrodisiac. He gave his son an aphrodisiac!
"I'm going to kill you! If I don't kill you today, I will become your slave girl!!!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: Don't bother, it's important to save your son, it's important to save your son..."
Lei Xiao wailed and ran towards the room desperately.
"puff!"
A saber was accurately inserted into Lei Xiao's back, and blood gushed out...