"The new collection task, speaking of it, is a really boring and troublesome task. Master, your collection target... take a guess."
Fan Jianqiang stared at him and said, "You still want me to guess?" His eyes rolled around and he asked, "Is he someone I know?"
"Yes, you know him, and he's very familiar with me."
Fan Jianqiang smiled bitterly and said: "I know so many women... I can't guess."
"Then I'd better reveal it. It's a woman that the master has known for a long time. Her name is Li Huansha."
"What! It's her?!"
"The part where the target's magic pattern is collected is between her crotches. According to the rules, except for the brain enhancement technique and language talent, you cannot use any god skills, true martial arts skills and the skills of the devil saint!"
Hey, isn’t that just a case of being powerless? Rules, rules, where are you on the end? Why do you always impose restrictions that make things difficult for others!
"The condition that must be met to collect magic patterns is to make Li Huansha fall in love with you."
Fan Jianqiang laughed and said: "This is too simple! I am so wise, powerful, handsome, beautiful, young and rich, how difficult can it be for Li Huansha to fall in love with me?"
"Master, you haven't heard me out yet. In addition to restricting your use of various skills, the rules will also give you a new image and a false background. That is to say, you cannot use the name Fan Qianqiang and
identity."
Fan Qiangqiang's smile suddenly stiffened on his face.
"Isn't it?! Then how can I get close to Li Huansha? For an ordinary person, Li Huansha is simply too high-end and classy!"
"That's why I have fifteen hundred reward points."
Fan Jianqiang's ears suddenly stood up, and his eyes widened. One thousand and five hundred reward points! Oh my god, it's so amazing! This mission actually has such a high reward!
"Yes, I like it! Damn it, when I upgrade my spirit, agility and speed to the third level, I can change my profession from King Kong to a Templar! My strength will be even higher! Damn it, here we are.
When the time comes, we will fight back to the Jiuzhen Sect and pull off Yue Wushuang’s head to use as a urinal!”
"Master, you must work hard to complete this mission and don't delay, so as not to affect other small world rescue missions."
"Don't worry! I also know nine languages including Chinese, English, German, Japanese, Korean, French, Russian, Spanish, Italian, and with my extremely intelligent brain, I will definitely try my best to
Go ahead and get her!"
When Fan Jianqiang said this, he raised his head and glanced at Ye Qing.
Goddess Aya said: "Master, you don't have to worry, life or death, blessing or misfortune, it is all determined by fate!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the Magic Flute boy Ye Qing, who was suspended in mid-air, suddenly made a bang, and a pair of large black gaseous wings suddenly stretched out from his back!
The black wings stretched out, black air formed, and wisps of black smoke filled the air. The clothes on Ye Qing's upper body also shattered as the black wings unfolded, turning into pieces of cloth butterflies floating around. The momentum was like
Demon in anime! Black elf!
Coupled with his indescribably handsome face, this scene is so handsome!
Goddess Aya said leisurely: "The dark element energy has passed the first step! In the castle, the state of the dark element is very intense and active. Master, it will take some time for this person's dark element energy to be fully integrated, so, you
It’s better to start your mission immediately!”
"Start now?"
"Yes, the rules will ban all your powers and send you directly to the Sea of Ink. In addition, the rules will not deprive you of your brain strengthening ability and language talent, but will also open up half of your Wishful Hands.
Skill."
"Wait a minute, what does half-opening mean?"
"You can only go in, but you can't go out."
"You mean, I can put things from the outside world into the Apando space, but I can't take them in from the space, right?"
"Yes, Master, you must make good use of this half skill."
"Hehe, without the support of other skills, Qianban Ruyi Shou can only be a thief but not a robber. If caught, he can be beaten to death. Even if he can still use ancient martial arts, without the support of physical strength and aura,
It’s just a show of strength and embroidery…well, it’s better than nothing!”
"So...Master, the mission is activated!"
…
Fan Jianqiang instantly disappeared into the elemental territory, and then directly crossed the Jiuzhen Sect space and came to the outside world, Mohai City.
Fan Jianqiang woke up in an instant, and an unpleasant smell hit his nostrils immediately. Then, what Fan Qianqiang saw when he opened his eyes was a small room that was so simple that it was almost more decorated than a rough house.
,then, the side...
A broad and fat back appeared in his eyes. Fan Jianqiang tried hard to identify the gender of the owner of this fat, solid back like a tire. Finally, Fan Jianqiang recognized it, a woman! A woman who was so fat that she had almost no waist!
The lavender pajamas are tight on her body, and due to the domineering fat around her waist, the pajamas are a bit shorter. On the back of her disheveled head, there should be a laptop computer in front of her, emitting the music of an online game.
Does the new mission begin now?
So, who is this fat woman?
Could it be...
Fan Jianqiang suddenly felt something boiling in his stomach. Seeing the "thin" clothes on this woman who was concentrating on playing games, and the same mattress as him that was placed on the ground without a bed frame, Fan Jianqiang was very suspicious.
, is this fat woman his current wife or girlfriend?
Although he didn't see the front, Fan Qianqiang already wanted to die.
