Chapter 189 It turns out to be an infatuated species
While I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a pheasant crow from ahead.
Tian Xiaohai looked up and saw a middle-aged man in his thirties in the forest a hundred meters away. He was chasing a pheasant while carrying a medicine basket and waving a stick in his hand.
"Let me go, Lao Liang rushed into the forest so quickly. This guy's body and footwork are too fast! He must be a good practitioner."
Tian Xiaohai was suspicious for a moment and immediately ran after him.
He ran into the forest in one breath and saw Lao Liang holding a bloody pheasant and sitting down on a big bluestone with a smile.
"Lao Liang, okay! You hit a pheasant so quickly, and you beat it to death with a stick. You are so awesome. You can even catch up with the pheasant." Tian Xiaohai greeted with a smile.
"Hey! Xiaohai, why did you catch up so quickly?" Lao Liang asked curiously.
"You are already in your thirties, and you ran into the forest in one breath and caught a pheasant. I, a young man, can't catch up with you?" Tian Xiaohai joked.
"That's different. I have learned hunting from my grandfather since I was a child, and I have developed a pair of legs that are faster than a dog. You kid has never learned the Meishan hunting method, how can you run so fast?" Lao Liang looked curious.
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"Meishan Hunting Technique? Is there really such a thing?" Tian Xiaohai became interested.
He had long heard of Meishan hunting method.
This is a hunting method that has been lost for a long time. It is said that in ancient times in western Hunan, some hunters were good at this method.
Hunters will lay all kinds of weird traps, chant spells to increase the success rate of hunting, and even call snakes and attract bees. Some experts will lay out enchantment formations similar to ghosts beating walls to trap them.
If you hunt animals or make people fascinated, you won't be able to get out of the formation even if you walk for a whole day and night.
Seeing Tian Xiaohai's curious look, Lao Liang couldn't help laughing loudly: "You guys have watched too much TV! There are hunting techniques in Meishan, but this thing is not as exaggerated as you think. In fact,
This thing is a combination of medicine, qigong, ventriloquism and traps, divination, and fortune-telling.
It’s just a matter of using it to make hunting techniques more sophisticated and efficient. Because few people know this stuff, it’s difficult to learn and master it, so this ancient hunting method has been cast a layer of mystery. I just hunted down this pheasant
, using ventriloquism and teleportation skills, I captured this beast in less than five minutes."
"Oh! So this is the Meishan hunting method!" Tian Xiaohai nodded and said, "But it's pretty awesome!"
"Ha! I'm sorry, you kid, you don't like this thing! Come on, let's make a bet. No matter what method you use, within half an hour, whoever catches the prey first will win, no matter what the prey is.
As long as it’s as big as a palm, even a mouse can do it.” Lao Liang smiled confidently, patted Tian Xiaohai on the shoulder and said, “Do you dare to come and take a gamble with me? Today, brother, I’ll let you see what true meaning is.
Meishan hunting method."
"Okay!" Tian Xiaohai nodded happily.
"Let's get some rewards! This kind of bet is interesting."
"What reward do you want?"
"Let's do this! If I win, you have to promise to save me once. If one day I really sleep with the village chief's woman and the village chief catches me, he will definitely break my legs.
When the time comes, you have to help me reattach my leg, so that I won't be disabled for the rest of my life."
When Lao Liang said this, he looked at Tian Xiaohai seriously.
"No way! You guys would rather risk having your legs broken by the village chief to sleep with other women. You are too crazy!" Tian Xiaohai couldn't believe his ears.
"Haha!" Lao Liang chuckled, wiped his stylish scholar's hair with his hand, and sighed leisurely: "If you don't go crazy, you'll be old. I, Lao Liang, really like the village chief's wife, and she's early
I liked her before the village chief married her.
.If this bastard like the village chief treated his wife well, I would let this matter go. But now, seeing her wife in dire straits, I feel uncomfortable! I have to let this woman treat me well, I
Let her live a happy life."
"You old prostitute, pull her down! You talk about having an affair in such a high-spirited way." Tian Xiaohai glanced at Lao Liang angrily and kindly advised: "Brother, put this woman down! You can't ride this wild horse.
of."
"Ha! I didn't dare to think about it before. But starting from today, I dare to think about it. I, Lao Liang, have really decided to ride on Deng Jinlian's five-flowered horse. If the village chief doesn't know how to cherish it, then I, Lao Liang, will
You're not welcome. This bastard Gudegao is a cuckold, and his wife will be my woman sooner or later." Lao Liang couldn't help laughing.
"I'm afraid this guy is crazy!" Tian Xiaohai shook his head helplessly and sighed. It seemed that Lao Liang was really fascinated by the village chief's wife.
By then, I'm afraid the real dog's legs will be broken.