He was used to seeing the top beauties in the world, and was used to a slim waist as graceful as a willow. When he suddenly saw a bucket waist, it was as if someone with a mysophobia had touched a poop on his hand, and he felt extremely uncomfortable.
This shabby house has only four walls, a small folding round table that looks like a landfill, used instant noodles in barrels, bamboo skewers for kebabs in white foam boxes, gnawed corn cobs, boiled peanut shells, and half a pack
The uneaten Jiu Zhi Hua Mei.
Empty beer bottles are scattered on the ground. The black marks caused by water seepage on the ceiling are like inferior abstract paintings. A row of clothes and pants, both men's and women's, are hung on the wall, covering half of An Yixuan's face and body.
poster.
A simple shoe cabinet, a simple wardrobe, a full-length mirror that seems unable to illuminate the whole body, and a few Snoopy bubble stickers on it.
Outside the shabby room, a man sang inarticulately, "You hurt me and you laughed it off."
Fan Qiangqiang's mind reacted immediately, and the voice of goddess Aya immediately appeared in his ears.
"Master, your current identity is that of a poor drifter. Your name is Gao Jianfeng. You are twenty-seven years old and have been unemployed for thirty-three days. You also have a girlfriend named Xu Mei, who is twenty-three years old.
I just graduated from college and have no job."
"Oh my God, the girlfriend Xu Mei you are talking about is not the heavyweight dinosaur next to me, right?"
"Exactly."
"Can I choose to die?"
"Of course. Although it's a pity, I respect your idea."
"I'm joking."
"Master, I can understand your mood. Perhaps this is what motivates you to go all out to complete this task as soon as possible. You don't want to face Xu Mei day and night, right?"
"I can't wait to complete the task immediately."
"I have the same idea as you, so I wish you success immediately."
After saying the last words, goddess Aya disappeared.
Fan Jianqiang quietly got up and climbed in front of the full-length mirror. Then he noticed his body, his fat arms, and his belly like Maitreya. Fat! Fat! Fat!
Fan Jianqiang was frightened by his own image.
Finally, Fan Jianqiang understood why his girlfriend was of such a quality that even if she dared to compare with her lover, she would still be considered skinny!
Damn it, you bastard rules, you are basically Infernal Affairs sent by the devil!
Just give me such an image, with a bloated body, a chubby face, and poverty. Even if Li Huansha is a forty-year-old woman, there is no way she can look down on such a fat man!
Fifteen hundred reward points! You should give me fifteen thousand reward points!
Fan Jianqiang felt extremely depressed and began to doubt life.
"Gao Jianfeng, look in the mirror as soon as you wake up. You are a typical Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror. You are not human inside and out."
Fan Qiangqiang closed his eyes in pain and stood blankly in front of the full-length mirror.
Xu Mei turned her head and glanced doubtfully, then immediately turned back and stared at the screen on the folding computer table, busy killing monsters.
"What's wrong? There's something wrong with you today."
Fan Jianqiang didn't want to say a word. He took a step back and lay down on the floor.
Three minutes later, Xu Mei finally closed the notebook, twisted her bloated waist, and crawled to Fan Jianqiang's side using both hands and feet. The cheap mattress collapsed. Fan Qianqiang quickly closed his eyes, fearing that he would vomit.
"Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Xu Mei's hand reached out to Fan Jianqiang's forehead, "It's not hot. What's wrong with you? Is it a low-grade fever? I'll find medicine for you."
Fan Qianqiang didn't want to speak, his mind was spinning rapidly.
As for her appearance, first of all, she is dead in appearance. Li Huansha is the kind of super beauty who is as beautiful as Dai Qisi and can’t find traces of time. She is also a child of an aristocratic family and the granddaughter of Li Qingting.
, she wants good looks, good status, and even the governor of a province has to bow and bow in front of her. The chance of such a woman falling in love with her is infinitely close to zero.
Xu Mei saw that Fan Jianqiang was unusually silent and looked ugly. She became more and more worried. She hurriedly rummaged through the cabinets and took out the thermometer. She raised Fan Jianqiang's arm, clamped the thermometer, and found a box of amoxicillin. She found that there was no amoxicillin.
Water, put on your clothes and shoes immediately, and go out to buy mineral water.
Fan Qiangqiang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Xu Mei leaving. He suddenly sat up and started rummaging through his pockets where the clothes were hung on the wall.
There was only more than 60 yuan in a wallet, not even a red note. There were also two bank cards and an ID card in the wallet.
Taking another look at the photo on the ID card and comparing it with himself in the mirror, Fan Jianqiang couldn't help but laugh or cry.
Fan Jianqiang found a coat that finally looked neat. As soon as he put on his clothes, Xu Mei carried two bottles of mineral water and a paper bag that exuded the aroma of meat buns.
"Are you feeling better?"
Fan Jianqiang smiled reluctantly: "I have to find a job."
Xu Mei said in surprise: "You finally want to find a job? Just wait for me and I will go with you."
Fan Jianqiang flatly refused: "No, I'll go by myself." Then, he couldn't help but said: "I'll find a job, and you stay at home and clean."