"What's wrong? Don't you dare to bet with me anymore?" Lao Liang confidently patted Tian Xiaohai on the shoulder and said, "Xiaohai, I will definitely win you."
"What if I beat you?" Tian Xiaohai asked with a smile.
"You beat me?" Lao Liang sneered and shook his head: "How is that possible? I have been learning Meishan hunting methods for twenty years, and I have never lost in hunting. If you can beat me, you will win from now on.
You ask me to go east, but I will never go west. I can do whatever you ask me to do. Of course, except for the matter of the village chief’s wife. You kid, please don’t try to persuade me to give up. I have already decided to rescue the village chief’s woman.
."
Tian Xiaohai was speechless.
This old bachelor is still stubborn, but he just falls in love with the village chief's woman.
"Okay! You can just take care of this matter yourself. If your leg is broken by the village chief, I will help you pick it up. If the third leg is broken, I will not retreat.
Just take care of yourself!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded: "Let's get started! If you lose, you owe me a favor, and I will keep it first."
"Haha, it's not that easy to beat me." Lao Liang smiled proudly, turned around and ran forward a few steps, put his hands in front of his mouth, and imitated the bird call.
"Gu! Gu! Gu!..."
Tian Xiaohai was completely impressed by this guy's voice, which was just like the cry of a real bird.
He stood there and couldn't help but stare in wonder for a long time, trying to see if a bird was really coming.
Sure enough, within three minutes, I saw a quail emerge from the grass in front of me.
"Gu Gu Gu Gu..."
Lao Liang took two steps forward and shouted louder than before.
Quail raised his head and looked forward, and saw that the person who spoke to him was a person, his eyes were rolling around, and he looked confused, obviously he didn't understand the situation.
"Goo!"
Lao Liang crouched with a smile on his face and walked forward slowly, about to catch this silly and cute quail.
At this time, Tian Xiaohai reacted.
He hurried forward, took action first, reached out to the ground to fish, and caught the cute quail.
The silly and cute quail stretched out its little head, flapped its wings, and made a cooing sound.
"Hey! Tian Xiaohai's quail belongs to me. How could you take my quail away?" Lao Liang yelled at Tian Xiaohai angrily.
"Hehe! Brother, you didn't say that what you attracted doesn't count. Whoever catches us first wins!" Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile.
"You..." Lao Liang rubbed his neck unconvinced and said, "This doesn't count. Let's start over."
Just as he was talking, he suddenly heard a burst of applause from a woman behind him.
“Wonderful! So interesting.”
"Is that you?" Tian Xiaohai turned around and saw Shen Feifei walking towards this direction with a slight smile. Behind her was a female assistant, but the photographer and bodyguard were missing.
"Xiaohai, this sexy woman is also your friend?" Lao Liang glanced forward and couldn't help but sigh: "You're good! Another beautiful girl has been picked up by you. Women have good waist strength, you kid must be careful Some."
"What are you thinking about?" Tian Xiaohai glanced at Lao Liang and reminded in a low voice: "This girl is a big anchor, you girl, don't make random decisions."
"How can I have the energy to think about this! It's enough for me to have the village chief's wife. I will only love Deng Jinlian in this life." Lao Liang turned to Tian Xiaohai and sighed: "Xiaohai, I'm not afraid of your jokes. I like it." I have been the village chief’s wife for more than ten years. Even if this woman has been a chicken, I still want her. I will love her for the rest of my life.”
"Fuck, I didn't expect you to be such an infatuated person!" Tian Xiaohai was slightly surprised.
"Otherwise, given my conditions, I would be at this age and unable to marry a wife?" Lao Liang smiled bitterly, with a touch of sadness in his eyes.
Tian Xiaohai was somewhat touched by this guy's words. He comforted softly: "Brother, I'm sorry! I didn't expect you to have such a deep relationship with the village chief's wife."
"It's okay!" The sadness on Lao Liang's face disappeared.
He patted Tian Xiaohai on the shoulder and said: "Xiaohai, I think you are destined to have many peach blossoms, and there will definitely be many women in the future. Cherish it! Although the person in front of you is a little wild, he is here for you. It was tailor-made by the boy, and only you can conquer it. This woman is the descendant of the Tiger Quaker among the eighteen kinds of strange female physiques. If you can conquer it, you will be even more powerful than a tiger, and your luck will be doubled."
"Can you also see this?" Tian Xiaohai asked in surprise.
"Haha! My ancestors had a court fortune teller. Another day I will show you the "Palace Secrets" passed down by my family. This thing is specially used to select concubines. It's amazing! The woman in front of me is just right. There is one of the eighteen kinds of strange female body shapes, the tiger-like one, if you take her in, this thing is a great supplement! Haha!" Lao Liang muttered a few words into Tian Xiaohai's ear.
Just as he was talking, Shen Feifei had already arrived beside the two of them.